SHIP WARS Battle Vs My Friends! (Minecraft)

ah mateys today we're becoming pirates in minecraft what does that sound like spongebob intro song or something so myself jelly and george are building rafts that we're going out to fight them and whoever wins will become the master pirate of the third of the waters hopefully that's me traitor.com awesome merchandise and let's become the master pirate listen up scallywags today we are going to be building ships and battling each other landlords okay that's boring enough let's start building okay bye are you ready guys you heard your captain correct our we gotta build a ship strong enough to withstand the seven seas and the 50 sales whatever first off we start off with a big ship farm look i always build ships this way don't judge me i'm not very clever i did that wrong didn't i oh no wait i'm running out of time okay calm down calm down that looks a lot better lane lover or whatever they say now fill this up because we don't want the water in a big burton boat that's what we call it the big bird now we of course need to have some surrounding stuff right here for that i would like to use my wool because i will use hey the iron to reinforce something else this part of the ship because that is most prone to be sinking if it gets hit so we don't want this to go down now that we've reinforced that with iron i'm going to be placing my treasure chest down here too one iron there one treasure chest there wood iron actually iron there too and now my treasure chest is protected cannons up here and then we'll have one cannon up here too haha now we put down the helm which is what we use to control the ship of course i still put that a bit further down dude i only got 20 seconds left this is scary there we go and there now we're basically ready to set sail for the seven seas oh it's time that went too quick my kidding me look at my ships guys have you protected your chest at all not that well to be honest well actually yes luckily and apparently that is very important to do wait i wait i see a ship i see two ships in this thing there are little green bombs that spawn around the map it's a bomb ball there's a green bomb i definitely see jelly this is jelly no get out get that no josh no don't shoot at me this is actually tense guys i can't believe that we're finally pirates oh i see a green thing oh no crain is going for it oh i'm gonna look around the map and look for some special things to well you probably should find a bow then loser okay loser i see a cannonball blob oh wait are you guys fighting back there yeah i'm gonna kill you he's chasing me oh no joshie what are you gonna do should have placed the cannon that shoots backwards oh you did oh you did dude you did come on give i me didn't see that aha kratom couldn't swim huh well trust me guys i might have a surprise all right josh time to say hello to my little friend oh my god oh oh oh my oh i hit crater as well i don't have a helmet anymore i can't control my boat wait really oh it's getting chest is visible crainer's chest is visible no it's not repeat he's a sitting duck i can still do retaliation oh i hit you how far am i you can still play as long as you have your chest mate so yeah i still have my chest but i can't move my gosh dang hey josh look no josh please don't have mercy have mercy i missed it gosh we could be a team bro jelly we can rip greener right now are you kidding me can i turn this ship anyway at all josh get back here is nobody gonna like rape me or something okay ow you hit me right in the head and i'm ready for battle too where am i going to go where am i wait if you still oh jenny's coming for you by the way why is jelly coming now hey you want to talk to me real quick literally killed me dude dude you gotta be kidding me man i saw him with a cannon it sunk his treasure chest okay and killed him well good luck fighting now guys you got the wheatling out of the way you guys are the lamest people ever okay come on jelly treat him how you treated me okay shoot oh that was a close hit right your treasure chest is uh oh i'm asking for death honestly oh this is it i feel like i'm an epic cinematographer welcome to the new pirates of the caribbean all right jelly look at that chest all you got to do is ball his why is nobody balding anybody's ship right now bought the ship jelly bolt the ship it's time he went away dang he really crashed into your boat i have nothing left in my boat honestly don't really work no they weren't kind of bad to be honest they're not really that worth it come on jelly shoot it oh oh my god i died oh my god dude josh you just destroyed him i'm officially team josh now i oh jesse you lost everything jelly i lost all my caterpillars time to take that time to take down his chest josh come on i have to no no i'm going for it i'm going for his chest just saying oh you guys like the chest wall now huh josh you got this you've got this spot oh he's going in he's going in he's shut your chest he's got your chest jelly one thank you i'm flexing my muscles right now can you see no they're very tiny all right this round is unkrainer teaming up against jelly yeah because he's the pirate jack if i am stronger than both of you together you're the pirate king let's set sail all right crater we're gonna build our own ships right bro trust me this time i will do a lot better just try shall i make the bottom out of iron i was thinking about doing that but then like your boat can't be that big you know oh wait the entire yes making like a massive platform yes josh you're right about that we'll just completely mess with also also surround your chest with iron blocks also on top okay uh-huh that's what i've done there we go all right so now the ship needs to be a bit bigger you're not gonna see this one coming honestly no he's not he's gonna be a bamboo with his puny little child brain you're just upset he won aren't you like a little bit yeah i am very i mean i was just sitting dark at least it wasn't that embarrassing for you cannon and cannon all right i got cannons i got everything josh go to the guy with the big um the big gray flag okay okay okay i see three two oh three two one fight all right all right let's go where do we go what is up with your ship i wanted to just make it as wide as possible you didn't even build a ship i i built it it's a tactic so third person doesn't really work for oh no josh what have you done tactic why do you shove more cannons at the front you don't need okay here we go josh i'll get it what you guys have a tactic i'll get a hit on him his chest is at the top his chest at the top i hit him very smart i already hit him josh i already hit him once okay okay so behind me third person view is terrible i need to find ammo uh oh no i blew up my own ship jelly is his own greatest enemy i get a lot of cannonballs over here josh i can't get all right well since josh can't see him i got cannonballs i got everything josh he's right there on your ship he's attacking [Applause] wait this is perfect timing for me to shoot his cannon where is he oh i'm destroying his ship josh where is he he's on your thing yeah josh you see what i'm doing john [Laughter] this is unfair his thing is still there kratos well he almost got destroyed why is he laughing like that he's greater he's gonna beat us no he won't take him down from shoot the cannon you okay he's gonna keep jumping down crazy person dude leave go again he's insane he's out of disgust hey my gosh oh my god he's crazy run run run run oh my god he's out of his mind josh i you you and you he's on your tail his eyes out of his mind he's just got a floating chest what is this literally going to kill you i am going to kill you you need more cannonballs i catch so many haters stop shooting is he right behind me yes shoot oh oh no that was so close actually there's more in front of you there's more in front of you oh you turned you dummy oh oh yes yeah it can't move karina this is it okay now you just need to get cannonballs trainers no you're going into my helm collect cannonballs okay your right one your right one you need to turn right slightly karina oh man no i need to go get some more hey look at my jelly little jelly hey goodbye little loser this is what you get kill him this is what you get jelly i'm sorry i thought my my hey my chest location oh look another cannonball for creator okay crain i think yeah your middle one is good what's up jelly shoot what no i mean it bounced off sorry that hit it i can literally not do anything closer for your next cannon i don't have more cannon oh wait two what no go slightly closer like i mean centimeters i stop okay fine finally [Music] oh [Applause] the bow is not hitting where it's supposed to hit yeah we won right we won yeah we pirate captain no longer good strategy although i would have killed you no you wouldn't yes yeah maybe when we're two we could beat jelly but honestly put up a good fight check out these two videos

Channel: Crainer

Views: 127,879

Keywords: PG, Child Friendly, Kid Friendly, Family Friendly, Funny Moments, Slogoman, Jelly, Crainer, Slogo, Minecraft

Id: T13UQHoEdsA

Length: 13min 41sec (821 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 27 2022