sherlock & john are bad at group settings

john john watson i heard you abroad somewhere getting shot that what happened i got a shot mike can i borrow your phone there's no signal on mine what's wrong with the landline i prefer to text what the it's an old friend of mine [Music] you want lucky cat no thanks no i was i was going to see sure what was that noise downstairs i was mrs hudson laughing sounds like she was torturing her now yeah there have been a fight well not now habits hobbies personalities give us a chance sir don't mind if i do is it just me or is anyone else starving oh god you and john you solve puzzles for a living oh no thank you sarah uh no no no no no no he's he's not the names no no i can get this jeanette ah tell me what it is i'm not doing tell me don't make me compete with sherlock combs i'll walk your dog for you i don't have a dog jesus i'll call you no okay john it's good to see you you too oh mother [ __ ] are you doing very glad to see you i don't know and then sort of a top-up therapy can be very helpful nice bouncing around him like a puppy hello hi what's your name then uh anthea is that your real name listen your boss any chance you could not tell him this is where i went sure you've told him already haven't you yeah okay perfect how's the investigation going uh hello sherlock holmes private detective this is his pa well live in pa perfect hey sorry we couldn't do a double room for you boys that's fine you're gay be gay there you go you just see we've been rushed off for feet really we're out of wkd i don't know we sleep nice do you gary like a baby that's not true he's a snorer is yours a snorer got any crisps maybe a minute got to see a man about a dog [Music] i'm not stupid you know but do you get that idea we managed to see uh some paul's the tower john sorry you'll be they were just leaving oh oh where are we yes get out be worried promise promise sorry about that that's fine hello hello oh which one of you is sherlock holmes it was lovely to be honest but i thought he wasn't quite as keen as i was we were finished well um it's murder this time hmm pause your purple and go please keep it down sorry sorry uh excuse me um yes all right anyone am i invisible can you actually see me he means thank you all right just say it thank you no i won't give you an interview i don't want the money even john watson just platonic i'll put you down for a note there as well mrs hudson's got a phone yeah she's downstairs i tried shouting but she didn't hear all right craig all right look good fine not sure they call me the wick no they don't not absolutely sure were you yeah i invited him from his protege mrs holmes when he dies i get all his stuff and his job mm-hmm well why help out a bit because are you okay it's all here isn't it look it's that seat's obvious are you talking to a piss off this cup of tea it's a cup of tea because you might prefer it's congenital handbag that's not rude congenital it just means what anderson what are you doing anderson sorry sherlock it's human eye put those back they were in the microwave freak it's for you so we can't giggle as a crime scene stop it the other one shot him i mean keep your voice down sorry it's just um nerves i think sorry around him yeah well opposites attract i suppose sherlock something weird what's going on good nothing no rocking back here i am a victim of continual attempts to cancel me it's great to be working with a celebrity what are you thinking hawk or the pastor oh it's you i'd stick with the pastor we're just interested in the feet the feet yes tom this is everyone hi hi it's really nice to meet you all thanks so um is it serious yeah did [Laughter] [Music] i love this oh my god still it's a relief and a way to know that she's absolutely fine please wait ah look who it is [Music] find something you like item not scanned please try again you can give your voice down yes it's hard not authorized i know it's early can you put her in uh but is it sherlock holmes you want because i've not seen him in ages about a month oh sure let's go see that does happen green would you be so kind just to put you some tea sure if your mystery corpse had tattoos the signs will be there he's like yes of course he's the killer didn't see that coming actually sorry sorry are those ginger nuts our doctors said you were clean i am your eyes are kite i assure you totally natural what's your name vivian what would you do vivian go for a stroll make a paper airplane you're off the hook mr holmes okay cheers obviously there's unfinished business come back it's the wrong thumb you heard of that thing you're gonna have to be more specific craig people are weird aren't they mm-hmm ouchie he's really come out of his shell i don't know how you did it what do you really want i'm here on a legitimate inquiry captain john watson fifth northumberland retired oh we don't want to do that rest this man call this one snooping you around stabbed him before he got into the shower no no i'm john watson the veteran of kandahar hellman and barbara hospital let me examine this body thank you what do we do they're giving a scarf call an ambulance call an ambulance now do it keep pressure on that wound do one excuse me oh no you can't you're showing me a knife is it a clue you're doing a mine i'll cut you oh not from there you broke my arm nope i sprained it you involved much uh yeah i'm john watson okay he writes the blog you write sherlock's blog yes are you guys the police yeah everything all right yeah welcome to london the main feature of interest in the field of criminal investigation is not the sensational aspects of the crime the solution the facts and evidence as they were available to me and in this very room you will all attempt to solve the case something to do with murder at the zoo yeah call it murder at the zoo okay any more questions no i don't think so no what kind of case would need you doing this one asking why you started cycling to work [Music] please mr holmes where you're going you'll want to be dressed have you come to take me away again yes mr home will i decline thank you billy sherlock bonnie house for you and your dad angelo three years ago i successfully proved to lustral at the time of a particularly vicious triple murder that angelo is in a completely different part of town housebreaking he cleared my name did it a bit but for this man i'd have gone to prison you did go to prison why did you kill him it was an accident it just got harder and harder to pick up the phone somehow sherlock talk to john try talking to me i'll go see if i can help with something or another thing right i don't know i think i'm just like a very broken person trying to live life this man stole my boat he's a pirate yeah i really am people know here no darling frankly this is embarrassing oh did a cavity search why they had coins she doesn't stop playing beautiful it kills you in the end hi still beautiful though they never really let you leave porky really i'm so sorry can you um can you tell me exactly what happened that night great thank you thanks again i should never wear cerise apparently i'm kind of in a meeting can you make an appointment my secretary one of your traders someone who works in your office was killed what kill sorry to interfere with everyone's digestion still want to make an appointment with maybe nine o'clock at scotland yard suit she left the phone in order to lead us to her killer how rachel did you see rachel shut up shut your mouth who's this my therapist awesome do you do block booking you just wrote still has trust issues and you read my writing upside down you see what i mean do you want to talk about it i can only help you if you completely open yourself up to me i need to know what to do do about john the stuff that you wanted to say but didn't say it yeah say it now sorry [Music] hey queen girl you have done it again constantly raising the bar for us all and doing it flawlessly i

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Published: Sun Mar 06 2022