[theme song plays] <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ One, two
One, two, three, four ♪</i></font> [vocalizing] [chicken clucks] -[Cricket] Aah!
-[Bill] Quit squirmin',
Cricket. You need sunscreen! It's so slimy! You were just telling me
how much you love slime! Ahh, a day at the beach. Alice, can you
help me with--? Nope. Leavin'
to get a pretzel. Ohh, that sounds good.
Think you could--? Can't hear you over the sound of me walkin' away. Tilly! What ya up to, punkin? Oh, just buryin' Saxon, but he's all head,
so there's not much to bury. Ooh, count me in,
I want to try! Well, that'd be
way more fun, Mama. I'm gonna get more sand! Oh, Tilly, there's
plenty of sand... everywhere. All right,
we're all screened up. What do you say we toss around
the ol' football? -It's squishy!
-[squeaks] Boy, what are you doin'? You've got that devious look
in your eyes. [evil laugh] I'm not doing anything. How dare you insinuate that I, your own flesh and blood, would do anything
behind your back? Hey! A shark fin? You were gonna prank people with this,
weren't you? Well, not on my watch, mister. (stammering) But... Uh... Wha... Moooooom! Dad took away my shark fin. Shark fin?
Were you gonna use it to prank these nice people
at the beach? Hm. Yeh. Hm. Yeh. [both]
Yeh. Knock yourself out, kiddo. -Hee! [scatting]
-Nancy! [inhales deeply, groans] If your father says "no,"
it's a "no," Cricket. Hm. Thanks, Daaaaad. Look, Nancy, you gotta
back me up sometimes. I'm tired of bein'
the bad guy. Aw, but you're so good at it! Like how I'm good at being
the fun parent! It's like that shirt
I have says. -[roaring]
-[electric guitar riff] [Bill] Well, you're not gonna be
the fun parent today. You're holdin' onto this
and bein' the responsible one. Ugh. Fine. Great! And I'll be
the fun one. You hear that, Tilly?
You're buryin' me instead! Makes no difference to me, so long as someone's
gettin' in the ground. Oh boy, this is gonna be fun! -[Bill and Tilly laughing]
-[Bill] Careful! Careful, Tilly! [groans] Responsible. Ahh, the one good thing
about the beach. Pretzels as big as your head
and no one to share 'em with. Heh heh, you're gonna
make me so thirsty. -Aah...
-[squawking] [exclaiming] Ahh! Ha-ha! Not so proud
now that I've plucked you from the sky, huh?
I know you got hollow bones. This ain't ending well for ya! [whistle blowing] Ooh, that whistle's
very loud. Sorry about that, but I've got
a zero-tolerance policy for fighting on the beach. Shove off, ya Pinkerton! This don't concern you.
What the--? I'm afraid I have no choice
but to take you both to jail! Beach jail! My mum gave me these! Aw man, look at these chumps.
I could've pulled off the perfect prank!
If I only had my fin... Oh? What's this, now?
Father is having a sandy time while Mother guards the fin?
This changes everything... Mom... What's goin' on, kiddo? Oh, I was just seeing
how we were feeling about the whole
shark fin situation. Wanted to know
if you'd be interested in giving it back. To me. Sorry bud, I would. But today,
I'm the responsible parent. No problem. I guess
I'll just have to give up on doing the superest, coolest,
most legendary prank this beach has ever seen! Legendary? It's OK at best. Oh, yeah? Well,
how would you do it? Well, see, you gotta lay down
the groundwork first. Plant the fear of sharks
in people's heads beforehand. And then, hoo boy,
when they do see that fin, the look of terror
on their faces will be priceless!
I gave you the fin. Thanks, Mom! OK, I love you, bye! It'll be fine! Nice work, Tilly!
You're gonna want a ratio of two part sand
to one part water. You're sure being particular
about my playtime, Papa. I thought today
you were supposed to be the "fun parent." Oh, nothing more fun
than a job well done! Oh yeah, it's like
that shirt Mama has. -[tiger roaring]
-[electric guitar riff] How does she have
such cool clothes? Anyway, you're
doin' great, Tilly. I can barely move! If you can move at all,
then I need to do better. [music playing] <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Let's all go to the beach ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Let's all go to the beach ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ If you're here
you're at the beach ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Beach, beach, beach
Beach be-beach ♪</i></font> [all]
Yeah! Hello there, little boy. Care to join
our beachside boogie? By golly, I'd love to!
But I'm worried there might be sharks
in the water. I heard they can gobble up
a kid in one bite. [laughs] Not to worry, son.
The chances of a shark showing up on this beach
are incredibly slim! Phew! That's a relief.
'Cause I just scraped up my knee real bad,
and I'm worried a shark might smell the blood!
I put a bandage on it, but it's barely hangin' on! Anyway, I'm goin' for a dip.
Y'all have a nice day! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Let's all go to the bea-- ♪</i></font> Not now, Jeremy. [humming, chuckles] -Eee!
-[chuckling] [Bill]
Who ya wavin' at, Nancy? I, uh, can't really
see the ocean. Oh! I was just waving
to the, uh-- Uh, the mayor! Of the beach! Aw, really?
Dang, would've said hi. Hm? Uh, Tilly? Tilly! Wow. Double ocean. [Bill]
Tilly! [Gramma]
Now, I don't wanna tell you how to do your job,
Mr. Lifeguard. But don't you think
you're going a little overboard? [squawks] Unfortunately,
you did the crime. And now, you're gonna
do the time! A one-hour time out! An hour?! I don't have
that kinda time. I'm old! Can I at least
have my pretzel back? Sorry, but this is evidence! Ooh, tastes like crime! You monster. Hm? I know we're not supposed
to drink ocean water, but it just tastes
so darn good, ya know? [both screaming] Ha-ha! [coughing] -Salt water.
-[chuckling] Nancy, what's all the
commotion out there? I can't see a dang thing! Oh, uh, don't worry.
It's just some rowdy kids. -Shark! Shark in the water!
-[screaming] Shark? Nancy, did you
give Cricket that fin? What? No, no, no, no. It's probably a real shark... OK, fine! Yeah! I did! [gasps] Nancy, how could you! Because it's fun! That doesn't matter!
It sounds like you forgot about the shirt I own! [lackluster kazoo fanfare] "Responsibility is no joke." I know. But I'm
the fun parent. I can't help it!
Now, if you'll excuse me... Hey! I'm gonna watch our son do a hilarious prank
that is objectively fun! Fine! Go! I'll be here,
wishing I had the ability to scratch my face! Hmph! Not now! (kissing) Mmm, mmm! Oh, I am truly sorry how much I enjoyed
that pretzel. This is worse than any torture
I've ever given or received. [people screaming] That doesn't sound good!
Better go check it out! Hey, wait! I'm having
a heart attack! -You have to let me out!
-[door opens, closes] Ehh, figured it was
worth a shot. Well, ring-a-ding-ding. Listen up, gull.
I don't like you, and I think you don't like me. But if we work together,
we can get out of this mess. -[squawks]
-Then let's roll! [grunts] Ooh! [inhales sharply] Ehh, ehh... Yeah! -Freedom!
-[squawks] I hope that lifeguard
saved room for dessert, 'cause I'm makin' him
a big tasty slice... of revenge! [Nancy]
Ohh, here it comes. You better watch out! Ha! Got 'im! That's m'boy! [chuckles] And Bill thought
this would get outta hand. [gasps] Oh, what's this, now? Ha-ha! Even the lifeguard
is getting worried! [gulps] Wh-What's he planning
to use that for? I'm gonna go kill a shark! Hang on, Cricket!
Mama's comin'! Nancy, what's goin' on? Why'd you run off screaming,
"Hang on, Cricket"? Tilly! You gotta
get me outta here! Oh, my. OK! -Hurry, hurry, hurry,
hurry, hurry!
-Whoa! [panting]
It's too tough! I'm sorry, Papa, but you're
never gettin' outta there. Oh, my gosh!
Cricket's in trouble, and Nancy's on her own! [gasps] Cricket! Cricket! Where are you, shark? [chuckles] And now,
for the main event. Aah! The shark's got me! -It's chewin' my legs off!
-Huh? Aah! You'll pay for this, shark! Cricket! It pains me to do this,
you beautiful creature, but eating people
is the number one beach crime! -[grunts]
-[grunts] Oh, dear! Sorry, ma'am,
but I'm gonna have to put you in beach jail
for that one. Listen, that shark
is a little boy. He's my son! And he's also my brother.
The ocean unites us all! Oh, well. All said and good. I'm a better shot
with this, anyway. -Wait! Don't! Huh?
-[gulls squawking] -[Gramma] Hey, pretzel thief!
-Huh? You messed
with the wrong Gramma! For I am the bird queen! [screaming] Hey! Aah! Come on, Tilly!
You gotta keep tryin'! -Cricket needs help!
-[Tilly] I'm tryin', Papa! The one day I don't bring
my power tools... Hm? Hey, sweetie,
I think there's somethin'-- [claws snap] Aah! Mm? Aah! Oh, my goodness! Thank you,
you majestic crustacean! Mmwah! [panting] [chuckles] Suckers.
Scared everyone out of the water. Oh, hey, Mom.
You see my prank? Cricket Green, what is wrong
with your mother?! Heh? Nancy, what were you thinkin'? Your kid's safety
is more important than fun! Uh, are you giving yourself
a talkin'-to? Nancy Green, I'm grounding you
for a month! No! You can't! Me and Cricket
were gonna throw light bulbs off a bridge next week! Well, that's too bad. You need to be
a responsible parent, and that means doing
less dangerous stuff. Wait, there's no need
for that! Uh, look! My fin! [grunts] It's gone! I'm done!
It's my fault! And no more buying
illegal fireworks for Cricket. Please, stop, I'm beggin' ya! - I won't do it again!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
-Phew! OK, I'm here! What's wrong? Who needs first aid? Hm? (crying) I'm sorry.
I'll never do it again. -[sobbing]
-[Bill] Wow, Nancy. Looks like you really can lay down the law
when you need to. Heh, yeah, well,
I'm workin' on it. Anyways, you have fun
with Tilly today? Oh! She's a fantastic
sand architect, through and through! Oh, Papa. You flatter me. Oh, hey. Where's Alice? [Gramma]
Come on, everybody! Pretzels on me! [whimpers] Ahh! Another beautiful morning in Big City--
Oh, it's still night. [grunts] I hate this poster! And I hate nighttime! I'm gonna go find
some entertainment. Boring! Staring contest,
one-two-three-go! [straining] Argh,
you're boring, you lose! There! (whispering) Boooring... Dangit, what am I supposed to do
till the sun comes up? [Tilly] Live, from inside
a rabbit's nose... Ehh, quiet down, Tilly.
I'm tryin' think here. A-wha-huh-huh? This is <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Miss Tilly's</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Fun Time TV Hour!</i></font> Oh, man,
is Tilly sleep-talkin'? Hello, friends... We're all together again
on another beautiful mornin'. -Right, Mr. Hops?
-Right-o, Tilly-o! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ The day is startin'
The clock keeps spinin' ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Time keeps whirlin'
And space is swirlin' ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ The world is tiny
And kinda whiny ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ But it's all funny
With Miss Tilly! ♪</i></font> -[horns honking]
-[crowd cheering] [Announcer]<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
Miss Tilly's Fun Time TV Hour!</i></font> -[flatulent sound]
- <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Brought to you
by Giant Foot!</i></font> You've seen a foot,
but never this big. -Ooh, yeah... Ahh...
-You've got a real
weird brain, sister. I'm sure glad
you could make it
to another episode. Let me put on something
a little more comfortable. [wolf whistle] That's better! Now,
could someone bring me a tea? Oh, never mind. I got it! [mermaid children cheering] [Tilly] Thank you, my audience
of mermaid children. Friends, today, we're gonna
learn about zamwopples! [robot voice]<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>
Zamwopples.</i></font> What the heck
is a "zamwopple"? Great question. A zamwopple is defined
as a wopple that zams. Wait, she can hear me? Well, this changes everything!
[sinister chuckle] [inhales deeply]
Hey, Miss Tilly... [Cricket's voice]
Do you take audience requests? Because I'd like a, um...
I'd like a cow! What the viewers want,
the viewers get. -[horns blow]
-[moos] And, uh, give it two heads! -And a fancy suit!
-[horns blowing] Well, aren't you
the belle of the ball? [snickers] Now, yodel
Yodel to the cow! [yodeling] -[mumbling]
-[snickers] Now, this
makes nighttime a little less boring.
I wonder what else I can do with my newfound ability.
[grunts] <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Yodel-odel-ay... ♪</i></font> [yodeling] -Muh-ew!
-Taking audience requests. This show's lost its spark. <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Hee-hooooo! ♪</i></font> [Cow Head #2]
OK, kid, we've heard enough. Your show has changed. And now, you're
yesterday's <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>patatas.</i></font> We want to take things... ...in a... [both]
...different direction. [whimpering] Now, let's see
what father's up to. [shallow breaths]
Weather sure is nice... Hey, Dad! Mmmmm...
Whatcha dreamin' about? Oh, I'm just takin' a drive
out in the country... In your truck? In my truck? [Bill's voice]
No! I <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>am </i>the truck!</font> -[screeches]
-Hi, bird! Ahh... That's the stuff. -Another perfect day.
-[Cricket] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on a second. [Cricket's voice]
If you're a car, then who's drivin' you? Well, I guess
that'd have to be... me! [Bill's voice]
Hey, there, Bill.
Great weather we're havin'! So you're a truck
bein' driven by another truck that is also you? Well, then, who's drivin'
that truck? -Uhh...
-Uhh... If he's drivin' me,
then am I drivin' him? Do we drive each other?! Careful, Dad, you're gonna
make your engine overheat. Is there somethin' wrong
with my engine?! I don't know. Why don't you pop the hood open
and check it out? Right. Pop the hood. Good idea! Wow, this is great! I can make him say things,
do things! I'm like a puppet man
wrigglin' their dream strings! Makes me wonder what Gramma's
dreamin' about. Can you take a look
for me, Bill? Sure thing, Bill.
I-- huh? [all grunting] [all growl] You weren't
supposed to see this! [screaming] [muttering] Gramma... Hey,
whatcha doin', Gramma? I'm showin' this wood... -...who's boss!
-[gong sounds] Phew! Ahh, surviving
off the land. I'm livin' the dream! Yes, Alice, this is the life. Dominatin' the wilderness -with no one around
to bother me!
-[knocking at door] [Cricket's voice]
Wait! Did you hear that? Uh-oh! Someone's at the door!
Better go answer it! [snickers] I can't believe she's actually -getting out of bed!
-All right, yeah, I'm comin'... [Gramma]
Huh? There's no one here. [Cricket] Look down!
It's a cute little gnome! What the--? What do you want? [clears throat, toots horn] <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ I'm a gnomey gnome!
I love your lovely home! ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ I bring a gift for you!
This tiny gnome-made shoe! ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ You can call me Doug!
Would you like a hug? ♪</i></font> -You're annoying!
-[snickers] You better stomp 'im, Gramma. Stomp that gnome! [laughs] [yawns] Well, turns out this night
was anything but boring. But now, it's sleepy time. -Goodnight, Gramma!
-[grunting] Alice smash!
There. Problem solved. Ha-ha! That was fun! The rest of my family
wants to play, too! -Hi!
-How are you? Aah! Get away from me! -Get back! Back, you demons!
-[gnomes chittering] Hee hee hee! I'm flammable! -[groaning]
-Hi, there! Hey guys, let's smoochy
her muscles! -What? No! No!
-[smooching] [yawns loudly] Yeah! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ I'm a sleepy boy
And I'm gettin' into bed ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ I'm a sleepy boy... ♪ </i>
[mumbling quietly]</font> -[Tilly screams]
-[screaming] Oof! What the hey?
That sounded like... Tilly? [Gramma] Get away from me,
you little freaks! [Bill]
What am I? What am I?! Ohh, that does not sound good. Hey, guys uh--
What in the--? -How's this for entertainment?!
-I'll kill ya! I'll kill ya all! What's happening?! Uh, Dad,
what are you guys doin'? Aah! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to look
under the hood! You weren't supposed
to see us! No one's supposed to see us! [all scream] Oh, geez. Oh, Pete's. Where'd they go?
Did I lose 'em? [screams] What is this
supposed to mean?! (crying) Nothing makes sense! Dad! [grunts] Snap out of it! [Gramma]
C'mere you varmints! Get a taste
of what Gramma's cookin'! I chew you up
and spit you out! [all]
Love is good! Love is great! -Uh-oh!
-Here come my legs! Disgusting. Kiss steel,
you lovey dovey freaks! Gramma, what are you doing? Please, Mr. Cow.
Give me a chance! I can be funny! See, watch! [old car horn sound] Utterly ridiculous. Ridiculous? We are moooo-ving on
to another host. [Cow Head #1]
Meet your replacement,
Puppy Benny. Hello! [Cow Head #2]
Half puppy, half adorable child. [Cow Head #1]
How can you compete with that? You can't! -[gasps]
-[party horns blow] Please don't replace me!
I can be funny! I'm sorry, OK! I'll do better! Tilly, ya gotta stop this! Please, don't cancel my show! Oh, boy. What have I done? I've turned their dreams
into nightmares! I've gotta wake 'em up! You all have left me no choice
but to be loud and annoying! Wake up, wake up,
wake up, wake up! Aah! Huh? -What the--?
-He's finally arrived! -King Dingles!
-[gibberish] Dingles! I love you! I must destroy it! Yaah! Aah! Ow! Ahh! Ow! It's a perfect day
to work on my truck! Gotta... get away...
from the wrench! -[mumbling angrily]
-Hm? Still goin' strong
on minute two of our 12-hour
Celtic dance segment! Uh-- Uh-- Hold on, Tilly! This has gotta wake you up! [vocalizing, screaming] [Celtic music playing] Thank you, tiny firefighter. [Tiny Firefighter]
You're welcome! I think we've seen enough. Please! Just one more chance!
I'm beggin' ya! -Sorry, sweetheart.
-Your show's garbage, and we're handing it over
to the dog boy. Bark, bark, bark, bark. Ahwoo! Ooee! -[crowd laughing]
-[both laughing] Marvelous! But you know
what's even funnier than that? Watchin' someone eat... uh... an entire submarine sandwich
in one bite! [party horns blow] [both, impressed]
Moo-ooh! If she can pull that off... ...that would change my mind! [laughs] That's right! Watch... and... laugh! -[both grunting]
-You guys are out of control! -Ahhhhh...
-Huh? -Tilly! Stop!
-[hisses] [groans] They're too
deep asleep! Oh, I wish I wasn't so good at manipulatin'
people's dreams! [gasps] Wait, that's it! -Family! Hear me!
-Huh? Listen to the sound
of my voice! -And be calm.
-[both grunting] Now, journey with me
to a peaceful place, A safe place! -Good, good. Yeah, that's it.
-[all muttering] Nothin' can hurt ya now, no. Everything's
all fine and dandy. But... But I'm
all these trucks, and... I don't know who's drivin' who,
and what am I gonna--? [Cricket] Don't worry.
You're not a fleet of trucks. -You're a man.
-A fleet of man?! [Cricket]
No, just one man. A good man! Drivin' one truck! Ahh... It just feels right. Ohh... I must vanquish
the Gnome King! Whoa, now! Easy. Easy, girl. You already took care of him. I love-- [Cricket]
Now, would you look at that? You turned all those gnomes
into a delicious stew! Mmm-mmm! Smell those
tasty gnomes! [slurping] Ahh... [belches] I'm alone again?
This is perfect! That's right.
Everything is A-OK. Please! Don't cancel my show! Ha-ha! Too late! You just got
(demonic voice) zamwoppled! Uh-uh-uh!
There's no business cow, and Puppy Benny
is just a puppy. [demonic laugh] Ohh! That's not scary at all! Do I also get my TV show back? -[Cricket] Yes.
-Oh, good! Welcome back
to the show, friends. [all snoring] Ohh! And that's the last time
I mess with anyone's dreams. [relaxed sighing, muttering] [grunts, yawns] -Goodnight.
-[rooster crowing] [yawns] Good mornin'! Uh-wha-huh? I just had
the best night's sleep! I did, too!
Despite some weird dreams. Let's seize the day, family! N-No! Everyone should just
go back to sleep! [chuckles] No way, José! I am so energized
from that night of sleep that I feel like
I can conquer the world! Oh, this must be
some kind of nightmare!
Someone, pinch me! -Let's go start the day, son!
-Up and at 'em! -All right!
-[Cricket screaming] Wake up! You're dreamin'! <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ I've got sweat in my eyes ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Lost a bet and got
bit by 100 flies ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ I fell out a big ol' tree ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Hit every branch and
scraped up both my knees ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ I got chased by a dog ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Licked by a frog ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Got a rash on my legs ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ I got splinters
in seven and ten ♪</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪♪</i></font>
