Shaqtin' A Fool 2011-2018

[Applause] [Music] so the first guy you want to look at is bhisma combo huh yes he cannot stay on his feet he's really really clumsy also has never seen anything quite like that lumps be your big into films how do you like the acting of Tony Allen listen he gets the elbow from Gordon Hayward or does he I think it's a major flat but he sells it very well to the referee check out check it out i when he fall he's looking for blood oh mama mama who's the blood a third subject number three big baby Davis falls into the camera he stays on the ground until Superman comes give them chest to chest come oh you gave my Superman shoutout yeah Superman those numbers and I was small this in a six-point game yes all this is a six-point game they were down Yan Vesely Yahoo lightly shoots a free throw like I used to shoot it and that was his first free throw attempt could have been his first point of course it's his first impression on draft night yes you know what that girl was saying we rich I'll go work on your stroke red brand gets his shirt ripped off and he goes to the yes malfunction gets her ripped off with some cheap cheap now he has to go to the side and change it and you know what song he's thing is right now cuz I'm 260-foot my room Roger number one Byron Mullens picking his nose on the Bobcat bench hey mom what's for dinner go get it get it get it number two JaVale McGee throws a dump to himself off the back board my horse doesn't like it because they're done okay what are you doing man come on you can't do that we're down six number three rudy Gay number four Dwight Howard and dig baby goofing around for the second straight time oh did you did you let him up let's go number five Oh world peace that's a hello world ironically starts a scuffle with Blake Griffin and cp3 [Applause] I like the way you did a little [Music] number one yes anomaly in his own segment mr. Finley open last week it's Shaq riding his old horse number two Magic players on the Boomer he shadows the backboard during the high school game halftime show the game had to be moved to another school that's ridiculous the mascot is just a little too early for Duncan tip and just gives it away from number five Nate Robinson has a jump ball versus a much taller Marc Gasol they tried to cheat by jumping early by doing it twice Steph Curry is laughing from the you thought he could wear that junk yeah number one the shower shop is the worst free-throw shooter ever you heard it for me he's the worst free-throw shooter Chumlee Turkoglu chicks omocha echo for and his meatballs [Applause] number one watch JaVale McGee this whole place oh my god watch today and I ask the question [Applause] number two Oh Junior Magic Dragon right in his meatball oh I can still keep your meatball stuff this way like a man number three the karate pass for mondo peaches uh-oh catch the ball you need to catch the payoff when I attached it to your face hit a minute real humble four hands Evan Turner shows I alley jump shot what was that I'll take those looks pretty good over three give me 5 it over today celebrate celebrate that five of those ago and number five the six is black man in America in America what's this yes look at it focus on it we will kiss on it keep your eyes in a certain position and focus it up a little bit now hold my son hold my sock number one my main man Cory McGee is [Music] all the people act on Valentine's Day oh look at the Chuckster shag that look like you will go away for your defense because you're definitely stole my heart baby Oh Maziar the Chuck Kissin dick [Laughter] yeah I worked out good for me yeah number four Mike Miller get your ankle fixed you'll see a chiropractor for your ankles [Applause] number 5 Carlos Boozer cannot hide from the Kamal mafia we've see the spray-paint brother because two days later look at it you cannot hide away from the kimono kuzmenko moves you gotta come home Chuck got a number one the famous fat Thunder fan pay respect to me and Chuck last week on TNT our pictures of glue on his man boobs number two [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] [Applause] sniper in the building any second opposed to easy number 476 rookies get pranked on Tuesday the rookies led the team out of the tunnel great of warm-up and the crowd goes crazy sixteen thoughts of pets go oh yeah Billy killed him that night number five at also weakened the White House has to get a cookie from the top of his head all the way down to his mouth I've done that before I switch oh yeah tonight I did it he did it oh nice eyebrow movement nice natural movement down to the mouth grab it with your tongue now bite [Music] number one Nick Young the worst fast-break layup you've ever seen in your life we call him popcorn oh my what is he gonna get butter on his fingers he may be shaving he may be shaving number to meet his face I take number two d Scott I'm thirsty can I get some tea would like to have some Lipton ocean Bruce bill oh I have a pris Billa teabag yes you can have one coming right up still have a Priss pillow teabag number three my favorite player JaVale McGee he DC the play God what is more like not Magic Johnson tragic Bronson number four the mask mama tries to get position on Damien Wilkins a handful of my wallet baby got back number five the easily rubs anthony tollivers the thinking it was his own need things that make you go home and it's all we got it he goes with it like a this might be number one a bit clumsy fall into the hoop padding DeMarcus Cousins there's a sniper in a bit number two a Knick fan distracts big baby during a free throw with food I have some pizza for you know I got some nachos I got a cheeseburger I want it wow that's not so nice number three D way gets Kendrick Perkins foot in the face on a dog walk on walk on ways [Music] we have athlete's feet number four sky hogs jumps too hard on the trampoline it's his face on the rim oh my cheek my favorite guy from two weeks ago available gives final play as a wizard that is dunk bring back we'll give this vessel super girly oh that's called a pink city wall joke so Cody hustle hustle [Applause] number one Lakers guard uses the matador defense against Grizzlies Hammad Hagane me Matador hotty totty me likes to party we don't guard nobody lobbies party he likes to party you should be fine for that number two this guy interrupts the Hawks postgame show by kissing both the announcers watch the reaction of the stinger everything might blend [Music] brush your teeth number three this clip is just weird watch AJ price to [Music] [Music] do number four for Lamar Shumpert gets hit in the face by Tyson [Music] he's not knock down til you go down number five Greg Anthony where's the elevator I'll tell you what there's no bananas in that food store either [Laughter] this week about three billion times brush your teeth these Scott rush it number one [Applause] [Music] hey coach what's the dinner Vince Carter airballs a finger roll [Laughter] that's operation was a success but the patient bag number five this Carter burps - Rudy go these gays face watch it again brush your teeth Taco Bell brush your teeth brush your teeth number one Tracy McGrady accidentally loses the gum out of his mouth the gum gets on that Carol Matt Carroll is grossed out well what is that oh my god his gum fellow me who get it off number two Bauer mother's the Bobcat big man passes the ball off his teammates head wiring it would have gone sharp in the season number three Andre pulls a prank [Applause] number four Jordan Hill the Lakers woman accidentally applause for Tony Parker crossover number-5 Delonte West gives a wet willy - Gordon Heywood first he licks his hand I don't think that was a wet willy I think he just pushed his hey I think it was just a Willie yeah it was anyway you got five [Applause] [Music] number one Amir Johnson after free throw Amir just wanted to touch the ball but the ref doesn't want the game delayed and things get a little out of control you give it a ball no you give me the ball yo give me the ball guess what you're out of here Amir you're gone get out loud the game yeah kick him up the game yeah he cursed now and then he got suspended because he threw his mouthpiece at it number two check out this dude on the left who think he's real cool with LeBron trying to dump up LeBron and then step up rg3 bra you know they don't know you whoever you are number three Chris Bosh the Bostrom misses two dogs in a row come on Chris come on Chris stay out of prime 112 Chris bucks [Applause] number four come check out the no look you should start not take that back well guess what come on McGee I won't get three Blake Griffin with the worst three-point attempt ever get a jump as as then you go [Laughter] hey Blake I asked you not to shoot like that number four rushy Wallace ball hola check out this tom and plated in number five Wesley Matthews with the worst miss layup in the history of the NBA [Laughter] these guys are trying to be on number one Joey Crawford will makes a blocking call with pep in the step Oh get up get up Joey Joey get him Joey and I walk it out don't worry good stop now walk it out what baby what's get out number two Rodney Stuckey Stuckey forgets how many layers of warm-ups he has on before check it out number three Omar seek the Rockets big man scores for the wrong team [Applause] [Laughter] number four there must be a sniper in the building because down goes the truth that's my Sallisaw that's just number five Tony Parker watch Lance Stephenson put Tony Parker on the skates put them on the skates stand up while I'm watching Dorothy Hamill [Laughter] number one watch the goat in by jebel actually that was a pretty good blocker I don't think that was gold George Melville to the Grizzlies big man with a cheap shot on Russell Westbrook woody watch it was Chuck what he did watch it was an accident number three robinson pump fakes Telfair who goes flying over Robinson that's a New York and one move right well you know you litter when a 5-11 do you have a good hostage and rhuebottom's [Music] you got number one last night on NBA TV I made a grand interest to the set check out my boy disguise reaction you like that role don't you chuck look at what hey watch this roll no not this time no I was there Thank You number two I seem to beat the Thunder big man with the breakaway steel the beat was all beat there I call that a fast break your leg number that Barnes and ryan hollins the Clippers to have some work to do with their team chemistry no you take it you get it no back dealers number four Donald Sloan the Cavs guard gives us an early flap of the Year candidate yes he received a warning from the league I love a jig and number five JaVale McGee Morris no shaqtin a fool is complete without JaVale McGee from the preseason watch them Nuggets big man struggle in the paint he's playing well though come on Bell I don't mind that those who try to dunk it number one referee Derek Richardson watch the ref takes the ball to know which ways it was way it Danny number two bucks coach Jim Boylan plays keep away with Jermaine O'Neal you can't have it no my ball no no you can't no it's mine Benji boy Kawhi Leonard there's a sniper in the building watch Kawhi Tony that's crazy oh that was going to sleep yeah see I was like - that was a [Music] big number one Jerryd Bayless - or none fast break [Laughter] number two jJ Hickson nobody [Laughter] yeah [Applause] that ducky had was incredibly know he's been please been playing terrific gin with difference collars come on number four Thomas Robinson the King's rookie commits a foul with his growing watch this early faced with his wife's growing we allowed to say t-bag on the show no we're not okay no you can't I'd rather have you say growing over five mrs. Perkins did I got place we find the back pad this is great magic bronze body back all right number one Lance Stevenson which is a fast break dunk then nails the landing oh that's called a spine - yeah that's called that's fine okay number two Greg Smith the easiest three-second violation in the history of the game you know why I just think I'm gonna tie my shoe number three safe to say that Blake Griffin will not be invited close that door oh my god that was lodged up straight to the side of the backboard he lied it up that director number four Amir Johnson we call this one double dribble double dribble [Applause] number five watch kendrick perkins the fast break no JaVale McGee this week but watch working with the tragic Bronson good pass now he looks at the referee number one Dwight Howard a super travel by Superman watch this for step one [Laughter] they had to cover to Bruce Jenner okay the man of the Kardashian house isn't cool enough to sit with Kris Kim or Kanye he's a full row behind three Bismack Biyombo the bob man take the pants off his face this match check out the sound of their Boyle body double for the Bulls nobody is inbounding the ball watch all five boys running around [Applause] [Laughter] that's okay number one the Lakers bench keep an eye on the Lakers bench as 0% post arrives at the white hour pay attention to the bench look at them all look at them that's kind of like his dogs oh yeah this oh you know who's ten you girls think that a a referee tries loan up watch Bavetta with the late reaction to being hit by Noah's jump rope ah I haven't talked to dick in a while I always want to know who what movie he was watching that night Abe Lincoln got shot so it was a one-night stand with you and number three Brook Lopez I love you but this might be the worst jumper ever oh my god come on my degree Navy manually Scott television you guys say something you can't let him get away with that one number four Tony Parker with the pump fake free-throw oh hey hey hey was that consider to air ball not enough yeah represents non dish it's not shot left man stayed on the phone number five she barely make it this way oh I'm a five a clumsy spill by the big fundamental watch has he tripped off his old shoelace I thought you had great feet worked with some Oneg somebody tied his shoelaces together a nice touch every four to Lisa V in his cancer probably the worst jump shot in NBA history jamón but guess what but guess what he doesn't again a few minutes later number two Andreea bhagnani while Ennis decided to shoot aundrea decides to pass Oh [Music] better shooters in pass him on man and they talk about Mike Woods number three Jordan Hill paging Kareem abdul-jabbar paging Kareem abdul-jabbar number for LeBron lacrosse the only person who can stop LeBron is LeBron himself number 5 bad you lots of terrible oops my last two weeks miles and miles [Laughter] number two Patrick Beverly houston we have a problem with Houston we have a problem [Laughter] number three DeAndre Jordan is actually that's what I thought I've seen it all this happened number four Young has the lead Nate Robinson while JaVale McGee is out somebody has to pick up the slack number five in your face lots of dudes got hit in the face this week so enjoying different got a point gavel goes Hibbert I guess how it goes dimmer i watch that full game oh ouch pass eyes oh no it's mad at him [Music] [Laughter] Russell Westbrook Russell versus a rebound and the rebound wins I repeat the rebound wins I'm glad that was only number five no but wait and the same thing happens two nights later ah yes it's funny it's funny that the rebound wins if he does it again come on one more time no number two Kevin Durant is so good how good is he that he could break him down ha ha Sachi was like number three LeBron James his second Shaq in the full appearance of the year and it's not even January in Miami it's time to panic in Miami Shaq that yo when he take these email me good number for Amar'e Stoudemire this is the opposite of hustle hustle is where the next season [Music] every day every night there's something exacting a fool Andreea Bargnani and italian means butterfingers that was my god that was pretty bad bunch of fingers [Music] to the fastest young ladies ever to run starting this first lane Shaquille O'Neal aka big Aristotle is ready to race let's do this all right in the next lane Sir Charles Barkley [Applause] next Lane mr. New York City himself Kenny the jet Smith plastic knees match the keys in the next lane mr. Detroit himself see [Music] bikes you want to give them more they say the race is not for the Swift but the one who endures so just finish the race gentlemen if all else fails tiny hold on and die for that life last words is not a good thing to say right now Jeannie you call this event any last words from you I'm racing against I'm not against them Sir Charles I just got to beat somebody you have the last word big fella I'm sorry all right gentlemen ready [Applause] oh [Applause] you saw that you stole at the last second oh that was such a false start no I knew he was out of shape blew his house three down false start yes start ready they winter for you powd you look at the tape [Applause] no way no way unlike the u.s. Olympic team I'm good I got jerk doing Superman I won't participate in the marathon I want our participate in this meeting Doug Collins I will never take that metal [Music] [Applause] [Music] number 30 well Kirk Hinrich I call this one the Heinrich maneuver o-over spins and just keeps spinning something was coming up on the Heinrich Rieger spin oh and again spin I thought that was spinning in cycling edges that's spinning in losing Oh number 29 lads Thomas out of all the flops this year this may have been the worst know what I've fallen and I can't get up let me see let's see okay can't find the ball oh my goodness oh my goodness that's terrible twenty-eight Cory Jefferson a full court shot for no reason at all [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] it's a rookie move look at oh man he's gotta look at the clock first one finally I know you're ranked yeah number 27 dion Waiters surely nothing could go wrong here with us I've gotta get the ball somebody number 26 Jared Sullinger check out this amazing screen come set a pick on me come to the pick go I know your guard LeBron but I want LeBron to score I want to help you I want to help you move get out - way that [Music] good name bad boy randy wittman when a clipboard becomes a Rubik's Cube now before this way which way to the goal don't go the other way votes no culture going the other way let's go this way coach which way this good off the Play please look at Bradley beetle really coach what what which way to the Go Go Go number 20 for klay Thompson the man crosses up himself [Music] 23 number 22 Lou Amundson this is the worst finger roll and finger roll history Oh finger fail George Gervin is rolling over in his rocking chair sorry George Gervin that is not an ice finger oh that is an ice cube oh man number 21 TI winners slides into home plate it wasn't very safe and well do you want to continue with the countdown let's do this number 20 Jeremy Lamb don't ever leave Russell hanging boy well you better give me some debt with you what what do you know I'm not your hair is great he'll make you call Chico what what Chico please number 19 Alexei span business I am so set up with guys that can make woodchucks Kareem Abdul too far too far [Laughter] number 18 clean Thani early just how Derek Fisher drew at our table George what's his name giant ass close to that he's a rookie you got plenty of time to everything number 17 why here bro stop one outfit scopes replay replay replay 32 child I'm what I want could be fine that was 16 DeMarcus Cousins a great defensive awareness oh [Laughter] oh job because I'd fallen asleep they want to play five on four right they want to play hi following this yeah yeah now I'm awake with all that bring the dummies 15 Jonas Valanciunas couldn't make anything mouth after all that Oh oh wow I don't know we go I don't know where that thing has been that was foolish speech person you cannot find your mouthpiece don't put it in the cup let's continue with the countdown number 14 Joey Crawford for everyone who says I never put rest and shaqtin oh you're welcome trip to Italy fo yeah good yo yeah oh yeah you're a trip you're a trip kind of looks like Shaq tripping over a number 13 Kenneth Faried some animal has rabies help SiC em boy security not sure Anthony Tolliver I feel violence that scene for matrix [Applause] [Music] [Applause] maker so right not the best time for pepto oh you got bling you got good no you got bleep nobody have all PP at my bank ok number 10 Randy Foye takes a breather in the middle of the game man I'm doing this man coach took me out of the game hey Phil a plan come out the you out shouldnt IM out - let me come back o with the one coast captain - so you thought something - [Laughter] strikes again like we've seen that before from Japan yeah yeah yeah number eight Oh Randy night or is it Brad dumb night win the game win the game oh that was the dumbest flavor dunk the basketball Brandon you can we go your big dummy you dunk the balls you know what brand um a knight number seven brand of the night again how do I shoot it do I pass it [Applause] number six Anderson Varejao and Amman shopper things get awkward real quick yeah yeah hey hundreds come here real quick let's go through the the worst of the worst the best of the best the shaqtin top five plays at 2014-2015 let's do it number five Norris Cole the worst turnover ever yo man you take it out [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter] you got the boy out of bounds he throws it in bounds it tells a solid waste to get out of [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] that was all bad number four our trouble Ariza travels for no reason at all then gets angry at the call [Music] no travel oh my good I didn't travel that feat Warcraft yeah he's open breath that's sweet world rest up feet work I've been in ten years I know what I'm doing number three Corey Brewer this was on a travel it's a journey a journey oh how do you miss that with mr. reps one two three four five six oh my good that's too many stuff that's number two kid Rick Perkins Oh what's better than six steps how about nine let's go to stick do the two-step good Tuesday do the two-step [Music] 2014 MVP put into serious work the crazy thing about it I've seen I've seen I've seen worse I've seen worse I've seen worse it we have Euro step travel as we have unbelievable ways to that you know oh the game is going on so no one until you break it down and kill his brain on autopilot no we call this Grand Theft Auto where did he go where did he go way to go which way to go no hey officer they call me Grand Theft Auto and you see you ha nice now I'm looking for him have you seen TV there he goes funny at the time that happen but uh you know as they kept replaying it you know I still sometimes throw jabs at him when I see it's not doing the right thing I jobs that are remind them you know we done we're done second this play was so amazing it received more votes than any play on nba.com / fool than any play in the history of SH acting whole history history who are more than anything to vales ever done number one James Harden known for his Euro step now this is the Euro trash oh my gosh way to dribble between your left just this is the preseason edition corrective yes it's the best of the preseason oh my gosh wake up season has not started number two Kenneth Faried the Manimal has rabies [Laughter] rabies sir pick me up three referee Derek Wilson now you see them now you don't check of the fool and he loses shoe blowout that's the same thing you did oh thank god no cameras on the sidelines please no cameras on the side number four Terrence Ross it's easy to dunk when you trouble us that was called running with the ball and he missed a dunk mess was bad number five Terrence Ross [Laughter] well tragic brussels alert [Laughter] he into the dunk contest number two Danilo Gallinari i swatched dumber this Mohawk or this pass [Laughter] Thank You somebody else number three you trippin no players were harmed in the making of this clumsy mom come on it's got to be the preseason with these regular season stuff oh my god montage egoriy you have been in court he's been in a couple of these Jackie the fools - [Applause] [Music] Wade Wade added a new move to his game the no-look handoff to go I guess jazak didn't know to play like the other play the handoff to you blaze a handoff to you number 5 DJ Augustine since there was no dribbling here at all I think DJ stands for distant journey oh and it wasn't no he called no isn't called but goaltend palmer no pending work goaltending oh [Laughter] I could do that I could still play oh they let me do that I can still play some of the best that was not bad there big fella Oh number one Kimball Walker he truly lives up to his last name right there over to Adrian Payne another player who lives up to his last name you can't have him on the Floyd my hair it comes to brain agents you're better than I saw you at Michigan State number three the Celtics coach Stephens unveiled the new play the pick-and-roll over work the perfection number four Tim gave the big dumb Dementors know how can you go is good defense see that was good defense by the Doughboy where chest where was his head you know Kobe was saying we got my Trotter that's not a bad shot vote for your favorite FDA dot-com / shaqtin a fool and if you by chance that's an awkward pause number one Marcelo Huerta quickly becoming the early frontrunner perspective turned around you could get lost that's gonna be on Smitty's plays number two Chris came in he has two options here catch the pass or set a pointless screen on nobody [Laughter] catch the ball first oh yeah if it's going to you it's going over three marcin Gortat it does a stop drop and roll for no reason at all [Music] second the fool Ricky look away he gets up karate man I'm like that number four do later yeah picks up where he left off last season [Laughter] Raja crosses many layers to that check you got to be trying to do that number five I don't think rondae hollis-jefferson should change his name to Ron de holes Raymond's hand I would I would say arguably your best of the of the young seeds would you guys like kidding like wrapping around well number one James Harden two pieces of that James Harden might be the worst that's what Shack says the worst offender here it is again very great defense position James Harden Oh rebounding is a part of defense number two and here he is back on the charts the elevate is the gift that keeps on slipping he keeps on yo you gotta get another suit contracts up I don't know this is Sega Tommy though it is they need to clean the floor oh I hope in saying his name correctly but number three he's always oh this guy but he got Regis everybody bought that [Applause] before Shane Larkin University of Miami oh the Bron James takes the baskets and you take it out no I take it I know you take it out dog again I know you that's a fire what do you do that was close to what we saw you Tina I'll take it out no you take it out dog check it out do you take it out Oh Mike Scott Oh Great Scott here's another one now you think that only Shane longer you could do something like that no let's just we're in the park Bob all take it out big folks let's go let's just go we're in the NBA I'm sorry Mike number six Rodney hood Utah Jazz give Steven Adams the easiest shot block in the history [Laughter] in history the king is the king when you're the king I guess you could just go to the bench illegally to sit sit down you don't have to do it games still going on I'm stuffing myself in tree twitching Jefferson going oh it's pork it's fine that's illegal I don't care you have six you have four you get a technical foul LeBron James I just do what I want I'm the king this is the supersize Shaq man Cleveland Wow Dellavedova he comes in he he travels way back to Australia now let's count the stem side let's put it in slow motion Shaq here go I mean uh Chuck one two three come on Anthony he's in the travel business too but he's on a world tour he's on a world tour with my Mohammed my man and he's on the world's a little baby step I'm at my man no those are baby steps they still count on me one two three four five six even more than Dellavedova in half man and he's just half man now no more amazing fits caught it saving the best for last finally he can match Kendrick Perkins as his pivot changed 20 times in one possession again one two Oh change of hip again three four five six seven eight nine oh and he gets to the rim we have a new leader in the clubhouse Oh leader in the clubhouse wow that is super sized race I like that though kind of wash that down with a chamois soda number one no this does not end well for hockey dancing code movie is on Shaq's he knows nothing obvious whoa yeah man's to the moon they can't get registered by on the day that he's the leading boat get all that wood Cole Aldrich check out this sweet 360 he's actually playing what he's been playing very well that was not good he did not stick the landing here [Laughter] number three Marcus Morris to the to love genuine my pony my saddles I'm waving jump on it come on come on what is he doing satis jump on it ride it that should be their one look local for hitting banks more watch his happy feet what is he doing wait shot a hairball [Laughter] watch him play twister in the middle of the game come on man it looked crazier when I slow it down [Laughter] right hand green go ahead that's nice vote for your favorite of India number one Carmelo Anthony gives Steph that facepalm defense any scratched intent he hit the shot he did it way to face the challenge and one oh come on be specified number two mark is smart I present to you the flop of the century I don't know if that's a flop man that's a flop dude I don't know I've seen some terrible acting odd that should be a fine no that was off number three Jabari Parker pulse arises his own teammate then gives us the worst offensive goaltending of the year Oh [Laughter] take his back on a I miss that but before the BOJ I've got a brother everyone still want LeBron in the dunk contest yes we do oh my goodness Wow you guys tough wait he's missed a dunk Ernie that's not tough oh my goodness active I love God he's gonna wipe his hand oh five Delhi Delhi such a crappy defender he also guards the referee oh my god now that's acting a fool you know are you kidding me I liked like a halt but good news I got 37 that was funny I got a bit better I think I think Delhi's my favorite out of those five I do that's gotta be thank god he called it that's it that's the picket fence for losers number two jar innocent getting angry is number of the answer that was his board set that MIT come on such a come on man didn't mention a number three use of Newark ik may his ankles rest in peace Jojo that too well first of all until just the king dude up his time to go home oh my ankles are okay just need a little ice age spell Johnson wrong hey Kirk Brewer one of my favorite players in the NBA that's exactly the woman no but I'm saying he's one of my favorite players he gives maximum of effort and he just wants to win he's kind of like will Barton that's our number five draymond Green ladies and gentlemen a 12 step travel that was not called not want to Hey that hammer [Music] [Music] you get all you can only go from free-throw line the top of the key number three Anthony Anderson [Music] that's the way ready to go to play defense like those with James Hardie one of them's been shot no luckily draymond Green got it back of the action didn't demarcus win his first round of applaud for that I think you need excuse me you [Music] maybe he'll appear in this category probably not Anderson Varejao number rule on the cache do not hurt the king Oh Down Goes King Down Goes the King oh these are coming to move Danilo Gallinari Dennis how do you say garbage past an Italian you tell me o Salafi ulama la cual la mota he that means bad pants I saw the friendship change parking this is what we call pulling on Norris Cole now you take it I know you take how you take it out no I took it out oh that's what we gonna call that tomorrow's go learn from last year's Walter Tavares stop playing basketball randomly start playing volleyball ok syndrome Smith yeah football boys volleyball yeah grab the ball these fellows are you where's Thomas actually forgot which PE LaVon oh they're trying to get intel traded from the Nixons 400 let me upgrade you gotta burn fall huh that's birth ball share I'll go how to get you into the big fellow pump all right jack is my new favorite big fella come on mr. reps DJ Augustine did you know DJ stands for distance journey oh oh wait a minute how many steps did he take on this one long enough to get by joking see they gave him a gold penny Timofey Mozgov travels all the way back to Russia both fever get he's dancing to step down aside as unbelievers that is unbelievable that's a minute that's way too many Melo runs the New York Marathon did you feedback get your feet right [Music] John Henson a Guinness World Record ten step travel oh my goodness you take the kids what it's easy to fly keep on side come to the ball come get it and dirt what a lovely day for some hopscotch Oh dirt good dirt bounce one more chance slide with it some better ensure bad as they were they weren't be KITT Bazemore plays twister in the middle of the game Oh red blue yellow green but just know that by ball that's not bug ball let's bring it as well drew good the older you get the harder it is to fly [Laughter] my neck and my back they'll [Music] jump on it [Laughter] Bismarck's be elbow turn over so sloppy your left hip some friendly Christmas well well even babysit huh what is that what is that a turtle we did it though I don't want you to zero greens brother garland Greene just what do you think if you've seen it off a putback dunk for the other G let's go to our next category the worst fast break my true the worst double dribble [Music] shut up dion Waiters slide into hole jeremy lin all that hair gel must have leaped into his brain insane in the membrane i've been singing in the mid-range be using my was there that i be Jeff might be Joe ok insane [Applause] Terrence Ross horrible double dribble come on oh the dump look nice done [Music] nervous though the 76 of season in a nutshell that was actually defense to cookies oh we're going to finish the poem doctor no way worse fast break fellas Jack the nominees please number one Kobe knows that any well for the cocky dads and Kobe [Music] when you going cold yeah you can borrow Oh get them get it up yup to stay at rest assigning the white how we're getting the best to Kobe there Shaq sorry Cole number two d-wave convinced a new play oh you have no look handoff to nobody metal locks onions play also a worse play by a former Shakti name Oh anyway that's tragic oh my gosh photo number three Carmelo Anthony check out this facepalm defense and a little mark yeah poop scratching [Music] nice car James hard two examples away he will not win Defensive Player of the Year [Music] James hard to get in and leave this one happen [Laughter] what do you guys think the fans went to MV Awards who are the nominees we got here number one Tim Duncan a horrible shot by the big dumb to mental oh my big dumb to mental I guess the bank was closed on that one Jer he likes that do too but it would do me good one the Hall of Fame does number two Marcelo who is a Laker fans Oh tight number three Eva's cancer a hundred-yard on the clock gon do moly lube ugly drinking Red Bull squared [Music] Kent Bazemore wait for the replay on this airball we thought he got trying to do he thought he got fat yeah check it on my armor Oh daddy get ready to get that B word yeah give up my arm but number five Rodney hood give Steve it out of the easiest block shot at NBA you block that with his elbows who the fans vote for Marcelo number one number two Garrett temple the worst three-pointer ever attempted in Indies and LSU got come on we taught you better than that Garrett short I was in each other block out so you got a file not a bomb number three Lance Stephenson I call this garbage in the grindhouse did we really make that anybody else on that team wearing a white shirt said I used to play with number four yep Green look are free Laverne like the old saying goes if you can't beat it throw the ball at their face I like Mike Bellone good [Applause] number five a new record earning Josh Smith commits a 25 step trade-off oh he's dancing he's gonna be outside they are here [Laughter] one accidentally weight like he's dancing yeah [Music] he'll never forget where you were when you saw a Josh there are the 22 five-step pretty quick number one mellow all those rings must be weighing him down wit rings exactly we knew that one zombie number two Derek Williams this did not make [Music] number three Jeremy grant this was a low percentage shot [Laughter] [Music] look on Brett Browns face - you've seen that movie before this campus number four Nerlens Noel you could just put a hold of in a perfect pass if this teammate was 25 you know what you could do you could just put a whole six game on and put Shaq fit on the top left-hand screen Rondo okay to annoy your opponents but it's not okay to annoy the rest oh oh you ain't ready that's a about a guy who's seen that movie before George Karl and that's Haywood workman right there that hey won't work as it is what are you doing come on whose fault is that delay again that's the best ally against Rondo's don't run with a lair game you're gonna look good come on let's add a layer game check I gotta give you boy DeMarcos he's been playing well and keeping this up on the guy number one - James Harden place sit back and watch these plays just like James Harden did [Music] [Applause] the beard to help you number two Dwight Howard Dwight was nice enough to show each one exactly with a dry [Laughter] [Applause] potato and [Laughter] [Music] number five kindred purples I call this pick and roll your ankle [Laughter] I wish I could travel with the pot on the floor self-inflicted vote for your favorites number one Kendrick Perkins misses a free throw okay then it gets worse which we did it go I heard twice which way did Harden watch this phenom in bounds d3o Jefferson randomly throws a no-look pass to his coach for no reason at all [Laughter] go to your spot Jeremy number four Lance Stephenson tragic [Laughter] number five that was rude three separate times this week where NBA players were just plain don't sing number one DeAngelo Russell I mean Russell's on Jordan Clarkson for no reason [Laughter] umber two to read black so many options what do i impound it - who do I am bound it to what are you - let's see one two three I just put it right in the middle let him fight for it like the beginning of an XFL game number three Jared Sullinger I never knew Jared attended the James Harden Academy of Defense never got the press the jump button in NBA 2k [Laughter] before James Harden will probably be the 2016 shaqtin MVP [Laughter] [Laughter] klay Thompson when celebrating goes wrong [Laughter] don't celebrate any shocking moments meet number one Erik Spoelstra was a human shield for Marcelo who had this and didn't help alert goran dragic good move wait this can do that good he just did never seen anyone do that my entire life oh it's Polster the nominee lien ya know he was a human shield and didn't alert nobody I don't think he knew number two James Harden yet another fantastic defensive play [Laughter] the slowest costuming do that with three Corey Brewer for no reason at all just gives the ball to the Thunder oh you know a lot of JB Bickerstaff here I don't want it you take it number four both bond Margiela Vince when you unleash the bulb on things like this will happen [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] the Pistons fan from that horn every fan sitting courtside needs to try this Oh give it to him [Laughter] oh nice fall know what you pale out for those seats whoa indeed eggs and money over that keep him at bay like scooter Barry number one Andre Iguodala he wants a travel called on his old teammate are you said to be he's like he walks we know oh my god the wrong referee are you kidding me Oh treble your home the Rockettes my boy if you go to rock pop the floor just get out the way come on man are you kidding me this kid should be fired on spot porzingis does he try to flop against his old teammate is this a flop wait wait he doesn't even realize he tried the flats all right that's right then athletes that they didn't push man Carmelo man you're kind of drum I'll tell you Chris Paul I can't tell if this is shaqtin a fool or actually a smart play I don't know is it it's my plate I only got a foul are you kidding me - come on come on man because it's backcourt even then he went over and then he decided he said well if I to go back over there back or he could Ashley was back oh come on now he couldn't go back even a bit back he can't wait he could have got his whole body bet huh you don't know oh my god Robin Lopez runs back home defense let's go get back let's go let's go but no reason we still got the ball Robin we still got the ball outfits that's why the Chicago Bulls are struggling right now trying to get back you know that we're gonna get yes number one junior Smith this is kind of like I don't pour those classics at the moment but even dumber can't talk to your friends in the middle of a game man number two Marcus smart decides to go for a piggyback ride for no reason at all how good a Steph Curry now he can make go by one guy and make another come on number three awful passes just sit back and watch this awful montage of terrible passes [Laughter] what is this dummy awful okay the way okay do I write this is the two definition of dummy office you get a pass that is playing well whose plan worries plan well come on call travels the league is cracking down on traveling this year oh my god are they and what oh my god ready yeah this is this is this is disgusting that's now wait no but this is doing college come on double five flat mania this is one of the worst weeks and flopping history Oh Marcus Marta's on it run it a lot of shocking now he really has even oh my god I like like he did not do that James I know Russ Russell Russell Westbrook flop oh my gosh that thing rough didn't flop he just exhausted that's a la Ruffa BIOS Bayless who's flopping now what's it gonna do it addresses like no that's a good steal that's good hustle oh wow he got up my goose I wasn't gonna do it - uh Sarge uh forgive but he oh he's hustling back come on oh he called he called Shaq and people leave me alone I like I like number two spiritual house this will not make Diesel's dumps of the week come on Spencer oh yeah I think I could do that what you can do that if if I could do that Oh spit see like Senate floor number three Deron Williams I call this pulling the North Col I was wondering where D was [Music] well University Arizona the better number four D wait whoa pointlessly fluffy wait wheezes at all flash you go get flash oh come on I got something I actually have four you'd be way come on oh my goodness the way stop the number five market smart the greatest flavor in NBA history adds another one to his real the coal on that dome I got jumped over tonight nobody got the call on that kid huh you never touched they call offensive foul Gerald Green plays a game of hot potato with himself [Applause] [Laughter] that's great [Applause] Zeke long shot the GP right number 2 Tyler Johnson come on Tyler get your head in the game Wow here we go I love the hustle Pau Gasol flops after having the ball team [Applause] [Music] number five they been Nogueira the most disturbing free-throw distraction definitely worth some time you just forget that you're in the arena number one Marcus smart can't stop won't stop flopping he's the worst man absolute come on man man this is tomorrow go he'll never get it's like he never got the memo about that about he got to be fine number two Dwight Howard check out this sick dunk my stupor Berg [Laughter] [Applause] number three marcin Gortat almost goes from bad to good and then back to bed Oh guts up gets up OH good pass okay good [Laughter] music here - give it up music oh [Laughter] my gosh they say floor seats at the Wizards is like that before zaza pachulia okay size of the room picture easy fine Tingler spine Tingler time got a spine Tingler right there he was right it does have to make sure my main man thought he was playing make you take it I'll take it out come on [Applause] Tobias Harris destroys his own ankles for no reason at all gave itself a floor see Oh you can't guard me you can't go by yourself I got me twice number two Doug McDermott Huggy there are basic backcourt violations and then there are elite backcourt violation what what do you mean Oh what are you doing oh my god are you serious I thought I'll watch this game I don't remember that yeah I don't want to shoot you shoot it but why they caution half-court anyway number 3 James Harden goes for a piggyback ride and somehow the foul was on MCW that's crass ridiculous right there that's gold you almost got the Oh for Jonas Valanciunas proposes to the rim and the rim says no [Laughter] if a guy on my team shot on his knee I'm a slapping walk over to me if you could have shot it you could have passed it oh gosh what I say number 5 Luigi to told me that what is a national shackle alert I repeat international shaking the lights all the lights throw me off [Laughter] where is that where's Anna Lee he's over in Italy going to the finest acting a fool number one paul millsap no sad weirdest inbound violation and NBA is playing well oh my god you can pick it up oh then look at you pick it up and give it back to him you can pick up a drop ball man what are you doing pick it up pick it up [Laughter] I'm watching your monster Wow number four James Harden your shoe is a perfectly fine season to map perfectly fine reason to not play defense you can still play defense look look how could a fake I could have faked it you could have got into the plate as well without getting into play because he just didn't want to get that blade and number five Paul George Benson Like Beckham right into a fans face yeah this was not good what uh-oh [Laughter] did you give her a free ticket for the next game sorry buddy bought of flowers yeah number one Terrence Ross this was from Diesel's dunks to shacked in real quick [Applause] yes it has many many suitcase who don't have going to Carlton I don't know between Casey was locked up in a glass case you knew all the guys are looking at I'm going you're on there you're number two swaggy P the P stands for pump fake everybody rule 1000 don't get them like he wrote and section one F I cannot pump fake a free throws right there in black and white number three DeMarcus Cousins gets himself using Lee Williams arm let's see what happens to you one two three this man is so not before Michael kidd-gilchrist when hustlin doesn't always pay off a good defense with D you can feed them in the pocket oh this is more like OMG not AG good D there get the rebound and then you dive oh wait a minute I remember you had a bad shoulder Layana gave us two hands spicy one Steph Curry I've never seen someone found their own teammate it actually worked not you times well we gave not to that's how do you do all man how does that I could show he be such a world record for the longest flop in NBA history oh come on how many steps did he take out there the flop wait 1 2 3 4 5 6 24 to war Hibbert never before has a made basket I earned a spot on Shaq until now [Laughter] that's coach I thought you said you probably will not be invited to dishes skills cover time I go [Laughter] tragic bronson alert oh man oh that's not a travel either they said to new orleans go to second MVP in a blink of eye oh my god [Laughter] terrified look it in the post wait let him take like five Spillman if I called it number one let's reach out to this just okay the worst inbounder in NBA history oh my god that wasn't yeah that's only half the disorder they were like you're not taking it out again you're not [Applause] [Laughter] number two Cody Zeller I call this a Kendrick Perkins fast didn't he know he and Rondo had never played together so there's no excuse and yeah tio versus black evenings oh this is the kid no kid Jaques was behind it back that we're worse number three Danilo Gallinari how do you say worst layup ever in Italian la sausage like garbage no father but Oh I love the look his work before Zaza Pachulia thousand dreams shake turns into the nightmares he's wide open wide open let me see let me look at it again for the second straight week week Robin Lopez abandons his teammates no not a second week come on man now where is it [Applause] [Applause] Robin has got it this is the angle I want to see Robin's got his mind on deep there we go no I'm on D baby I'm back I don't damage anything happens I'm back don't worry alright I come on I'm back gotta reward him to number one Anthony Tolliver inhale and exhale [Laughter] [Applause] nothing wrong with the huh - this gun / - who six second drill Nelson boxes out his own teammate for no reason at all man hey I tell you what coach along doing a good job that was playing great my gosh come on oh yeah okay - man you know number three that's Russell Westbrook oh okay a Grayson Island oh [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I wonder if Coach K likes to spend on Westbrook then definitely it could come on man well Kay's coming back to the weekend oh really yeah number four deandre liggins you know what to travel when even lebron calls you out [Applause] that's why he's trying to give it his teammates Lavoie Allen shaqtin camera see and smell everything man you fought it come on man you had them taco today you know what why you know right there that's who it was right now number one Dwight Howard stupor man pulls the chair come on [Laughter] why up till two much delight in you here for double to Jason Smith it's fitting this is number 2 because this belongs face in the toilet come on man look at this house watch it oh we actually had the game I was like we're watching it we had these open those up that's not the drainage jump has never worked number three wave broker they were assess oh my god [Applause] right here right here give a flossy flossy flossy I'm one myself more super small I was free number for Carmelo Anthony has already begun traveling his way out of New York I'll stop it stop it already begun traveling his way out of New York you didn't like he did travel but you don't have to go to here no that's three steps four five nothing nothing I'm sorry what the counter headed a take it at it yeah it wasn't number 5 Joakim Noah that was a bad free-throw shooter but I was never this bad let me see you know you look like he how did DeAndre Jordan not make it when he had to with the line at the same time that's my boy go for it big number one Jimmy Butler checks it to the gang with some additional clothing now Jimmy oh my look at his face when he sees it take it off [Laughter] number two don't make don't worry it's a Shack betting the bull you get the horns oh man all of us you got shot by the sniper huh Kimmy I look like you you'll answer in both we talked about I've got past you Open Championship number three Russell Westbrook have pinpoint accuracy without even trying [Applause] that should not have been a technical that was a mistake Chuck he's looking right at him he said he had yelled to trigger a ball from before and the walls in this picture inbounding is usually easier when you have teammates [Music] [Laughter] somebody come back I got a five-second call yeah that is the impetus Minnesota filled a lot of Tours would feature real thing like that but in fairness he should have picked up the bar and if they can't start to count I'm team touches upon the swaggy P better than swaggy P oh yeah oh yeah Oh is he doing a fool like oh yes good good [Laughter] good if it goes but it will it realizes it [Applause] first installment of shaqtin a fool which is I guess the best of the preseason again Charles having an affiliate highlights in this highlight for you [Music] [Laughter] number one dirt the whiskey hey dirt how was your fault did you have a nice trip how come on you two [Music] look like you come on we almost saw you now he's going to rub his shoes yeah come on knocking number two Julius Randle the Lakers will be a playoff team this year or will they yeah [Laughter] alright let's get it going let's go come on man [Music] Wesley Johnson safe to say he will not be in the dunk contest this season spine Tingler let's call the spine Tingler no we call it a rim chick over in check 220 without tonight the number-5 Jarrett Jack after watching this shot I'm renaming this segment to Jack ting a fool your point go go go go Odell Beckham jr. catch it let's gonna see how far I could throw this come on man professional athletes are just like us they make horrible mistakes [Music] [Laughter] [Music] sometimes the curry just isn't spicy enough [Applause] number two Jolin beat this wasn't a Euro step it was a euro journey [Laughter] it's Continental my number three Marquis come over Marquis it's unceasing in a nutshell just what the bunch before Jamal Murray so I call this behind the back to the fool go ahead he threw it to the guy with the Christmas Uglies one monkey Coleman tendon number five DeMarcus Cousins huh allows a full court shot to hit him in the face for no reason [Music] his players may be professional but these plays are not [Music] [Music] mystery dunker number two Derrick Rose he thought he was still on the Knicks [Laughter] have to do it be an engine [Laughter] number three LeBron James oh I don't have a little walking without the K i in g f then call it ty rule has this tyrone will have the same face book both reaction i may be a little generous with the counter man but before Robin Lopez had absolutely no idea where the rim was oh that's nice back down Karima do home oh how you get your left hand hook block bottom back walls are back double for her Avery Bradley just wear really nice or this is work for Qi that was watching this game away from Los Angeles I [Laughter] know but you don't bring him in early to go to walk by 20 yeah they went back to back it's time for the best segment on TV hosted by a seven-foot-tall retired center named Shaq [Music] but he Shaq the fool work we'll see if we can say is number one - Martin sabonis this was a Saban headed shout out about again to Jimmy Butler a travel so obviously made Steve Kerr try out for Dancing with the Stars watch the jacket buddy that's a nice footwork coach I don't know if nice is the pervert yeah I think it was yeah weight and footwork yeah I played as a better one number three kids baseball camp a real reason LeBron posters the author me was this flop oh come on it's just God I'm Kent ah push me that's a fire you gave what the number for Dwight Howard it's a bird it's a plane no it's this pass from smooth building for the team Joel embiid it's hard to trust the process when it results for this reason this come on Greg one early could you imagine giving up six points in the game I would be so afraid you see the third back way to see the third way it's like put it out there on Twitter if you see something every time you got some guests here tonight yeah I was on Instagram Monday know I'm always on Instagram I've seen these two fabulous little girls they was rapid but they were spitting that conscious rub can you know kids can go all over the place their rap and it was very inspiring i reposted it the from Milwaukee I know fries in Milwaukee and they're 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Sims where he was in class and like he was teaching and like he just started making reps it like we would just like pass him little notes in the end we had um like we had I think kids went up to the classroom and performed it and like he had chosen me an area and addresses history yes so where I have a question do you I have a rap name group y'all group or y'all still go by your individual names are you gonna come up with a name are y'all gonna come up with it you know I'm a nickname giver let me hear it let me hear your nickname what you gonna say I could I could hear you guys so what do you guys say so imma say fears

Channel: Loris

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Keywords: Shaqtin'A, Fool, NBA, Javal, Mcgee, Russel, Westbrook, Shaquille, Oneal, Basket, Ball, Fail, Fun, Funny, Epic, Woauh, Best, NBA_Crazy

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Length: 128min 51sec (7731 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 29 2017