>> Jimmy: SHAQ, IT'S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU LOOK GOOD. >> THANK YOU, HOW ARE YOU? >> Jimmy: I'M DOING WELL, THANK YOU. >> GIVE IT UP FOR THE BAND. THAT SOUNDED GREAT IN THE BACK. AND THEY WERE PLAYING THAT LAST SONG, MY WHITE GUY CLASSIC STARTED KICKIN' IN. I WAS SAYING TO MYSELF, GO ALONG WITH ME. ♪ I LOVE ROCK 'N ROLL ♪ PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY ♪ ♪ I LOVE ROCK 'N ROLL ♪ PUT ANOTHER DIME IN THE JUKEBOX BABY ♪ ♪ I LOVE ROCK 'N ROLL ♪ [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jimmy: LITTLE DID I KNOW. WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN RAP. WHO KNEW YOU DID JOAN JETT, TOO. ♪ TAKE THESE BROKEN WINGS >> Jimmy: OH, YOU LIKE THAT ONE, TOO. ♪ COMMA, COMMA, COMMA CHAMELEON ♪ ♪ I SEE YOUR TRUE COLORS >> Jimmy: WOW. ♪ HE'S A MAN-EATER >> Jimmy: HALL AND OATES AND EVERYTHING. YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT RECORDING A FULL ALBUM, '80s HITS. >> WHITE GUY CLASSICS. >> Jimmy: THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE, I WANT TO THANK YOU AGAIN, YOU FILLED IN FOR ME AS HOST OF THE SHOW WHEN MY SON WAS OUT WITH HIS SURGERY. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> HOW IS YOUR SON BY THE WAY, IS HE GOOD? >> Jimmy: HOW IS YOUR SON? HE HAD HEART SURGERY AS WELL? >> MY SON IS EXCELLENT. >> Jimmy: GREAT. [ APPLAUSE ] >> DURING THAT TIME, IT WAS VERY TRAUMATIC. >> Jimmy: YEAH. >> ON THE WAY TO THE SURGERY, HE WAS VERY NERVOUS. SO I HAD TO MAKE UP SOMETHING. THIS IS A STORY I MADE UP, BECAUSE HE WAS SHAKING AND TREMBLING. I SAID HEY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GO TO SURGERY. THERE'S GOING TO BE A BEAUTIFUL NURSE COME IN, HER NAME IS ANNA STESIA. WHO IS ANNA STESIA? YOU WON'T REMEMBER, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE GOOD. >> Jimmy: IS HE PLAYING THIS SEASON? >> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THAT'S GREAT. I'M VERY GLAD TO HEAR THAT. AND YOUR SON GOT SOMETHING, HE GOT ANOTHER PROCEDURE DONE. HE GOT A TATTOO ON HIS CALF. >> YES. >> Jimmy: OF YOU. OF HIS FATHER. NOW THIS, HOW OLD IS YOUR SON? >> 19. >> Jimmy: DID HE GO TO YOU AND SAY I'D LIKE TO DO THIS? OR DID HE JUST DO IT AND TELL YOU ABOUT IT? >> MY BOYS, WHEN THEY GET 18, I GIVE THEM A BAG, $200 AND SAY NICE TO MEET YOU. HE'S A MAN, AN ADULT, A GREAT KID. NEVER GIVES ME ANY PROBLEMS. >> Jimmy: THIS IS A PHOTO THAT IT'S BASED ON. THIS IS ONE OF YOUR BEST GAMES EVER, RIGHT? >> YES, IT WAS. >> Jimmy: GAME SEVEN, 2000, AGAINST PORTLAND. >> SO HE WAS 2 YEARS OLD. >> Jimmy: OKAY. >> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE COULD TALK. I'M DOWNSTAIRS EATING MY MEAL. AND HE COMES DOWN AND SAYS TO ME "DADDY WIN". THAT'S THE FIRST THING HE EVER SAID TO ME, I'M LIKE, YOU CAN TALK? SO WE GET IN THE GAME, WE'RE DOWN, AND WE START TO COME BACK, AND KOBE THROWS ME THE GREAT OF LINE. I WON, BABY. >> Jimmy: I HAVE THE WRONG PICTURE. YOU WERE POINTING AT YOUR SON HERE. >> YES, YES. >> Jimmy: WHY WAS YOUR SON UP IN THE NOSE BLEED SEATS? >> BECAUSE I COULDN'T AFFORD THE FLOOR SEATS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHO WILL BE BETTER THIS YEAR, THE LAKERS OR THE CLIPPERS? [ CROWD REACTS ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK? >> LISTEN. I GOTTA GO WITH THE LAKERS. [ APPLAUSE ] HOWEVER, L.A. HAS ALWAYS BEEN A VERY EXCITING CITY, BUT NEXT YEAR, BASKETBALL SEASON'S GOING TO BE VERY EXCITING. >> Jimmy: IT IS GOING TO BE A LOT OF FUN. >> BUT I'M LAKERS. >> Jimmy: LAKERS GUY. SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE BIASSED FOR THE LAKERS OR BECAUSE YOU JUST THINK THAT -- >> EVEN WHEN THE LAKERS HAVE A BAD TEAM LIKE THEY DID LAST YEAR, I'M GOING WITH THE LAKERS. >> Jimmy: IF YOU WERE PLAYING RIGHT NOW, WHICH TEAM WOULD YOU WANT TO BE ON? >> NOT ONE OF THOSE TEAMS. >> Jimmy: MILWAUKEE OR SOMETHING? >> I'M FROM THE AREA WHERE GUYS WANTED TO COMPETE AND BEAT EACH OTHER. SO I WOULDN'T WAIT TO SEE WHO'S TEAMING UP AND DOING THAT, I WOULD GO ON THE TEAM THAT NEEDS A SUPERSTAR AND TEACH THE GUYS HOW TO BEAT THE SUPER TEAMS. >> Jimmy: WHY DO YOU THINK, KAWHI LEONARD, IT BECAME OBVIOUS HE WANTED TO COME TO L.A., WHY DO YOU THINK HE CHOSE THE CLIPPERS OVER THE LAKERS? >> BECAUSE JERRY WEST IS A MASTER. >> Jimmy: JERRY WEST WORKS FOR THE LAKERS NOW. >> HE KNOWS HOW TO READ PEOPLE. HE PROBABLY HAD A CONVERSATION AND WAS STRAIGHT UP WITH HIM. >> Jimmy: IS THAT HOW HE DID WITH YOU? >> WHEN I WAS IN ORLANDO, THEY WEREN'T IN A POSITION. JERRY CAME WITH A PIECE OF PAPER. YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS? WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? >> WE CAN'T GET YOU 150. GIVE ME THE GOOD NEWS. WE CAN GET YOU 120. GIVE ME THAT PIECE OF PAPER. >> Jimmy: HE'S THAT GOOD, HE'S THAT CHARISMATIC. HE DOES, THERE SEEMS TO BE A MAGIC THAT FOLLOWS HIM. I REMEMBER WHEN HE GOT RID OF VLADE. IT SEEMED CRAZY. SO YOU THINK JERRY WAS THE GUY. >> IS THAT THE GENTLEMAN FROM LOUISIANA? >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT GUY'S FROM LOUISIANA. HE MAKES SHAMPOO. >> I'VE BEEN USING YOUR PRODUCT FOR A LONG TIME. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, BUDDY. >> Jimmy: SHAQUILLE O'NEILL IS HERE. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >>> I TOLD THEM ABOUT A CERTAIN VEHICLE BECAUSE OF THE MONEY TO FILL IT UP. AND YOU SAID? >> WHEN IT GETS HALF, YOU PUT IN $20 AND BRING IT BACK TO FULL. >> BUT I WOULD HAVE TO STOP OFF. >> >> NO, YOU WOULDN'T. YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT WHEN IT GETS TO ZERO, YOU PUT 80. >> BUT I KEEP STOPPING AND PUTTING 20, IT WILL BE THE SAME AMOUNT OF GAS. >> THE AVERAGE HUMAN STOPS ONCE A WEEK FOR GAS. WHICH YOU, YOU PROBABLY HAVE TO STOP ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS. DON'T EVEN TRY. >> Jimmy: A LOT OF, A LOT OF LOGIC, NOT A LOT OF MATH. BUT A LOT OF LOGIC GOING THERE. THAT, TO ME, IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SHOWS ON TELEVISION. I KNOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT SPORTS, BUT I LOVE IT. >> THEY ALLOW US TO UTILIZE A LOT OF HUMOR. YOU KNOW. ERNIE'S SORT OF LIKE YOU, VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD. KENNY, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. CHARLES GOING TO SAY WHATEVER, AND I'M GOING TO SAY WHATEVER. >> Jimmy: DO YOU AND CHARLES REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER? >> CHARLES BARKLEY, I HATE YOU! I HATE CHARLES BARKLEY. >> Jimmy: YOU GOT A NEW RESTAURANT. >> AS A MATTER OF FACT, CAN I GET THE RECIPE FOR THAT SHAMPOO, SO I CAN GIVE IT TO CHARLES? CHARLES, I GOT A PRIESENT FOR YOU. >> Jimmy: SHAQUILLE'S IS THE NEW PLACE. IS THIS SOMETHING YOU'VE WANTED TO DO FOR A WHILE? >> WELL, I'VE BEEN IN THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS FOR A WHILE. I OWN FIVE RESTAURANTS IN VEGAS. JUST OPENED UP SOMETHING CALLED BIG CHICKEN, BUT ALWAYS WANTED TO DO SOMETHING HERE IN L.A. A SPOT OPENED UP AT L.A. LIVE. AND NEXT YEAR I'M GOING TO HAVE A GREAT YEAR WITH THE CLIPPERS AND LAKERS GOING AT IT. >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT. ON THE MENU, YOU HAVE A SHAQ BURGER AND A KOBE BURGER. >> YES. >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE IS BETTER? >> THE SHAQ BURGER. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Jimmy: DOES THE KOBE BURGER COME WITH MORE ONION RINGS? >> THAT'S A GOOD ONE. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. THAT'S A GOOD ONE. YES, ONE MORE. >> Jimmy: IS THE KOBE BURGER KOBE BEEF? >> YES. >> Jimmy: SO YOU GOT THE KOBE BEEF FOR HIS, OR THE BURGER THAT'S KIND OF NAMED AFTER HIM OR HE'S NAMED AFTER THE BURGER, I THINK. AND THEN THE REGULAR GRADE BEEF IS NAMED AFTER YOU. >> RIGHT. >> Jimmy: WHICH ONE IS MORE EXPENSIVE? >> I THINK THE KOBE BURGER. >> Jimmy: MM-HM. INTERESTING. WOW. YOU REALLY PUT YOUR EGO ASIDE FOR THIS RESTAURANT, DIDN'T YOU >> YES, I DID, YES, I DID. >> Jimmy: ASIDE FROM CALLING IT SHAQUILLE'S, OF COURSE. HAVE YOU EVER WORKED LIKE IN A RESTAURANT? I KNOW YOU'RE AN OWNER. >> I WORKED AT AN McDONALD'S FOR ONE DAY. WHEN I WAS A KID, MY FATHER SAID YOU BABYSIT YOUR SIBLINGS OR YOU GO TO WORK. I AIN'T BABYSITIN' NO KIDS. I WENT TO WORK ONE DAY AND I QUIT. I RESPECT THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE REAL JOBS, THAT'S HARD. >> Jimmy: THEY HAD A UNIFORM THAT FIT? >> THEY DID. >> Jimmy: THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO SPECIAL ORDER THAT. >> NO. YOU KNOW WHY I QUIT? >> Jimmy: WHY? >> I GOT CAUGHT STEALING FRIES. >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU COULD EAT FOR FREE. >> NOT WHERE I WORKED. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO RUN BY SOME QUICK THINGS. YOU CAN SAY YES, NO, FOLLOW UP IF YOU WANT. IS IT TRUE YOU EAT DESSERT FIRST AT EVERY MEAL? >> YES. >> Jimmy: IS THAT GOING TO BE AN OPTION AT THE RESTAURANT? >> YES. >> Jimmy: IS IT TRUE YOU TRIED TO BRING A SAMURAI SWORD ON AN AIRPLANE? >> YES. >> Jimmy: CARE ERY ON OR CHECKE? >> CARRY ON. >> Jimmy: IS IT TRUE YOU TOOK A FULL-SIZED NBA JAM STANDUP ARCADE GAME ON THE ROAD WITH YOU. >> MY WHOLE ROOKIE SEASON. >> Jimmy: THE WHOLE SEASON. >> YES. >> Jimmy: THAT WOULD TRAVEL WITH YOU. IN YOUR POCKET OR SOME GUYS DO IT? >> ON THE PLANE. >> Jimmy: YOU OWNED A WHITE TIGER NAMED DIESEL THAT NEARLY KILLED YOU? >> YES. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED TO DIESEL? >> WELL, I SAW HIM ONE WEEK AND HE WAS A KITTEN. WHEN I CAME BACK, HE WAS THE SAME SIZE AS CHARLES BARKLEY. LY I HAD TO GIFT HIM. >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE THE WORLD'S LARGE LARGEST BED. >> J YES. >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S THE WORLD'S LARGEST BED? >> BECAUSE I SAY IT IS. >> Jimmy: IS IT TRUE YOU TRIED TO BUY SIX FLAKGS. >> YES. >> Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED? >> I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY U >> Jimmy: SHAQUILLE O'NEAL! SHAQUILLE'S IS OPEN NOW AT LA LIVE HERE IN LOS ANGELES. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL EVERYBODY
