Shannon Sharpe best analogies and sayings- (Part 1)

I laid it out the bear lab elaborately for him skip I see Steph clay and dream on a new addition in Johnny Gill joined Johnny Gill could I sing them all Ralph Bobby Brown all of them gigging I think I'm all that is true but then he was never gonna be accepted because he didn't go up in Boston like they D that is also true Cady you the reason why the glass half-full camera did you drink out of it somebody else gets dragged out a glass to see the back that live half-full you drank half the water Cady I told my I told my girl my my brother called me a bad name sterling yeah she say don't matter what they call you baby what you answer to what the owner called LeBron don't mean nothing well what we do he's an answer debate Oh my grandfather told me something at a very young age he said son if you're not careful you'll become the very thing you despise the most in a person hmm honey they say being young is wasted on the youth hmm it is because skip you don't understand it at the time you want what you want you won't how you want it because people everybody said man I want to win I want to win they do I sincerely do a lot of people want to win well if I need to win my way I need to win getting my 25 and 10 LeBron looking down to the phone hit hit that block button give you a fitting straight to voicemail Hokies gala let me tell my side of store when you get about it like look now he was about what would you call winning I thought he wanted to get away from normally the way I do things you know I don't know how you do it Jenny but if you wanted to get away from an ex-boyfriend you calling him about anything if you want to get away from a girlfriend that wronged you you call the her for anything oh my god I said you know what instead of playing with LeBron I'm gonna have surgery so either you get me up out of here or I'm having surgery on your watch and the very person that he despised so just get bailiffs something always wrong with his knee something always wrong with his feet yeah and and only babies have more stomach issues than Joelle and be true with what we've seen is that when you pull up a moat with alligators and snakes oh my bad when you pull up a wall around all the scuba when you don't let him get to the basket splint he looked back to see if there was a flag on the ground and then he looked to see if the fish it was digging his pocket to throw flat it once he saw that he picked him up put him down mmm picked up a cool 23 stepped about about now somebody else we know I ain't gonna call your name please up in Foxborough could never do that hmm only God wouldn't want to do all the time he looked back at the official he begging for flag be real you don't tackle football you can't hit the quarterback you mean the guy who beat the Viceroy I always liked her I'm talking thank you very much open the door open the door look black Luton again you can hear no crowd nothing everything is like it's in slow motion I can you spin it you could like to see I used to go see Paul Tagliabue that thing coming really you could see it do you feel read it the copies make out Willie really yep I never heard that yeah Oh Tom Brady stop by laying back [Music] what you picked the Patriots to win easily last night you picked Aaron Rodgers to win easily at the Chargers and your man LeBron James stunk it up and San Antonio stunk it up when all four six from three and five of 10 from the free-throw line and really stunk it up in the fourth quarter last night do we win yes or no let me help what are we doing well last night is the point I will tell you the point Tom wanted to come in last night so I had fresh sails but I have an Oscar style yeah if they give me all you got to say no embarrass from my brother he's the top chefs in America he's a two-time James Beard Award winner and owns the restaurant in Chicago we robe on him Obama says it's his favorite and I got a deal with chef Shay on my show [Music] eleven what he washed no let you tell it mom boy bye yeah cuz you came out here came down the aisle like he's on Soul Train with a cool white jersey on and some orthopedic but New Balance shoes so yet you said it you know I wish I could have been on I wish that would have been the highlight of my life well you came down the lab with at the library Joe what I can't believe I still can't believe you did that you ought to be ashamed of you see ya it's give true story I had a girlfriend you like this say you are heaven you'll always be special to me you'll always be better did the letter came ah you know he really never left a little before and I'm reading it Sharon you'll always be special to me you always hold a special place in my heart oh oh oh was that the last you spoke to her what happened and they were gonna win 56-game might need two men that total i might need to pull a sogndal in the real man might you know what my projections work might have to offer amendments yep first of all we already we just try to kick more doesn't finish things we're already past it we shot past him here we go we came back that 73 win team when we caught him from hugh companies you scumbag you know I am sick he's trying to become like the Charles Oakland the Xavier McDaniel than the Anthony Mason yeah tough guys that protect everything but we know he saw for the drugstore cotton we know he medicated cotton on the on the low-low joy we know that but what they're starting to do is take his kindness for weakness LeBron might have paid reach out and touch he might have to touch somebody see if he start praying for him put hands on you don't have to be a Catholic priest but lay hands on one person you're stopping from running up in your face Braun and then it carried away at the other end come running he should have ran should have ran into a two-piece no biscuit mmm don't put it in hey guys what I gotta say he'll consistence to heal good students the thing that I love most about if I were to teach I would love about students if that were consistent you come to class on time you're Curtis you do your homework you're passing in regardless of the grade that you get you do your homework and turning in your city you ask questions what they encounter on the day I knew it he's gonna give me should have been 13 to 10 I don't know whip shot I don't know where he 5 yard field goal that he's set up you know what my mom said she was hoping for a girl so I guess I should have been a girl but look what hit Lord they'll blow a hole like am I the guy did you know this I know if you know that this skill they say most accidents of drivers happen within a 5-mile radius from their home you can get on a car and go from here Elliot where we are right now we're in Central City and drive to Boston drive to New York drive to Miami and it's on your way home hmm that most accidents would occur and guess what happens you get onto this great start you're five miles from home which is five games and you crash the car don't really get the analogy go with it whatever the gist of it valid yeah yes I know what you're trying you know exact wealthy in your guy he's the driver crash this car home he went all Skippy with all went all over Miami and Washington the giant where did you see my girl you see my quarterback and I'll be doggone it he come back pulling the car in the garage Jenny I keep calling Jan and got a big old scratch now I gotta take it to the body shop wow that's what so gaudy he kept I didn't give it to it I'm like Smith Barney he got yesterday he got it the old-fashioned man degree of difficulty skill I can't I want to be an astrophysicist and hope you take gym classes this is the NFL well your turn 13 so you gotta be the hmm someone's in the kitchen that she'll play cooking up a storm I know I know some within the kitchen that chefs place he's the only chef I know before cuz we've got it done now you know down by the way what we call him we call them Kemp volkert what he's like okay give me your best shot put that rope a dope on him like like the rumble in the jungle skip you rebel desire give me all you got Connor was just throwing all those huh mmm and then come round four and five Joe I thought I was at the club all them jungle shots carnivals passing out because they had nothing on them general Connor let me here with a tangerine jello shots cuz ain't nothing to it mmm oh I'm gonna run shoot this man he too small you EFT you should have left me where I was brother you should have left me there guess what skill that leprechaun legs he should have let me down my shield let me go down let me get back to me corner no bro you were done bringing that trap boning and he got it walked him into deep water said oh just waist-deep kind of can't stand it I'm going a little further round six round seven round eight I was shot at the power shot after powers mayweather is 40 years old had two years of inactivity and he ran through the baddest man on the planet ran through it like gramm-rudman went through tax dollars in the 80s you were around then so you know how they ran through that I have no idea what you're talk don't worry about what

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Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 03 2020