[SFM] TO DEFEAT A MASTER!

[Music] oh [Music] you are dead not big surprise [Music] moisture [Music] i think you should fight someone much much smaller all in a day's work mission begins in 60 seconds heavy likes this one most [Music] well i guess that'll do what the hell was that crap all right [Music] i love the smell of a kicked ass in the morning well this was a disappointment you can't put a saddle on me brother i am like pink wind oh man my god [Music] [Music] hey boys and this little button makes them enemies some [ __ ] wish they'd never been born indeed come here [ __ ] speak up next time boys you are a true american so let me give you some advice son you must think about killing commies jesus said we shouldn't do it and we did it anyway and so forth and so on move out i am heavy weapons guy [Music] i am not done with killing babies this will be not easy task but we will crush him and then scout can clean up miss after this sucks [Music] that is case ah no [Music] son we must all be come back man now that is not something you hear every day you cannot beat the enemy baby without first killing the baby within you yes [Music] [Music] we must be like like bird yes before word vomit worms down throat cause he's dead i am [Music] yes [Music] me don't you die on me maggot ready to dance cowboys i'm done playing games [Music] now that is just dynamite i joined this team just to kill maggots like you grease monkeys that's what it feels like when eagles cry soldier boy the eagle has landed [Music] come here [ __ ] ah gotcha stretch [Music] i am the perfect avian killing machine [Music] you are not american music now eat the floor and give it we gave him a bloody drabin you should ought to stay back at your little campsite and you son of a [ __ ] in another thing you're ugly [Music] no worries hey hey that pay-to-play intimidator is capturing the last point you failed i guess your flights want to win yeah one of your rough times sort of stop that cactus eating egg head good idea good luck you must not fail me again engineer is killing tiny cowards but today is different because i have planned for you at first don't run stay behind me doctor and keep charge i am prepared to do whatever it takes do you think i would forget you ah that's the way you did it heavy is not enough to defeat him the losing end here people would you like a second opinion we must be engaged mission begins in 10 seconds it's beautiful five four three two one that's from yours truly ah this is not doom cops wonderful you can always tell the texan but you can't tell them much i've come here to eat sandwich and kill us and i am all out of sandwich [ __ ] [Music] i need some doggone help don't that there was a mercy kill you shouldn't even gotten out of bed don't you get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery are you coming back typing oh you [Music] [Music] nice hustle tons of fun next time eat my ass what do you think about that [Music] morons yes [Music] this is the best thing [ __ ] magic oh come here baby put this learning oh [Music] sweet land of liberty i just wanted no freedom for god's sake in russia barrel of turnips there is always one good turn today you are disturbed hmm we have something in eye [Music] oh it's on and that is that this is we will crush that stupid pay to play [Music] the engineer is [Music] i'm sorry mate oh law to you you're better than the best mate here's some advice next time now get cocky because what goes around comes around you know [Music] you are [Music] is a touching story once upon a time it was me worse than you [Music] you are inventing loads of good stuff heck yes there's a gadget you should build like a bloody sniping back you know what guess what a few years back i invented the death heart get up there they ain't gonna know what you know though it'll likely be bullets statistically speaking that is the gods honest autopilot son you don't see a lot of these [Music] you and i are a lot like mate except i'm a bloody master and you'll be free today now that is the queen's birthday right [Music] there that's how a professional gets it done [Music] ugh [Music] thank you for everything comrades we are a damn good team this time we win i cannot wait for everyone we have earned it oh brilliant oh i'm readyland let's go cause some more trouble and tell the devil i'm coming for him next let's do it freedom [Music] so ah this is loss [Music] yes sniper is killing us is not expected but this is fine yes kevin is stronger than a diaper falling sniper would you like a second opinion is this about plan oh good idea i'll show them now this is the last we will mention it here is plan no more losing i'm great you're dead i think we're done here now doctor october [Music] i am rush check doctor i have so much power it's good time to run [ __ ] [Music] i am here thank you for life oh i have the [Music] ubermensch [Music] [Music] maggots [Music] you are no match for me three lines you should never cross mate horizontal and vertical and contain it merasmus's favorite actor bert lancaster never did it so we can do it because merasmus is an idiot and if i ever see him i will punch him in his mouth [Music] look at that one did you get a look hate to break it to you that reason weasel thinks that every card's getting embarrassing [Music] i never cared for it yeah that seems about right or we'll take it you do not deserve to wear that magic stupid hat sun tzu might have been better democrats but damn it we will use it just to kill thomas like you ah you screwed up now let's go good work yay yes all the american maggots joined this team just to kick this sissified maggots cop peace sir yes sir george washington was an amazing true american he would not have created america if god had wanted hackness to live amen yeah let's kick this sniper's ass back to the bronze age that is an order am i making myself clear [Music] affirmative this is what the president must feel like all the time we are the best just because we are americans and sniper is out on me taking jobs from americans it's damn socialism it is a devil's invention from germany or from russia it is like cash boys must kick sniper [Music] 1 2 3 4 5 10 20 21 21 votes to kick this sniper [Applause] [Music] who programmed these bots ace i don't like using curse words [Music] making mistakes is the path of monster kill if you were a millennial i'd say wicked sick dismiss the bomb has almost reached the final dominus no spiders oh [Music] here

Channel: Hoovy Tube

Views: 2,089,493

Keywords: hoovytube, tf2, sfm, team fortress 2, source filmmaker, animation, comedy, funny, scout, sniper, heavy, medic, demoman, control point, random crits, capture the flag

Id: YuhmtA7Egp8

Length: 28min 13sec (1693 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 06 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Holy_Ghoft]

28 minutes? Chill hoovy, chill

[u/SignificantContest10]

ok, some constructive criticism,

PROS:

the animation is absolutely GORGEOUS

all the characters are fun to watch and are all have unique personalities

the comedy is great and doesn't break the pacing of the story

the music at the end AMAZING

very investing story

shockingly amazing action

just the entire ending honestly

NEGATIVES:

the pacing is quite bad

the comedy is badly paced as there is just a couple of good jokes every 10 minutes then back to it being dead serious

I think it takes itself a bit to seriously

VERDICT:

I honestly believe this to be one of the best SFM animations ever and is just all around a masterpiece in my opinion. Truly a joy to watch, keep up the great work :D

[u/Draglorr]

Nice dang job!

[u/TiTo4Nuke]

is nice

[u/FrogGladiators178972]

Excellent quality

[u/thetomix7]

Nice

[u/Clonewrzmaster]

I would really watch it but I don’t have 30 mins of my life for tf2

[u/OldSaiker]

nice