Hey brother! -Oh hey!
-Oh hey brother! -How are you brother?
-How have you been? -What's up?
-Just got back from a date, buddy! Really? Cool bachelor life. Huh? You are well aware of it. -Where's Berty?
-I just spoke to him, he is on his way. Who's he? That's his uncle,
living here these days. Oh okay. That diamond uncle? Yeah yeah, exactly that one. Anyways you tell, did you? -What?
-Huh? Did you? What sort of person are you man,
yeah there's one girl. And? Tell me more! -What?
-Got laid? Huh? Got laid? You are still the same man. It's not necessary that every detail
about love should be shared, my friend. Why do we hide? Why are we shy? May be because our happiness... lies in an act of violence. Oh! This is the new visitor I believe. Oh yes uncle, this is Waleed. Berty's friend, Waleed that's uncle. Yes yes, nice to meet you,
nice to meet you. This guy has got some good vocabulary man! Totally, totally a depressed guy! That's why I say that one,
should never fall in love. They have just given some names
to sell sex like love, affection, actually what matters is,
only one thing that is, this! Otherwise you become that. You write down my words now. When you find the right girl, then you'll get married as well. In the matter of love these philosophies,
these theories, they fail. Oh man! This love, affection thing,
it all goes above my head. I believe in vam-bam-thank you ma'am. As a matter of fact,
I've been back from two dates. One with a Model Town babe and the other with a Gulberg babe! Really? -How did it go?
-The first one was damn hot! But the second was not like... that attractive. Why? This one refused to pay
for the bill as well? What? No no dude, I don't do all that now. Her commode man... that had shit streaks on it! Oh God! Shit streaks? Shit streaks. Oh no! Anyway, girls have to poop as well man, -what can we do?
-Oh they don't poop man they don't! Just like our parents don't have sex! So just like that,
girls don't poop man. It's been so long since
I ever heard your rubbish man. Remember when that Biology teacher
gave us a lecture on sex education? Oh yeah Miss Farzana. -"Please bring me some water!"
-"Please bring me some water!" Please bring me some water! Oh my God! I have to teach them this today. Okay well. Class please open up chapter 10 Chapter 10. Teacher I don't have any chapter 10! Taimoor then share it with Waleed. I am telling you she's gonna draw a penis. Don't talk rubbish! Oh Taimoor! Oh Taimoor! Okay Taimoor you tell me. What is this? What is this that I have drawn
on the board? Say nuts! Say nuts! Balls, balls. Madam testicles! It's not funny! It's not funny! Keep quiet all of you, it's not funny! -Taimoor what is this?
-Madam testicles. Taimoor is absolutely correct! Class it's not funny! Taimoor is absolutely correct! No wonder, he roams around keeping it
in his mouth all the time. There's nothing funny about it! -Sorry madam!
-And Waleed what are you snickering about? Sorry madam! I expect you two to be
very mature about this. You need to know
how sexual reproduction takes place! I'm sorry madam! Sorry madam! -Hey! Look at this, look!
-What? My parents did the same? Yes my child, boy has to take out
his <i>penis</i> and put it in girl’s <i>vagina</i> and say "Harder faster! Harder faster!
Harder faster!" And it's a child after 9 months. What are you saying man?
<i>Penis</i> won't even get fixed there. Okay, look at this! Oh man! That's too close. Move it away! -Okay show it to me.
-Look look! Your uncle must have done the same. Does he have kids? Yeah recently, he had kids. Oh like Farzana said, "Until to and fro motion
produces white lotion" spermatozoa insemination cannot be done
without penetration. Okay keep it low, someone might hear us! You have no balls! -Where's Berty?
-It's late, he might be here anytime soon. When are you going to introduce
me to your girl? If you're seriously asking me, then I guess
she's going to be the one. Oh yes! My brother has fallen in love!
Where has Balty been? We should share the news with him. Brother is in love! Yes... now I can admit. I am in love! Yes, love! Love is mostly like splendour things. Indeed it is! Tariq uncle I say that life
could not have existed without love. Life... a burning, a growing, an uprising, -a full of joy life.
-Yes yes! Love is life's treasure! Love has not the strength, to live for or to die! We live to see the one, -that one non-believer we could die for.
-that one non-believer we could die for. Wow uncle! Great! Wow! Wow! Great! <i>Life!</i> <i>this burning, growing, uprising</i> <i>full of joy life!</i> <i>And before that...</i> <i>land...</i> <i>and a sun that we can see everywhere...</i> <i>these wide spread oceans,</i> <i>this galaxy...</i> <i>In whom's womb</i> <i>did humans take birth.</i> <i>We took birth!</i> <i>Eyes got opened, and got closed</i> <i>and got opened up again.</i> <i>We blinked.</i> <i>We saw and heard</i> <i>and to value things we left behind</i> <i>wrote it all down!</i> <i>Then I came into this world.</i> <i>And then after me...</i> <i>you!</i> <i>You took your first footsteps</i> <i>learned to speak</i> <i>went to school, traveled.</i> <i>And one day, coincidentally...</i> <i>we met!</i> <i>I took you in my arms and said,</i> <i>that you are so beautiful.</i> <i>You said,</i> <i>"Thanks, but that's not true."</i> <i>And then...</i> <i>two kids were born.</i> <i>to some extent to whom</i> <i>we usually got embarrassed.</i> <i>But may be it was our own fault...</i> <i>Do you remember that day?</i> <i>While watching the sun setting you
asked me with a smiling face...</i> <i>"Is this a dream?"</i> <i>"Or reality?"</i> I may have not understood exactly
what you were trying to say. <i>But now I feel like that you...</i> <i>were talking about everything.</i> <i>Life has to offer.</i> <i>About this burning, growing...</i> <i>uprising life.</i> Okay brother,
I am going to go then, okay. Give my regards to Balty, all right?
Okay. Assalam o Alaikum friends,
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