SCP: Secret Laboratory - A Smooth Prisoner

[Music] I on a quarter I'll give you a card for a quarter okay you're close but you're right I lost the quarter when role play is some dude who lost his voice they all got crush oh my god oh hello mr. doc ow doctor doctor give me the news I got a bad case oh I gotta back it up [ __ ] you're not friendly oh hey come on man can we talk about this come on we can be friends I'm a Kaos insurgent you're an SCP come on we can be friends can't we all right well [ __ ] you man laughs yeah well it's this one [ __ ] the door behind us [ __ ] down here that's not cool a dissident that man went down ah well back to being shot me yeah well [ __ ] you man your [ __ ] Wow hello not want one there's a handsome man in my house Oh nobody cuss that's just me I wanna die wait wait wait I'll suck your dick I'll suck your dick stop Chuck stop okay stop well now insufferable douchebag no job application are you here to join the office do it fired been fired go away why are you back Deb wait hold on I have an idea as you were saying would you like our janitor security to apply their janitor guys all right yeah waitress uh sixty thousand a year are you happy with that all right nice okay everyone gets to work in we need you to fix this door here shot so please okay taxes new stuff yep hello oh you've called person who knows about taxes accident here on our right is where our money goes and where we get paid everything in there's our money funding on my [ __ ] no Jesus some people aren't ready to join the labor force he also killed me I guess probably a millennial yeah exactly okay we've got some new employees here since I'm pretty sure a normal mom is dead I'm in George for now come on let's head to the office and make some mouth moolah oh hey hey buddy buddy do not shoot the ceiling we we are a guns free workplace okay we're a guns free workplace starting now there we go violation tensional right I could do a lot worse oh no no the Second Amendment he's got the power uh-oh we got a crazy employee I mean a free employee don't sue me please okay could this be a grenade breach Oh No okay so please go into the safety hi guys owned a J box for me it's a bounce for me come on man it's me your best friend who saved me but why here from business Trump is a good guy well the last guy started shooting at me that whenever I told him we were a gun-free workplace the workplace that he is straight-up fired huh all you suckers were all dead we are working at the office yeah come on we're starting the workplace what is he talking about I have 25 cents to my name see I told you guys the paperwork you wouldn't listen to me okay okay that was not my fault Matt I was on goal this is gonna happen any intruder trying to threaten us will be killed on the spot oh dear we found office we've done dude all right you too man you stations I will try find some new employees okay good luck you guys better be working and not [ __ ] around okay I have my eyes on you let's go screw off well he's look where is gone what if I turned on all of the computers at once that'll drain the battery I like it let's do it on on now they're turning on you just have to look real hard right have you seen that YouTube video where like that guy pushes down on the rack full of chickens oh Jesus you're you're not an employee are you no not that what is not an employee there's a there's a crazy man there this is crazy he's crazy is dead my coworker is dead what do I do this is a terrible thing [ __ ] you oh no bad dog bad you're bad your your back your [ __ ] back that's what you are look I have a quarter Hey a shiny thing a shiny thing go get it you're a terrible dog so that you get bad okay see you later whoa yeah holy [ __ ] you just scoops me man I don't want the statement I'm are being I was not are peeing I wasn't are peeing and you don't have to RP at the choice if you didn't I didn't force him after that oh I didn't I was not gonna kill him I would not team kill me go boy you're a bad dog be a good boy or not oh no pet yeah crawlers where's rollies I need to find her Alice and kill him Rallis yes [Music] why me haha he did he did aw what a Juke what did you God level I think we just saw a God level cheat on the part of night wolf for 2:05 Wow oh my god double oh my god he's a tightness level he surpassed oh [ __ ] do you believe in death Jack Sparrow no you don't believe in death I believe in I believe in life yeah I believe it big titty goth girlfriends I believe I believe in men women are useless that's pretty gay you're gay don't do that to people man what's your problem God don't make me go down don't make me go up this elevator damn there's no compensating fun isn't allowed and the game's almost as broken as two people playing it [Music] Oh holy [ __ ] that hit closer to the home that probably intended yeah back to playing the video head jocks let's go back to play I had this [ __ ] card enough shove it right through your ass cheeks see anyone you [ __ ] bet on it hairy butts Leia has been found by a CP oh nine six he must be careful not to look at it directly but as you can see the chaos insurgency are closely related to the lemming four they have an uncontrollable desire to hurl themselves from high places to there [Music] [Music] stable individual that poor man no get out of there oh there goes the [ __ ] there's a demon here it was the king of bling what's the problem king of bling why would you try to kill this Cupid you're my problem let's sit him back do it do it putting him out of his misery shut the door shut the door shut it why why do you go okay longer blood thank you so long gay bowser so long gay bowser oh god we're [ __ ] so long gay bowser so long gay bowser huh [ __ ] thanks for opening the door my guy let me out of these cuffs and I'll show you what I'm really made of I've been down here for 20 years do you know how long that is you consider yourself lucky I killed the other three I found already oh is that so guess what buddy yeah let me out of these cuffs I can break these cuffs do it you know what actually I'm feeling generous there you go you can have a key card thank you I think maybe we can get along I think maybe this is a new era plus the day that facility God and d-boy came together as one in opposition of those [ __ ] scps I'm gonna be real honest I don't know what the point of the disarmer is because why would you just learn someone who's not on your team or why would you want you to shoot them you know the moments like these moments of friendship moments of humanity it's to make us better than we really are that touch my soul [Music] you ain't got nothing so long gay bowser he's right behind you well [ __ ] whale [ __ ] nobody's a game damn it you [ __ ] us do you say [ __ ] those look man he was ice cream rusty grab is unfair mr. Krabs in there signing at the concession just now I mean my god it is oppression it's quite a booming voice you have there sir do you have to wait 60 seconds to use it again sir you have nice lips can you tell me how to make an omelette in 20 seconds step 1 get out some eggs step 2 make the rest of the [ __ ] omelette thank you I feel like I've learned a lot here hang on let me get my things out so you said how do we make the rest of the [ __ ] off I cracked them on the floor so [Music] holy [ __ ] bye I saw that I've never seen 20-plus people be so quiet before alright alright [ __ ] them we're gonna go kill all the scientists you know damn right hey hey wait wait don't shoot him just yet just stick with yes alright thank you you have a good day look what's next I think we can work together are you Jesus I wish floating in the air yeah just lucky boy kill that boy no don't kill him he's my friend look look look Dawg look look I think you you want to eat people but I think what you really need is a best friend yeah come here come here let me give you a hug well there to em candy boy sweating [Music] wait I can get my gun out what I have I can't access my inventory so what you're saying is you use help [ __ ] you in order to see you must first see who did 9/11 Wow do you boy did 9/11 what they're gonna died together [Music] all right soldiers [Laughter] what are you doing get out of the helicopter and help why are you just watching this why please for me you understand me you know me too alright we gotta get down there and save man commander why the hell my like this I just have some questions about the acapella vert we need references if not then are there auditions and when and where I'd like to know the time and exact location thanks thank you Kaos is out here and open up Kaos gon give it to you [ __ ] wait for you to get it on your own Kaos going to liver to you that means that means open the [ __ ] door you think so yeah okay that sounds like a great idea I thought we were friends little did I know that I was just another business opportunity for you I can't believe this why why [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh [Music] I need a medic he has the look hams but the Wombles the most yeah okay dad there's nothing we could do about it except all that explosive Wombles

Channel: The King of Bling

Views: 157,390

Rating: 4.9623709 out of 5

Keywords: SCP: Secret Laboratory, SCP, secret, laboratory, multiplayer, funny, moments, funny moments, memes, roleplaying, betrayal, king of bling, fuck tags, I don't know, laughing, bugs, burn, burned, roasted

Id: 0GhQfuW74Po

Length: 24min 21sec (1461 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 17 2019