Scooby-Doo 1&2 being not so much for kids

[Music] hurry it up this ghost keeps grabbing how could you pamela i am a lover boy of george clooney in proportions that goes pawed me for an hour and a half fred you're the big banana oh we don't go near any place with spooky haunted forbidden or creepy in the name well hydrochronic right or hydroclonic but that's for a whole different reason man i'm on the uh lecture circuit with my new book fred on fred i'm mary jane like that is my favorite name really yeah no way oh yes he wouldn't want to run into me in the dark now listen and look around can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing they look like sober well-behaved college kids precisely hey carol how's the island are you tricking on me fred says it's a worthless talent that i should have learned french instead but i say you don't need to know what voulez-vous coucher of ecmo means to love that song do yourself a favor and get off this island go home go home before evil befalls your little skinny robo-sized booty if anyone messes with me i'll just open a can of 2 000 year old chinese wood bath all you care about are swimsuit models no look i'm a man of substance dorky chicks like you turned me on too ah i'm mystery you all seem rather cheery good news i hope mr mononucleosis you really dig doing this huh like clues and stuff and when i find them i'll give them a good dose-up puppy power ta-da oh god he's peeing on me i told you no urinating on death it was an accident you were marking your territory you don't have the scrote for this job polly puppy power and he wasn't even he had a glance at him this is the most embarrassing thing you've done since you decided to clean your beans at don not just christmas party yo yo the was like what and i was like later on what are you doing man step off scoob fraggy [Music] i'm whipped someone must have spiked my root beer last night talk me down man talk me down [Music] hey i can look at myself naked oh brother get your hands off me fred keeps touching me man like why am i wearing a dress oh daph what's wrong with you don't you ever eat now they can't do the ritual without a pure human soul where in the world are they going to get one of those jeez krabs no reason to freak out like a jerk and try to kill all humanity i would have gotten away with it too if not for you daphne i we love you we have your tattooed on our chest look [Music] we love you velma thanks i love her so much [Applause] [Music] right in the round tables hey guys scooby's feeling kind of like he's got rabies i am not scared i've fought werewolves and ghosts but in the end i know we usually unmask them and it's just a shrively little scared man inside well it's the same with dating velma have you ever considered that maybe werewolves and goats are just distractions to keep you away from what really frightens you intimacy with another person and by intimacy i mean someone who thinks you're really hot [Music] [Applause] who's your mommy look patrick we could stay here and do this all night and something tells me you would but we got to make like your personality and split do you think i'm just a pretty face no i mean yes i mean not fat definitely not fat is this sort of what you're looking for fat why would you even use that one i'm okay [Music] we're gonna die stay positive we're gonna die quickly you're a dude this whole time of course oh

Channel: TeZoKi

Views: 5,015,077

Keywords: james, gunn, daphne, velma, rated r, happy, halloween, scoobydoo, scooby, doo, risque, adult, humor, dirty, jokes, kids, children, shaggy, fred, hidden, meaning, references

Id: -rdmI_RSUSA

Length: 6min 13sec (373 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 29 2021