Sasuke's New Girlfriend.. (Naruto Parody)

Sakura it's a great day to be a ninja right now wait a minute Sakura hey Kakashi oh hey Sakura oh Sasuke how you doing Kakashi I've been a little under the weather recently down in the dumps you know oh I know I know those feelings you do of course from what my dad dying my girlfriend dying my best friend dying those didn't happen okay what do you want I'm lonely Kakashi I want I want a girlfriend I want partnership put all the girls in the village there are a bunch of hoes can't be trusted evil sneaks in the grass what you need is a foreign girl a girl from a different village I'm sorry I couldn't help but over here you said every girl in this Village is a oh you're right uh that's why you gotta experiment outside the village do you mean you have experience with foreign women wait but if you if you agree that every girl in the village is a horse I know yes yes that's what I was alluding to my daughter's the biggest in this Village oh oh big facts I slept with her already with Naruto at the same time anyway I would say turn around and look at me I'll tell you you're talking I'm sorry Dad I mentioned anyway I would suggest experimenting with the rain Village not the Sand Village those are you're gonna end up with sand in places you don't want to be or no way sorry it's okay I'm gonna make a couple calls get some girls book choji's restaurant and we'll have some dates coming your way what you mean you know of a way to get multiple women to date me at the same time until I find one that I actually like which the algorithmically correct and then I could just match up matching personalities including horoscopes because you know I'm a Scorpio so I need a massive with like a Pisces or something why did you like run off the screen mid monologue because you know nothing about making videos Sasuke this is why it's 2023 and you still don't have a flag okay that's where the camera is where's the camera dude it's in my face I'm on the camera yo listen YouTubers YouTube viewers I am getting abused please send help send address to um okay joji thanks for letting us use the place thanks for paying me three times the budget so it's coming out of Sasuke's uh life insurance you paid three times the budget for me you really do care I know you paid it oh it's from the Uchiha life insurance oh that's fine I'm rich all right the ladies are gonna be here soon so Sasuke go get ready choji start cooking do I look good do I look presentable yeah you know maybe maybe you like pull the collar back some more Let Them See The Curse Mark it's kind of hot oh you think so all right how's my breath uh you know maybe if we had if you see a mask somewhere maybe put it on I'm ready I'm gonna go sit down I'm gonna go get the ladies ready so I'm gonna be gone for a while they'll just walk in one by one okay definitely not because I am one of the ladies wait what no or all of them we're gonna get you started with today oh um no wrong stupid you have to wait for the woman oh sorry you're right and I know anything it's been so long since I've dated anyone choji have you even dated anyone before yeah Sakura that one time and I kissed Naruto it was hot sauce where's Kakashi is not what I meant I'm gonna give you guys five minutes please sit down what happened to us Oscar you're really loud and you picked you had you made a choice and you made the wrong choice Sakura that's why you're no longer in the videos yeah you made the wrong choice you dumbass he asked you does this v-neck look good on me and you say you stand for a regular color no clothes at all I heard you on a foreign girl you don't like me anymore no I'm tired of these vanilla looking women I want something with a little bit of spice something zesty Sakura fine Sasuke you'll never see me again good yeah hey soccer wait for me okay well well well oh my oh my goodness I see you finally gave up on my daughter um and you want to go with the real deal oh I've never been with a mature woman before Oh Kakashi oh man I do have to warn you sometimes I do break out I have fits where I get really loud and I sound like a parrot wait do you do that in bed I could all right let's get out done deal but I also come with my husband I'm a package deal a package deal don't worry he just wants to watch is that okay no that makes me really uncomfortable you see I've never had a dad before and now I'll take my business elsewhere you don't let me monologue I really liked her too Sasuke no I heard you were looking for a partner a new lover not an old woman ah Sasuke please a relationship had just barely begun no you didn't stay for the good part I'm not gonna let the same fire burn me twice into tomato please yes let me take me back Sasuke I'll be nice you'll be nicer this time so when I say stop choking me Daddy you'll do it okay bro then no look at these scars on my neck look at them oh if I see them I won't be able to stop I'll tear that right off of you leave this is no place for you you'll come back to me Sasuke no they always do hey don't mind so my competition is Jeffree Star oh my God your voice is annoying this is a note next no no no you're not backing me off yet listen you looked cute and then you opened your mouth and it was all downhill from there yeah how about I open my mouth wider all right let's do it uh this is a date I don't I don't do that oh I can't believe the rumors were true I saw that ugly hag Sakura running around the village crying and that only means one thing Sasuke's back in the village but here I find out you're with some skank she was seducing me oh so you want to take this outside oh you want to take this outside I do I think I think we're gonna take this outside I've seen I've seen your fight tapes I saw that fight you had with uh Sakura was well guess what I'm not soccer I like I like your eyes too but your hair is nice too what do you get it done oh in the Sand Village you want to get out of here yeah by Sasuke what my place this was about can I can I join oh man I'm starting to lose Faith lose hope I'm gonna be alone forever hello these girls like me oh oh oh hi I don't think we've met before hi I'm shizuni I'm the assistant to lady Tsunade oh I'm I'm so nervous but my hand doesn't want to move oh please take a seat you're not want to shake my hand because you don't like me no no I'm just really nervous oh okay sorry I didn't mean to touch your chest nope nope no please dude it's okay uh why don't you sit down I'll order something you need some coffee or something yeah you know I usually I like it oh sorry about that um uh usually I like a steak do you do that often oh that yeah that's that's the normal for me I have a condition there's poop running down your pants no no it's a condition it's fine it's safe it's sanitary no it smells disgusting no you need to leave okay oh you're the one I'm looking for oh come here come to Mama oh yeah can I sit next to you oh wow you can sit next to me you know everyone will call me granny Chito but you can call me Mama shivo how much you have never been with an elderly woman I'm still young smile hey nice no teeth oh you trying to see what The Gum do oh I'm trying to see more than that Grace sit back down there sonny I'll tell you all about it oh listen like I said my name Chio I come over from the same Village but trust me I ain't like those other sand hoes I ain't got no sand in between the crack I don't I don't know the Hugo guy told me to be careful with sand people oh you're talking about that the leader of the Hebrew oh so I'm pretty big if you wanna you wanna see listen listen well I'm the last of the Uchiha so yeah yeah yeah skip on the bonus stuff I don't care what what can you do for me you see I bring a lot to the table I got the high Placebo I got the high amiibo I got high blood pressure I got high everything you want to provide for me well yeah I have a a trust fund that my dead family set up for me well you see I can't use it till I'm 65. I'm out of here I can't believe I trusted you man you know the Second Hokage from this Great Village was right hers oh oh yeah well you didn't put out anyway you old hag oh Cindy you want me to flash my lips I'll show you the zombie sandwich let me see it that's what you like to see I heard me get out of here you racist don't come back no you back up he's mine hi oh oh hi sweetie wait you look familiar yeah you and my son are besties oh my God we can make one of those my best friend's mom's videos please sit down exactly so here's what I'm thinking young Naruto he's been very disrespectful to me lately so how about me and you tie this little knot and then next time he says something slick you can go well yeah Naruto I just your mom oh okay but you see the thing is I'm not looking for just like casual sex I'm looking for you know companion I'm really I'm not looking for casual either I'm looking for competitive you're gonna have to compete with all the other men that one I'm sorry about the weight I was killing the chicken up a ghost ghost yeah Sasuke I'm not real remember my son has no parents this isn't gonna work okay I'm leaving and this is hopeless I've already seen like 10 women and none of them want me uh maybe Sakura was right I'm never gonna find anyone that's better than her but maybe I should start thinking about dating men maybe that might be easier well well well my assistant told me that someone was looking for a date and you didn't call me well it's ladies Tsunade I thought you would be busy you know running them I was Hokage of this Great Village nowadays I kind of just drink so I'm not really Hokage but I'm still the baddest in the village well I mean you do got two really uh nice assets oh you're talking about the girls yes I know hey Sasuke how's your dates going what are you doing here Kakashi just checking in how are you wearing that well because Tsunade just said she's not Hokage anymore so she's not Hokage and no no no no I was saying I just don't do my Hokage duties all I do is drink Sake all day doesn't mean your Hokage Geezer yeah but you're calling me put my robe back in my office before I rip your hair out yes bye all that yelling made my don't come back here where's America think I almost wanted you where are the hot women at I'm right here just kidding anyway your food's gonna come out now okay I hope that I hope the appetizers were okay dude it's been like three hours it's a slow day guess who I mean guess who oh wow hey champ here's you were looking for a date why didn't you just come my way so I just sit over here we go on our little date yeah wow not at though you look oh yeah serious ly don't call me that here call me call me babe so what would it be what can I start you guys off with I want a nice pound cake we don't make those but I'll go I'll go okay oh you're made of those uh uh okay uh we're gonna get you yeah I'll take a nice cream pie and oh yeah I'll take one too Little Debbie Oatmeal you know Naruto you gotta show me how to do this sexy Jutsu one day no this is my specialty you'll never get it we'll forget you then I'll learn to do it myself I'll make my own yeah it's gonna be fat ugly oh yeah well you look fat right now so Sasuke do I win am I your new girlfriend I mean can you stay in this form forever yeah only if you seal it with a kiss yeah you're gay release for making fun of me wearing the Hokage outfit oh well Kakashi sorry are you doing just wanna you wanna go in no I don't want to go out with you Lord third we've already kissed young whippersnapper well it looks like there's only one thing to do then Kakashi what make sure you like the video enjoy the Discord young with the Snappers no this isn't an advert this video is sponsored by your mom play the outro make sure you subscribe no no don't play the outro so you mean to tell me this whole time Sasuke was the third and then I'm so confused none of the videos make sense anymore media sucks everything in fuzzy poo media sucks nowadays yeah even veggie poo if you want to get sucked then make sure you subscribe wait this is my restaurant get out make sure you subscribe [Music] foreign [Music]

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Id: DFDD5rUvXBg

Length: 15min 2sec (902 seconds)

Published: Sun May 28 2023