SAM & MAX: HIT THE ROAD || KREALPLAY

hey look i really appreciate that the network picked up my channel but do you really have to put your office like in my house we are paying your bills now rent electric all of it as per the contract well yeah so technically we own the building now which would mean your house is in our office sure but what was this meeting about the most important meeting of your entire life is it serious am i in trouble we've been watching you for a long time scouting you out and this right here is why we pulled the trigger on signing you to the network i uh why it's your charm kiddo you got pizzazz look at that face that's a face that's gonna go viral well sure yeah you've been on our radar a while now what did you do again you skydive and [ __ ] right oh no i play video games oh i see yeah i got you mixed up with cool real foreign guy think he's from sweden or was from sweden he tried to skydive into an active volcano last year we've kept it out of the press so we can get a body double for his channel but it is always heartbreaking when a client dies won't be the last either sounds like a serious game over see that's a little bit of video game humor for stop talking okay gonna run some ideas by you that corporate sent over for you tell us what you think of them well i have to talk to answer you number one what if you did a show about like pranking the police like you take their gun when they're not looking what that's that's a horrible idea did they didn't send that yes or no answer is creel i don't have time for your [ __ ] okay okay number two like you can learn how to talk to dogs and then you tell us what they say um no number three you go around and you give out segways to homeless people and then you film how they can get around much better after no shark attack podcast no day for pay no [ __ ] okay i got it we burned down your house what yeah we burn this [ __ ] down as like a social experiment right and then we film how sad you look you'll be like oh man all my stuff is gone and i have no home what will i do think about how many people will see what a dumb pathetic loser you are and watch the video yeah i'm just gonna play a video game dude all right fine do whatever play your video game and see if the network cares we get a percentage of your earnings either way yeah yeah yeah donnie hey [ __ ] how about next time you don't assign me to some [ __ ] dweeb he's a [ __ ] dweeb don what is this [ __ ] i could be in atlantic city right now oh no no no no he didn't think stealing a cop's gun was a good idea now man i can't sell out no way it was all the gamers out there who got me here right i can't forget that what do i want to be some kind of hot shot celebrity with a nice car and a mansion and nine jet skis and a second mansion that's the dumbest [ __ ] i've ever heard and that's why we're looking at another cool creole classic sam and max hit the road you see once upon a time there was a kid named dave purcell he created a talking dog and rabbit he cherished them and drew them any chance he could get in a way they were his best friends a thought to comfort him in troubled times and then his older brother steve beat the living [ __ ] out of him just completely pummeled him i'm talking possible concussion definitely some internal bleeding and then he stole the rights of the characters dave was never heard from again but then steve made this cool game so let's let's check that out i see this is one of those point-and-click games you can uh talk look use take you get the idea well obviously before we start anything we got to pick up this cache from the hole in the wall i mean you got to be a total [ __ ] to not see this oh hey why didn't see you there what's going on oh hey what's up kid real wait wait what why are you in the computer again oh it turns out i can actually enter and leave it well i figured that out the other day i was playing solitaire in here get out of my computer oh come on it's fine i like it here it's cool no that's gross man how are you pissing and [ __ ] in there are you pissing and [ __ ] at my computer i just hold it until i leave you're making a big deal out of nothing hello oh yeah i forgot to mention sam and max talk in this game i've never seen a game do that before they say some wacky stuff another confused census taker actually it was the commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment does it involve wanton destruction we can only does it involve me going back to playing solitaire i was kind of using this computer before shut up you're ruining all the cool sam and max bits i'm leaving stay here all right i guess i'll stay here and watch this tv you think you got internet on here joe you want a piece of me huh well take a piece of this brutal you know i should call the landlord to complain but that is the landlord i think we got to get the case file from this cat if i remember correctly here we go oh oh my god according to these orders something bizarre is happening at the carnival i thought that was a whole point maybe we should check it out when we've got nothing better to do like anytime i have anything better to do and i don't think you guys do either so let's go ahead and go to the carnival [Music] oh this guy's obviously the villain i mean i don't trust any short people you don't you don't know what they're doing down there so apparently these two brothers hired us because their main attraction went missing i mean they look pretty normal to me our main attraction was a genuine authentic real life bigfoot on ice i mean is the bigfoot being missing that big of a deal i mean i assume most of the profits are cone from the chicken dumpling man he looks delicious also the real mystery i want to figure out is how do they go to the bathroom i mean i want to get to the bottom of that i mean i really want to get to the bottom well we got a long road ahead of us a lot of clues to get a lot of witnesses to see but i am sure [ __ ] not gonna skip out on this carnival when i had to pay to get in here make me sad [Music] thanks for watching my song be sure to subscribe to more well that was kind of nice i'd like to listen to another one i'll just let it auto play what's up everybody it's me thumbs down back today with another video be sure to hit that bell and that subscribe button today we're going to be talking about how this [ __ ] with the ukulele [ __ ] sucks wow i am kind of interested in what he has to say [Music] oh man we broke the ride well let's see if we can break all the animatronics too maybe we can kill max oh we can only kill this lady and would you look at that a secret entrance you know this is what being a detective is all about and this just leads to somebody's stupid room hey uh have you seen a bigfoot around here no do you want some of my blueberry yeah what the [ __ ] am i supposed to do in this game now if you've been following the mystery along closely then you know we gotta head to world of fish everybody loves world of fish a great place for the whole family hey check this out well max looks like the fish gave us a big suck this time oh yeah see i'm a huge suck look at this [ __ ] [ __ ] trying to get the fish oh oh he died oh my god well max looks like the helicopter gave us a big suck this time oh yeah see i'm a huge stock hey dude look out there's the world's largest ball of trial [ __ ] okay that's fine you know i could have swore bigfoot was going to be up here what are you two doing out here are you are you bigfoot hey wait a minute you're chef boyardee from the ravioli king oh i'm sorry i'm sorry what it all boils down to is that's why ukulele girl sucks be sure to like and subscribe that was pretty convincing maybe the ukulele girl does suck what's up internet it's me logic dragon i just wanted to make a quick video talking about how thumbs down said that the ukulele girl sucks and i think that the ukulele girl is actually all right i don't think she's that bad well i might as well hear his side of the story too this is no longer a sam and max play through this is now a gator golf play through i because i don't know where i'm supposed to be going what are you anyway the president of the hair club for short people this is mr conroy bumpus flame country and western store oh that's who that was i can't believe i didn't recognize him conroy bumpus everybody loves conroy bumpus you love to see it folks celebrities should be able to step all over us because we are insects to them well max looks like they [ __ ] you real good there yes yum i took a good [ __ ] don't worry max i am a professional [Music] okay don't worry max i am a professional don't don't worry max sorry [ __ ] you see i told you i'd get you out of there [Music] you suck sam how about you kiss my ass well it's already nighttime i don't think we're any closer to finding bigfoot i don't think we even have any clues this means something sam bumpusville usa nobody has ever rocked or rolled that hard before and this mansion was built as a testament to his legacy if we ever get this rich and famous i want you to shoot me sam it'll be a pleasure all right let's search this asshole's house see this is why they call country music the voice of the blue collar workers they have giant portraits of themselves in their mansion look out below max are you dead wow it's one of those fancy vr headsets i haven't even tried one of these yet oh yeah for sure i can see why people call this the future of gaming oh my god we did it it's him we found him bigfoot but what is he doing i remember my childhood in brighton oh no no no no no no please stop and that is why all the other videos are wrong and the ukulele girl is actually pretty cool okay so now i feel pretty conflicted what's up youtube today i got a video with some proof that the ukulele girl is a serial killer well i definitely gotta watch this one how is this still [ __ ] going dude jesus christ finally thank you man i get off the stage old man and would you look at that we saved bigfoot here put her there pal nice to meet you okay now according to him there's a whole bigfoot party going on somewhere oh yeah the bigfoot party so let's go to that if we find more than one bigfoot that's like double the payment right hold on a second what is this down here it's a portrait of john muir well who's john muir who's john muir hey guys this dope doesn't know who john muir is you gotta be kidding what about rooney man shut up how am i supposed to know that get it boys they're once no stop [ __ ] singing at me now we just need one last thing to get into the bigfoot party okay here we go nice and easy nice and easy oh [ __ ] all right we're here at the party but let's use our secret weapon to sneak in and the perfect disguise hello fellow bigfoots enjoying the party it is i another bigfoot now where are they keeping the beer you think they're hiding it back here in the kitchen well well well a big oh no i'm not actually a bigfoot this is just the disguise we're just trying to party we're trying you know like vibing and stuff we're gonna disguise ourselves as a bigfoot man i don't really care if you're planning on killing all the bigfoots but i am not gonna let you steal my plan to score free beer that was fun all right we got him wait are we gonna get are we gonna get charged with murder and since we saved the day the bigfoots can finally perform their ancient ceremony and save themselves from extinction wow look at that wait a minute wait slow down slow down we destroyed the world does it really end like that wow that's crazy how long have you been standing there i told you you're not allowed to be in this room uh about like two minutes ago have you heard about this ukulele girl it's crazy and who the hell is ukulele girl stop talking oh let me guess you're gonna give the game a seven out of ten now man shut up hey special thanks to our executive producers animal man ross and nolan fahey and the rest of our patreon 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Views: 20,568

Rating: 4.9791379 out of 5

Keywords: kreal, kreal tube, krealplay, sam and max, sam & max, hit the road, sam and max cartoon, sam & max cartoon

Id: o7k7wVm644U

Length: 13min 1sec (781 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 19 2020