Ryan And Colin - The Dynamic Duo - Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ryan you are Luke Skywalker calling you our Princess Leia which is normally how the gender roles work out on this show whenever you're ready off you go I'm very nervous about our next mission oh stop whining it's wrong my little princess we're brother and sister just remember that I've seen it wonder if you have it's called love between a brother and his sister that's all I know you're just making it creepy well I'm going to have to go down to the planet why Chewbacca got stuck there are these all our weapons [Applause] let me explain sometimes it's hard to get Chewbacca to come back to the ship what do you think makes him go this was your first choice I would look better in this I'd like to see that all right does this see I used to Tyler collection all right I don't want to pull anything does on cups I've got experience the force is with me oh no I think at this point the force is with me look I don't know if I ever told you Darth Vader's my father but you're not my sister what No yeah a girl we picked up many many years ago in a galaxy not so far away so you're Dagon you picked me up well let me explain how this works we know I want to hear this that sounds really good oh I better shut that case [Music] that really hurts those leather hidden in here it was just the feather I apologize [Applause] I was gonna give a hundred points to your Colin for getting into those Underpants but you clearly have never operated a bra before not putting it on that whit went so far up my [Laughter] in this scene colin is snow white and ryan is one of the Seven Dwarves I'm guessing Fricke I was gonna say super tall and grumpy okay whenever you guys are ready off you go you have to sing all day long hey grumpy what's the matter I'm trying to bring some joy into your life it's it's not easy looking after the 70 you guys all the other doors are up doing what they want to do and I got to stay over cook and clean for you all day well I get to see any food in fact I'm thinking I'm leaving oh please is out there I just you don't want any tater tots fine no I don't my prince is out there just leave then I just make sure I bring some of my stuff I'll leave out here I later [Applause] well-well-well drunky what's the meaning of this do they got this grumpy for a reason don't you notice it's only in the mornings that are really grumpy none of you boys should be drinking you're minors [Music] [Applause] don't claim to be all snow-white on me I've seen you kick back a few at night as well but sometimes have to relax boy that's inviting one thing but then I'm going I'll make you us no well now I don't even understand what you're saying maybe if you stopped drinking and got help doc tried to help me out with some medical marijuana but it's not the same widget Dopey's yes [Applause] they'll be playing is that food expert Padma is in Paris visiting famous French chef Ryan will show her how to prepare some of his favorite desserts okay and at some point I'll bust you guys out of the end of the game and put you out of your misery take it away bozo purpose also we saw speak English to help me I don't speak very well I like to give it a you step on say bow bow bow bow now what is your favorite dessert um strawberries and putting strawberries and pudding yeah great singing group from the seventies as well they used to open for peaches and herb you know I will take some strawberries we have a strawberries right here they are full and it don't see a blender so I'm gonna have to squish them by here I'm gonna take the stems off oh no no these stems are the best part of the barrier have you never heard that you've never heard the term the sweet to the stem the betters of that that's a topic you I can't wait for that to come out you know it's cute some more berries will take some raspberries put them into a tart a little custard you're like custard I love custard means tell me fancy pudding custard is French for fancy pudding a lot of people don't know that let me grab my spatula my custard like lots of custard lots of fancy pudding for me it's all in there I'd smear it around there in the tart mmm don't let it go to waste I need to lick my fingers with the custard and I'm sure you know what this icing dispenser is called as a technical term for yes it's called a pastry bag that's exactly right I'm going to need one when I get older and I'm sure we get the pastry bag squeeze up some is more fancy yes okay now a lot of people have I have the same problem the prostate I'm gonna do something you don't see very often what I'm gonna fold my part like a burrito oh yeah it's going to be like a Hispanic target with with my special puddin you're gonna make me eat that okay you want to start now let's get the real the real puddin in for Padma there that's to put in [Applause] [Music] [Applause] some poor I'm gonna singing that song on that Padma had some puddin [Music] [Applause] I really just didn't have enough food for everybody that's it it's not because I didn't want to begin you know Tony Hawk not cuz I want to be able to do hey yeah hey senpei that's true we should have no champagne let me pop this cork away from my face alright how do you manage to do that okay little for use in to you Tony that's a lot on the bubbling and I'll have a little myself that's good I'm gonna do the skateboarders toast may your wheels to always be on the ground and may your board always beyond the wheels [Applause] [Music] yeah yeah gotta get out of it ah what a night Tony what a night what see we have some food how about it like when everything that's put everything on skateboards it's perfect let me try that off with a breadstick something like we throw parties okay so either you can fight earlier there would absorb anything I got shooting a skateboard a chicken man that's beautiful you know what I call that what's that poultry in motion and in the scene Ryan you are Superman it Colin you are Lois they lovely Lois Lane yeah that's the woman yeah take it away hey Supes where you going well it's not nice faster than a speeding bullet not fair oh I'm gonna get you a cab I want to thank you for coming over tonight you can't even fly me home I'm a little tired tonight I got you an uber look at you with this oh I'm just packing up before things that I don't need anything new car it might have some critter I know what I don't like viagra I want to be more powerful than a locomotive I didn't order years I've got a bit of a punch there's no phone boost anymore I don't know what it's changed that is tough we can keep this a secret can't we look I can't even kick that clothes I'm so sorry you are in bad shape arthritis every pill has a reason to be in their name a pill and I'll tell you what it's far this one psoriasis [Music] I'm not from another planet what I'm just a simple earthling who has massive powers or did not anymore Lois I'm not the man you used to know I thought you were from the planet Krypton you know I I'm from Pomona but the tough part of Pomona I understand what you changed you know Pomona it's a suburb of Los Angeles I can't be with you anymore but let's say you weren't really with me a few minutes ago either just as old as I am now Robins 48 there's still a dynamic duo oh I see you have a little bit of a web on your finger yes I've been dating spider-man let's see got that I haven't got a really big fly [Music] [Applause] and what they're going to be doing is selling a kit to help you get the perfect beach body which I know you both know a lot about take it away hi there how many months two summers enough it's coming up pretty quick you're gonna have to work off that winter fat hi I'm Jimmy I'm Tommy and we're here to teach you how to get that summer body now because within a week yeah that day you know Jimmy yeah I go to the beach I'd like to take one of these with me all right now this is an intravenous that you just oh I'm sorry I should have warned you about that put your arms up someone call the cops I'm halfway to a beach body great this is the Sun the earth goes around the Sun when it gets about here start exercising go come yeah a lot of times you've got the muscles underneath that's right there's just flab on top how'd you get rid of that flab you with the flat master 500 what you got back it on a little just above your buttocks thanks for noticing let me see oh let's suck that how does that feel alright this is only recommended for the back portion of your body yeah visualize it Oh what is that oh that's for the erectile disfunction thing Oh that was the most important part of having like great Beachbody defeat which is that's the first thing a woman looks at that's right take the plunge [Music] you know I used to weigh a hundred and two pounds it's true I'm seven foot two and I weighed a hundred and two pounds let's keep the fun going now with a game called infomercial this is a game for Ryan and Colin useless product so Ryan and Colin you've got your items and what you're gonna be selling is a kit to help them pick up girls off you go good morning Wisconsin and a special hello to our shut-ins in North Dakota it's 3:00 a.m. and it's time to shop shop shop what's up with you rise and shine it is time to meet someone that's someone that you didn't need in your life why are we doing a hawk that was like rooster though was it a rooster listen sometimes it's hard to meet that person always sometimes he is alone and this is where we come in because if you need help getting women this is the first place you should look we both managed to get ourselves wives and 13 children between us yes six and a half each so it's always down the first day it's really hard to break the ice it is it's always hard to get [Music] that's when Benny the crack ice beaver comes in handy go what the crack guys it breaks that you said the crackhead beaver No but I thought try that huh what you do for a living we're down the street next to this you're gonna look good who doesn't love a little head now what is that here are the important parts on your body these red at first liquid we're helping them oh and so it's remembered no these are raja'na job I'm not even close to tiny no stop Oh what do you is that for me it could be soon but sometimes you need a little help getting your gate out of the restaurant especially if she doesn't want to go you just slip this in the back of her dress attach this to your fender and hey here comes love sometimes women want a player [Applause] that's why we come up with a little rap to help you with the woman of your life you're in love with me I can see a deduction it's funny at my age so Ryan a hundred points to Ryan for using the term crackhead Bieber in an utterly genuine and unoffensive way pack head beaver crackhead I'm from Toronto so that's not the first time I've heard that yeah you you

Channel: Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Views: 2,179,278

Rating: 4.9147353 out of 5

Keywords: Parks And Rec, Chris Pratt, Amy Poehler, Leslie Knope, Ron Swanson, Parks And Rec Bloopers, Parks and Recreation, Andy Dwyer, April Ludgate, Leslie and Ben, Tom Haverford, Aziz Ansari

Id: bNGABX2lfHo

Length: 19min 37sec (1177 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 29 2018

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Not so super heroes wear capes..