RV People Vs. Cops: 6 Simple Rules

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now when I<font color="#CCCCCC"> get pulled over</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> by law</font> enforcement<font color="#E5E5E5"> in my Mustang convertible</font> sale<font color="#CCCCCC"> I could look</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> douchebag</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> when</font> I got my van Halen cranked<font color="#E5E5E5"> and it</font> creates a different<font color="#E5E5E5"> stereotype than if</font> you get pulled over while driving your RV<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I don't think anybody</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> has done</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> video on<font color="#E5E5E5"> getting pulled over</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> by the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">local police</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in your RV because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it's a</font> different kettle of fish<font color="#E5E5E5"> and a different</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">set of problems if you open up that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> can</font> of<font color="#CCCCCC"> worms</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with a bit of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> attitude</font> so let's talk about<font color="#E5E5E5"> this and give you</font> some rules to survive getting<font color="#E5E5E5"> pulled</font> over<font color="#CCCCCC"> by the police</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in your RV</font> [Music] <font color="#CCCCCC">I'll cuddle my back facing</font> [Music] everybody<font color="#E5E5E5"> when officer approaches your</font> RV he knows you got a lot of<font color="#E5E5E5"> crap in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">there</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he don't even</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know who you got in</font> the back and he<font color="#CCCCCC"> definitely knows you've</font> probably got some<font color="#E5E5E5"> steak knives at the</font> very least<font color="#CCCCCC"> for weapons so you got to</font> start thinking<font color="#CCCCCC"> and being</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mindful and of</font> course you're going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ask</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> yourself well</font> why the hell<font color="#E5E5E5"> do I know anything about</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">this well I'm gonna</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> give you a bit of my</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">credentials love getting specific</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I have</font> in the past<font color="#E5E5E5"> worked in government</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> had</font> to deal with<font color="#E5E5E5"> douchebags that have issues</font> with let's say<font color="#CCCCCC"> Authority</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now luckily</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font> genetically<font color="#E5E5E5"> blessed and I don't get into</font> pissing matches and I know how to stay professional<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I have been pulled over</font> in Islamic Republic's by police and in communist Cuba<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I've survived in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one</font> piece and I'm still here<font color="#E5E5E5"> to talk to you</font> about it so<font color="#E5E5E5"> listen to me I've got a few</font> things to<font color="#CCCCCC"> say that could actually save</font> your ass and more importantly<font color="#CCCCCC"> even save</font> you some money<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay let's start</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">rule number</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> when you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get pulled over</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">don't be a douche seriously even if you</font> think<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're in the right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> doesn't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> matter</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">remain calm</font> so remember rule<font color="#CCCCCC"> number one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be a</font> douche<font color="#E5E5E5"> always drive with a properly</font> insured vehicle with a<font color="#E5E5E5"> valid license</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">okay I don't know why people have a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">problem understanding this it's just the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">way it is</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> folks I don't get why</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people</font> don't like<font color="#E5E5E5"> spending money to protect</font> themselves<font color="#E5E5E5"> from financial calamity</font> through<font color="#E5E5E5"> insurance and really a driver's</font> license<font color="#E5E5E5"> come on folks it's rule number</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">two and keep in mind</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> rule number</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one</font> while you're<font color="#E5E5E5"> thinking about rule number</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">two now the thing about rule number one</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and rule number two is if you have not</font> observed<font color="#CCCCCC"> those first two rules what's</font> going to<font color="#E5E5E5"> happen is that beautiful RV you</font> got that<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're driving in is going to</font> get seized and put<font color="#E5E5E5"> in impound</font> now the problem<font color="#CCCCCC"> with that is a couple</font> things<font color="#E5E5E5"> the impound fee is going to be</font> much higher the towing fee<font color="#E5E5E5"> will</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be much</font> much<font color="#CCCCCC"> higher</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and of course if you're a</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">full</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> timer like me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all your stuff is</font> going with it I don't<font color="#CCCCCC"> think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you want</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that so keep</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in mind rule</font> number two in rule number<font color="#E5E5E5"> one to avoid</font> having<font color="#E5E5E5"> any more problems</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> oh and don't</font> let your dog<font color="#CCCCCC"> honk</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the horn while the cop</font> is talking to you<font color="#E5E5E5"> who which brings me to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">rule</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> number three control your dog if</font> you<font color="#CCCCCC"> have a larger predatory animal like</font> I do<font color="#E5E5E5"> just nothing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> worse than to having</font> the dog create a situation<font color="#CCCCCC"> because</font> obviously<font color="#E5E5E5"> the officer pulling you over</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">isn't going to have a conversation with</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the dog and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the conversation will kind</font> of end it<font color="#E5E5E5"> a little bit of violence</font> towards your animal could be a<font color="#CCCCCC"> beautiful</font> lovely animal but you<font color="#CCCCCC"> don't want to see</font> anything<font color="#E5E5E5"> bad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> happen</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now do we</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> now</font> remaining calm has some really<font color="#E5E5E5"> good</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">benefits</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now what you want to do is it's</font> the art of<font color="#E5E5E5"> letting Jedi's do you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">what this is not the drones you're</font> looking for but you don't want to kiss ass if you kiss too much ass<font color="#CCCCCC"> big red</font> flag<font color="#CCCCCC"> so it's a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> little dance of being</font> respectful<font color="#CCCCCC"> and calm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but yet kissing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">20-bit</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of ass but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not much</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so if you can</font> learn<font color="#E5E5E5"> to do that dance</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you can avoid</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">some problems</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> move into rule</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> number</font> four make sure<font color="#E5E5E5"> your driver's license and</font> your registration is handy<font color="#E5E5E5"> where the</font> officer can see it not in<font color="#E5E5E5"> the back where</font> you're going to just suddenly take off and he's thinking<font color="#E5E5E5"> you're loading the</font> shotgun in the<font color="#E5E5E5"> back to come out and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">greet him</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so think about where you're</font> going<font color="#E5E5E5"> to place that registration and</font> driver's license in a convenient safe location for everybody<font color="#E5E5E5"> including most</font> importantly<font color="#E5E5E5"> yourself rule number five</font> when<font color="#E5E5E5"> sighted signed the damn receipt</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just move on even if you think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you're</font> right<font color="#E5E5E5"> challenge</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it in court</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you could</font> easily win if you are<font color="#CCCCCC"> in fact</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> correct</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">just move on and avoid what's going to</font> happen if<font color="#E5E5E5"> you don't potentially your RV</font> is going to get searched<font color="#E5E5E5"> very thoroughly</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> because you got a lot of cubby holes</font> and hidey hidey hole spots<font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> could take a</font> while<font color="#CCCCCC"> this is going to be a long time</font> and a big inconvenience for you if you do<font color="#E5E5E5"> not comply</font> now the<font color="#E5E5E5"> next rule</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> is about tattoos and</font> stereotypes<font color="#E5E5E5"> you need to be mindful of</font> how<font color="#E5E5E5"> you look I got nothing against</font> tattoos<font color="#CCCCCC"> some of them are great</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">might want to drive with them covered if</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you're going</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to get pulled over because</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> conjures up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> stereotypes of</font> subversive people and things like<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font> which could absolutely<font color="#E5E5E5"> be incorrect but</font> will inevitably<font color="#E5E5E5"> lead you to problems</font> potentially<font color="#CCCCCC"> so be</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mindful of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now if</font> you are unfortunately a cannabis user <font color="#E5E5E5">and you're in a jurisdiction that does</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">not allow that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you could have some</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">problems if they discover any of the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">paraphernalia etc etc so</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I suggest</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> be mindful<font color="#E5E5E5"> of that the last thing you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">need is a little</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bit of cannabis</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to be</font> discovered<font color="#E5E5E5"> in your RV and suddenly the</font> whole<font color="#CCCCCC"> RV is being seized</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and you've got</font> a lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of expenses and problems aside</font> from coming up<font color="#E5E5E5"> with a bail money just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">not worth it so consume your cannabis</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and buy more when you arrive at</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> next</font> place<font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe I don't know I'm not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> cannabis user<font color="#E5E5E5"> so these problems do</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> not</font> fall upon me but I am mindful<font color="#E5E5E5"> of those</font> who do because a lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of actually very</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">law-abiding people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that use cannabis so</font> I'm not<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know an old</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> fogey about this</font> and I really<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't get my shit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">about it but I don't want to see any of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you have problems either now the last</font> thing<font color="#E5E5E5"> I want you to think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about in terms</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of a rule is try to use the power</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font> suggestion and<font color="#CCCCCC"> submission in your favor</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">if the officer finds you camping in a</font> place<font color="#E5E5E5"> you shouldn't be at just pose</font> questions<font color="#E5E5E5"> to them to be the solvers of</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">your problems and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say sir where do you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think I should camp tonight where would</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that be where would a good place for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to camp tonight</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> without me causing any</font> problems <font color="#E5E5E5">you kind of throw it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> their</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> court</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">if you pose the question in a kind of</font> fair manner<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> probably going to get</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">a fair</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> answer to it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> just</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> saying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font> just hide in the<font color="#E5E5E5"> RV's you know wait for</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">them to break your window to come</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on in</font> and<font color="#CCCCCC"> see what's going on that's really</font> another expensive problem you<font color="#E5E5E5"> want to</font> avoid now you got to keep really self tuned in terms of egos<font color="#CCCCCC"> when you're out</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">there on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the highways</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and byways in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">North America the bigger the ego</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> guy that<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're getting pulled over by</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the bigger the potential problem so you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">need to be mindful of this because let's</font> face it<font color="#E5E5E5"> everybody's human and some</font> people in the<font color="#CCCCCC"> constabulary</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font> extremely<font color="#E5E5E5"> large egos so the bigger</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ego</font> the more respect you<font color="#E5E5E5"> got</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to give thing</font> it's fair I'm just goddamn truthful<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font> so hey the way it is<font color="#E5E5E5"> man deal with</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> so in the<font color="#CCCCCC"> meantime folks</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> stay safe out</font> there<font color="#E5E5E5"> keep your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wheels in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the ground</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">definitely don't have your wheels get</font> impounded<font color="#CCCCCC"> and have expensive problems</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font> good<font color="#E5E5E5"> to each other out there</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Oh</font> [Music] [Music]
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Keywords: RV, travel, camping, boondocking, boonn docking, urban camping, police, cops, RV vs cops, Adventurer, Class C, Class A, van camping, car camping, problems with cops, simple rules, rules, Linescrew1, Canada, Vancouver, British Columbia, RV full time, living in an RV
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Length: 8min 51sec (531 seconds)
Published: Fri Jun 02 2017
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