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[Music] RuneScape the video game that weakened milk forever it seems I mean I thought for sure by quarter three of 2022 we would be out of ideas yet here I am with another stupid way of playing this game recently we saw the Beta release of quest speedrunning servers after getting Platinum rank on Cook's assistant I wondered how could they have made that harder for me and I think I found my answer for years now I've goofed around with the concept of playing RuneScape with limited visibility Trailblazers but I can only see [ __ ] three rocks in front of me where is this guy where is he show yourself oh my God I'm familiar with most areas of the game we're gonna see how familiar this is fogatier the most miserable guy in all of gilinore see fogatier likes quests he wants to do them except here's the thing he can't see too good and his vision's fine what I mean by that is his render distance was lowered no lower lower keep going almost okay now use the camera plugin to give a bird's eye view so the render distance centers fogatier looks good lower great now they don't call him fogatier for nothing I'm just gonna toggle that on real quick there we go Frogadier is going to have a very hard time navigating his way around RuneScape oh what's that mini map what what a mini map I'm sure I see what you're saying then weird these aren't the only restrictions fogatier is gonna face but we'll get to those later His Story begins the same way everyone else's does here we are pictorial Island well let's uh let's do this no going back going into the fog Jim Jim throw the ring into the volcano I don't understand why would I do that we have to destroy that ring to save Middle Earth this is a very expensive ring I don't think I should put it in the volcano how do you not understand what's going on here did you not read the books books yeah no books what about our plan to binge Lord of the Rings books before we watch the rings of power together I'm glad you asked it's because of this audible ad someone else can do the reading for me while I do anything else I've been stocking up on Audible credits each month so I'm getting the trilogy and The Hobbit you understand that's like 72 hours of someone reading to you more like 72 hours of an immersive reading experience while I'm multitask yeah well I already read the books I don't need someone reading for me well there's more than that there's audiobooks of every genre best sellers new releases Mysteries motivation business yeah okay and I bet there's a book that tells me how to get a girlfriend too oh yeah so before watching the rings of power on Prime Video new members can try Audible for free for 30 days visit audible.com lotr or text lotr to 500 500. okay but you still have the ring can you can you throw the ring into the volcano now there's a really cool Easter egg in the game what happens when you do that won't that like spoil something for me I still haven't read the books so go read listen your books already just go get out of here thanks to Audible for sponsoring today's video just to put it out there right now this series is not going to be a long-term thing this is just a silly little quirky side project I'm doing I would go absolutely insane if this is what I had to stare at while making progress my job is to teach you about skills you can use to survive in this world yeah Brenna you've got no [ __ ] clue what kind of hell I just stepped into I can't click on any ground that's covered by fog so I could basically go two squares at a time maximum this is the one time I'm really hoping these guys are Bots because if these are actual players they're gonna think I'm clicking around with a joystick from the 90s I feel like I'm tiptoeing everywhere breaking the sound barrier on this island memory is my only sense of direction right now and I normally aim the camera frontward so I can click on things from far away why was the door there it was not supposed to it's never been there this is like walking with your head two feet from the floor why can I not click here there's no [ __ ] way I'm lost already I refuse to believe that road we've got Road paths and roads are gonna be my best friend because roads are never as dangerous as things that are not roads I feel myself just hoping that things are where they should be because there's no way for me to know if jagex switched everything around while I can't see we are almost done with the tutorial of the game okay ladies and gentlemen time for the next restriction the Restriction I told myself I would never do that I will be regretting very quickly fogatier is in fact an Ultimate Iron Man let's get after it now since I'm just trying to do any quests the order doesn't matter that would make the first Quest easy because I'm just doing Cooks assistant I know it's right there so it's time for the last and most fun challenge of the account every time I want to start a quest I will be blindfolded and taken to an unknown location by that I mean one of my friends are gonna log on to the account take me somewhere and I've got to figure out where I'm at and find my way back to lumbridge or wherever I'm starting the quest so I guess it's time to find someone to kidnap us so you know Quest speedrunning's a thing I'm kind of doing something a little quirkier than that oh okay I'm gonna share my screen with you so basically oh my God I am fog locked and I am not using a mini map and I have to play top down I cannot zoom in or out that is really [ __ ] funny I am completing quests as an Ultimate Iron Man I'm going to try and do Cook's assistant but the thing is you're gonna put me somewhere that I'm you're not gonna tell me where you put me okay and I have to find my way back to lumbridge because I just spawned in the mainland I know where I'm at it could be easy for me to find them but I want to figure it out so you're gonna log in here and take me somewhere and I gotta find my way to Lumber just my first challenge all right yeah man okay sweet well I already have an idea as to where I want to put you okay I just thought about this in like a minute it could be a good location but I don't know we're gonna find out I really appreciate you putting a minute of thinking into it because I was like three times more times I thought you'd put into it I'm very curious to see how you navigate back to lumbridge oh yeah I can't use a home teleport also that's not ever gonna happen yeah yeah I figured imagine you'd watch me log in and just do that that's just on top of it figured it out I have one idea that would like really [ __ ] but I don't want you to get killed by NPC so that's like the backup plan I'm glad you've got plan A and B already sorted out yes how many floors does this go up no oh man oh God hmm that's not good enough yeah no I'm gonna go with plan a it's gonna be good for you man you think yeah I think it's gonna be good for you okay hmm I don't know because I really want you to not find your way back that's the goal yeah this could take me weeks all right plan C was always a plan a really yeah just never revealed itself until now okay I have the plan then I have the plan there we are good luck I mean you're done you found a place yeah man I found a place all right I'm going in [Music] what cave rocks cave rocks [ __ ] what cave is there in free to play there's a couple man wait a counter [Music] oh okay all right I know where I'm at but I'm gonna have to figure out who exactly where in there I am okay okay this is actually super helpful okay okay I don't know I don't remember I think what does the wall here okay surely it goes down this way what oh there was a dwarf I could talk to maybe I could ask you for directions where'd he go oh what do you sell oh you're the General Store guy down here there's a general store here apparently yeah I knew that there was the the second you saw dwarves you'd have an idea of where you are yeah but you still have to get back yeah that's the hard part I'd say a lot of dwarves oh there's anvils now this is different a lot more we're in a populated area buffers oh please be it come on be a door ladder oh I'm a genius dude I'm home I'm home free get me out do you know how to get back yeah yeah of course I'm gonna go Oh I thought I just attacked him [Music] I'm so curious what it looks like from a different perspective where the [ __ ] am I lost dude the path I know the path goes this way more was I not where I think I was where am I going dude I'm gonna get off this mountain we're dares he took the stairs away wait that's snow oh God I think I went further up oh I just thought of a much better place I think this one's doing just fine dude please I think that's it am I off I think I'm off the mountain I think that was it let me see if there's evergreen trees here yes do you think I made it too easy for you I just got [ __ ] lost on a mountain for three minutes do you see if we get out of this Forest going to the dirt path it's the only way I know dude no I totally have a really good spot to bring you want me to bring you there now [Music] the cook he's upset how do you know that man you've never even met him yet the dwarves were talking about it down there I know it's serious yeah that lumbered chef from pretty much the other [ __ ] side of the continent for us is really that's how angry it is it's worldwide news right now once I get to Gilly's house I can move the camera I genuinely have no idea what direction I'm facing I just slightly moved it Gilbert who the [ __ ] Gary hello Gilbert gay Gilbert they took the r out dude that's crazy a flower crown I'll never lose sight of where I'm at this is perfect dude I honestly have no idea where they put that NPC like this is actually throwing me a huge curveball there's water it's usually a good sign let me know where you are I have an idea I'm pretty sure I can follow this River all the way home yeah I think so yeah with this Crown you look like a uh like a little Lighthouse and a thick deep foggy storm yeah should I zoom out a little bit more because I was at all the way in which it does obstruct a little bit I don't know what do you think I like this like this right here yeah yeah eight seven two as dumb as it sounds it actually looks like your rainbow crown hat is the thing that is causing the fog to dissipate dude yes what is that oh okay I think I'm south of the Champions Guild perhaps I think the Champions Guild is over here what is that is there a range in Champions yeah that has to be the Champions Guild [Music] what I can get a head start egg [Music] gotta still be here oh I found him Cook's assistant is started time for the easy part I don't like the color of this fogger now it's very disgusting oh God Doom so ominous just walking in the fog some old dude says Doom that's scary as [ __ ] I hate that dude the roads are incredibly convenient for me right now got the flower what an awful thing to do in the fog [ __ ] Drake I just saw Drake in the Mist he was right there trust me oh what is this what is this house oh [ __ ] I'm at the ham Hideout you know what would probably worsen dragon slayer imp catcher yeah you want me to put you in my next location yeah I guess so I want to screen share it to tell I want to see what he thinks I'm done okay last one we went a little too easy on the guy had to start him off easy it's only fair this one should be a little different this is good right yes absolutely I was just thinking something very similar let's see what quest you can do I think I was gonna try to do sheep shear next shapeshare that's a good quest to do yeah good luck why'd you say it like that we're gonna see why I said like that in a couple minutes okay we're gonna add a little bit of danger to this if that's cool yeah you're [ __ ] Jimmy you think yeah kinda kinda probably I'll be fine dude I'm good at this video game you should probably grab stamina pots before we continue the series yeah okay it would make it a lot more convenient for you guys oh huh really really well it's not as good as the original plan oh it's pretty good I still think it's pretty good I don't think you know this area foreign [Music] dude it's gonna be like the easiest navigation of my life what the [ __ ] is this this is good this is a good what that crate is for storage it's as far as I've gotten so far there's a ladder here huge what dude did you [ __ ] have the devs code in a new area to the game this does not exist it did not exist in my day can confidently say I've never been to this area yeah wait what oh well that's a well that's so insanely new what well well yeah exactly [ __ ] yourself what cabbage you might need some of those I might just take one or two you think you're so clever don't you oh I feel like I've been here somehow holy [ __ ] I'm going in a circle dude I'm gonna rethink my Strat I gotta backtrack here dude what is [ __ ] okay this is where you put me initially I'm outlining the room in my head and it appears that this is the only room and I have to go down this ladder there's no other ladders to go down wait what was that an altar some Stone Temple seating okay so clearly since I can't click out of here ruining my concentration oh that was a door this is huge I'm getting out of here why can't I go up there at the edge of the map you're on your way out baby I'm way out finally free holy [ __ ] I avoid that Cactus just water here shape share is a lot harder than people remember it's extremely difficult what oh my God yeah I've only gotten here from [ __ ] ring of dueling what I'm just gonna let my guy walk for a little bit he's got a plan this guy is way more of a plan than you do it's so much more actually okay broken arrows bones blood this ain't the best neighborhood wait no I still have no clue where I'm at this is not not even remotely close to where I thought I was I I just remembered the area I thought I was no longer exist so oh we gotta get the [ __ ] out of here God ain't no goddamn Hill giant oh You Gotta Eat Your cabbages baby oh it's cabbage time I think oh I'm cornered holy [ __ ] don't [ __ ] touch me don't [ __ ] touch me don't oh my god oh coins I need the coin oh get me out of here did you put me what is this this is hell I'm in hell I'm in hell dude there's no way you get out of here yes there is I'm out no way wow oh God what is this what did I just first become a member do you want me to navigate you just directly out of this no no no no okay well I wonder if I ever needed more than 4 HP dude I'm dead I've died hey man you want me to bring you back there that'd probably be a good idea yeah dude no one's ever died doing sheep Shear before me no you're the first person to die is sheepshair I'm the first one dude miles away from the quest oh that's so embarrassing okay so I'm in this room there's a door over here where's my halo where is my where's my beacon uh it got [ __ ] that's all right a little more cabbage this time yeah that's what I was thinking oh wait this is the overhang okay yeah I don't know I went South last time I think if I'm facing north yeah it's almost positive you were gonna die to that yeah yeah I could be [ __ ] anywhere right now dude I definitely didn't get this far last time you know I walked here and I kind of don't have any idea where you are thank God I'm just waiting for a hill giant to pop out of the corner of my screen I'm shaking right now I feel like I've been going left for a while this is a fork in the road I don't know I know I'm not at like the granite mines or something because you have to be a member [ __ ] is this symbol cool Arena I've literally only been to the dollarina once like the new one I have no clue if this is it I think if I get to a statue or some [ __ ] or if I get to a three-lane road I remember a three-lane road was a big deal because they always do roads like this oh my God I think I was at the Del Arena I'm in the middle of the road which is so rare in this video game and then there should be a statue over here I'm assuming this is the statue can't really get a good view on it now it's time to get the hell out of here I know I'm in alcarid and it is not free to get home from here no it's not you walked the exact way I wanted you to walk though like every step of the way what the first time well yeah and then this time too although I I wasn't sure if you're gonna figure out that it was the the new dual Arena I have no idea what the area was that you started me in once this little symbol popped up then I knew it's on a road I have good luck with roads going towards lumbridge oh the grass is green I don't have 10 GP baby it's like we're going around the first gotta died on sheep's here it's an accomplishment if I've ever had one I mean this is obviously just the the Proto type of this concept but I feel like there's a lot we could do with this whole like fog thing there's a lot [Music] wait the rainbow scarf didn't disappear but my beacon did he survived man there's a farmer oh he's in the corner like a creep yeah my friends went to bed they had enough of this [ __ ] I was just thinking now I'm gonna I gotta go put stuff in the bank I can't fit 25 of these things and uh I'm an Ultimate Iron Man I will not be putting anything in the bank it would appear I guess I'll go ahead and start dropping things how do you people deal with this organization management [ __ ] I'm freaking out because I can't hoard all my things I want to put all this stuff in the bank and stare at it for the next year and a half never touch any of it it's pissing me off oh it's 20 volts okay looks like my Dark Twisted hoarding fantasies are coming to life after all watch and learn everybody would appear all the sheep have been removed from the pen ah oh [ __ ] that was the penguin one how could I have known that oh God that's a ram God this is so awesome am I awesome I mean miserable sheep herder would be 10 000 times worse than this go finish this bad boy off [ __ ] try to share another one no what am I doing what am I what am I sure I'm cutting the bags I just cut the farmer's sacks open I let that grain spill everywhere stay the road everything will be fine oh God I just poked a dude I'm sorry I can't see well it's going very well for us let's get back over that guy so this whole fog thing is just an experiment I I think it has a lot of potential for more ideas I definitely like the whole figure out where you are part of it more than anything else questing just kind of seems insignificant and to be honest it's definitely not very fun so I'm gonna play around with a bunch of ideas I have for it and see what we can do here but don't twist my words focketeer is a good guy he did great today watch this attitude change look at this attitude what are you doing I'm a lion I'm gonna talk to you about the thing we've been talking about he's all happy face how you doing getting those balls of wool I don't know I have them in my pocket but I might just [ __ ] stomp on all of them if that that's the kind of attitude you're gonna have there you have it folks we've done two quests in the most miserable possible fashion good work everybody we did this together but together I mean just me but glad you got to witness it this has been fogatier we're gonna I'm gonna go now this could be the end screen I don't have like a cool cinematic for the end screen it's just me you see this top of my head this is the last thing you'll see just me and my head it's the top of my disgusting gross filthy nasty head

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Length: 20min 20sec (1220 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 29 2022