Rudy Ray Moore Full Movie | Petey Wheatstraw : The Devil's Son In Law (1977) | Retrospective

hey [Music] [Music] yes i'm petey weastro the devil's son-in-law the high sherpa [Music] i went with notorious fanny and even made love to old lulavel i took the day back yesterday took the fourth of july and put it in june and made leap year jump over the moon i'm not here to brag nor here to boast i can sit on a tombstone and produce baby ghosts well i can even remember the day i was born it was the day of that great miami florida storm release yourself oh oh my god she's gonna have an elephant is she trying to say my wife screwed an elephant just get me some water lots of hot water hurry it's gonna be all right just hold on oh my god i've never heard a thing like this in my life before oh my gosh oh my god oh my god [Music] [Music] i got it [Music] help me mama you gotta help me come on punch bear down come on yes yes yes he's coming he's coming my god he's coming he's coming it's coming down burn down i mean push push it's alive thank you [Music] [Music] you stop it stop it right this minute boy and you get your little nail ass over there and stand thank you doctor how much do we owe you nothing nothing just let me get that hell out your name will be petey wheat straws [Music] well if it ain't little pity wheat straw you mean punky wheat straw [Music] [Music] oh [Music] do not be alarmed i am a friend it took courage and bravery to fight them as you did i'ma get them back for this even if it takes my whole life imma get all of them one by one would you spend your whole life seeking revenge what do you mean who are you anyway i am banned too and you petey petey we straw wisdom is the way of the world there's much you do not understand son i will teach you the ancient oriental ways [Music] when i was born as a boy [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] i owe you much bantu i am most grateful but there is only one thing that bothers me yes well this is not what i've dreamed of doing with my life i've always wanted to be on stage making people laugh you know uh uh a comedian yeah so i can try and save the world for some of his miseries is it possible yes it's possible stand up you will always love and respect those who always love and respect you you will take no abuse from any man living or dead you will use your wisdom as a weapon against all evil [Applause] [Music] thank you mama what an ace always like women with big asses some ass is for need but this ass is for please i see we have another comedian in the house you still got a lot of ass mama i'll say one thing if this place would catch on fire they'd tell everybody to haul ass you would have to make 10 trips hey man you can't talk to my woman like that shut up shut your ugly old-time ancient ass up if you say one more word to me i'll help that lady take one of her titties and beat the [ __ ] out of you [Applause] and i ain't lying either ladies and gentlemen thank you very much i am what i am and i'm going to be the very best of what i am and for those who don't like me confidentially i don't give a damn i'd like to thank you for letting me be myself thank you ladies and gentlemen katie painting petey wheat [Music] how did we do tonight jeremy over and above peter things look good brother got hurt we got a plane to catch take me with you petey oh sheila we've been through this many times you know the skull baby sheila baby you know how he is with us honey you got to hang on in there you're gonna see that male bitching oh sheila listen you know the business babe i'll send for you next week and what about now what about now baby you know it's only me and you sheila baby don't be so uptight i'll see you get a plane ticket next week hey pretty beautiful man we really did this time we got to do it again real soon y'all tell you something jeremy was a pleasure don't meet the woman but he got something left take it out hang in there doc okay y'all let's get out of here [Music] i hope this little business adventure turns out the way it's supposed to 100 grand is a lot of money this place doesn't look like it holds over 200 people this is not it we got a place on the east side that holds over 2 000 people and i guarantee you this will be the biggest show to hit this city in quite some time with the kind of cashiers you just loaned us we can't miss right skillet right we've checked out all the risks very carefully mr white we're going to give you a 20 return on all your money will be sir no siree i hope not for that kind of money the company can get a little ugly but for some reason i think it's gonna work it's offseason all the good acts are on the road with that kind of money you'll be able to advertise and pull them in now you sure no one's coming into town that's why stop worrying we have no competition for at least three or more months from now right skillet happy times you're right around the corner mr white you about become the luckiest investor of the century [Laughter] yeah i lose and become the most dangerous man in town dangerous for you guys that is i'll keep in touch keep the fail and keep the back row skillet let's get started yeah let's get started right come on over here listen we need singers we need musicians we need dancers look at you the kind of money we got we can do some booking we don't party now that's right we living brother living [Music] nowhere yeah it sounds so good and i'm your daddy the hit man on x e r a radio and moving right along as we told you earlier it's celebrity time the one and only mr excitement himself petey wheat straw what's happening man i'm glad to be back in town you know i'm hoping that steve's then with my all girls floyd show hey i know it's going to be a good show tell us about this because i know it's going to be a write-all situation all i can say is to the people out there in radio land i want to see your face in the place and your feet under the seat so you can put some zip in your hip and slide in your glide just a minute and that's june 15th at [Applause] the 50th [Applause] i got to talk to you about it man you made me blow my damn shot wait a minute i just heard on the radio pity we strong's in town you what he's going to over show here on june the 15th you know we can't stand up for competition you'll kill us for sure you remember what you went to white said about his money if we don't pay him back we're dead finally we're dead what are we going to do right what we're going to do shut up and let me think what you got to be sleeping partner wait i'll call petey on the phone see if i can get him to post more dig it and if that don't work there's other ways to make him give in get willy on the phone quick rack man rack them up well steve you got the joint looking good but you still ain't dead [ __ ] for that small dress room you know peter don't like no small dress room man damn right that dressing room ain't big enough to force you you didn't come here to fall off [ __ ] you came here to do your thing but your dressing room still looks like a [ __ ] out i got it looking like a [ __ ] house because of one reason petey let me tell you the way a person [ __ ] tells if they have love velocity see people that have love in their heart they sit down and they [ __ ] reach for the toilet paper wipe their shitty ass and then they flush it down people that have lost they should sit down and they [ __ ] their shitty ass but because they have velocity before they flush it down they have to turn around and peep at that [ __ ] anybody don't trust their own [ __ ] must have lost me and it still looks like a [ __ ] house can you dig it let me see this we got the posters ready and man we are ready to roll this weekend steve you mean to tell me i've got posters up and we getting ready to open next week but never mind all that peter anyway i'll put my boy right away can i help ted i can no larry you just been the way oh ted you haven't seen your brother in four months why don't you let him come along come on team okay you can help i'll go and get changed and we'll get started matter of fact i'll kick in a few bucks for the little man what speed you are volunteering to pay somebody don't you be so calm on my man oh baby don't worry about it they'll be kidding peter wants y'all to drink up man my latest fix is poo we got to get on out here let's drink a toast to a successful engine god damn don't let his junkies make me sick that's why [ __ ] in the ghetto [Music] damn junkie [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh [Music] y'all got a lot of nerve messing with my car penny junkies that's all you are you're take from your mama you'll even take the limbs off of a tree but i'm gonna kick your ass for messing with me [Music] [Applause] [Music] bye [Music] wow all right you clown up on your feet you going back to my car and put my [ __ ] back just like you found it all right let's go all right move [Music] ladies and gentlemen i want you to remember their faces so you can know who's breaking into your place if they do it to me they'll do it to you so i want you to stick your foot off the ass the next time they do [Applause] [Music] do [Music] but leroy what we gonna do if he's gonna put on the show shut up i'm trying to think will it y'all boss i want you to keep an eye on feeding his boys right i want to know every move they make day and night take some of the boys and call me every hour of the hour right castro bond let's go but leroy if he's gonna put on the show you've said that already he's probably staying at nell's place we'll call him maybe we can get him to change his mind change his mind after we what we did the penny he'll come through that phone and strangle us petey knows the score now he's on our terrain now all we got to do is put a little pressure on him he'll give leroy i don't think we all don't think just get nell on the phone i want to talk to petey like to mix business with pleasure it's always business with you you know how i feel about you no i didn't mean to hurt you baby come over here let's give it a whirl may not even be as bad as i think it is hello yes just a second it's for you now don't be long baby this is going to be the shortest phone call in bell telephones history can you dig it petey fighting brother don't bother me you no business born rat soup eating son of a [ __ ] i want you and that fat slob partner of yours to pay me the money y'all owe me that's exactly what i was calling you for i want to pay you back but on one condition condition my ass is y'all that old me i will condition you i'll put my foot up you and that big bear's ass boat look petey it's getting now at a bad position you see uh we want you to poor spawn your engagement for a few months we borrowed a big piece of money and we can't afford your competition you have the nerve to call me and ask me to cancel my engagement i wouldn't stop my show if you needed ice water in hell so that's the way you want to play her [ __ ] but you know two of us can play that you here why you what was that all about now listen i want you to call jimmy and the boys because the [ __ ] looked like it's done hit the fan what about our little party it'll have to wait this is money business baby as you know romance without finances a damn nuisance yeah i'm still following the jackson dude boss he's hanging posters all over the place we'll rough him up a bit petey won't bend so we'll be in him i'm on it now [Music] um ted the next time you leave are you going to go along i don't know why because when you're going out and i want to talk to him you talk to mama don't you yeah but she's always working she'd be too tired but what do you do in the meantime play basketball cause i'm gonna be a basketball star and skip school yeah mama told me what you've been doing look if you want to be a basketball star you're going to have to stop skipping school you think your boss skipped school no he didn't and neither can you i want you to raise your right hand and swear that you won't skip again come on come on i swear i won't skip no more school if i didn't that i won't need my man now i want you to go inside and tell mama i'd be a little late and not to wait up [ __ ] okay two points [Music] you've been pretty busy today pal too bad you won't be able to work like that tomorrow cause your arms gonna be broke what are you talking about mister larry go inside no i'm still i said go inside [Music] ugh [Music] mary mary oh my god is that my brother i can't see it i feel [Music] i'll talk there it's gonna be all right i saw the whole thing i got the license plates and everything i called the police at the ambulance they're on their way now i won't skip no more school i promise [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] dude [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] take my hands lead me on let me stand [Applause] [Music] i [Music] and the lord taketh away blessed be the name of the lord the lord is my shepherd i shall not want it he makes me to lie down in green party [Laughter] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] petey petey wheat straw petey wait straw who are you man my card loose viper a small mistake on the part of the printer actually it's pronounced lucifer are you responsible for all this madness in most cases i am but in this particular instance i happen to walk upon this disaster you may stand up where am i where am i where am i at your new home pd if everything works out well or if you're wondering peter you're quite dead and what about all of these other people are they the ones that have been shot yes the others are you might say out into lunch but what do you want from me man my mind you're quite direct i like that she will like that too she who we'll talk about that later your problem seems to be right now i have a proposition to offer you pd are you willing to listen your propositions you always wind up on top just like the [ __ ] that you've done to adam and eve oh petey i was young then my salad days my style today is much more sophisticated but what do you want from me now a son ah you got to be sick how in the hell can i give you a son by simply marrying my daughter what's in the deal for me man gaze upon the roots of all this madness issue [Music] well you don't have to worry about petey no more boss he's resting in peace good now that he's resting in peace we can rest in peace too [Laughter] loudly times [Music] i knew it was them two big fat slobby son of a [ __ ] yes they felt threatened by your upcoming shogun time well why kill a little boy like that in cold blood if you would just calm down a moment and listen perhaps we can work things out i'm listening marry my daughter and give her a child and i will arrange it for you to have your life back to strut and fret your hour upon the stage again revenge will be your speedy weak [Music] this straw man you got to be sick well peter prepare to die let your wisdom be your weapon wisdom wisdom wisdom all right i'll marry your daughter and give her this son that you need so badly by the way what does your daughter look like here i hope beauty has nothing to do with our proposition oh hell no man no no no i won't marry a dealer no deal kill me man kill me yes my daughter is quite unfortunate very well petey wisdom wisdom [Music] all right i'll marry her you'll be hearing from me from time to time it will be as though none of this ever happened [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] is all right how could that be jimmy jimmy don't worry about it i'll explain it to you later thank you that's the way it was i'm not lying that's some crazy [ __ ] isn't it crazy yeah but man you're making a deal with the devil you know how things like that turn out and anyway i think i'd rather be dead no matter how much is that the main thing man i'm still alive now listen i can figure out a way to keep from marrying the devil's daughter but the main thing we got to deal with leroy and skillet right now but petey i'm scared now you know how powerful the devil is and if you cross him he's going to be mad as hell i mean heaven oh [ __ ] oh neil you're always wearing now you know i can take care of thanks ted ted are you all right man i ain't gonna rest until i sell with scarface willie right this way [Applause] [Music] that little lady again [Music] come on chump come on fix his ass for kicks this time come on [Music] [Music] [ __ ] too dangerous to have around i'm gonna arrange it so you can be with petey and your kid brother for all time start praying pal wow what's the matter willie the cat got your tongue i want to make you eat this gun i thought yes tell your boss i'm still alive and i'm mad as a haunted in a bummer and his luck is bad so son of a [ __ ] why didn't you let me finish it oh ted that will be revenge on all of them for you don't worry about it let's make it well you're sure it was him you you're sure you got it well how in the hell can he still be alive maybe he missed you i know he was dead nobody could have stood the leg we pumped into him nobody i swear leroy i i saw him get hit two boss he he must have took about four or five slugs well hiding the hell can they still be out there walking around somebody tell me what we gonna do leroy shut up and let me think i gotta think this is killing me let him think everybody let him think oh [Music] what happened to him i think willie's smell was too much for him i i think i'm gonna pass out too will you get your stinking ass out of here get out of here and go clean up and get back here on the double somebody on my window or something down i got it well come on he lives in nell's place right we never did finish our little party the other night and uh now we're all alone and there's no one here to bother us so i'll just take the phone off the hook i'll be damned hello yes just a second it's for you don't be long yes there's two things i neglected to tell you one you will have powers beyond your wildest dreams all you have to do is use my magical cane it contains all of my secrets two you must be careful where and how you use it all you have to do is will the cane pd and my power is yours well thanks for calling who's lou don't worry about it baby let me introduce you to a friend of mine oh at last well i'm gonna put something on you you won't forget get away from me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] oh hello yes just a second it's for you yes i suggest you pick up that cane tonight at the rate your friends skeleton leroy are going they might surprise you at any moment and you do want to protect yourself the next time thanks again hello baby graveyard man a time like this oh [ __ ] pity pity [Music] [Music] sure had a wonderful time tonight oh [ __ ] really blew my lead everybody tell me i did why did i party up in this bad oscar tonight something takes me so damn long to get home mabel's gonna be wondering about me my house looked like it didn't got a little bit small too flavor from the dog baby your baby home out here i know you're already that man yeah we don't want that [Music] that's what i'm gonna do this i don't hear nothing man that's where this [Music] come on [Applause] well no wonder you cold you damn fool you done kicked all the dirt off of you come on let's do what we coming for let's get out of here oh [ __ ] man why you so scared hell this is the graveyard let's put some dirt on it jimmy my dad ain't gonna put nothing on it come on let's get what you gotta get outta here come on man man don't be so scared come on just for a little [ __ ] fairy deal the time come on [ __ ] you come out here to get a tire now you could have got to die in the morning now we can leave i've got what i come here for what's that fun come on come on come on [Music] come on man come on [Applause] what's wrong with you put those cokes in the cooler how many times do i have to tell you that what is that plant done over there put it on the other side of the building right and get up on that ladder and fix that better than that get that [ __ ] down from there and what are you doing move that album over there let's get moving hello [Laughter] mr white [Music] mr white if this ain't the best investment that you ever made in your life i'll stand on my head it's big it's glossier it's not even open yet don't try and sell me sell tickets well there's anybody hunters mr white but good now what about this uh we straw character i understand he's opening a show nearby now i hope he's no competition to you guys uh no siree mr white we already killed that's uh what my father's trying to say we've killed the idea of mr weastraw opening the show here see uh he's a friend of ours okay fine uh hold five tickets for me and my friends front row we'll announce you too mr white nothing's too good for you and your friends nothing's too good maybe this is a good deal after all the wife will love it she goes for stuff like this well i'll see you guys tomorrow night at the opening oh and uh break your legs you like to make jokes oh leroy your feet homes are sure we're dead finally we're dead you know that if i had good people around working peter would have been out the way a long time ago i'm telling you he's got some kind of power or something i mean boston you know i don't believe in that kind of [ __ ] either but it's true it's weird don't give me that supernatural [ __ ] you just didn't do your job no well i'm giving you one more chance if you blow this one i'll knock your ass in the middle of next week and be ready for you again said you understand boss don't butt boss me i want this show stopped oh axe a book you just didn't do your job boy we're going to father turn around [Music] leeroy and skillet has gone too far they want the cake and eat it too you know sick of it well you know how greedy they are plus they've always been jealous of you haven't they jimmy you know how that is honey i ain't got time to even think about skilling i'm sorry i was late i just got off work and my piano player couldn't make it but i can sing acapella frankie and johnny were lovers oh lordy how they could love damn who in the hell is that [ __ ] she must be singing for jimmy who for you i ain't never seen her well she came here and johnny were lovers oh lordy how they could love they started what's going on what the [ __ ] is going [Music] [Applause] on [Music] what's up maybe i told you they came [Music] is [Music] uh [Applause] [Music] were lovers oh lordy how they could love they swore to be true to each other as true as the stars above frankie and johnny were loved hey where's everybody going do i get the job i got another number [Music] [Music] look at that [ __ ] up sucker trying to play for cakes man that's either blow up goddamn george man please give them to him petey somebody is going to get her huh we got to get this [ __ ] straight now go and get tickets to leroy and skillet your damn record i think we need to go but petey are you crazy don't you know what they'll do to you i'm gonna give them an opening that they will never forget damn right [Music] this is my wife joanne and her sister babs good evening my my she's more lovely than you ever described right this way folks i got a front wait table for you right this way [Applause] [Applause] bye [Music] [Music] hey man don't i know you from somewhere hell no mon you don't know me jimmy i'm so sick and tired of these americans talking about they know me let's get the girls in here come on do not be like that man we come to see your show why not we're going to enjoy something not worried about it very well step aside you stack space son of a beach have a good evening [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh [Music] thank you thank you you've been listening to the soul sounds of crying them and her it is show time now so let's welcome to the flow two of the funniest men in show business none other than leroy and skillet [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] ladies and gentlemen let me introduce to you the ones that made it possible for me and skillet to bring this big show to you tonight seated right here in front of you is none other than mr and mrs white and that beautiful guest give them a great round of applause what's going on i heard you were smart father i am smart he's smart i'm smart yeah if you're so smart ask me this as you would if you had 23.18 in one pocket 23.18 in one pocket and 13.42 in the other pocket 13 and 42 cent another pocket what would you have i have on somebody else's pants they sure wouldn't be mine [Applause] now petey do it now i'm draws your leg whitey you're gonna choke your full self to death [Music] leroy what's the matter with you i don't know skillet i opened my mouth and it just came out sorry folks i hope you didn't get offended if my partner gets carried away a little bit at a time speaking of carried away they should carry this [ __ ] away sitting on that blue satin bed sheet what's the matter mama you think a [ __ ] don't know a bed sheet when they see one [Music] leroy you gonna get us killed man i really don't know what's happening it's working needy it's working sorry folks i hope we didn't put too much water in your damn drinks you [ __ ] moving right along folks we'd like to bring our next act to you so let's meet and greet miss jamie small come on i am [Music] what happened i will fix both of them for good [Applause] sound like they tend to play us apart [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] i'm gonna take you apart piece by piece and i'm gonna kill you like you killed my brother [Music] what's the matter willy oh [Applause] leroy what is it skillet you should remember what i told you over there money is the root of all evil well it's gonna look like they've been getting next to our roots [Music] that'll take care of them too big fat slobby son of a [ __ ] head on peter let's go oh jimmy where's ted don't you tell me man don't you take me ted it's over it's over man come on come on let's go it's over come on well pet what do you think is he oh he's he's definely sexy and he's all yours my pet now we can make preparations for your wedding oh father my joy is is as boundless as the sea and just as deep for both are infinite [Music] [Music] see you later [Music] hey baby what's happening these young women i knew i'd get you someday in your trap [Music] baby please [Music] don't kill him ma'am i have one wish i will grant you what might it be he's a dog he's a damn dog just turn him into a little black hook that wish will be granted i got the power mama that's how i got the power thank you mister come on sugar mom i'm gonna take you on and get you some dinner some dog food now [Applause] [Music] good morning miss can you tell me where to find mr wheat straw mr petey wheat straw he's not here right now but i'm his personal secretary can i help you not really i much prefer to speak to him myself do you have any idea when he will be back later on this afternoon are you sure i can't quite sure young lady quite sure you give him this card and you tell him to contact me right away bye it was old the next minute was all brand new oh i'll get old streets y'all [Applause] never do it anymore did you hear me you hear me but that i'm gonna comb [Music] [Applause] [Music] a whipped and open soul looking through the eyes of a small a gentle child isn't so [Applause] [Music] milk [Music] [Music] a small degree [Applause] [Music] little baby sometimes i get lonely [Music] help me [Applause] come on baby [Music] [Music] blessing child uh [Music] right baby [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] a man came by here looking for you a man what was his name well he left his card it was right there i don't know what happened to it well what did he look like a weirdo [ __ ] that's all i've been running into since i've been in years weirdos one after another well this one was really strange he wouldn't tell me what he wanted now i've got to get my act together for the opening i'm going upstairs and rehearse i don't want to see anyone well i'll make sure you are not disturbed thanks now good afternoon petey there's no need for that it's me lou oh lou how have you been i've been fine petey you saw your heroic act today he's a little boy he was mine you know you shouldn't use that cane so loosely well it was lying around doing nothing so i thought i would put it to some use you haven't forgotten our deal have you petey i've kept up my end of the bargain now it's your turn i wouldn't miss it for the world i'm looking forward to it good then prepare yourself for the wedding tomorrow why so soon i don't you think one good deed deserves another where is this wedding going to take place down there of course incidentally you can give me the can i need this cane for another day okay i suppose it'll be all right just as long as you don't interfere with any of my actions don't have to worry i won't give you any trouble very good i'll pick you up tomorrow night about 11 30. i'll be waiting lou why should i say pop it doesn't matter just marry her so i can rest goodbye petey goodbye father petey how did that man get in there i've been right here all day just call jimmy and get him on the phone i'll explain later look like the [ __ ] is going to hit the fan petey who was that man that's lucifer oh satan himself i knew it i could feel something strange about him petey what are you gonna do now don't ask so many questions do as i say call jimin right away okay all right jimmy i got to find a way to keep her bearing this ugly [ __ ] this hoe is so ugly she can scare a hungry bulldog off the back of a meat truck call lucio up and tell him you got the claps and you want to take a few years to clear your system up man that's not a few year affair that's only a few day affair well y'all tell them you got the alabama collapse i got it now give me the phone but the [ __ ] is still ugly enough to break daylight with her [ __ ] now what you're fixing to do i'm gonna call lucifer you don't need to call him you know he got an ugly [ __ ] hello lou listen i've got a question to ask you yes i'd like to go into meditation meditation what do you mean meditation well my father was a guru and he said to me son my only son says it would be nice if you would meditate before your wedding do you have to yes oh father would like it luke very well just as long as you are there i'll be there but lou remember i will be in deep meditation [Music] meditation man you know about no damn meditation jimmy you know you used to be good at making things yeah so what does that mean i want you to make a mess that looks like me and we'll go and get a wine oh and we'll dope that sucker up not with wine but with the heavy [ __ ] we'll put that mass on him when lou comes to pick me up we let him take him and by the time he find out it ain't me we'll be all the way across country now where you gonna find a wine down at the dew drop in if you go down there just like that you'll drop in [Music] there one is over there jimmy where oh you see him right there man look at that ass on again you know he's too fat you're right he is all butt and gut but he'll do let's dope up that son of a gun and carry him don't lose well give me this [ __ ] then let me get him ready when i get him set up i want y'all to come right out there soon i get him turn around and do it to him here get him ready [Music] what's happening uncle jesus i haven't seen you in three years man i've been back in town a week i've been looking for where you been uncle jake you'll be my uncle now you fat rascal you and everything else i want you to be [Music] damn looks just like petey how long will this match last jimmy at least a couple days good i'll tell my father not to disturb my meditation for a couple of weeks what about y'all's honeymoon yeah suppose that ugly bro one song and she started playing around with that damn rhino when nothing happens there jill know how i feel don't worry don't worry she will never know the difference but peter suppose lucifer finds out we don't cross them man you know this shit's gonna fly listen i'd rather for the [ __ ] to fly than for me to have to marry that ugly [ __ ] but you know that weird dude don't take no [ __ ] just remember one thing what's that i've got his cane and that makes me just as powerful as he there it is it's finished all right let's put it on the winehoe and see how it fits well petey there you late and here you stand but if all loose will find out i'm telling you it's gonna be some [ __ ] in the same it's weird petey looks just like you well kiss my aunt rhoda's ass do start resembling me okay what we do call my father and tell him that i am ready to be picked up where am i supposed to sleep tonight baby stay here ain't nothing but a wine or he'd be out for two three days petey i'm not staying here with no derelict i'll tell you what we'll read a motel room for tonight peter i still think you're the married of your ass can figure out how to get you a divorce when you get down in hell don't worry about it it'll work let's cover the window up and get the hell out of here [Music] so damn time sure it's going slow it's only three o'clock i wish we could get this [ __ ] over with this word and the hell out of me and why'd you have to me to have my place man oh petey i'm so scared i mean what if something goes wrong may never see each other again now don't worry about it everything's gonna be all right baby [Music] don't worry about it everybody just smile uh good afternoon petey and friends good afternoon father ah i really feel great just great well father why are you here so soon i thought you were coming down about 11 o'clock tonight oh peter came by to give you a pre-wedding gift if your friends will excuse you for a while i'm going away with my father for a little while i want y'all to take care of the poor can you dig it father i hope i'll see you later wait a minute man when the hell are we going my you're quite edgy pre-wedding jitters i suppose i want to know about this gift you've been telling me just up the street petey come along man if you got to run for it it must be a groovy situation that's the spirit oh father why are you bringing me here look like this place been closed for years [Music] come on [Applause] damn father you having trouble trying to find a husband for your daughter you ain't gonna never find a wife for your son that's not my son your very own bachelor party petey father there's no one here but us but father how in the world when i was young i always wanted one never did [Music] have fun petey [Music] [Laughter] [Music] wow [Music] [Laughter] [Music] aah [Laughter] i'll never forget this ragdual shack if i ever get a chance i'll damn she'll come back a gift from my father that's against the law but you girls will always remember oh petey wheat straw [Laughter] when the hell is petey should have been here hours ago what time is it jimmy it's almost eleven o'clock now i supposed to be calling a man in a few minutes i figured what in the hell you been wanna be able to pick you up in a few minutes hard and hardy is everything ready take a look at yourself good when they come to pick me up i want you all to act very sad that i'm leaving and when they leave let's meet over nell's place okay hey hey stay here they're coming in right now the time has arrived oh petey what [Music] petey wheatstraw must come with us he's waiting sir but be very careful nothing because you do not want to disturb his deep meditation goodbye petey we're going to miss you so much [Music] uh [Music] um [Music] [Music] [Applause] my dear [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] hmm how could he do that course he still has that cake get that cane and bring that wretched teeny week fraud of me i knew it i knew it petey i told you wasn't gonna work oh my apartment must be a wreck petey maybe you should have married her now you got to be sick [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah [Applause] oh pity they were horrible [ __ ] i was scared to death the cane is the strength as long as we can keep it we have nothing to fear then what we're supposed to live together forever the cane we can keep it until we can get out of town it will protect us let's make it we're going to catch the first thing smoking i haven't made a complete food now retribution is due petey wheat straw bring the dirty dog to me i'll fix his ass you are my chosen disciples the prides of my kingdom [Music] and go and bring petey wheat straw we all please hurry up we late we gotta catch the damn place jimmy we're hurrying as fast as we can petey what about my apartment what the hell with this apartment we've got to make it let's get out of here [Music] [Music] right [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] come on and sit down for a minute hey what's happening now we gotta do [Music] something [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] 12. stop fighting at once or the woman died petey petey please help me bark and time again p.d come on you all just you pd and bring my cane with you jimmy go and get your car park it out front i'll be down in a minute [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] i trusted you pity wheat straw and you made a fool of me i could kill you petey and feel nothing but i have a better idea you will marry my daughter and i will see to that she makes every breath you draw a prayer for death forever what about now i have no use for how she may go jesus [Music] [Music] [Music] there jimmy you gotta do something now we gotta help him we gotta go up there or something i'm not going up there he told me stay in the car i'm not going up there now [Music] now [Music] uh jimmy what can you take me home for a minute hell no jimmy look i gotta get my money i gotta get my makeup my underwear i need my things no no i'm not going nowhere i'm sitting right here at the pedicure oh jimmy's just right up the street we'll make it back in time oh [ __ ] please [Music] okay [Music] uh wait wait pity we're friends i trusted you petey you must trust me you can't trust the devil any fool knows that daniel webster trick and you still brought your little ass back this time is over no more hearty can pain i'm going to destroy your ass [Applause] [Applause] [Music] peace uh there he is there he is that's speedy yeah i know when i told him we shouldn't have left in the first place where's he going it's over it's over he must take that off [Music] are you been petey think you'd ever see us again huh petey now you may kiss the bride [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] when i was born [Music] we know [Music] a superstar [Music] terror to all of those who's trying to cross him once before [Music] these things are going well for me then [Music] up you

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Length: 100min 10sec (6010 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 26 2021