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how could you monsters - this is my sweet child can you made him ugly what do you have to say for yourselves bar slash entitled parents our first story that we'll be reading today entitled dad thinks that his five-year-old son should be doing benches at the gym gets arrested by a user Jay - robot and after that how a brat of a kid ended up causing a movie style chase scene from user mo Nestor and after that yes my child's artist name just happens to be your name from user mythos Felton after that entitled parent explodes at my mother for paying attention to cousin on cousin's birthday then forgetting her flowers and encouraging her from user little happy feets thank you to our authors for letting us read your stories and if you're an author who would like to see your stories on the channel please submit them to the our / mr. reddit subreddit and welcome to the newest members of the re army Clavijo Jordan and Val and if you're new join the re army by subscribing for new stories from reddit every single day entitled dad thinks that his five-year-old son should be doing benches at the gym gets arrested so this is my first time posting in this sub English is my second language but not good at it so sorry if I make any mistakes while writing this happened a few months ago but whatever too long didn't read at the bottom so just some context I just got a new job at a sort of Country Club I do paperwork filing membership at a desk near the front of the gym this story happens just when my shift starts at the gym one had to be above the age of 12 to enter as long as you are with an adult 14 to enter alone and you need to be 16 to enter the Black matted area it's the weightlifting area where people deadlift benchpress and do any exercise involving weights we've got me the entitled dead entitled kid receptionist and security officer let's begin so I'm sitting at my desk chatting with the receptionist basically chillin there was probably 15 people in the gym and four of them in the black matted area out of the dark enter entitled dead and entitled kid now entitled dad looked like a hippie wearing a tank top and a pom-pom hat it was currently winter in Canada entitled kid then said hi um where can I do some bench presses I giggle on the inside I don't think that you would be allowed to bench but you can surely do some cardio over there I pointed the treadmills but I want to lift he actually said that I'm sorry kid but you're too young hey Opie I had a name card how bout you shut up and move on one kid bench pressing won't do anything to you I'm shocked his entitled dad so entitled to his five-year-old son doing bench presses like does he have any common sense listen if you want your five-year-old son to be bench pressing you gotta go to another gym it's simply the rules I don't give a hoot my son will be jacked while your fat butt will be in the hospital I'm just dumbfounded right now as I am writing this I still can't believe how little brain cells entitled dad had to my luck receptionist steps in and saves me from eternal heck I think you heard Opie he said the rules your son can't benchpress here as a matter of fact your son shouldn't even be allowed in here he is way too young dumb girl go down okay the entitled dad an entitled kid walk up to the black matted area while receptionist contacts security entitled kid then tries to pick up a 20-pound dumbbell and fails to do so because of that I'm honestly worried that entitled kid will try to bench and get hurt while doing so thank God because as entitled kid sat down on the bench security and receptionist arrived now security is like six foot seven and jacked so he's pretty intimidating sir you and your son must leave this building or else we will be contacting authorities entitled dad starts screaming I am trying to work out can't you num-nums go away no everyone else in the gym heard this and are shocked as they are walking towards entitled dead sir you have to leave now standing directly in front of him an entitled dad noticing his height I say sir just leave now before you get arrested but Dad you said that I will get ripped today don't worry entitled kid see you are making him cry entitled kid honestly looked like he just wanted to leave at this point listen in title Ted you will be arrested for trespassing the police are already on their way like heck I am who the heck do you think you are to kick me out of the gym I know the manager your numbnuts oh I will get you fired Opie right now I know for a fact that the police are already in the building and he is trespassing so I'm just laughing on the inside at how delusional this entitled dad is so entitled kid now is wanting to leave so he's hiding behind entitled dad and simply tugging on his arm the police enter police say sir are you refusing to leave this property no they are attacking me because I'm wide while I'm dying of laughter because according to entitled dad if you're white then you're right sir put your hands behind your back but no buts dad you said that I'll work out shut up entitled kid I'm frickin done with you do parents nowadays Bowl this crap so their children can profit it's honestly ridiculous so entitled dad is arrested for trespassing and resisting arrest honestly some people now are completely delusional and think that they can do whatever they want I really feel like some people in Canada are more cringeworthy I guess the lesson of this story is to follow the rules I think next we've got how a brat of a kid ended up causing a movie style chase scene three days ago I was in New York talking about an entitled dad his children and the deli waitress who was an absolute legend now we're in Santa Monica with an entire entitled parade going on I landed in California two days ago and one of the minor reasons I'm here is because Pokemon go is very popular at the famous boardwalk let me tell you right now this story would have ended differently had I not had my friends with me cast we've got entitled mother and entitled father and entitled son I'm not gonna say how old because it ruins the story we have entitled daughters one and entitled daughters two both are either seven two nine and then we have their grandfather so I'm traveling the u.s. these next few weeks because I'm looking into colleges to go to after my current one I traveled here to California landed and met friend and nice best friend here where we all agreed to share a room on the coast very expensive yesterday I went to University of California got info and we left that evening us three decided to check out the boardwalk and we were heavy Pokemon go players we decided that we would split up and see what we could catch do some gyms etc about APM rolls around and we're all hanging out again near a food vendor with our new finds and gym battles that's when I noticed these three kids across from us with their phones out and the boy looks upset he starts storming over to me so I nudge friend for him to notice forget this I can't fight this what's your deal anyways you got no life or something these two girls come walking over while nice best friend is now on this my friend was like what the heck is your problem you're looking for a fight he shows us his phone and it's the gym we all captured together with our Pokemon in them disclaimer my Pokemon is at 3,500 friend has won almost at 4,000 and nice best friend has hers at 3,000 and title daughter one was like give big bro his title back and the other daughter was like yeah ah he always treats us right when he wins that was a legit phrase she said I kid you not nice best friend says so why we got a gym now you got to take it from us yeah seriously what did you expect from this game take them out so I can win that's completely unfair sorry man but that's part of the game my friend says what are you gonna do go cry about it to your parents shut up don't make me hurt you you guys are wimps you won't hit me I dare you my friend says kid if you try to hit me I guarantee I'll knock you out as if there was a hand from God giving him the boost entitled son takes a swing at my friend and without hesitation moves over to the left to avoid being punched so the kid hits the food stand behind him then in one swift motion friend pops this kid in the face knocking him down onto the floor and title daughter one runs over to her brother while untitled daughter two runs away presumably to go get his parents nice best friend Opie I bet you ten dollars you're getting another reddit story I'll take those chances not even ten seconds later my poll baby sure enough here comes the obvious Caryn with her daughter's being yanked behind her as they stormed through the crowd to find her beloved son on the floor with blood coming out of his nose how could you monsters do this he is my sweet child and you made him ugly what do you have to say for yourselves my friend goes that runt started it friend was immediately rewarded with high-fives from both me and nice best friend soon enough this man in his late thirties helping an older man in his early 60s comes up to the scene and starts complaining at us too entitled father says Karen what's happened here her actual name is Karen what are the odds according to entitle daughter to my baby was trying to talk to these boys and was assaulted immediately nice best friend had her jaw dropped basically Ian's friend had this look of like here we go again and I already felt my wallet filled 10 bucks heavier grandpa says sure there's more to it than that dad these people hurt your grandson you're not upset grandfather did nothing but stand back and watch entitled father was treating his son entitled daughter 1 and 2 started running around and knowing the other people who are watching and entitled mom was up in our face like we did something wrong mommy is mad daddy is mad how about I call the police on you three boys and ruin your lives for assaulting a child my friend goes how old is this kid he looks like he's in his 20s it probably is still living with his parents must mean he didn't get into college shut up both of you my husband works for the State Police people and we will be happy to send you to the island prison nice best friend says are you talking about Alcatraz the prison that's closed he was stupid kid I hope you get messed up and some inmates bite your head off nice best friend had her hair tied up behind her and she had a baseball cap on her clothes were fairly loose and you couldn't see her figure we pieced it together later why she couldn't tell grandpa says don't mind Karen she's just flustered right now my friend was like listen to your elders they know better than you do hey sir how old is that boy what's that have to do with anything you hit my boy not you I meant your grandpa he's 25 karen treats him like a king so he thinks he is one I do not you just don't know the new style of parenting giving him $500 when he has to go to the movies during finals week and going to Disneyland every other weekend with your daughters is the new parenting not funny dad entitled son had gotten up off the ground at this point and was mad he hopped up and charged straight at us in a moment of dumb ideas we took off and spread out immediately I ran towards the nearby stairs and bolted through the sand friend a nice best friend also split up and I ran elsewhere I turn around and I guess because I picked the stairs that were literally in I shot entitled Sun ran after me I'm gonna be honest here I'm not gonna make up a lie like I ran track so I dusted him or I'm a pro wrestler so I fought him or anything like that I'm actually a bit out of shape so it didn't take long for entitled son to catch up to me but one thing about me is that I'm quick to move I can duck and turn on a dime like you wouldn't believe so every time entitled son got close to me I dug to avoid a punch he might have thrown then start running a different way at some point he learned so he started kicking if I had to guess this lasted for about five minutes then my brain decided to run into a nearby parking lot at this point I'm winded and so his entitled son if I had to guess there was still plenty of cars parked so I ran behind a truck ducked down and rolled underneath I could see entitled son run around the truck and go straight past me without detecting me as I'm waiting I pull out my air pods then call friend while I'm on the phone I get out from the truck and start heading back to the pier my friend dude where are you me probably half a mile skinnier than what I was earlier where do you a nice best friend balance to I booked it to the underside of the pier nice best friend went to the changing room and just hidden there smart I think I lost this entitled kid when I hid under a random truck I found are you serious you hid under a truck sure why not just meet us at the hotel I think I've had enough entitled jerks for one trip and sure enough we made it to the hotel without getting caught the first thing we did was we use the group chat we have to tell our sides of the stories then we left to go get food and that's about it no police as far as we can tell but one heck of an exercise moral of the story make sure you take on your friends bed you'll often win next we've got yes my child's the artists name just happens to be your name hello everyone I've been lurking for a while and finally got something to post please forgive any errors in my post as this is my first time posting anything text related and I'm on mobile I do also apologize for the embarrassingly long story it's just that I like to be detailed so usual cast overview time me we've got the entitled teen be entitled mom art friend and cool teacher so quick little backstory site and fall this happened Friday last week and I'm 15 I am a fledgling artist do lots of sketches and a couple color attempts but I'm one of the few artists in my school that openly does art usually at lunch or once my work is done now story time it's an average Friday in my school kids are loud classes are long and I'm drawing I go through my first couple classes like always before I get to my third period I open my backpack and set my drawing book on my desk before I exit the classroom to use the restroom not really worrying about anything when I get back my book is gone I look all around ask a few students I know if they've seen it but it doesn't turn off I then go throughout my day without it attempting to figure out who could have taken it eventually it's lunchtime and I noticed a group of about 10 kids crowded around something in the quad normally I'd walk by without a thought but I figured if it was something neat maybe it would brighten my day when I peer over the shoulder of the student in front of me I blink once then realize what's happening a boy from my math class was showing off my drawings and claimed that they were all his own design I almost shoved the other students out of the way and stood in front of the boy who smiled at me like I was there to admire his artwork those are mine what those drawings they're mine I drew all of them personally dude no you didn't I drew this talonflame myself a gesture to the piece of art my best friend asked me to draw like it was nothing special the other kids seem to realize that our conversation was getting tints and began heading to lunch go away not until you give me my drawings back he continued to claim he was the real owner for a while before I realized I had him with a few drawings flip to the tenth page it has my name in pin on it he did so as he had erased my name from every other page with a smirk which faded when he saw my first and last name in black ink on the page with my drawing I really like Pokemon he then tried to leave and I obviously tried to stop him but lunch then ended and a teacher told us to get to our separate classes I was left fuming until the day ended and when it did I went to the front office to wait for the boy about five minutes after classes ended and most students were leaving I spotted him I caught him before he could leave the building give me back my drawings I don't know I yeah don't play games with me you crap you have it you saw my name and I want it back give it back now and I'll tell nobody about this he kept trying to weasel his way out of my grip I had grabbed his arm before our woman came up to me excuse me what are you doing to my son miss he stole my notebook from me and I want it back if he gives it back I'll leave him alone she looked skeptical before sighing you'll probably miss understanding I just got him a new notebook so maybe it just looks like yours I gave her a really look before she gestured to her son show him your drawings so he knows it's not his I realized I had him because my name was on one of the drawings he flipped through the drawings and tried to skip to the suicune before I put my hands on the page to stop him that's my name honey it's just his artists name I literally just stared at her with a look of disbelief all artists have one i then pulled out my student ID and showed her my name see spelled perfectly like my name capitalization and all it's just a coincidence that's all she also tried to leave but I wouldn't let go of her son or my book miss tell your son to let go of my book and I will let you to be on your way it's his book you brat does all his drawings he'll just jealous of his talent she continued to raise her voice before cool teacher walked over hey Opie what's going on here oh good a teacher this boy is trying to steal my son's art book it has my freakin name in it both recoil down my language then cool teachers bulk all right calm down let's get to the bottom of this Opie why do you think this is your book because it was stolen during math which I have with this kid it has my drawings in it and it has my first and last name in it okay good now why is it your book the boy and his mother made a jumble of excuses that just ended up confusing cool teacher he took the book and looked it over without opening it it has no name on it I forgot to put mine I still don't know if I can say it's yours he had only seen my book from last year so I don't blame him as he began to open it arms wrapped around me art friend hugged me from behind hey art friend what's happening here the mother stepped forward this boy is trying to steal my son's book cool teacher looked up from the first page calm down miss they just want to know what's happening they have no say in this they would probably just say it's his because they know him cool teacher looked at art friend who he knows I often draw with and had an idea he flipped to a page with an incomplete drawing and asked art friend have you seen Opie drawing this yeah he drew it in Lit but didn't finish the woman opened her mouth before art friend turned to the page with suicune he also drew this for me last week there's his name see the boy seemed to be regretting his choices while the mother seemed ready to explode cool teacher remained calm mystery solved here you go Opie he gave me my book and turned to the mother as me and art friend left to go to the library where we talked until our parents picked us up I came back today the next Monday and wasn't bothered by the boy at all once again I apologize for the embarrassing length of the story next we've got entitled parent explodes at my mother for paying attention to cousin on cousin's birthday then for getting her flowers and encouraging her this is a two-part thing that happened years ago and the story that I read on reddit reminded me of it for reasons like the following story we don't visit most of my mother's side of the family anymore not even for holidays because of drama like this this has been posted once before on another reddit thread we've got my mom we've got the entitled aunt where you've got my cousin and me my aunt is pretty touchy and can be rather entitled years ago my mother came to visit my cousin for her birthday cousin was super excited to have us there after my mother had a long conversation with entitled aunt mother struck up a conversation with cousin and she attempted to give her a present and titled aunt hated not being the center of attention 24/7 and kept butting into the conversation to try and turn the spotlight back on herself becoming increasingly irritated when my mother would nod politely to entitle the aunt give a small reply and continue conversation with cousin it was cousin's birthday after all and cousin was the reason why my mom was visiting after a few minutes of this entitled an exploded in anger shrieking at mother for ignoring her that how did you give cousin all the attention and promptly kicked out and banned mother from the house before proceeding to shun her for years yes years it wasn't the first time she's done this mother told me the shunning is typically carried on for years at a time mother did want to cut off contact as she knew this was unhealthy behavior but being a former foster kid coming from not-so-great homes she clung to the only family she really had after a while and titled aunt began talking to mother again as if nothing had ever happened mother cautiously let her back into our lives and entitled and even began to teach me Spanish a while later things were going fairly smoothly an entitled aunt was still her strange self and much of the Spanish lessons felt like a therapy session for entitled aunt where she over shared her entire life to me instead of teach it was awkward a grown woman talking about seriously private matters to a young teenager and seeking advice when I was supposed to be learning smoothly until entitled and broke her leg mother paid her a visit bringing a pot of flowers with a gift for entitled and my brother and I came along the moment we walked through the door entitled and saw the flowers and narrowed her eyes instantly upset and barked at mother to take them away saying the cats could eat them and died some species of plants are toxic to cats I'll give her that but the way she said it was pretty abrupt and harsh and she never once thanked mother for the gesture or was even remotely thankful mother was immediately apologetic as she had no idea seeing the tension my brother and I trailed into an adjoining room to talk to cousin thankfully she's nothing like her mother as we watched this situation unfold all seemed fine his mother had appeased entitled aunt by promising to take the flowers away and entitled and began to rattle on and on whining endlessly about her broken leg for about an hour complaining about how no one would come visit her mother sympathized with her then offered some encouraging words something along the lines of I hope it gets better soon entitled aunt snapped screamed about mother's uplifting attitude shrieking that it meant mother he didn't care about her and that mother wasn't feeling sorry enough for her mother was stunned as she had just been drawing a help entitled aunt feel better entitled that ranted on and on shrieking about how nobody cared and how dare mother do what she did I gave mother a let's go look and we promptly left cousin giving me a sheepish look on the way out I told mother she didn't need to keep seeing entitled aunt if this was the minefield we would be walking on and she agreed this had been the last straw for her entitled aunt called a few days later to set up a Spanish lesson with me but I firmly told her that I didn't appreciate how she treated my mother and that I didn't want to speak to her until she apologized but that I likely wouldn't want to speak to her after either somehow I didn't get yelled at too entitled and eventually apologized because her little private therapist me wouldn't talk to her anymore but the damage was done we haven't seen entitled an in years but I still talk to cousin safe for a great aunt's funeral were entitled aunt tried to make the event about her and cousin interrupting memories and discussions about the great aunt with a boasting of entitled aunt's accomplishments and not seeing her anymore is fine with us entitled aunt can keep her soggy psycho Pringle of a personality all to herself trouble me in the comments oh I'm going to take your phone to my son and congrats to our regionals of the day Rachel edge Lea a your fellow drunkard and Tendo that's all for now but don't be blue I'll be back soon with more stories for you remember to listen to mr. reddit every night so your dreams will be wonderful like you are and bright [Music] you

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Length: 27min 13sec (1633 seconds)

Published: Wed May 22 2019