r/prorevenge - The Greatest Sales Report (A Pro Revenge Story)

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hey everyone and welcome back to story time my name is jake and today we're gonna be looking at the subreddit are such Pro revenge where people tell us their best stories of how they got revenge on someone they didn't like don't poop on your own doorstep so this one's been happening over the past few months and it's hilarious so I live on a little street with about seven houses with the only student house in the area and so we're often a target for people looking to make quick money by blaming us because they think it's easy to get us into trouble this lady thought wrong so I'm walking back from University when I'm accosted by a middle-aged woman in her dressing gown and slippers hey you I stopped because I'm trying to be polite to the neighbors the locals have a local hate students group who vandalized student property to try and make us leave so I tend to overcompensate to make our household look good hi how are you you vandalized my car you seeing the irony here I cross the road to where the dumb woman is stood and where her car is parked and asked pardon you dumb woman did you not hear me I said you vandalized my car she was really trying to sell that i fund alized her car when I was on the other side of the road and she knew that I'm sorry I think you've got the wrong person the dumb woman points a huge scrape down the side of her car and I winced that poor thing must have been beaten up pretty badly but I had nothing on me that could have inflicted that much damage I explained that the binman destroyed my moped still in for repairs so they might have caught her car too and her eyes light up a moped I nod so you're the little brat who parks on my drive our house has a big driveway enough for four cars and is obviously right outside my house so I tell her no I haven't been parking on her drive especially because my bike was destroyed and has been gone for over two weeks you're a liar she's like spitting in my face at this point I have photos of your bike blocking my drive from three days ago that's why I was parked on the road and that's why my car got totaled okay I not may I see the photos the dumb woman is all too happy to whip out her phone and share the photos of what she proudly believes to be my moped a fire-engine red piece of scrap that to be honest was well beyond saving even before the binman mangled her except isn't my bike ma'am I hate to be rude but that's a mobility scooter cue the screaming and shouting about how rude teenagers are I'm 21 and how we university students always disrespect the locals she tells me that I must think she's an idiot I do for thinking that she's wrong about my bike she was so I take a deep breath and say ma'am I'm in a rush but you are really wrong about the bike maybe ask a next-door neighbor I kind of lady who owns a mobility scooter but is a little forgetful about why she parks her scooter on your drive I walk away and think nothing of it except now she's left her totaled car on our private property instead of her her own Drive after running our fence that blocks the drive down and complaining to our landlady about antisocial behavior there isn't any by the way with four reclusive students who stay in all night watching Netflix with our headphones in and she's also like five houses down from us so she definitely wouldn't be able to hear the noise she was describing pretty much the whole neighborhood is shunning us at this point as the dumb woman has been spreading lies about our behavior telling everyone that we vandalized her property so it's only fair that she uses our driveway as compensation I feel responsible for her behavior as I should have shut her down immediately rather than letting this drag out so I sit in my room nothing new here and hatcher plan the next morning I walk past her house and watches the dumb woman lets her dog out watches it take a crap on public pavement and then shrug and walk away bingo according to our local council this is an offense which she can get fined for as it's vandalism and obstruction of council property so every morning as I walk to get my train I take a photo of the turds some fresh some crusty and some smeared across the pavement by some poor sod who stood in it then I email everything to my local councillor who is fuming that's someone fully able-bodied is allowing their dog to do this without cleaning it up she gets fined 1,000 pound with a threat of more if she continues to do so I heard this from my neighbor is he was friends with the council worker who handled the case and guess what she did and the more the dog pooped the more I reported it she racked up four thousand pounds of fines just for dog poop alone and I didn't even report her trespassing on private property but apparently she'd spoken to the council worker who was a newbie and pressured him until he let slip that a neighbor had reported it and of course she happened to one realize it was me and to know where I live she hammered on my door screaming about how she was going to drown my cat I don't have one my name is cat just loves me smash my window and then catch me when I was walking home now my roommate is also a recluse I've said in previous post that he basically stays in his room and only leaves to go to uni or grab a beer and some food but he is angry at the way this lady is screaming at me he stomps downstairs Yanks the door open while she's mid scream and glares down at her he's six foot seven tall and a rugby player so he's basically a walking muscle if I didn't know that he liked to cry at anime while hooking us on the sofa I think he was terrifying but this lady wasn't privy to this information so she looks up at this angry massive northerner and just trembles as he says in a very low threatening voice you need to get off our property and take your car if you so much as blink at my roommate and I hear about it I'll not only call the council for the dog poo you flung in our driveway but I'll call the police for damage to property and harassment now get lost lady safe to say she ran faster than I've ever seen her run last week I heard from the neighbor that the council worker had sold her car for scraps she never got the thing fixed just to pay off the 4,200 pounds of fines she'd racked up and every time I walk to the train station and see the mobility scooter parked on her drive it feels like another little win in my 35 years of being in sales and sales management that was by far the most interesting performance review I have ever witnessed I was working with b2b sales company we sold services companies basically and this company had managed to hire the most incompetent lazy and jealous sales manager I have ever come across we were a team of five salespeople and a sales manager all five of those salespeople hated our sales manager from various reasons but we liked her personally I was the top salesperson on the team I was sitting a hundred and seventy percent of my yearly objective and was well on my way to President's Club this is largely because I was the only sales person on the team with real sales experience and the sales manager was too incompetent to train a team so my VP came down for our yearly performance reviews and I was called in first it was my VP and missus be shot for not a nice lady I was expecting a positive performance review right off the bat mrs. B hits me with sting you know our location hasn't been performing at objective for a number of years and we suspect this is because salespeople are misrepresenting their daily work I'm a taken back sting I don't think you're actually doing what you say you are doing in your CRM this is something that could get you fired I looked at mrs. bate and I said really she said yeah I hit her back with I'm shocked you decided to go this route mrs. B with a confident smile said hmm we got to do what it takes to get this location on objective I said all right let's play a game mrs. B pick a day any day in the CRM and let me prove to you that I went to all my appointments and did all my stops as recorded well sting I'm not saying you never go in the field I just think some days you stay at home and put in BS notes about the CRM I said mrs. B pick a day any day pick a day you'd think I'd lied about my sales activities so mrs. B picks a day now I'm smiling ear to ear and I'm heated right now I know it's the VP is smiling at me and his head is slanted to one side I suspect he knew mrs. B was about to get absolutely owned and he was right so she gives me the day and I turned to the VP mr. VP are you aware of how Android phones work VP responds enlighten me I said by default Android has location services turned on and in fact Google would track where you went and when naturally I carried my phone everywhere so let's compare what Google says I did that day to what my crm says so I pull up my Google location services for that day and surprise surprise it's a match mrs. B is obviously very concerned at this point I said I'm actually quite enjoying this performance review let's pick another day of mrs. B mrs. B fires back we don't need to do that I turned to the VP mr. VP would you mind picking a day he says sure what about the third of the third he pulls up my CRM I put my location services for that day guess what it's a match I then get ready to pull out the big guns mr. VP do you remember company XYZ with a contract value of excess of 1 million that we lost recently yes ding I remember apparently our competitor won them over on price we can't win them all mr. VP here is an email from their VP basically saying that they've decided not to go with us for our failure to provide three samples for them to decide on which product would work best for them sting can you forward that to me sure not a problem mr. VP forward it over mr. VP while I'm at this let me forward you over several email chains before this where I clearly asked mrs. B to order those samples in fact it's in those very same email chains she confirmed that she had in fact ordered the sample he asked me to forward those emails to him so I did now mr. VP I had our service department look to see if any orders had been placed for those samples no orders were actually placed he said I'm going to look into this mrs. B is very distressed at this point my performance review has just turned into her performance review and stuffs not going right mr. VP I have one more thing I'd like to bring to your attention do you mind if I step outside for a minute so I can show you he said sure I need to have a talk with mrs. B anyway now I need to mention that several years prior to this a general manager at another location sexually assaulted a woman the company was sued and lost a lot of money because of this since this incident in the company put a very clear cut policy no sexual relations between management and people who work for them it's immediate termination for the manager now another sales consultant in the office was named Joe Joe was a married man with two beautiful kids and mrs. B had the hots for him she tried it on with him multiple times twice on text Joe and I had talked about if he should report this transgression I walked into the sales office and said Joe I think it's time we get a new sales manager you got those texts he looks at me and goes is today gonna be the day I said today's gonna be the day all the sales staff knew what was going on the mood of the office was lifted Joe and I begin walking back to the conference room when the location manager who was not a part of the performance review saw Joe and I he asks what's going on and Joe said you are going to need to hire a new sales manager soon location manager was confused he said he's coming into the mean we said fine I knocked on the door mr. VP said come on in so I did there we stood Joe myself and the location manager mrs. B knew exactly what was about to happen we all took our seats and I asked the VP mr. VP I just want to clarify a company policy sure is it true that if a manager tried to engage in a sexual relationship with a direct report that its immediate termination for that manager mr. V sits up straight takes a moment and goes yes if something like that came to my attention my hands would be tied and I have to fire the manager I said well Joe has something he wants to show you mrs. B got up and walked out of the conference room she was about to cry you could tell her world her career had just been completely wrecked don't think she wanted to be around for the end Joe went on to tell the VP how he's a happily married man with two beautiful kids and mrs. B kept hitting on him in fact she had sent him numerous sexual texts and on two occasions openly invited him to come sleep with her once in the office and once at his home even after he'd made it clear he wasn't going to sleep with her mr. VP asked to see the text and Joe provided them the VP asked him to screenshot those and email those over joe said he would then the VP said I'm going to need both of you to go back into the sales office the location manager and I have some talking to do we walked back into the sales office I know is the sales manager office had looked clean out apparently mrs. B was bawling she was a wreck and crying and she said she was going home geo laughed and said hey yeah she won't be coming back it was about 20 to 25 minutes when the VP came into the sales office and asked me to come into the conference room again so I did I sat down and the VP said well I would like to inform you that mrs. B has been terminated effectively immediately with this being said after your performance review and looking over your numbers you are our top sales rep in this location and deserve nothing short of stellar remarks on your review and you'll be getting that I said thank you I do have one question he said sure anything how do I apply for the new sales manager job that just opened up mr. VP laughed and said you sure do like to strike while the iron is hot don't you I said I do he said he would let the location manager know and I'd be able to put in my application I thanked him and he said no thank you in my 35 years of being in sales and sales management this was by far the most interesting performance review I have ever witnessed I did not end up getting promoted I ended up quitting shortly after this because they decided not to promote me and instead hired a guy with no sales experience to be our sales manager and this rubbed me the wrong way also our service department sucked and couldn't deliver on what I was selling and another company offered me more money I just remembered at the start they said that they liked her personally so I can't imagine what they would have done if they actually didn't like her personally oh my god everyone I hope you're all having a really good day and that you enjoyed that video if you did remember to leave a like on it and subscribe down below if you aren't already so that you never miss out on another video if you want to check out some of the videos then click on screen right now or check out the playlists down below but thank you so much for watching and I'll see you very soon

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Length: 15min 55sec (955 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 06 2019

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