r/Prorevenge Karen Tried to Frame Me... I Got Her Arrested!

welcome to our slash pro revenge where op plays a reverse uno card on a scamming karen our next credit post is from real sailor jim i'm not sure if this is strictly pro revenge but then i'm not sure if it's malicious compliance either so i'm just posting it here background this was back in the 1990s i'd recently been medically retired from the military and i was attending college in texas my wife was working in her chosen field while i did my level best to decide what i wanted to do with the rest of my life anyway one day i left campus going around the backside to avoid traffic i was heading over to pick up my wife for lunch and i ended up sitting behind another car at a stop sign the car in front of me was a brand new chevy one of their little sexy models in candy apple red being driven by a fairly young blonde also a little sexy model there i sat an old sailor in an old pickup just listening to the radio and thinking about lunch when the chevy drove into the intersection and then stopped i didn't think anything of it so i hadn't done more than put my hand on the gear shift in preparation of pulling up when suddenly with a suitable squeal of tire the chevy shot back at me i slapped the shift into reverse but i was too late the little chevy smashed into the front of my truck around 25-30 miles per hour after a second i cut my engine got out of the cab and walked around to the front of my truck the good news was that i could see that i wasn't going to have to worry about that loose belt squeal anymore the bad news is that the front of my little pickup was pretty much totaled the grille was pushed back into the radiator water was all over the pavement my headlights were smashed i bent down and i noted that there seemed to be oil leaking as well with a sigh of total in comprehension i walked further up to the passenger door of the little red chevy and its blonde driver i was pissed but not enraged i guess i was still trying to figure out exactly what had happened and why she ended up stopping mid-turn and putting her car in reverse like that i looked through the tinted window and she was on the phone talking agitatedly to someone with all the cell phone silliness i'd seen since leaving the military seeing her yapping on one really didn't surprise me although had i thought about it i should have wondered who exactly she was calling instead i tapped on the window and she turned her face to me then she screamed into the phone loud enough to penetrate the glass oh my god he's got a tire iron naturally i spun around and looked behind me then the nickel dropped i turned in a slow circle and i noted there were no businesses houses or apartments in view nor was anyone on the sidewalks or walking down the roads for that matter the only traffic was several blocks away in any direction her little car was sitting at the stop sign almost exactly where it had been when i pulled in behind her i stepped back to look at our vehicles and yep it looked for all the world as if i had rear-ended her man this woman had set me up i quickly walked back to my truck thinking as fast as i could any minute now a police car was going to show up called by a little blonde woman expecting to find a crazed man with a tire iron and i dearly needed to not be that man i pulled my tire iron out from behind my seat and threw it as far as i could into a nearby field then i jumped into my truck it was a slim chance but it was the only hope i had i made sure the truck was in reverse belted myself in and slammed my face into the steering wheel i opened my door i could hear the sirens in the distance and i half slumped out the open door at an uncomfortable angle i went limp just as the police car screeched to a halt i ignored the policeman screaming at me to get out of the truck trusting that my limp body wouldn't move him to open fire he finally edged his way over noticed my bloody nose tugged at an eyelid i made sure that my eyes were well rolled up and then let me drop back into position i stayed limp while he checked on the blonde who was near hysterical with fright over the lunatic with a tire iron until she saw me that is i'd hoped that her rear-view mirror was as off as it looked or that she'd be too involved with concocting her own story to notice what i was doing when she saw my body hanging limply below the driver's door of my truck she stammered to a halt a second set of sirens had been getting closer and the policeman told the now silent blonde to stay in her car a few seconds later someone cut me out of my seat belt and laid me on the ground a competent set of hands checked my vitals and within a few seconds a harsh and demanding smell flooded my clotting nose i fought it for a few seconds and made a pretty good display of a man coming around after having been knocked out i immediately threw myself to the side and then stopped half being restrained and half wildly staring around trying to figure out what was happening the medic sat back when i sat up looked at the front end of my truck and moaned what the f did that idiot do to my truck he told me to lie back down and he started asking me professional questions about where i hurt could i feel my toes and all that every few seconds i would look back at the wreck and mutter about the idiot backing up like that and what the hell she'd been smoking little bits of angry stuff like that the policeman having gotten the blonde statement walked over to me and asked me if i felt up to talking i said i felt fine just a little sore the medic okayed the situation and helped me to my feet i gave the officer my license proof of insurance and included my retired military id card then i sat on my front seat and as if i just noticed it i asked what happened to my seat belt he explained that i had to be cut out of it and i shrugged i said just another item for his insurance company to pay for i guess what the hell is his story officer why did he back up that way the policeman looked sharply at me and asked me what i meant i described exactly what had happened but i concealed the fact that i knew that it was a female driving the chevy and i kept referring to her as him after i got done and he finished writing everything down he asked me if i had any proof proof what do you mean proof i frowned at him then i let my jaw drop a bit hey wait a minute you're not telling me that that guy that that idiot is saying that i did this are you he admitted that the other driver's story was that i'd rear-ended her not him and then that i threatened her with a tire iron i frowned again and i informed him that i didn't have a tire iron that my tire iron was sitting at the garage of my house a couple of hours away i moved aside as he searched the cap of my truck and i caught a lucky break when he noticed without my having to point it out to him that the truck was still in reverse he got out of my cab frowning then asked me to stay where i was and walked up to the chevy he then asked the blonde to step out of her car and when she done so he leaned into the open driver's side door after a few seconds he stood back up and he asked the girl to repeat her statement of what happened it was a marvelously teary bit of acting but she almost blew it by being somewhat puzzled when he didn't react instead he asked her to describe everything that happened after the accident she backed down from the tire iron story saying that it might have simply been a reflection on her window but she insisted that i had at least beaten on her window and that i had simply been putting on an act for their benefits the policeman looked over at the medic who slowly shook his head my years of doing search and rescue might not have done much good for me physically but i sure as hell know what an unconscious man acts like the policeman then asked her if she had tried to drive away or if she had immediately shut off her engine she said that her engine had died no matter what lies i'd said and that she would never try to leave the scene of an accident the policeman nodded once and asked the medic to step over he then asked the medic to sit in the chevy and confirm that it was in reverse when i last saw the little blonde woman she was honestly crying she was also handcuffed and being driven away arrested for making a false police report some legal mumbo jumbo about trying to run a con and my favorite assault and battery once she realized that she'd blown it about the same instant she was handcuffed she started weeping and explaining that she didn't have the money for the payments on her car and that her only option was to fake an accident but that i'd been faking too and i hadn't been injured you gotta believe me i wouldn't lie about that i signed my name to an almost letter perfect statement of events over at the police station being careful to never mention in my own statement about how my nose got banged up or how i ended up unconscious and hanging out of the door the arresting officers report as well as the emts had already noted that it appeared that i'd either been partially ejected by the impact or i might have been trying to get out of the truck at the last moment it turns out that her car insurance was good however and they paid for my little pickups repair the damage wasn't as bad as it originally looked thank god a little front end work a new radiator and assorted other dinged and dented gizmos a little cosmetic surgery to make her outside look right once more and hell the mechanic even tossed in a full overhaul including fixing that damned fan belt i had to drive a loner for the next week also taken care by the blonde's insurance and the irony of this will make you laugh it was a little red chevy it was a nice car and my wife had a ball riding it but it was way too expensive for a guy like me to drive every day hell a car that nice might have made me try something stupid to make the payments down in the comments we have this story from wafer there was this case on judge judy several years ago a girl was suing a woman saying the woman rear-ended her at a gas station fake tears she went on and on about her traumatized babies in the back seat and how the woman screamed and swore at her totally playing up the victim card until the other woman pulled out the surveillance video from over the gas pumps right above their cars these videos showed that she was completely stopped and little chickypoo reversing and slamming full throttle into her the girl went dead white and could only stammer uh um uh yeah she lost our next read it posted from ceramic seminar throughout the year i had noisy and thoughtless neighbors they would often have loud parties that would go to the early hours of the morning they were all in university and of indian descent this becomes important later on i'd called the cops the apartment manager nobody would do anything about it i was losing sleep and my work was becoming affected as well i'd spoken to them directly and they completely disregarded me and refused to just shut the f up this went on for months and i was writing out my lease to move somewhere else one day i'm sitting watching tv on a nice spraying day and i have my windows wide open and i hear one of the neighbors friends come over the friend asks if he's coming out and he says no he needs to study for an important test that he's taking the next day this little snippet of information was all that i needed his friend leaves and he closes the door i then took out my speakers and put them up against the wall where i knew that his desk was there were balconies outside so i could often see him studying and i began to blare death metal straight into the wall i put on my noise cancelling headphones and i just blasted it as loud as possible for hours my landlord actually ended up coming into my apartment because i didn't hear him knocking and obviously he's flipping out but i'm like meh you never did anything when i complained so good luck call the cops my lease was due to end anyway and i was leaving the states so screw you guys so the landlord leaves and i'm still amped up on adrenaline so i leave it quiet for maybe 20 minutes and then i just intermittently start blasting music the neighbor comes over irate screaming that he has this big test and he's got to pass it apparently he's a medical student and i just laughed in his face and said i don't hear anything he then makes a fantastic mistake which was telling me that he didn't just have a final tomorrow but it was finals week oh great that means his week is going to be super stressful plus i can continue doing this every night for the rest of the week i set my alarm to go off every 30 minutes and i would bang on the walls with a hammer and blast music honestly i was going a bit crazy myself as well but that didn't matter because i was messing with this guy's life around day 3 of no sleep for anyone he comes over screaming about how in india his family would disown him for all this nonsense which just made me laugh and i just said the same thing over and over that i didn't hear any music and i think it's coming from somewhere else i basically just started gaslighting him acting really nice when he came over in a rage that weekend the landlord gave me some bs notice that i had to leave which i was fine with because he broke my lease and i wanted to get out anyway so i got my deposit back on the last morning i was there i was moving out and i knocked on the [ __ ] neighbor's door at like 8 am and i asked him if he wanted this old air conditioner i was going to throw out otherwise he was totally in a daze and i don't know if he really understood what was happening any longer anyway hopefully i messed up his life and his future a bit he should have just shut the f up when i told him numerous times our next reddit post is from log leader i used to work at wendy's as a manager it was already a sucky job but my general manager was nice and most employees were easy to deal with all of this started when i was already working about 65 hours a week i was offered a 100 bonus to work on one of my only days off i decided to do it and later that week before i'd even been paid i was asked to come in again i said this time i would like 150 dollars because at this point i've worked almost 23 days without any days off they said they'd do it so and i went cut forward three weeks i've been asking about my money for a while now i'm told by my general manager that i could speak with my district manager as he would be in later that night the conversation goes like hey do you know what's going on with my bonus i'm owed 250 for both those days the district manager said well that's why i came here the store's been having trouble making money so basically he's telling me that my performance isn't good enough at this point i'm working the dinner rush the whole night with me and three other people my girlfriend my best friend and another friend that i've gotten close with he said your shift isn't making as much money as other shifts and your drive time is higher well we're doing all we can it takes us extra time when we only have half the number of people with the same number of customers that's really no excuse uh when am i going to receive my bonus my district manager is a very sheepish man so he was very obviously scared when he told me this we can't give you a bonus until the revenue rises and the drive time goes down i am speechless at this point the rest of the conversation was a blur i grew up on the south side you do not mess with people's money a day passes i've had time to collect myself and speak to my entire crew everyone agrees to walk out with me so i call my district manager the phone starts to ring but then it cuts off he declined my call so i called him again and again and again finally i just leave him a voicemail look jacob you need to talk to me you have until 8 45 to call me back or all the night crew is done at this point it's 7 30. i go into my office and start watching my boss's email she leaves her email open and logged in so i figured he would probably email her before calling me i watched this email for about 20 minutes and then boom an email pops up with the subject emergency op this idiot put my name in the email so of course i read it long story short in the email it was him trying to make sure that my general manager was going to be ready to go to work as in he wasn't going to call me or give me my money so i got all my people together and we walked out leaving everything out all the meat all the toppings the fryer everything the next day i turn in my keys about a week later i get a call from my brother who also works at that store what's up jacob's lost all of his stores he has to go back to indiana and if you don't know this the district manager's pay is based on the amount of stores they have and how much money they make when he moved to indiana his wages got reduced from 65 000 to around forty thousand dollars all this for two hundred and fifty dollars this is for sure a well executed pro revenge op but the main thing about this story that i just can't get over is i'm shocked that what is this a wendy's i'm shocked that a district manager for a wendy's makes 65 000 i thought for sure for sure a district manager covering multiple stores would be making at least six figures that was our slash pro revenge and if you like this content check out my podcast where i publish the exact same episodes also hit that subscribe button because i put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 17min 54sec (1074 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 13 2022