r/ProRevenge HIT MY CAR?! I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE! - Reddit Stories

today we look back at a great Revenge story over  a decade later we'll get into that in a bit but   first jerk neighbors put up their house for sale  today on my birthday my jerk Nextdoor neighbors   who have repeatedly called the city about my  property over the last couple of years the   city inspector and Zoning lead of my city have  literally called them insane and have personally   apologized to me over their actions kicked my dog  called the police on another neighbor's dog stalk   me when I walk my dog literally stare into my  window email and text me accusing me of things   I've never done tried to Rally other neighbors  into hating me this backfired epically put up   their house for sale today on my birthday over the  years I've taken a few steps of petty Revenge such   as playing my music extra loud when they would be  in the yard allowed my dog to poop in their front   yard park my car in front of their house they get  ticked about this it's a public Street and have   won every argument they've tried to call into the  city lately I wanted zoning argument they tried to   call about and the city gave me a permit to finish  the work done of my house this literally was the   last straw for them to move out of my neighborhood  ironically they put it up for sale today on my   birthday Poetic Justice at its finest you want  to talk about memorable and Priceless gifts those   annoying neighbors finally up and moving out I  completely understand why that would be high up   there on op's list also hi I'm Steven and if you  guys enjoy awesome stories of Revenge why to hit   hit those like And subscribe buttons down below  that said our next story is my ex's arbitrary   deadline for having kids is coming up and I want  to use my toddler to wish him a happy birthday so   my ex-husband 29-year-old male and I 28-year-old  female haven't seen one another in about 3 years   and before that we hadn't seen one another for  about 2 years before that to finalize our divorce   we were high school sweethearts each other's  first everything and got married right before I   turned 21 we disagreed on when to have children  he wanted to start right away but I wanted to   wait until I was 25 to get ourselves situated  in life this led to him cheating admitting it   and then leaving me he told me he didn't want to  be the 30-year-old with a newborn when I saw him   last it was to handle a banking issue we both  thought was resolved when we separated I was   heavily pregnant with my son when I saw him last  at 25 when he saw my very swollen belly you could   see the sadness in his eyes we were cordial and he  congratulated me and my response was yep pregnant   right when I intended to be if I were to become  pregnant his face fell a little more now he and   his new wife have yet to have kids they married  right before the banking issue happened in all   the years we were together I couldn't tell you  when we actually used protection and I wasn't   on birth control looking back on it now I have  a feeling my ex is infertile though I couldn't   tell you if in fact I am correct in my assumption  well I want to send him a happy birthday message   for me and my son on his 30th birthday to twist  the knife in he absolutely shattered me I tried   desperately to save my marriage and I'm feeling  Petty as freak knowing his arbitrary deadline is   here and there isn't a child in sight my son is  my world I have an amazing partner who would move   Heaven and Earth and Trek through heck for me and  our child in the end I did lock out that doesn't   mean I don't still Harbor some ill feelings and  want to make it known on a day that I know my   ex will Absolut Lely remember I want to do it so  bad but then again I'd be a terrible mother to use   my child in this fashion I think op should just  take the W where they are and try to be satisfied   enough with that especially because like you don't  know what actually is the situation with their   relationship you never know if the wife may have  been the one experiencing some health issues and   I'm sure you could imagine how devastating that  would be and op's revenge might be hurting people   more than it's actually helping anybody and op's  right with the last sentence do you really just   want to use your kids for your own self gain like  that our next story is high school bully got his   growing up there was a kid in my grade whom I'll  call Larry because that was not his name Larry and   I were on good terms in elementary school however  when the middle school years came he decided to be   one of my bullies fast forward to senior year  of high school all my other bullies had lost   interest in me during our sophomore year but not  Larry one day he did something truly despicable   to me there was no physical damage to me but his  action showed an astonishing depth of contempt   I did not react in the moment of my humiliation  because any reaction would have been a reward cety   Revenge remember magazines remember those cards  and magazines the ones you could fill out to get a   subscription to that or some other magazine lots  of companies and organizations put those cards   in magazines Publishers of course but also the  military nonprofits AARP you name it hostage for   those cards was paid by the recipient I started  collecting those cards I collected them from my   parents magazines from my grandparents magazines  from any magazine I could get my hands on when I   had a thick stack of them a couple hundred or  more I started filling them out with Larry's   name and address I then deposited those cards in a  mailbox I never heard what his reaction was but in   addition to the countless subscriptions he had to  cancel I imagine he was on all the mailing lists   for years and got an incessant stream of unwanted  solicitations up yours Larry you know a funny   one I've heard about recently is apparently like  hair restoration companies are pretty interested   in trying to get their clients so if you can  get the information for somebody and fill out   something like that apparently they're more than  happy to send these big old advertisements with   these examples of hair restoration on there if you  want to try to make somebody not just get like un   wanted solicitation but also maybe embarrassing  mail to have to like witness and carry around our   next story is Revenge on my stalker my partner Zex  and her friend have stocked my social media Pages   for the past 3 years I thought I'd manage to block  them on everything until she mentioned in one of   her many TI raids a post I had saved on Pinterest  it took me the longest time to figure out how to   private all my boards but then I decided to make  a board especially for my two fans here I save   inspirational quotes about motherhood narcissistic  exes and stalkers I didn't realize I would hit   such a nerve it's been quite funny to see her  reaction and being called childish Etc some of   my favorite quotes include oh sorry did I hit a  nerve that's what you get for stalking my page   narcissists are severely emotionally stunted  underdeveloped adults regardless of how high   mentally functioning they appear to be they have  the emotional intelligence of an angry irrational   young child some people are really so delusional  that they think it's disrespectful when you   don't just sit back and allow them to continue to  disrespect you and finally I'm sorry that you're   so insecure with yourself and unhappy in your own  life that you have to constantly worry about every   move that I'm making I mean would there be any  truth perhaps to me suggesting that these people   just don't have a life of their own the fact that  they're stalking op and kind of investing so much   of their mental fortitude on what they're doing  and them thriving does that just not suggest that   they don't have anything to do most week nights  our next story is Revenge on my neighbors for   not keeping the floor common area clean so I live  in an apartment complex and recently a new family   moved in we have a pretty narrow hallway just wide  enough for two people to walk together now these   people have two children both of them throw their  shoes randomly in the hallway I mostly just kick   them sometimes down the floor so that they keep  the inconvenience of climbing down a flight of   stairs to get them the annoying part is that they  do the same with their bicycles now these are the   bulky ones with the training wheels two of them  I've asked them to keep the Cycles inside their   house and it's a fire hazard 2o not a major one  we live on the first floor and my family doesn't   actually have to cross the Cycles or their house  to get to the stairs but I was annoyed regardless   of the fact now every time I see their Cycles in  the hallway I carry them and keep them in their   parking which is about 5 minutes away but I enjoy  being petty could I have just warned them again   yes they have paid heed no plus it's a lot more  fun to see them having to get the Cycles back I   get why op's doing this kind of Revenge but  I would be careful about picking up somebody   else's property and relocating it elsewhere even  if it is still in their parking the last thing you   need is some kind of video going out there of you  grabbing their stuff and leaving the building or   the hallway with it our next story is try to fool  me enjoy being made a fool this happened way back   when I was in the 7th and cell phones hadn't been  made yet yet I still live in the same small town I   was on the bus going home talking to my friend May  the boys behind us were being annoying and trying   to listen into our conversation I got fed up and  gave her my home number so we could continue our   conversation well unknown to me at the time one of  the boys copied my phone number down later on that   day he called and sounded a lot like my friend may  I thought May sounded a little off but fell for   it and told her all my secrets very embarrassing  Secret that if gotten out would be like committing   social suicide well the next day I got on the bus  to everyone laughing at me and my heart sank the   boy told me he had pretended to be May and I fell  for it I noticed that he had the beginnings of a   black eye and a busted lip may had found out what  he did and made sure he knew that she didn't like   it and told him that if he ever did something  like that again that he would be pushing up   daisies May was a very big and strong girl she  didn't tolerate fools anyways I came up with a   great idea and prayed for it to work I smirked at  him which made him uncomfortable then I told him   loudly so everyone could hear dude I knew it was  you the whole time everyone knows that my perfect   day is being in my apple tree reading a book or  writing in my diary I have old parents that just   want to stay home all day and bug me to death and  lecture me for hours or beat the crap out of me if   I do one thing wrong do you really think that I  would have the urge or courage to do any of the   outrageous things I made up and told you about his  face turned red and the other kid started agreeing   with me and saying things like now I get why she's  a goody to shoes or yeah she's boring then it all   turned on him for being so gouble and I never seen  him look so humiliated and I'd always hated being   called a goody to shoes but right then I was so  grateful and so happy that everyone either knew   or now knew how bad I had it at home oh and dude  is still annoying this was just a straightup smart   way to handle it op didn't really have too many  other plays to consider other than lie about it   or accept that all your secrets are out there this  next story is Revenge on School playing the same   song and repeat between 8:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m.  for 10 days firstly I live in a European country   where healthc care is publicly funded second I'm  a nurse think Emergency Services I make 45,000 a   year and have to work all holidays third I work  nights this college right next to me has this   thing every spring where they build floats and  do a parade I'm all for it let the kids have fun   they however pick a horrible song and blast it  in the parking lot which is right next to our   building from 8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. every day for  10 days straight after a few days I was desperate   for sleep that week the weather was beautiful  people were drinking heavily and many of these   required Emergency Care on top of all the usual  cardiac arrests shootings and whatnot I closed   the window and died from the heat but but I could  still hear it I had my windows closed and bought   earplugs I could still hear it I slept 2 hours  before my 10 hour shifts I called the college   and asked to talk to the person in charge left my  details but no one got back to me I called again   the next day and asked to talk to the person  in charge finally get the man on the line I   explained my problem and asked if they could do  something about the volume or change the song he   laughed and said it was tradition I said I wasn't  able to work if I couldn't sleep and asked who was   going to pay for my loss of income he answered  that he already did that by paying tax I asked   him a few things about their permits asked him  if he wanted things to go this way he said yes   I called the police not emergency number explain  the situation and that he'd said that he was the   one paying me my wages the police did not like  that since they get to hear the same thing all   the time then I referenced a new law about public  disturbing with music the next day the music was   way way down the next year I couldn't hear it  unless I went outside and stood completely still   turns out I ruined a 50-year-old tradition and my  bench walk got an extra bounce do not mess with a   sleep-deprived nurse I guess it depends on how  close L actually was to the college but to like   some degree I feel like that almost comes with  the territory of living close to a school I've   said it before in the past but I feel like I  would be heavily annoyed if I lived a street   or two away from a school there was a time where  I visit visited a friend who did live two streets   away from our high school and right there in his  living room clear as day you could hear the Bell   go off from the school so to think especially if  you worked from home any weekday during the school   year every hour and a half or so until school lets  out you get this loud Bell going off but even that   at least is just like a 10c bell sound it doesn't  really compare to blaring music for hours on end   our next story is change numbers to avoid debt  collectors let me help you with that I had my   phone number stolen from me years ago someone  convinced Belle they were me and had my number   transferred to a new SIM card I managed to get it  back but decided a number and provider change was   the best way to protect myself it started with the  usual texts looking for Edward I am a woman when   the calls from debt collectors came in it was  quickly obvious I was not him but they wanted   me to get him to call them back one night Edward  texts me he's been locked out of his PlayStation   account and needs me to text him the code so we  can update his phone number with PlayStation sure   buddy here's your PlayStation code is this your  new number for every text or call I received for   Edward after that I offered his new number within  a couple of months the calls drastically went down   he hasn't contacted me since so I assume he's been  busy dodging bill collectors is it more satisfying   to know that you sent this guy to his Doom with  debt collectors getting his new number or keeping   him locked out of his precious PlayStation  account I mean the debt collector one is just   so like anti-h homey even though he did use your  number I feel like even just the PlayStation thing   would have been annoying enough our next story is  Ah that's a refreshing soda so I was at the beach   with friends at Spring break at College hanging  out on the sand during the day we had like a sort   of picnic a cooler of drinks mostly beer and soda  and lots of chips and dips we were broke college   students and I was from over on a student visa  and shocked at the prices of stuff but we all   pitched in and got all the food and drink we could  which was not a whole lot with our funds at the   time everything was great until one guy brings his  roommate he's kind of douchy and annoying making a   big thing out of how he doesn't drink alcohol and  is very straight edged and making comments about   us just having a few beers also he didn't buy  anything of the food but ravenously helped himself   to everything available annoying but whatever  it's a beach day and I couldn't be bothered to   start anything not on a beautiful beach in the  hot summer sun he's Midway through a massive   packet of chips that we had paid for of course I  see that there's only one soda left in the cooler   being petty I take it out and take a big drink  he comes up a few minutes later looking thirsty   and is annoyed to see it's only beer left which  he can't drink I satisfyingly and noisily drink   my soda in front of him and say how good it tastes  he spent the rest of the day whining about being   thirsty considering he didn't give up anything to  pay for any of the food couldn't he have gone and   just bought himself one lousy drink if he was  that thirsty honestly I bet him complaining was   him hoping that somebody else would finally just  get fed up enough and go get him a drink this next   story is so you outra the older lady I'll take  care of that I got the opportunity to carry out   a small Petty Revenge this afternoon when I went  out for lunch I went to a local grocery store and   picked up a couple of things to eat for lunch  of course there were only two lines open a 20   item or less and a normal line I had worked my  way up being the next customer in the 20 item   line when someone from customer service announced  that it was opened to help people I figured I'd   just wait since I was next and that I'd likely  be beat over there to check out anyway I looked   up and saw an older lady late 60s making her way  to customer service when two College age ladies   or kids raced over getting to the counter just  before she did anyway I paid and started walking   out to my car and I hear a conversation start up  behind me did you see that lady she was pushing   real fast trying to get over there I know I  like ran over there and threw my pretzels on   the counter they were both laughing about it but  seemed to keep following me I unlocked my car and   saw that they were both getting into the car just  past mine I hurried up to get my car started and   started backing out real quick buckling my seat  belt as I backed up once I got moving I took my   time backing up and then driving in front of them  down the road delaying their opportunity to back   out they back out and quickly catch up to me with  them behind me I went about as fast as I thought   a late 60s grandma would drive until we turned  different directions out of the parking lot it's   the small things in life that bring a smile and  to you Grandma I got them back for you at least   a little bit I'm surprised people like that who  were comfortable enough just having that kind of   conversation out loud where other people could  hear them weren't also the kinds of people that   just immediately started laying on the horns  maybe they were the other kinds of people who   decided Now's the Time to just flip through their  notifications until this old gezer finally moves   and don't mind them they'll start moving once  the person behind them reminds them with the   horn that they're in a moving vehicle and it's  time to stop looking at the phone our next story   is won't stop calling me to collect someone else's  debt how would you like their new phone number and   address oopsie hung up on you a tail as old as  time you get a a new phone and it blows up with   calls from debt collectors most people can just  send unknown callers to voicemail I unfortunately   worked tech support for a large company at the  time so I had to answer every call I'll spare   you the details of how annoying those folks are  very should suffice and I got tired of it pretty   darn quick I put up with it as long as I could but  then something broke I needed to freak with these   jerks in as much as it was possible and legal  to do so mostly I just wasted as much of their   time as I could but for the really annoying ones  I had a routine that I developed over the course   of about a year this is my Petty revenge in the  form of a dialogue Dunner says is this Joe dor   I reply is this about the unpaid phone bill from  2010 Dunner says yes Mr dter are you going to pay   I cut him off and say hang on a sec I never said  I was your dude I work with him though he sold   me this phone a couple of weeks ago and told me I  might be getting a few of these calls listen could   you please just call him directly I can give  you his new address and phone number and the   phone for our HR department if you want that too  Dunner replied that would be wonderful thank you   I say are you ready to write this down it's click  invariably they'd call back thinking I had just   accidentally disconnected I'd say something like  sorry sell coverage sucks around here I apologize   do you still want me to click you'd be surprised  how many times they'd try again I answered and   pretended to accidentally hang up every single  time they all eventually figured it out not before   getting really angry though I mean it doesn't  surprise me debt collectors being debt collectors   that they would try a surprising number of times  I mean that's kind of like their whole thing right   is at any cost get a hold of this person and try  to get any amount of money from them Jayhawker   pilot said I have a deadbeat sister like I don't  think she has ever paid a single bill ever when   the the bill collectors would call my response  was if you find her call me back with her phone   number and address she owes me money and I said  it at 100 plus decb sounding ticked I never got   a call back ever blonde hearted goddess responded  dude I'll use this next time one calls me looking   for my ex-husband we divorced over 20 years ago  and I still get calls he does owe me alimony about   $20 it was a token amount just in case he won the  lottery the door would be open not that You' ever   tell me though our next story is you ding my car  you suffer the minor inconveniences my girlfriend   and I were out to pick up a quick little brunch  where we live in a smaller Country Town big trucks   some Yeehaw Etc I had parked my small two-door  hatchback dead smack in the middle of a parking   spot out in front of the eery backing up to the  curb with no car on either side we got back into   the car with our food and as I was getting settled  securing our food for the road locking in the   promise of a tasty future and buckling up a welle  equipped lifted pickup truck speedily pulls in   forward on my driver's side this truck of course  is right on the line between our parking spots   okay Captain but you could do better anyways  I turned my head to watch the driver get out   of their tinted window truck and then bang little  bang but bang this redneck crack smoking looking   30 something year-old opens his door right into  the side of my car then belligerently oozes his   fat bloated belly down out of his truck looking me  dead in the face and Chuckles then walks off with   his trailer trash looking girlfriend who had been  watching after she exited from their passenger   side she then smiles too looking at me and they  go inside okay freak you too I checked for a mark   and thankfully my car was unscathed to the naked  eye they can't even ding a car right but I didn't   appreciate them hitting my car and then laughing  while their empty non-thinking eyes met my SC owl   well my girlfriend and I have some hot sandwiches  and some time to kill so I turned my engine on   pulled out and right back into my spot leaving  such a tiny Gap this truck driver's bulbous Beer   Gut would have claustrophobic nightmares about  we enjoyed our breakfast sandwiches in my car   while I excitedly bubbled in anticipation for  these buffoons return I didn't much care for the   flavor of the Smoky bacon added on my sandwich but  still a 6 and 1/2 out of 10 as I was set to finish   my last couple bites in perfect timing the bird's  nest haired passenger wearing her stained baggy   sweatpants spaghetti strapped tank top and worn  out Crocs in what must have been 4° C Stomps in   front of my car move your freaking car as I watch  her a smile grows on my face and grows wider still   When I See This huffing and puffing man in my  rearview mirror standing arms crossed and hopeless   to enter his vehicle they you weren't smiling  anymore casually chewing and swallowing my last   bite of my brunch it somehow tasted better in this  moment as I was starting to taste the sweetness of   my little petty Revenge I roll down my window to  politely inform them that they had dinged my car   and should be careful next time like a petulant  child being naughty she begins yelling out no we   didn't no we didn't relax I'm not going to put  you in timeout I assure them that the driver   did indeed and they know it I reiterated for them  to be careful next time they continue yelling out   we didn't move your freaking car and so on while  they grow red in the face now I'm the one with a   big grin and they are butt hurt I take my time to  get my car turned on and crawl out of the parking   spot giving them a surely photow worthy joyous  smile with pearly whites dimples and all they   dinged my car with no sense of accountability or  any kind of sorry so I took up just a couple of   minutes of their time and soured their mood I  made sure not to stick around because I didn't   want these Crow magnets following me back home  as they seem the type to do something stupid and   I had my girlfriend's safety to look after too  learn to drive and not be imprudent that is the   long- winded story of my Petty Revenge truly Petty  but I don't blame op the only thing is I would be   afraid somebody like that they're going to decide  all right well I'm just going to try to jump on   their trunk or something as long as they have some  semblance of moving a guy described with that kind   of mass probably could do some damage damage  our next story is I am the jerk and a decade   later I'm still not sorry this is an ancient tale  of mine but it crossed my mind this morning and   felt this community might appreciate my youthful  jerkish decisionmaking I'm currently 31-year-old   female but it all started when I was 20ish there  was a horrific traumatic loss in my life as I was   down spiraling in grief I moved in with my older  cousin Amy who I had generally always been close   with she had a munchkin who was almost one at  the time I ended up living with them for about   3 years until the night it all fell apart at  the time it all unraveled I worked midnights I   would keep my midnight sleep schedule during the  week but would flop to a normal sleep schedule   on weekends so I could spend as much time with  my boyfriend as possible as he had to drive an   hour one way just to visit weekly pure chaos but  I was thriving so whatever I survived the night   it all went down was the night I was flopping  from Midnight's life to the normal human sleep   schedule so I'd been awake for almost 24 hours by  8:00 p.m. myself my boyfriend Amy Amy's boyfriend   Steve and our mutual friend were all gathering  at our place for some drinks when Steve arrived   he took Amy so they could get a top up of booze  before we cracked anything open they said they'd   be 30 minute stops and asked us to wait 40 minutes  went by I texted to see how far off they were the   answer I got was vague whatever Amy is weird  like that sometimes I texted again in an hour   then 15 minutes after after that another text at  an hour and a half always vague responses without   any real information I was getting frustrated  again we weren't going to start drinking until   they got back they knew this and more importantly  Amy knew that if I didn't get some booze in Me by   9 to 9:30 I'd be down for the count I made short a  reminder of this several times the booze was what   was going to keep me conscious for the night I'd  have started drinking without her if she told me   she was going to be a while but she didn't tell  me what was happening or give any indication of   a time frame even when I'd specifically ask we  just sat around miffed thinking Amy and Steve   were right around the corner to be back at any  moment when they finally came back through the   door over 2 hours later they had Steve's dog as a  surprise I don't remember what I said but I yelled   I was freaking furious at how inconsiderate of  a decision that was and my tired State didn't   help with my emotional regulation I mean sure get  the dog but tell us you'll be a bit and that we   should start drinking without you not that you'll  be right back and just wait after the hour mark   I honestly only stayed awake to rip her a new  one she didn't understand why I was so mad we   argued briefly before I just went to bed but the  argument continued the next day during that bit   she threatened that if I left she'd never let me  see her daughter again that was it decision made   I won't let you use your daughter like that  with me and I won't subject myself to to that   sort of manipulation I started reexamining her  past Behavior as I packed and realized Amy was   never a good person she was always cruel and rude  whenever the opportunity would present itself no   matter who she was speaking to once at a mutual  friend's birthday party she directly told the   birthday girl who was a large woman that she  should never lose weight because then she'd   be prettier than her similarly she seemed very  frustrated when I went through an insane Fitness   shape and was suddenly in better shape than her  Amy never helped with my depression or grief like   I'd convinced myself she did in fact she pretty  much flat out ignored it even when I told her I   was having thoughts Amy was a bully meaner than  Regina George kind of bully it wasn't the first   time she showed her true colors but it was the  first time I could consciously see her for who she   was with all that and a million other consistently  toxic and selfish memories ranging from childhood   to adulthood I'm moved out within the next 48  hours but uh here's where I become the jerk of   this story I took something that was technically  not mine it was something I'd gifted her a month   before for Christmas you see I bought a really  nice really considerate and expensive gift for   my loving caring cousin who supported me through  many trying times in my life but while reexamining   everything on that last day I realized that  Amy had none of those qualities she wasn't   nice she was mean she wasn't considerate she was  self-absorbed and she was about as supportive as   damp cardboard the woman I thought Amy was never  existed in the first place since my gift was for   someone who apparently didn't exist I freaking  took it with me I know that at 5,000% makes me   a jerk and I don't think I'd make the same choices  were I able to do it over but I still don't regret   taking that $1,000 couch with me it's still in  my living room a decade later not sorry I can't   blame op one bit if you felt like your world was  crashed and you had a realization about somebody   who was supposed to be this amazing supportive  person and you realized I need to get out of here   I'd be taking the ,000 couch I technically bought  for them with me too let's be real a $1,000 couch   and you put it in your shared apartment I think  you can swing to anybody that it was yours and   you paid for it but with that being said that's  all the time we have for today now if you want to   hear another awesome Revenge story check out that  video on the left or if you missed my latest video   check that video on the right that said I'll  see you all next time with some more stories

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Length: 31min 11sec (1871 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 23 2024