r/ProRevenge - ENSLAVE Me? I'll Destroy Gaming

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of Reddit this is your host Zach and today subreddit is r/ petty Revenge all right this story is called kids repeatedly try to cause car accidents and tell me they're going to tell the police it's my fault on mobile oblig obligated apology let me start by saying the kids had to be in their late teens or early 20s two of them had tattoos not children but young adults that still act like kids I 32 female work at a barricade company easiest way to describe it I'm the one that closes down the traffic lanes and makes you late to stuff this happened 2 days ago and I hope my revenge was petty enough but here you are I had a lane closure that I needed to take off the road I'm about halfway down when I get a city bus stop with two guys and a girl they asked me if I could give them a ride so they don't have to take the bus I said sorry guys I can't I'm working and and continue to take the lane closure the girl stood up and said I freaking hate rude ugly cooters I reply congratulations and keep doing my job they keep yelling insults I ignore them when I was about 300 ft away the yelling stops and I see the guys had gotten up and started throwing the barricades in the street into the lane that is now open for traffic to drive in I run over and take them out of the road and explain to them that if they did that again I would call the cops then the girl chimed in go ahead bimbo it's not our fault you're so stupid you're forgetting to take them all down I walk away they do it again I called the cops they said that they would be their ASAP in my experience that means about an hour so I walk over and tell them I called the cops and stand there so they can't move them again after about 5 minutes of standing there the boys told the girl that they were going to get a drink from the Circle K the bus stop was in front of they left left and she would not look at anything but her phone now I'm annoyed I still have more work to do and this lane closure is still up and it's approaching rush hour and I decided screw these kids I pulled out my pepper spray and I sprayed the handles of the barricades that they kept throwing in the street and walked about 50 ft away and waiting the boys came out of the store put their bags down and grabbed a barricade in each and threw them in the street but the handles were wet so they only went on the shoulder so I didn't go to move them immediately I saw they wiped their hands off on their pants but because of the bus stop I couldn't see everything but about a minute later one of the boys got up and ran into the Circle K with his hand over his eye the other boy ran in there a second later too though nothing seemed to be bothering him about 10 minutes later when they came out of the store the cops were just showing up and they both took off sprinting down the street and totally bailed on the girl I talked talked to the cops and told them the boys ran off and the girl never touched a barricade so they were good to go the girl was crying because her boyfriend left her there that's amazing that's really good Revenge um pepper spray is painful I'm assuming all right this story is called you want to deprive our whole culdesac of sleep for years with loud music in the middle of the night let us be your alarm clock in the morning I'm bad at titles excuse me since we were small babes our neighbors their kids and their friends have had this lovely habit of either driving into or straight tearing into the neighborhood with no regard for the safety and well-being of themselves or the rest of us and Blasting pop and rap music from their cars as they sit there idling and waiting for whomever they were picking up or dropping off no surprise they took their sweet time and sometimes no one was picked up or maybe even dropped stop so you can imagine the pure overwhelming joy we experienced when we found out some of the drivers only came into the culdesac to lean out the window to briefly talk to someone all while their music practically rattled the foundation of our houses our dad at the time and still can work late into the night and early into the morning sometimes coming home in the middle of the night and at other times not returning until later the next morning so you can imagine what had to deal with Poor Dad however then the day arrived our mom had to leave relatively early for something my memory is a mashed Pop-Tart sorry and dad was not home yet sick and tired after so many nights and mornings having been woken up or kept awake it was quiet now and we were alone it was time now we were still exhausted but we rarely had opportunities where we were alone and less likely to get grounded by our parents as they were were not home and so the sun began to peek over the trees like a Midwestern version of the opening to The Lion King we carried a radio out of the house and stood at the end of the guilty neighbor's driveway cranking Up the Volume as high as it would go put in our chosen weapon a cassette but bagpipe music and flick the music on and gently waking the whole house and probably every other neighborhood for several blocks with the song of our people it was not our intention to involve innocent people but we were pretty young and hadn't completely thought the whole plan through our lack of a complete plan was made very apparent as the front door flew open and outran the parents our terror-filled little screams followed us back home as we thought we would literally die as soon as we were able to get inside and lock the door we turned off the music stuffed the radio away and promptly pretended to be sleeping eventually we did fall asleep but we were woken up by our own pain parents no surprise but the neighbors were all not too happy with us though only the one family snitched we got in so much trouble for that grounded for weeks but it was worth it while the cars kept coming into the culdesac at all hours they no longer played music we had won heyo what a satisfying Victory good Revenge it seems like a freaking TV show that you'd see like 30 years ago of like something like Dennis the would do if his thing was like 20 years later all right this story is called No More gaming for you buddy so I 15 male have an older brother 18 and he's a massive jerk I'd rather not get into it on this post but basically he thinks I should respect all the time and treat him like a god he actually said to my dad once that he should be able to hit me whenever he wants and I shouldn't be able to do anything about it so thankfully now he doesn't hit me but we have conflicts every now and then the Revenge so we have a PS4 I mostly play on but he plays on it sometimes too I downloaded this app for PC called net cuts which lets you control the internet from devices connected to it so I enacted my plan so every single time he tried to play he plays Modern Warfare I'd let him play a bit then turn his internet off on the PS4 oh you're in an intense fight whoops the internet went off oh you're almost about to win whoops your internet's gone sometimes I'd even say to him while he's lagging is the Internet working it made me smile each time he raged and I got some justice for all the times he's been a butthole also I wrote this on mobile so please forgive my crappy format edit I'd like to add some crap what I would first do is lower the internet speed for the PS4 so at the start of the game he would lag a lot not enough to make him disconnect but enough to make him leave the party and not be able to talk to his friends after that I waited I just watched his game playay he would sometimes Rage which would make me smile more I would just sit there whenever it was time for him to play now I would always make sure to act like the internet was really slow at one time I even asked him do you disconnect out of games when you're playing on the PS4 then when I think it's the right time I strike also I wait on purpose instead of making him disconnect early it's because I want him to waste his time he'll suffer more if he disconnects in a fight or the final Circle or something also if r slash or dark fluff reads this I'm going to be ecstatic well no r slash here but we're daily do to Reddit that's pretty cool right I think it is I mean a few dollar cool but that's actually brutal Revenge uh pedy no nuclear no black hole yeah no it's freaking moar mother of all revenges that's actually sadistic bro you got to cut it out this story is called everyone's got selective hearing in the pharmacy I work in the market version of The Big Box store with the spark in the pharmacy what literally just had this conversation with a patient who has now called twice within 10 to 15 minutes first call the patient is asking about if we have filled his oxycodone it's not filled as it's out of stock and we don't receive C two orders except two days of the week days his script came over the weekend I informed him we won't have it until tomorrow he then gets upset and starts asking when the order will be in time specific when the doc sent it and that tomorrow probably won't work for him told him if he wants to call his doctor and they can set it to another Pharmacy and cancel it with us tells me he'll thank about it and may call back now the second call hi I called about 10 minutes ago about my oxy Coto not being filled and I would like to have it transferred to another Pharmacy okay so you would have to call your doctor and have them electronically send it to another Pharmacy they already have sent it electronically you're holding it for me yes uh but this type of medication cannot be transferred by federal law that's not what you told me 10 minutes ago you said that was no problem and could be transferred no I did not I told you that you would have to have the doctor call it into another Pharmacy you said it could be transferred uh well you'll need to call your doctor to send it in no one even called me to let me know that it was on back order it's not on back order it'll just be in tomorrow hang up sound woo decided to look in our resolution cue at a script big smile across my face I click the send out of stock text message to him edit let me set this straight for the people in the back once a schedule 2 controlled medicine comes in electronically it's by federal law cannot be transferred or printed out and taken to another Pharmacy this guy's RX was out of stock told him it will be in tomorrow which he just picked it up 10 minutes ago all fine see two meds come in twice a week I told him such and if he didn't want to wait he could call his doctor to send it elsewhere to pick up he didn't want to take the initiative for his own health so it's down to just wait for the med to come in I'm not a bad person for having my hands tied okay thanks bye I agree that guy was just being difficult and you did your job and you did it satisfact satisfactory you know what I'm saying satisfactorily right is that am I stupid all right this story is called Petty Revenge while driving another post made me think of this first post on mobile I live out in the country so we have a lot of two-lane roads I try to keep the speed limit but I sometimes realize that I'm going 73 and a 65 speed limit as an example I'm not going to drive slower unless the weather requires it every once in a while I have some jerk riding my bumper when I'm going a little over the speed limit so I will start slowing down gradually if they back off to a reasonable distance I will set my cruise control at the exact speed limit if they don't back off I continue slowing down until we get to a passing Lane where I let them pass me so I can drive in peace most of the time they back off only to do it again about a mile or two down the road the majority figure it out by the second time and just wait until the next chance to pass me I live in an area where pulling over is difficult to Impossible in many areas there is no shoulder steep embankments low water crossing guard rails and one road has cattle guards the county has put in passing lines where possible but it's possible to travel 20 to 30 mil without having two lanes each way basically if that was an option I would take it unfortunately most butth holes pull this crap where there are miles between passing zones sucks but it is what it is edit two this is not a regular occurrence it happens infrequently around here most people who drive out here know what they need to keep a distance due to deer and other assorted animals that might make a quick stop necessary I slow down until they back off because if I see deer by the way they are spotted daily or a buzzard after roadkill had one bust the grill of my vehicle recently while trying to make it across the road ahead of me sudden stops are common and only an idiot rides a bumper out here yeah tailgating is so stupid like what's the point it's not going to make anything go any faster it's just adding stress where it doesn't need to be this story is called a satisfying way to get revenge on an old white man telling me I'm anti-feminist I don't want to get into a whole debate about my politics but I'll just say I'm a member of a political party in the UK that allows their members to submit policy ideas I also own my own business selling scrunchies it's important I promise is it or is it just a way for you to flex your your scrunchie business a bit of backstory I 20 female suffered really bad mental health brought on by my birth control I didn't know it was my birth control till I did some research I found it crazy that my doctor never told me and instead put me in therapy rather than trying to change the cause of the problem so I wrote a policy where doctors would check in on the mental health of women on birth control whenever they came in to get more mainly focusing on the pill I got a lot of support except from this one guy male 60 I'll call him Mark he's super sexist Sleazy and hates me for some reason likes everything to stay the same as it was when he was younger I submitted the policy and then received an email from Mark with the entire policy committee which I am a part of CCD he rewrote my policy picking out every tiny mistake in read text like some kind of teacher he then told me I was setting feminism back to the days of Mary stoes a woman who worked on contraception access over 100 years ago it was a patronizing email clearly designed to belittle and embarrass me when all I wanted to do was to help women not go through what I did so I responded telling him I was so sorry for setting feminism back and to make up for it I had named a scrunchie after him of which I will donate the profits to the charity named after Mary stoes herself I'm pretty proud of it it's doing quite well in the shop too apparently a lot of people hate Mark and have bought one just to get snack at him he's pretty livid edits please stop trying to figure out who I am and who Mark is pretty scary having people messaging me telling me who I am thanks okay yeah uh that's a thing I like to guess like locations and things when they give hints and stuff but don't guess people's identities it's kind of weird unless they're like famous or something it's like ha guess what celebrity I am in which case it's all fun because they're already famous anyway op that was really creative um and really really funny good rep good Revenge good idea also good on you for being active politically don't forget to like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an [Music] episode

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Length: 16min 13sec (973 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 06 2024