ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT | House Flipper Song!

[Music] oh dear love you got a red subscribe button look i can fit you a grey one from the van for 200 quid or you can click the button and do it yourself either way oh bloody hell [Applause] [Music] and your place is craving renovations stray from the faces down into your basement freighter radiators need replacements greatest decorator underneath my radius don't check my rate and swear they're outrageous order outrageous basis i'm blameless only three of my extensions ever caved in you've got savings oh well i hope you do because it's an [Music] but the trouble is love is coming at one o'clock so i'll have a spot lunch then the cup and then i'm off when i come back tomorrow see if anything is stuck if i got japan they should be here in jan maybe june in the year maybe two but i'll take the damn payment now see you soon i'll tell you i've got five star reviews and by that i mean i have five one star reviews which is basically the same thing don't think about it satisfaction guarantee cashing and no receipts your dream only spa debris has a bad cup of tea i could see a little room for improvement i can see a little room for improvement are you sure you want a glass translucent i can see a real room for improvement i'm a one-man overall sporting overalls though i don't recall a load bearing wall so i suppose i used a bulldozer a homie saw a disposable i do wiring grout and i put your power sharing [Music] you really need to try a little machine guess right i'm afraid i'll beat 10 grand if you will's too bland i can lend a hand got a car full of samples wifely fan and most of the lead-free cans are banned though some colors are still casting a chance we got exhale beige a crusage hessian a sesame peppermint blade indigo dingo elephant plague hot dog embargo and lemon rampage baby blue navy blue gray blue maybe blue grape and brew barbecue caramel cabbage crew third degree verdigris turtle in february flabble and curdle and terminal burgundy oh why you'd prefer white okay however life's fine too or anything emotional satisfaction guaranteed cash in hand and no receipts your dream home is more debris as a bad cup of tea i can see a little room for improvement [Music] cause it seems like your garage is now in cardiac arrest or installed on extra arches but your bathroom's somewhat less i'm afraid to say your bath is firmly parked up on your face i'm a stone cold filler pro roach killer i'm a fixture a fitted in a kitchen in your villa but my teacup could use a little refill and i don't [Music] i could see a little room for improvement i could see a little room for improvement you really just don't appreciate the brutalist movement for improvement i could feel a little room for improvement [Music] all right folks thanks for watching and thanks to my generous clientele over on patreon for making this sort of thing possible if you enjoyed the video i've got a playlist full of them just like it in the van and do us a favor would you drop a like comment whack the old subscription button ding all that little bell and make us rub it to you while you're at it love and if you really liked it have a bunch of the patreon will be mates over at fan fiber i'll do you a nifty t-shirt or mug or something with me face on it anyway a mustache i got a load of windows to clean that i can't find my ammos anywhere oh the biscuit wouldn't go miss

Channel: The Stupendium

Views: 1,528,320

Keywords: House Flipper, Decorating, Nerdcore, Stupendium, Painting, DIY, Tools, Garden Flipper, Apocalypse Flipper, Luxury Flipper, PowerWash Simulator

Id: B4ixKbucEU0

Length: 4min 12sec (252 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 03 2021