Ron the SEO telemarketer takes just 2.5 minutes to figure out Lenny is a bot

hello this is Lenny hi Lenny good morning this is Elizabeth I'm calling with local squash Lenny would you be the one that handles the online listings but uh sorry I'm barely hear you there okay are you the person that handles online listings for yes yes okay very good Lenny are you guys in a position to take on more business at the moment oh good yes yes yes okay very good yeah just wanted to get an understanding of where you guys are at the reason that we were giving you a call Lenny is we're with local splash we're a data service provider to Google and Bing and what problem I called you Lenny is we wanted to speak with you about getting on the front pages of Google and beans for the categories in your area okay so I'm basically what that means to you Lenny is that anytime anyone does a search for any of the services that you provide we make sure that you always pop up on the first page does that make sense oh yes yes so on someone it did say last week that someone did call last week about the same thing what was it was that you okay I mean we may have touch bases with you but as of now I know that we're not working with you basically Lenny we did a basic search for for the services that you have to offer there in your city and when I go to do a search for the when I go and do a search for all services and you also there at your company a list of your competitors are showing up you guys on the back pages so I'm despite you know your good reviews your good ratings you guys aren't showing up on the first page of the results so on what we want to go ahead and do for you Lenny is make sure that we get you on the front pages so that one customers go to look at the services that you have to offer though actually find you on the front pages rather than your competitors okay and that's why I asked in the beginning if you were able to take on more business because that's exactly what it's going to do for you okay so I'm when you spoke to the other company like me what did I let you know yes sorry what was your name again my name is Elizabeth and the name of the company is local splash like a water splash calm well it's funny that you should call because my third eldest Larissa she she was talking about this just this last week oh well yeah she's she is very smart I'll give her bad because you know she was Asian family to go to university and she passed with distinctions you know we're we're all quite proud of her yes yes so um yeah she was saying that I should look you know get into the look into this sort of thing um yeah what more can you tell me about it alright very good money so what I want to go headington for you I mean I can definitely go ahead and go over pricing and go in a little bit more detail in regards to what exactly we're able to do for you but basically in black and white what it would be doing for you is making sure that your you know business shows up on the front page so let me definitely go ahead and pull up the pricing for you let me answer any other questions that you may have but first I'd like to ask you on how long have you been in business I'm sorry I couldn't quite catch they catch you they will all that again um how long have you been in business but the live sorry again how long have you been in business would you say that again again please how long have you been in business Lenny if fish how many years can you hear me alright is there a bad connection sorry which company would you say you're calling from again its local splash hello are you there yeah can you hear me alright Lenny oh yes sorry sorry what were you saying again okay um I was asking you how how long you've owned the business well you know here's here's something because the last time that either someone called up and spoke to me on the phone I got quite a bit of trouble from the people here because I went for something that I shouldn't have I probably shouldn't be telling you that but yes I think my eldest Rachael see she wouldn't speak to me for a week now you know then that happens you know but it bit that really hurt and and and sometimes in family you know these these things are quite important you know they're more important than any you know job or or phone call or whatever whatever it is of course honey oh yeah scissors since you you pull up that way I mean you've been quite friendly and straightforward with me here hello I'm here hello are you there I'm here Lenny oh yes sorry this is I have a bit of a bit of a problem with this phone and my hearing is also good yeah it sounds like you're pointing it out sorry what were you saying again I said that it sounds like the line is going in and out is there a different phone number that I could perhaps give you a call back on money well you know with the low finances the way there I know you know we're not allowed to spend as much as what we were how how I was this guy true how I was asked I can book okay very good let me go ahead and pull up the pricing for you okay Lenny give me one second well that does sound good I mean you have been very patient with an old man here and is it yeah I mean it's something that that I've been told that I should be looking at my third eldest Marissa or she I think I mentioned Laura before yes yes she me she says that the boat that I should be going for the something like this but it's just a matter of what you know but what is most appropriate for the time and I guess you are not sick so I could just hang on for one second here hang on yes sure yes so sorry about but sorry what were you saying there again what I'm going to go ahead and do for you Lenny is I'm going to get my piping specialist on the line with us and we're going to go ahead and go over the pricing and then we can go ahead and go in a little bit more detail in in regard to of what were able to do for you okay so I'm going to go ahead and put this bit on the pricing specialist on the line with us okay give me one second here Lenny is yes someone someone did say last week noted someone did call last week about the same thing what was it was that you will go ahead and go over that but I don't believe it was our company okay give me one second here Lenny yes sorry what was your name again my name is Elizabeth I'm going to go ahead and put the pricing specialist on the line with us okay well it's funny that you should call because my third eldest Larissa he's very smart give her bad because you know she was the first in the family to go to university and she passed with distinctions you know where we're all quite about oh yes yes so um yeah she was saying that I should look you know get into the look into this sort of thing so what more can tell me about it well Lenny my name is Ron you were speaking with Elizabeth and she brought me in on the line I handle all the pricing program for the Pennsylvania area how are you doing this morning I'm sorry I couldn't quite catch the cashier level what was that again my name is Ron I handle the pricing and programming for Pennsylvania you were speaking with Elizabeth and she brought me in on the line to give you more of you know the pricing and the details of our program and what we can do for you but the Liz sorry again my name is Ron would you say that again like in please my name is Ron ro n ich ich ich and I do the pricing and programming sorry Odell which company would you say you're calling from again local splash well you know here's here's the thing because the last time that either someone called up and spoke to me on the phone I got quite a bit of trouble from the people here because I went for something that I shouldn't have probably shouldn't be telling you that but yes I think my eldest Rachel see she wouldn't speak to me for only now you know then happens yet bid that really hurt and and and sometimes in family you know these these things are quite important you know they're more important than any you know gobble or phone call or whatever whatever it is yeah well yeah we're answers since you've you pulled up that way I mean you've been quite friendly and straightforward with me here yep hello and here hello are you there I'm here oh yes sorry this is I have a have a bit of a bit of a problem with this phone and my hearing is not so good yes oh sorry what were you saying again hello well you know with the Royal finances the way they are I know you know we're not allowed to spend as much as what we were how how I was this going true I was a skanking book hello well are you that that does sound good I mean you have been very patient with an old man here and is it yeah yeah I mean it's something that but I've told what I should be looking at my third eldest were Marissa she I think I mentioned Laura before yes yes she she says that that I should be going for something like this but it's just a matter of what you know what what is most appropriate from for the time and I guess what not so I could you just hang on for one second I got it so sorry about that sorry what were you saying there again hello oh yes yes Oh someone someone did did say last week though that someone didn't call us week about the same thing what was it was that you hello yeah sorry what would what's your name again hello hello oh yes sorry sorry what were you saying again hello well it's pain that you should call because my third eldest Larisa see she was talking about this just this last week and you know she's she is very smart give her bad because you know she was the first in the family to go to university and she passed with distinctions you know where we're all quite proud of her yes yes so um yes she was saying that I should look you know get into the look into this sort of thing so what more can you tell me about it no you know what I'm sorry I couldn't quite catch it they do catch you they will pause that again yeah are you familiar with what we do here or you can nail with the ribbon or all this sorry again hello would you say that again again please yes hello ich ich sorry which company did you say you're calling from again hello well you know here's here's something because the last time someone

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Length: 15min 56sec (956 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 15 2016

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[u/manghoti]

I like how Ron could appreciate Lenny's awesomeness.