Robin Williams 2012.04.26

Wow oh yes indeed got the feeling in the prow on the Letterman Show outside the ground had opened up yeah that's right with I didn't mention we have an actual sinkhole outside on 53rd Street really we're the only show with a sinkhole and if you look if you lean down really close you can underneath there's a voice going bring me Leatherman bring him to me I've already had that meeting item yeah just sign here a little button you're a newbie afraid you know you look tremendous I like the the Froyo you look great looks like it's for Freud the musical you you look you look ye and as a matter of fact you celebrated a birthday that makes you seem at least on paper as we say wise wise how old are you now sixty years here you go my friends okay and you 65 65 oh my nice to be here that's nice 65 that's the new 70 wait how are you day I'm on the show Wednesday we're gonna go out to a really early dinner after here see that the difference you look fantastic I know I look like at least I'm 65 at least I'm 65 you look great god bless you David self a sudden if I didn't know you I think you were hitting on me no well why not Bryan Alex what 65 now's the time not now hey my friend it's my present tell me tell me about yourself what do you been doing house about here and I survived no birds which was wonderful maybe a lot of planes and a lot of planes and birds which makes me think there's either kamikaze Canadian geese number one right it is that they're going ditches for the fog wha oh I don't know either that or they have a squirrel aircraft controller going I got vector v vector v over LaGuardia I don't know where they are I don't know how they're gonna handle that problem because you know you're gonna have to hire a couple of New Jersey raccoons to go stuff happens I don't know but you know uh what about forget the the geese what about them just flying on just oh my god you never know you never know especially when your flight attendant comes on going hello my name is Eileen we're all gonna die the exits are here and here and I'll be out before your dumb ass it's scary yeah your pilot comes on hi this is your pilot Bob um I'm not feeling too good about myself I'm just gonna look out law there's gremlins on the wing again welcome to JetBlue zambian fly scary yeah exit sir oh here here God here here you uh and what about we talked about Newt dropping out of the roots gone now get rid of that bobblehead that's a yeah you got a dude bobble it I know actually I think it was Newt it might have been quite a minute actually him yeah doing wow I'm doing well aren't I doing well feeling good about but was MIT MIT was up for me metal reminds me of Jeff Bridges in Starman his is like an alien than hasn't read the entire manual you know he's going nice to be in a place where the trees are the right side I love the fact his wife said you know nude had to suffer going to college he had to sell stock I want yeah life's a bitch babe at the cells yeah oh good to work all winter long just to go to France yeah baby good nobody knows the trouble I've seen nobody knows but Romney MMS is you call this quiche oh my god y'all and I don't I don't know I mean it's it's a I think things are well I just don't know the state of the country but the guy looks like he'd be the crooked banker on Days of Our Lives right or you'd be like the one in the lineup you're going I think that's him but I was really drunk yeah that whole thing about pretty sure they're going to have a bake off for the country or they'll have a reality show called so you think you can speak just try and put together a sentence it might make sense in our lifetime or like someone's feeding them aligned and used to be like what W think that someone was going movie our movie arm hi nice to see I miss George w oh yeah I think he was our cutest our cutest president ever I think he the cutest yes I think he was our cutest Jason it kind of yeah and the kind of hey what the hell kind of that's right I think I'm like your uncle who drinks a lot going banco bob is it just took a dump in the jacuzzi he's cute that way that's what's up what that cute of course is still at all uh and I was reading about your family and again again this is one of those I'm so old deals you your youngest child is twenty is that no 1919 and then your oldest one is 29 29 yeah look at that's funny but that's funny not well I mean it's stunning isn't it crazy it is amazing it's quite one Elaine he's about to get an MBA and when he graduated from college he graduated from NYU and I I don't have any degrees so I was like way to go boy and he graduated with a degree in linguistics and I said what you gonna do open a syntax repair shop what did what do you do with linguistics I was going to go into artificial intelligence which would have a great bearing on the new candidates the idea I'm running for president now I'm Stephen Hawking I believe I can solve your problem what what is your relationship like with your 29 year old son wonderful he's amazing and my my 19 year old son is incredible he's a DJ mixing he produces music and is there a girl there in the middle yes there's a girl yeah there's my daughter Zelda who is named after the video game not Zelda Fitzgerald yes becsher which does answer the question did I inhale I don't think there's ever any holiday there yeah it was never any doubt about that be a great new cooking show she's she's an actress she's oh she's done amazing she's played a loved in many of the movies one of the movies she played the bride of Satan which I went that's my girl all part of the family we'll be right back Robert William Robin Williams ladies gentlemen we want to mention I want to get the information here right you will see The Comedy Awards may 6 9 p.m. on the Comedy Central you're receiving the Comedy Awards stand-up icon yes the icon award oh I like to call it the lucky bastard award what it's being a lucky bastard what about the Secret Service I mean I guess we now know what Secret Service is I guess it's kind of wonderful can you keep a secret sir yeah it's kind of one but I guess it was Biden's details to LuAnn it's ok you know what Joe Biden let's see if we have Joe what were you going to say Joe about that let me hear it one more promise you president has a big stick there you go that's there you go you know you know what his Secret Service code name is though Joe Biden yeah why not it's like too late Oh Joe recycle Al Gore Park for bring it back come on and the visiting they go to you don't negotiate with a hooker like ok you know it's like it's like no no $25 no it's $250 but not 20 but I'm not in Colombia no come on no that seems just write it off later office snacks so something out of the minibar yeah I enjoyed it though but it's a yeah I mean but but I don't understand apparently there was no negotiation that the price was 300 he gave her 30 there's no negotiation there so that's just dealing in American economics there that just seems like he's really really stupid I mean we don't want that guy in the Secret Service doing anything especially not negotiating price at that point yeah and then the other thing I was puzzled by is where do you buy your ammunition target well it nothing wrong with that but why were they negotiating the price after the fact that's what I don't get they get laughter after the fact you settle that up in front being the money's on the dresser good luck yeah weirdo well we'll talk about this Headroom the credit card who to crack your ass let's you a head okay okay okay hold on I have to wait for right now I'm buffering we have to see if your card cleared oh this is an American Express card I don't know Colombian Express is much quicker oh man Oh buddy the credit card now listen now this is the comeback on that one I don't cut that out now stop that one the girls will be here in a minute easy hold on mr. dreamer now what is the what is the comedy icon yeah when somebody icon is award the award that Eddie Murphy got last year which is kind of one I worked with Eddie once we did a photo shoot with any Leibovitz and as always she had a concept for the photo and her concept of the photo was Eddie would wear white face I would wear a black face and I kind of said Annie do you mind if I pass because not a lot of mimes are going to kick Eddie's ass yeah and then they you you got the Carson award yeah last year I was they were very kind very sweet to get to get amazing it is a nice comedy award show is kind of like a bake-off for bulimics it's an interesting concept it's an interesting concept and you end the idea that you're in you in great company it's kind of wonderful we'll listen tell me how your heart's doing uh to now good yeah that's going well the Cal valve is holding him you had a valve replacement as a travel basement and mitral valve repair I had a Cal valve versus the pig valve and if I had the pig valve I could find truffles for you but but with the cow valve the car valve is great I mean I can crap standing up yeah I mean yeah yeah that stretch right you know that tail the tails inconvenient yeah dad's happy yeah that was the great you know the great Chris Walken quote that one time they asked Chris Walken they said Chris what's the most uh what would if you could have anything in the world what would you what would you want their needs tell them anyway well I'd want a tail I'm a why Chris well if I was happy my tail would be out and obviously if I was sad or scared my tail would be down one I'm with you yeah yeah I never looked at it quite like that no gills no kills but the valve is working how are you holding up good they're pretty good yeah good there yeah but it's a it's just amazing now there's a difference between if they give you the plastic valve the mechanical valve the mechanical valve yeah and then you have to take warfarin for the rest of your life was with that rat poison yeah who found that discovery well you're you're better off with the with the cow valve the cow valve is great and then hopefully it'll last for 15 years and I can't eat meat right now because it's like it's one of them if you have a hamburger like I'm sorry I'm so sorry bye happy cannibal you're a kind of I had a little follow bean yeah so now one more time if you can take me through the process with the credit card what happens exactly with when you turn a tank Brinegar yeah okay this is if you're willing to pay before Hey okay sure right okay if you're clear we have the kid on tonight oh the kids here boys and girls we learned a lot in here we sure have there'll be a lot of fun discussions over dinner and show-and-tell tomorrow about a credit card and now why did they run them through that with the magnetic strip facing that way that's right you can see him receive the award May 6 then it'll be in town the 28th if you want to go over there it's the Beacon Theatre right there yeah yeah yeah where was last year I think it was yeah that's a nice place very nice thing it's a nice tonight you know I can't tell how nice it is to see you join a live date my 65 year old one our ranges kids years and years ago now we're just kids and I was just an hour old and them incontinent but rolled over that's right incontinent in irrelevant that sounds like a comedy team please welcome incontinent and irrelevance right hi that's good Robin Williams right back with that okay

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Length: 14min 49sec (889 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 27 2012