Road to Affiliate: Baldur's Gate 3 Session 3 with Rohan. Chaos is coming!!!!

welcome everybody to session three of our balers Gate 3 play through we are here with Rogan what's up everybody glad y'all could make it tonight I smell some chaos of Bruin so you know it's going to be fun yeah that's what I smell I got to track my pizza I got some pizza on the way so we uh left off with uh just talking to lizelle um and then you ran away cuz your cat was choking yeah yep yeah I was so mad on that stream I was like damn yo I was like yo what just happened I went on like a little rant then I was like but I hope his cat's okay cuz I was like that kind of sounded like [ __ ] up but I was like yo that [ __ ] just like it unfolded so fast and I didn't know what happened I was like what the [ __ ] that's what I was like I was like how what is cat joking on I was like how is this cat joking oh it's a piece of her toy I like there's like piece in the ear show that's an ear I guess and like one of them's missing and then she was like just like her chin was soaked and there's like a puddle of which like her jeo on the floor I was like what the [ __ ] and she kept like doing it and I keep dripping off her chin I was like all right I don't know what the hell's wrong with you damn so I tried to enable The Boulders Gate 3 extension and I don't think it's working because we're not playing on PC that's kind of shitty though because you know I have my and my PlayStation account linked so you would think I'm surprised it doesn't work with it I mean there might be have to be something you like looked it up at all I haven't looked it up well this is my first time like doing it I'm not going to spend the next like 10 minutes of the stream you know trying to I'll do it on the uh you know in between now and the next stream God gotta fix these oh yeah I seen him uh playing it uh yesterday I think it was yeah oh yeah yeah yeah you we're all good here I can say only this carac not the only one who's had a villain's knife held to their throats one night soon when we make Camp the veil will be lifted and I'll pay my Penance you're not in any danger aren't you going to trade him out for carlac yeah you want to head to camp and do that real quick before we go fight these bastards up here on this hill I'm going to pick this up first yo we're at 53 followers you're about to say crazy yeah yeah we need average views now I think I'm sitting at uh hold up I got you yeah I'm streaming right now are you streaming right now we we went through the whole introduction and everything make sure yo I had to make like bro well what are you doing over there you said what up to the stream I'm sitting at 2.2 uh out of three yeah we getting close all right where's this guy at yo I think my P is here bu I I just don't think it's G to work out between I was confused as [ __ ] right because my ab still says it's on its review phase it literally just went from making to review and then I just heard the wife open up the door and I was just peeking around this green screen like a whole creep looking at this door cuz I was like who the [ __ ] is that Pizza pza yeah Mama's going to grab it for me I'll tell you all about it after we take of the on go get you some pizza depends easy she so excited projectiles they don't love is getting their bombs lobed right back in their faces demons on the other every demon is absolutely singular you can't ever think you've gotten typed out sharp instincts sharp weapons and a knack for improvisation that's the only way to survive him anyway what were we talking about yeah let's go straight there whatever those [ __ ] are getting up to it's nothing good just to say by the way they're not really paladins lackes of the arch devil playing dress up as paladins of tear no honor among Devils got a point got a point funny you should ask I was just thinking about what would have become of us without that naid I mean I know where I'd be trapped in a ver still with a blade of fron on my tail what about you um what about me in the world middle of another adventure so much has happened yeah probably that were you an adventurer I used to be an adventurer like you before I took an arrow to the knee beard way you got a beard like that you kind of look like a Bard you should multiclass is a bard of troubl to throw ourselves at yo this [ __ ] would be so funny cuz what are you right now you're a druid might do it just bring out myid [ __ ] thing just to play yeah just take like one or two levels as it yo look at the cape this funny as hell oh you were supposed to pick her up oh yeah oh y I need you to come with by the way hell yeah see that's the attitude I like you know level her up oh I got to level that [Music] b you know I seen a little Tik Tok about like you can find somebody hiding yeah no there's someone there but they're not here right now yeah it happened at night for me I haven't uh I check over here periodically when we come back to camp and I haven't seen it yet maybe I'll have to check before we go to bed one time uh next time when we come cuz I'm like yo that'd be creepy as [ __ ] well if you're good oh you're leveling her up I was to say we can get back to the action are we going to go back up on that uh Hill and fight those people the ones that [ __ ] us up severely the first time I wasn't expecting it but I'm glad to have some company on this J I mean okay but to be fair the first time through I think I was pickpocketing the one person and you just kind of ran ran up in there and then it just it went downhill I mean I was on I came in on the top floor uh well let's see you know we got our Journal here we can um you have any good stuff I can steal from you H she really wants us to confront these uh paladins we can go go to the goblin Camp I feel like we should um or we can end the conflict and save the refugees but there's so much to do with that one right now like oh yeah I think I gave it to you at some point I think it must have yeah probably died yo you see how many Scrolls I got no just like Scrolls in general oh no that that was you were a wizard though you wouldn't use a scroll because you [ __ ] were insisting yeah Lear well yeah you got to get your sells up bro I mean I get it but you weren't like kind of wizard are you if you don't learn the spell I know I mean I guess not a very good one that's what I'm saying you got yo it's funny just looking through the inventories right you should take the uh scroll revivify and the potion to Healing from will since we're leaving him at Camp um he don't need those um it's just funny looking through the inventories and seeing like how much more [ __ ] we have compared to like the companions I need to start letting her carry [ __ ] I'm weigh myself down it's like I feel like everything's you know important this to her she can carry all my valuables my Jimmy gems that's all the gems I got well we are here you're welcome Ma all right all right so we have quite a b options we still have a lot of place on yeah but we're going to start exploring that once we start doing like any one of these missions you know I was like yeah they are right there let me rip open this [ __ ] bread I'll tell you what if we take out that searing Smite guy we're set that one he's the only one we have to worry about the other people we can probably get you're probably going to have to use carlac for that yeah I still think he can probably on shot her though did he one shot you they're not going to like as soon as they see her yeah so just be wary almost like they're after her or something almost some good bread that's that's the way I went up last time I think I might shoot this brazer down you got a little halfling lady coming to no never mind actions wooden hinge oh that didn't throw me into comat or [Music] initiative all righty I don't know if I want to go down this ladder or not necessarily um all right um so we might end up in combat here in a second that's fine wow I waited a second too long in that grease all and the fire went out on me that's [ __ ] up you know what so this elf ladyes out here and she hasn't said a thing you might want to clear up this particular mess oh he's getting mad at you um what you need to do hey I just came to check out the noise too man I don't know what you're talking about nice perfect you may have talked your way out of this one but there will be no Repeat Performance oh so he's so they're attacking on site now you got this I'm trying to figure out um I think I'm going hit him with a arrow of ice maybe yeah oh that big guy I think that's going to be the best option to start it off yeah me and Shadow hard are an initiative who this guy dead [ __ ] is this [ __ ] oh jeez guys are in there that was you know very cool um can I all right we're here I don't think I'm going be able to do anything until I get down there with her kind of Spawn let me Spawn it down here that that works I guess no what uhoh you're dead oh damn that's [ __ ] up not a very cool guy by the way don't have enough movement damn um oh [ __ ] uh cancel that let me go just [ __ ] I can't even do that to that no [ __ ] it's [ __ ] up you didn't roll High Enough you only rolled a 12 it said you needed 15 wait you saw when I roll it said it on the reaction screen when it popped up it said carlac needed 15 she got 12 or something like that like I got a moon beam somewh you got to do something here one second y'all [Music] for all righty I got something between my teeth and I can't get that [ __ ] out that's the worst paused to send my [ __ ] to the pause screen cuz I was like godamn um and I missed that's [ __ ] did you save before got combat um so I probably should have healed there but I didn't so we'll see what happens oh you see right here at the top carac needs 15 to hit they rolled 11 so you're not going to hit the H do I react though cuz the Reckless attack will make give them advantage against me you're not going to hit with that if you choose to react the wless attack ain't going to hit oh no I I still swung yeah you still swing it's like an additional thing they holding bam I'm being held oh I hope this hits I mean it look like it hit but I wish we can just pretend maybe oh bro what the [ __ ] y one more for good measure um that was my sword wa who the [ __ ] is flying God man pay attention yeah you getting them I was lady is I know really really coming after me though so my guy's like dead dead that's what I'm doing you scroller revive ify so now what if I just jump right I mean he'll just come gliding down on top of one of us so might as well probably jump up there like I'm just jump it [ __ ] you bro n no oh he's zooming but he can't attack so that's good right what the [ __ ] holy you want me to I can't even come attack him I'm too far away I might be able to but he has [ __ ] do I come over there and try and kill that guy I think we need to try to kill him yeah I'm coming oh [ __ ] h I got an elixir of Hill giant strength what are you going to do with that I can give it to you uh well you're I can give it to carlac carlac is a little uh held up right now just doing what I can doing what I can yeah they're just beaming carac right now I guess on the bright side she's not like held in one spot anymore that's not good hope I can't even move I was hoping maybe if I like done that it would let me move away without actually causing that reaction that is [ __ ] up damn oh yeah he's close [ __ ] think that's all I can do I do have a b yeah cuz I'm a bear damn you might want to get on the other side of that door if you can wait why so the people in the other room can't shoot you're right hold up probably stop to shoot me I have another wild clean myself up I just finished my food all right maybe if we just go right outside the front door yeah yeah like that I think you got this though I mean I messed up that lady back there I haven't even hit her yet though and she saws her armor damn I mean I'm looking a little rough a little bit um see what I can do here this is the hardest difficulty yet yo I'll be right back I'm going to go grab like a little toothpick all right hey yo chat anyone know if uh Scroll of blur will still work if I change to Wild shape s for for for we are back stream got his ass now I got to Wild shape or do I feel like I wild shape do I go Max hit points or do I do a little less like this a little bit more like I got to go bear like the bear is just but oh I burn myself I'm too would you burn yourself in oh the acid my light I was like what the [ __ ] why the [ __ ] am I oh I was like I still was selected as Shad out I was waiting for the [ __ ] to change right and like so I could do some [ __ ] and all right um yeah I got careful that [ __ ] moon beam behind you um I'm going just end my turn one of them's already hit half Health too that's a little [ __ ] can you help her up while you're a bear um no I can't even reach any of them so probably have probably should Dash them yeah go take up the whole doorway got me to then I can worry about saving these two you know I'm just going to run in there help car up um give her a healing potion um I can't actually give it to her but I mean uh yeah like you're going to have to give it to her once probably all right um let me see if I can hit one of them with an arrow I mean she has two Potions all right I'm going use one of these cutting actions as a dash I missed I used up one of her things so I needed to get back here so I could scroll or revive if I Shadow heart how do you hit that close with Advantage probably my boy's almost dead go for two nice and my attacks disadvantage give shot yeah I think so I think I chipped my tooth yeah damn for real that or whatever this thing is is like really lodged between my teeth but I can't see it cuz it's like behind I don't know it's in a weird angle I tried to use like one of those little like you know toothpick [ __ ] um flosser things and I couldn't get it yeah but I'm like the more I [ __ ] with it like no way it's just it feels more like it's just like a part of the tooth I don't know I'm sad about it cuz it's one of my front teeth much longer oh damn [ __ ] devastated I need to go to the dentist but I'm like terrified of the dentist at the same time you said what I do nothing nothing too scary I had to get I mean I like I had like I had an infected wisdom tooth taken out that was the last time I went and uh I don't know it is yeah I had to stay awake the whole whole time cuz like that place didn't have like gas or nothing and they didn't put people under so I was like yeah it was a all they did for me for the cavity was uh numb my gums and everything I tell you what we went to Coney after and I couldn't eat I couldn't drink my face was DB bro I have never had my face n before and like I was trying to drink water and it's like dribbling out of my mouth cuz I can't feel my lip I just hit you with some toxin when I meant to hit this [ __ ] with toxin dude yeah you hit me I didn't mean to bro I swear I selected her and then my guy just ran up to you and stabbed you and I was like no finish him nice oh yeah oh yeah but when I got my wisdom tooth taken out dude [ __ ] they're like oh there's going to be a little bit of bleeding and stuff like that you know that's normal tell me why the next [ __ ] morning I woke up in a puddle of [ __ ] blood no like they're like oh just keep the gauze packed in your mouth you should be good overnight you know like you'll pull it out there your Gau are going to be soaked in blood but you know that's normal no like I got like I packed my mouth with some gauze before I went to bed and then I [ __ ] woke up in the morning best sleep in my night like life though I had so I was on like some crazy pain pills but um yo I slept through the night but I woke up yo face covered in like dried blood and like there was like clotted Blood on the like [ __ ] pillow and [ __ ] mhm damn was some wild [ __ ] I help you no no I think yeah I'm just I'm stuck here for 10 is it [ __ ] why doesn't it why doesn't it do this for me I just group all what does that do for me okay it doesn't it's not Auto switching for some reason so I have actions but I can't use my actions apparently I'm G to try and meet this person where she's headed oh I succeeded on my saving throw I'm out of it see now that's that's [ __ ] up right right there that's the definition of [ __ ] up so you're going to be healed and then I'm going go steal a healing potion from myself just I don't Dam this moon beam is so op bro I can just move it and it hits 100% of the time yeah that's wild yo what is carlac doing all the way up there I she was up top on the she climbed up the ladder up there so I was going to try and cut her off thought she was moving up there played me just waiting on you buddy old pale yeah oh d damn you're fast did you dash I was like Jesus yeah all righty um a my boom beam BR moon beam on my yeah I moved it I I've killed two people with it so far [ __ ] hunt that hit 100% of the time it's just unreal did you get rid of one of them oh actually one left I don't know I couldn't see there we go none left nice now she she'll shortly be dead damn o I like that I get a double opportunity attack you notice that feel like a crit Miss is wild I don't think there's much I can do for this one did you loot this dude right here he's got a pair the refugee that looks like he was dead before we got here no I think he was he just had a pair on him it looks like they came in killed him and then stayed here nice [ __ ] them Yo she burning up [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I Won't Go Back find nothing but a pile of Ash it's like a sense like a yeah you know a little bit to you know probably not the same way like I'm actually seeing fire BR no no no no no no you you don't quite understand easy garc do it do it do it do it do it I want to see let see it hold up wait no there no actually actually on a real note there's this little um this little thing over here um a hatch I want to go down so don't let her like burn the place to the ground Dam I thought this dude was going to have a special long sword he does not he does have some scal mail uh 14 she might hold let me come back and tune in oh [ __ ] I ran through oh [ __ ] she's just running through the [ __ ] [ __ ] catching things on fire what is she what's what' you do she saying [ __ ] you I I told her to calm down those Flames are getting big she like [ __ ] HD things yo I want to go down this little yeah I'm going to leave first before die cuz I'm almost dead I'm going just I'm going to make my way down this hatch must have while uh I'm looking crates some food nice oh she's all done now a big ass door yeah I go to go talk to her padded armor yeah I just [ __ ] I'm talking to her oh there we go I wanted to watch it but I accidentally hit uh Circle and it [ __ ] knocked me out hey there's a mall down here oh yeah I could probably do sometimes I got like when something happens like a big like a black screen will start to happen I'll hit like Circle cuz I think I [ __ ] pressed something wrong and then like by the time it loads up it'll just kick me right out uh I'm back in yeah a few had to let off little Ste facing off with those inot or ignit ignots is that supposed to be idiots ignit ignot I don't know I feel like I've heard that before ignant I don't know like you should have melted a long time ago how can you stand it hot careful sold if I burn any hter I might oh boy probably right [ __ ] throw that place apart infernal engine for a heart let's me burn as hot as running I got some uh know what I got I some Co make the most of the extra heat just don't get too close till I found a way to calm it down high pain tolerance and a dynamic duo of truly shitty bosses but it's a bit early in the game to be getting into tragic Back stories let's sa the show for later after we've worked up an appetite for tragedy meanwhile I'll need to find someone who can Tun Up My engin sooner rather than later believe me when I say this thing is hot the first time I faced down those paladins they let slip there was an infernal mechanic in the area a tling he might be able to stabilize things if I can find him you think sounds like a good will be oh yeah there's a m uh yeah come down to this or something um there's a mall great X yo I think I wasted all mine I have one left oh my guy's on a side quest there we go we started to climb up a box dead toll collector oh Toll House Ledger yo do you think do you think we go through and collect these [Music] tolls I'd be able to I'm going to pick up the toll book just in case I don't see why not um oh over here in these crates I don't know if carlac might want it there's a Maul and a great Axe I don't know what her weapon's looking like the mall is pretty good I think she has a good weapon right now oh no I I I haven't moved it to her yet I was like the mall is pretty [ __ ] good oh is that the special sword of justice yeah that's like op the lock lock pissing lockpicking impossible yo Carl down here but oh there we go I I I I no I didn't short rest wait did you short rest here you hate me I just short rested I love you God yeah don't let me lockpick this bad boy have you try and opened it with like some spells it's only medium toughness okay um I have no spell slot I have a Firebolt I don't have any spells um have carlac hit that [ __ ] hey carlac oh yeah that's what I'm talking about that [ __ ] again never heard it should I give her the potion of Hill giant strength here uh just take it out my inventory beat her and drink it all right um it is a yellow bottle that looks like it has some sort of netting out on it yeah I see it I don't necessarily need it as a rogue but I just keep things oh [ __ ] up I got this almost didn't oh there's a burrow hole can you get chest over here can I use it already in use can your your car lck I can't use it like oh oh my guy wants oh my guy's trying to blow up I'm way too big no I'm too big too damn there's a throne oh there's two Thrones I'm pretty sure we're supposed to sit on these step carefully a trap there poison stepped on this where's the poisons I'll take them there in the no over here on the boxes over here don't mind if I do I'll take that liquor picture a beer don't mind if I do care a r wine don't mind if I do what's in this pouch nothing robu nothing all right hey the chair ungroup uh yeah what's up ungroup your uh carlac from you and have her sit in this other Throne I wonder what the next move is all right what now yes careful damn it we got to remove our seated people let me disarm this let me see if that will fix it no don't he was it died can't to stay idle got way to times get rid of it right what am I to do all right uh and if you want the stuff in there no one back home will ever believe this about to die um [ __ ] I'm not going to last much longer can't give up now um for I mean you guys totally let it be it totally has his foot just chilling in that toxin do what I did huh interesting really really like up the place do what I did did here is it the same kind of yeah it's the same box I know it's angle same exact don't even let me move it from there now now it's saying it's Out Of Reach I can't even move it um let me see if I can put one of these hold up we will get this loot my rogeness wants it how do we get rid of toxin I don't know what I could try fire what's the trick to get rid of it whatever comes I'm ready fire does not do [Music] it damn think we need water maybe I have a little thing of water at Le things stayed interesting water does not do it that work I see one chest looks like some gold be this place is TR I got the gloves from over here for let's go all right me don't die on me don't die on me whatever you do thank you thank you okay so I see if I would have kept disarming those little circle things that's where the acid comes out of when you triggered it that's why the one by the one door doesn't have acid cuz it looks like they're coming out of the little circle plates hey was that hidden cach always on thing our map uh I it was there last time we played cuz I remember talking about it uh do you want to go long rest here I want to loot these bodies real fast actually yeah just see if they got anything I don't think they have anything nothing on that for me to loot that's weird Buckle Arrow of ice green grapes the burlap can this the Milkman all right um let's go do this long rest why thank you I don't know how long ago that was but I appreciate you all right that cash was worth it honestly I uh I got like [ __ ] 300 gold from that Cash Plus a potion of Greater healing yeah nice hey I got a helmet I got a Prett good send it to you great Axe um I was like you or carac I'd probably give it to carlac CU it has a plus one on con saving throws and it's a medium armor helmet I have a leather helmet and it gives me plus one to my deck saving throws so I'm going keep that I have two trap arm Kats yep I got them already my eyes lock right who am I kidding you'll find it you said some I got something for you I said some I'm here you should probably give uh carlac those gloves of heroism they're um plus one to strength saving throws yo you want know would be dope you should you should maybe uh multiclass her as a paladin yeah that might be dope I feel like multic classing in this game makes it like a little bit cooler than just single class in the whole way yeah like I plan on multic classing I just don't know what yet um what was I going to do um will same difference they're all the [ __ ] same um I'm G give her this necklace protects me yeah she going have Dancing Lights um so you already have a crossbow or not a crossbow but a bow there is work to do what to do don't care like G's like my least favorite person that is most don't know why but I feel like he [ __ ] made what's going on uh oh well this is his little like [ __ ] wasn't he like in like a relationship with her own me well you've been nauy and you know what happens when you're naughty anyone but her damn yo do it do it do it oh a little a gnome that has this [ __ ] thing for teelings and Devils yo come on well you absolute stinker you kept me a secret time to let the Hellcat out of the bag call me pretty sure it's just cat Patron the F of his power My Pet's been unruly and his leash A Yank damn ouches will but still breathing I've more sh those Beed that's no kind of talk for a lady by the way I have no idea who's that well who's that Devils only she's a teethling not a monster how precious the little pupsters found his bark Clause G section n Target shall be limited to The Infernal the Demonic the heartless and the soulless carlac meets the criteria BYT of no heart yeah you got to protect your carlac don't you worry that ship has long sailed the sticks but a defant pup must still yeah take one oh you can do what the [ __ ] you want to oh yeah no he's going to give him horns doesn't isn't he like starting to turn into a tling or some [ __ ] STS of strike I wish I could go my wild the back yeah while while he's changing yo those are some pretty nice looking horns though she could have gave him an ugly set of horns true just like one's like half something like look at her she has four horns that that don't look cool what the hells have you done the promise broken I think you can like use the horns as a attack you know the probably like a ram attack playing by D and D rules I'm pretty sure cuz like saders get like a a headbutt like Ram so you think keelings could get something similar carac keep an eye on him would you I'll be keeping mine oh me I think she like what did I do you didn't me talk to me stand yeah the beard is pretty Lush it's it's the beard bro if I could if I could turn into something that could grow a beard I would let me go see if that little perver is peeking over here don't want to forget about that hey [Music] perv all right I'm going talk to KAC I'll beon no perves no perves hanging out in the Tall Grass ashall horns matter that's what I got in my chat just you better not forget that's a lot of dialogue options bro that's how I yeah I wasn't expecting it but I'm glad I think she's starting to like me fine she said I didn't expect it but I like the company don't think I've ever had a confidant quite like you and if I have I can't remember them she want this 400 year old elf dick that's the one thing I love about elves is just the absurdly like high age they get it's like how old are you oh I'm 1,472 like what you look 12 bro yo why does she have a little bear like a teddy bear I'm just asking hey why you judging bro scary times I get to select all of them not too hard I can steal her bear his name's Clive the teddy bear AED toy bear stuff with soft fur bro I kind of want yo hop for teddy bear bro get your own teddy bear should grow up and not have a teddy bear nobody else has a teddy bear in Camp hey a teddy bear a drone man I can have a teddy bear if I want one yeah and you want a teddy bear Hey cuz it's a nice grown woman's teddy bear bro how do you know she's grown she could be four she's a tling we don't know we don't know how their a how their kind ages yeah [ __ ] will I guess I'll go to bed now [ __ ] yo 25 potatoes and uh and a piece of white bread perfect that's what we're having for dinner nice nice what I call camp supplies bro no don't no this boy's coming for me I thought I thought for sure likeing or something you see that that's all you shut up we talk to like that it's okay it's okay all righty yeah yeah I left Camp did you dip what damn I'm sorry I love you leaves me all right we going back to the teing camp that's what I was thinking right because but there we don't have a mission there got to go to this hidden cash yeah then we can go down and investigate Caro yo can we fast travel y I'm and then we can go back to fast travel to theal and verons uh hit triangle how do you fast travel again well you're on the map the emerald Grove side clips or whatever it's called emons yeah I don't know how to say that word there um and I was like you're the one in college so if you can't say it I'm good you know nah bro I ain't no nothing English major you know you don't be catching me REO addiction where's this cash at how the [ __ ] do we get to that oh I think I think we need to go we are not where we need to be looking at the map think the way to get there is not a way that we can get without going we'll just walk up and around and see just casually walk past this dirt P we can go more to the right well if you look right we might be able to follow this hill around and there might be an entrance I think maybe if we go down by the water we might be able to get to that hidden cache if that's a dead end we'll go back and we'll Circle back right and clear that out we have stuff below too that we should probably clear yeah we do need to make our way down to uh the swamps or whatever it is the forests no not even like that like we have a some shaded area back in the beginning area God damn Tangled Vines I was like wait what the [ __ ] happening careful I mean you could just go around the Tangled gies I did whatever hard to that's funny do we go this way hey we were down here I don't know why we didn't me we just kind of just didn't go over here an mind FL vessel if its occupant survived then nowhere to be seen we should [ __ ] it up dude that's what I'm cash at bro ah maybe that's the hidden part it says it's a above us yeah right isn't that what that arrow means oh it's all the way up there wait wait look on the map Zoom all the way in I think I see where we have to go I'm zoomed all the way in wait let me see your map I'm I'm going check on the stream yeah see that area right there that looks like there's another playable North and then look uh more North Northeast oh oh you see the little crev y yep yep yep yep yep right there yep yep yep that's what I'm talking about right there like I got you just like the little bit of the map changing just to know that's it's like playable area cuz I was like come on now like it's got to be somewhere on this Cliff side right like that's I was yeah and since it was showing like above I was like how high do we I was like that was the only place that was undiscovered though that's why I was like well you know it's got to be right but I see we got to jump up here and then it'll let us climb yep yeah you should y you think jum that I was say can you not jump that bro listen um not all of us have legs okay but listen not all my legs are the size of your head how do we all did we all fail history we're all [ __ ] dumb she's lived in the [ __ ] Hill her whole life oh it was just some gold I now there's got to be more to it maybe if we didn't fail history oh wait but look this is like oh there it is the spiders I don't know if I want to reach it no I don't bro come on Shadow heart's right there what do you mean plus one wait hold on what take guidance from you cuz you're theid better take my guidance uh oh oh man wait you have you're inspired bro you know you're inspired round two unnatural give you the plus four when you already the creatures clutch the pely you have no doubt a spider egg is nestled within that's all I got from that ooh what do you do do you do your Rogue or do you do I think you go Rogue right Rogue SL of hand a 9 to 12 bonus look at all that Bon oh my God I need all TW no you're going to need all of it I don't get the bag should should I use my inspiration no you're inspir only have two left yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no no we went all the way up I guess we do have a card a bit of people here don't we un natural 28 hey scatter and you stash the bag nice something clinks among the coins um what'd you get I don't received pouch open inventory to view spider egg sack 13 gold what is I think I could throw it and I think a bunch of spiders are going to hatch out of it yeah it says bonus action what the [ __ ] that would be get a pet spider that'd be cool you think I'll get something if I use the rocky crevice cluster of spiders ins reaching to crush the spiders bro look at his eyeballs bro yo you look [ __ ] up bro what's that guy doing the infuriated spiders pour in all directions like sand what is coming huh oh oh they're weak as [ __ ] all right getting me worried and [ __ ] God damn oh he's one y this dude's dead and he's a skeleton but this fire is still going can you make that that makes sense easy see we didn't have to expend anything yeah no I don't know what my guy was doing though a little weird use the ladder so I can use the lad I think we keep clicking at the same [ __ ] time said has I can't do this action right now jump like there might have been something yeah you knowy you know if you open up a hit R2 you can do alchemy I was like yeah that's why I've been picking him up you're the master over here you should like start dabbling like might as well try hey there's some stuff over here yeah ballom that's why yeah that's why I just picked up over there too all right I'm going just back up God use it [Music] [ __ ] nothing nothing what's the what seems to be the problem um okay I I was just trying you know to get down so we need to figure out what we're doing about K are we gonna okay so we are going to investigate her I want to investigate her so but I feel like we're going through the goblin Camp no no the goblin Camp's West the goblin Camp is yeah but it's I wait what's this is this the troll area then right here the three trolls yes yep that's the little like Goblin like Outpost um see okay so I don't know because maybe she's at a different Goblin Camp because you see up top where um the little like gold circle is um that's that's the one that Hon's at that's the that big ass Goblin Camp you know what I'm talking about yeah yeah that's that one up top so I don't know what one she's at well the goblin Camp is pretty big that could just be different C you know cuz she might be in the very beginning part of the goblin Camp cob it might be I just I don't remember it I don't either nothing in my recollection anyway nice some dead adventurers like some dead adventurers and a dead Goblin wait don't we have to go back up this way no no we died at some point we went this way and uh yeah cuz scratch is gone oh no scratch is still here did we die yeah I feel like we didn't pick him up a second time cuz I feel like when we died we didn't fully backtrack okay so should I use my potion of animal speaking you could I mean I have a bunch of animals speaking he said leave us alone alone damn almost Pleasant traving with company don't let me ask him's being a [ __ ] all right um let's go up this little crevice uh can I not go up this one looks like there's something over there where you up okay oh I'm over here I'm just taking a look around [ __ ] a bush oh I picked up some raspberries hey did we ever jump across this water I don't think we did I don't know probably not we're not known for I jumping hell yeah but I guess now we are no I went not wait did you go down here there's like a way up over here oh what's that Flat Rock carock I don't have enough strength yeah I was like here for some reason what was it oh Blood Stone I don't know what those do we there oh okay so this just leads us back over here we've been here that guy's a little climber careful you don't fall I know you're a little small yeah I'm coming that a big boy jump survival failed wait what didn't even trigger for you what no I got this I'll go talk to him what are we doing guys fight could have been avoided well I don't got this guys um I'd go ahead and just back up oh not F what are you doing wait there's a mysterious hole right here I might be able to go into see what I'm talking about no I don't see the hole you're talking about mysterious hole look by the go by look by the tree about the hole in the wall crack in the wall n below the wall right here like go by where to the left of carlac I see so I'm going just keep a hole right there yeah I'm in are you fighting these guys all right I'm coming I'm just hide back here for now I ran over to the right where are you yeah I ran away [ __ ] 45 is [Music] rough [ __ ] run carlac on good roll right something's better than nothing I'll take it like my bodyguard yeah I don't know why I'm not going to complain about it though keep attacking it oh it's my sword just keep shooting that thing yeah there you go I told you that [ __ ] Moon beam's insane oh my God kind of smurfing on these guys time to press ahead damn what' you have to do me like that I'm ready right that war will hopefully be dead by my moon beam before it doesn't also on bleeding too for two rounds yeah we good on that uh I think that's the last war WS are honestly the biggest threat they're all like n the other one's HPS but they look kind of basic so uh damnn and they're this person right here is bleeding too uh one n another nine 115 one's at one and then the one you are fighting over here has 13 with bleeding two yeah I know that that so yeah we're good I don't worry about that one now yep carlac messed that person up that sword helped us a good amount too cool now and now they're going to I'll have to dash too yeah that was just shooting the sword major it like it like prevented them from I'm spawn another one I think it's going to use up my last uh level two spell slot but yeah I'm I'm I'mma use it yo Hope be worth it if I live I'm not going to holy [ __ ] I'm pretty sure yes who am I right now I'm tab okay say hello to my FY friend you like that you ready for this I'm here I wouldn't go in that moon beam well I'm just just um Dash my way this way on my way so we're going to go ahead and um actually use this we're going to go oh wait check this out check it what oh I probably won't be able to maybe I'm going have to see for later see if I can do it yo what mission do we have right here oh rescue The Gnome hey it's one of you your gomie my homie [ __ ] you what I didn't know you guys you gnomes were such [ __ ] poor sports is it CU you're all short you know what all right you short-tempered see how you like let's see how you like me gnome form talking to me like that you're going to get even shorter kac's going to die you got this you think she'd be immune to fire right you would think I could use action different got to go over here keep going that was messed up who shot me I'll kill him just got to move it y I'm probably going to do to the two archers on the over here let me do that [ __ ] good [ __ ] I killed both of them this and I I haven't even changed to my bear form yet all I've done is cast one level two spell this whole fight with my guy it's that moon beam bro it's [ __ ] broken does that use a spell slot to me it uses one level two but to move it it doesn't use anything 45 oh sick R of you's Carly at car there you go saves her a little bit you can run at him like you're our tank yeah oh you're not ready for this next move I damn damn not enough movement what can I do oh I can do this Dash where's the last one because I can do this there oh no there's only two okay thought there was three I was like where's the third one yeah we're good that's insane let's get this over with got him I wasn't wasting my sneak attack on him nice a short rest I think there's a break around here somewhere a what is fall to pie these gos aren OCC what happened you didn't see the cut scene I pulled the wrong lever he went flying into the distance what do you mean you pull the rock lever was my there was two levers side by side and it said breake lever and release breake lever and I I I accidentally pulled the release breake lever and it [ __ ] like it like went to a cut scene of the wheel spinning and then he just went flying off of it God I'm going send you that clip from the stream later yo cuz you just see me and my face my jaw just drops cuz I'm like that's [ __ ] loud I didn't know what was going to happen kind of a shitty bunker or Sellar what' you get uh no I mean I got I got good [ __ ] oh nice um blue boots whenever the wear dashes or takes uh similar action during combat the game three lightning charges yo could I get those cuz I Dash I'm not wearing no boots right no I was like yeah cuz I use my cunning action to dash a lot so I'm like yo if I could like use could can I use that as like weapon attacks like so like the Lightning Charge like uses as my like my bow attack we'll I guess we'll find out I have no idea cuz that's what I was thinking of when you said it cuz I'm like if I Dash do I like get to add like Lightning Charge to my [ __ ] uh down this little thing wait where did you go the stairs wait oh yeah yeah there there's that hole over here I'm not proficient with medium armor but I get plus one to a FL oh wait I can't go down the hole wait a second I picked up a mysterious book Shadow Hearts oh that's a [ __ ] sh or whatever her name is we we should keep moving I think I just drank some alcohol what do you mean I don't know my guy I like I think I drank some and my guy like commented about it you need be did I gotus fire the ladder to throw down on them you could actually go in the hole in the ground was there like Lo it was just a hole in the ground yeah you sniffing where you ain't ought to be friend this dude just TR to take my nose damn who the [ __ ] does that did I'mma take that nose like what you stir in response let me use this cuz it's that easy [ __ ] all as long as I don't n one yeah out the I mean you easy [Music] [ __ ] see that he's scared something stirs deep within you hungry and alert it's taking something you'll never get back what is it taken don't don't let me keep you boss Lads were GED by a wind I don't know can't be taking some of his mind doubt he's that intelligent it seems our infection comes with an unexpected symptom thank you Captain Obvious influence others an interesting development but one to be treated with caution For Better or For Worse sensible let me know I'm going lockpick this chest I can crack that open I'm going to try and roll for intelligence even though it's minus one I got it all day longy oh hell yeah I got that easy not easy just buy two but o a helmet of haste to start a combat the wear gains momentum for three turns what does that do what do moment do uh hit the button by it should say most it doesn't describe momentum anywhere yeah I am it's not more details May if I go to maybe in the settings somewhere should I climb down the bucket rope of the well maybe I don't know what it's going to do to you all right here I go what oh holy [ __ ] there's a whole thing down here in this well you'll see yo this is the spiders underneath the this the goblin Camp what I'm thinking looks like that spider [ __ ] that we didn't know how to get to yeah what holy some spells oh a ritual diagram that's some good [ __ ] in here Transcendence that's all it says I picked it up blind creatures up to a combined 33 hit points ask your mommy I don't have none by me Y no this thing ran up on us bro is that two spiders and two of these rir things that's not bad one day I'll catch a break oh I think I I have like I definitely have like increased movement speed with momentum that's what it's giving me disadvantage from equipment it's giving me disadvantage my boots my Med boots do you think that's going to give me disadvantage in my attacks I mean it might like for this battle I should transform to my wild shap fight spider with spider I I think I just got to go bear like I always go bear but I mean he just has the most hit points that's a little [ __ ] I have to do that oh ow thank God but you probably should not have grip Miss carlac he doesn't really like that kind of stuff that 36 yeah that was my guiding bolt holy [ __ ] it must have critted though because it only usually does four to 24 so I'm not quite sure how it done that much but hey I'm here for it you know yo I'm like [ __ ] Zeus over here or like I kind of look like the flash like it looks like I'm about to start sprinting and I just have lightning [ __ ] around me I'm not sure how to expel the lightning wish the bear is a little bit more mobile damn [ __ ] oh and the TP behind is wild damn well that's shitty that was my last spell slot for her damn I'll be fine though when she's over there in the way why are you weing her bro did you notice this other guy start running up on us yeah bam the crap you got those some weird looking [Music] dudes they are three damage you critical Miss don't do it how she C this bro hope everyone's having a great Tuesday night the chaos that is Boulder's Gate keep reaching for this can that's empty I turn over to the misses after I say I keep reaching for this can is empty and all I say is hey she says some what you want some Coco she [ __ ] knows me gosh I think I'm going have to give These Boots up it's going to be after combat so I don't waste action doing it but yeah yeah it's cuz I have disadvantage on all my attacks oh yeah it does but I mean it is what it is I guess I'm not going to last much longer that's some pushy [ __ ] right see that's some [ __ ] bro I feel like certain things should have like some disadvantage on sacred flame cuz it's a sacred [ __ ] flame yo how are you just like chilling over here with a sacred flame oh [ __ ] I got to move you out of acid bro [ __ ] punch him in the back what I'm [ __ ] poisoned or infested or some [ __ ] you're infested now we're talking yeah my Bear's kind of [ __ ] this guy up man they even touched me out in case he tries to move hit him with that opportunity attacks right behind you oh don't know how she ain't dead um so she has um see why does she be trying to do too much you know I should have seen that and I I just I wasn't even thinking about the reactions oh [ __ ] bro where's my team going I'm here come on why couldn't you have done one more or three more you just needed to do three more damage to the [ __ ] my bad y'all [ __ ] you so I can't help either of them currently I can't either slow down but I can miss Shadow heart's about to fail we're going to have to use a [ __ ] scroll on her you pooping little lady I think you are she hates when you bring up that she pooping but it's so noticeable because she just be Squat and she'll let out little like grunts every so often it's like uh I think you li to me I'm good on the lid thank you damn that [ __ ] was hot as [ __ ] spr the [ __ ] out my tongue y I can throw stuff come on no hesitation hopefully it gets hit by my moon beam again next turn it does H yeah you pissed him off I need to damn bro that infested [ __ ] hurts [Music] um oh he's immune to toxins oh you are all down [ __ ] um oh if you go over to the creature you can see its resistances and like all its stats and everything we all just died too by the way I go from here like full death if you're going to revive wonder if the gods are watching me well we definitely need you just to stay alive and win this [ __ ] well God damn why can't what's the spider app I can't cast my spell because of my boots bro those boots just [ __ ] you oh think did we save uh last save would have [Music] been when we long rested all [Music] right all right um I'm stealing some of your Scrolls of revivify fine I am out of healing potions that's okay but that potion of speed definitely saving me a little bit um here I guess I'll stay in his range so we don't go after y'all um all right to round eight or some [ __ ] okay so that was kind of hugee he didn't attack y'all um cuz that definitely would have killed one of you or both let's finish this yeah she can't do [ __ ] I don't know is it letting carac do anything I won't give in okay I was like it doesn't let Shadow heart use any actions it's like she it's her round but it's not her round type [ __ ] nothing important is ever easy sit on the couch right lady very well do you just have like a problem with my guy or something cuz why the [ __ ] you jumping on me though the [ __ ] is that for you you you were there to cushion my fall oh is that that that what I was doing heads up it didn't say it was going to damage you I thought me landing on a big ass bear wouldn't matter I'm sorry bro I can't get over to this [ __ ] spider no did you hit it with a sacred flame please tell me you did I but I believe in you carlac you got this well my energy into doing one thing for you oh I tried I just don't have enough [Music] movement wait is this an action though [ __ ] how the H am I supposed to get this [ __ ] no idea that was a little messed up where is it oh it's up top it's above it's so weak bro no no way I hit this [ __ ] [ __ ] ass spider I'm lethargic I can't even do nothing I'm coming hey please massive there we go that's what we need dead nice I'll feel that one later there's a silk gland in there if you need that

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Published: Tue Mar 12 2024