r/Maliciouscompliance Entitled Karen VS Clever Uber Driver

welcome to our slash malicious compliance we're a rude Caryn misses her flight because her uber driver was just following her instructions our first read it poses from or Landorus so I worked for a company for a few years I got turned down for every promotion but was still expected to do the extra work because they stopped scheduling anyone to do it and I thought it would make me look better if I just did it covering Briggs checking logs safety walks etc we had three department managers who only worked during the day and a supervisor for the mid shift but no management at night a position opened up for the job and I put in for it but then it was closed because of labor and budget issues and lack of applications a few weeks later they complained I wasn't doing enough production and needed to focus more on my work so eventually I just stopped doing the extra work and let the department fall to pieces we got painting from the regional manager for missing too many safety walks we got pinged by Health and Safety for not having properly filled logs customers complained about lack of service due to employees being on breaks management flipped its lid and said this would probably prevent me from getting a promotion in the future when I asked why they told me that these were part of my job duties but you told me to focus on productivity not any extra duties these are part of a supervisors role not mine you've been doing them for months now why did you stop you told me to focus on production well until we find someone to work at night they have to be covered Wow so one of the managers will have to close every night that's rough come on we're all a team you can help us out right sorry I'm not comfortable doing extra duties beyond my role without proper training and compensation our next reddit post has some soul and edge cracker so this happened when me and my two friends were travelling to another city in my country with a quite old and slow night train we bought tickets spontaneously and quite late so we were divided into different compartments usually it's not a problem to come to an agreement with people to swap places with you it's quite common practice the wagon had about nine compartments each had two top and two bottom shelves me and my one friend were in compartment two closer to the conductor's office I don't know the small room where they sit and we were on the top and bottom shelves and my other friend was in compartment nine top shelf this other friend's compartment was next to the toilet room the thing is that you usually wouldn't want to be in number nine on these old trains because in 90% of cases it will smell horribly all the way because of the toilet we wanted to ask someone from our compartment to swap with our friend but it turned out we had a nice couple going with us so it's us - who would have to move so we haven't unpacked yet as well as many of the passengers and we went to visit our friend at number nine and ask someone from his compartment to swap places with us and we felt lucky as we saw that he had another couple with him occupying the top and bottom shelf just like us swapping would be easy as we were further from the toilet and that's a huge perk hey we have a friend travelling here would you mind swapping places with us we have the same shelves as you do No get away from my compartments note that my friend Nick is there as well as another passenger Alex my friend from compartment 2 said lady please it's further from the toilet and will be travelling together as a group Nick said yeah please if you would the lady's boyfriend said listen kids we were all about 2223 would you calm down dang it I paid for my tickets and we are staying just at the place we paid for I am NOT into some sucky bargain excuse me but we're offering better spots just because we want to be with our friend I am not falling for this you probably have ticks in your pillows or worse what no it's not that we just wanted to have a chat maybe play cards listen eff up with your BS I paid and I stay here and you are supposed to stay at your shelves it's the law when you buy tickets well that escalated quickly there is no such law and no one cares but ok her boyfriend made sure he called us morons a few times so we could hear it going back to our compartment we were confused by such a negative reaction as it's not something you come across usually people would politely decline and that's it our friend later told us that they were complaining to him about us what a lovely couple fast forward a few hours and we're getting ready to sleep Nick decides to pay us a visit he comes and says that number nine is starting to smell like piss because people have been using the toilet we mock him and laugh about him having to spend a night with poopy people and also smelling poop the nice couple that stayed with us at number two also laughed with us as we pre friended them and told them the story already about ten minutes pass and someone knocks on the door we're a bit confused of who it might be we open the door and wouldn't you know it the boyfriend is here um you guys we've thought about your offer and we think that we would like to accept it my friend says you mean swap when we've already unpacked yeah I'm sure it's fast and no problem and my woman is unable to sleep back there is it the smell him happy that we got his idea says yeah it is bad she's sick because of it I see my friend and I already feel what he's about to say I hear the inner drums preparing me for this moment sorry man we're staying on the shelves that we paid for it's the law I made a walrus sculpt and closed my face laughing Nicke chuckled in his hand and the nice couple had that happy shocked expression on their faces those buttholes ended up spending the night with the smell worsening with every hour Nick also suffered there but he said it was worth it listening to Karen eating her man's brains out over her not being able to fall asleep she tried to spray her perfume around but it only turned out smelling like a pile of feces on a flower bed Oh pee I don't know where you're from but you have some of the strangest phrases I've ever heard of I love the mental image of Karen - eating her boyfriend's brains because she's angry at him what language has those idioms does anybody know let me know down in the comments if you recognize those idioms our next reddit post is from Isabel Internet a guy I know we both work in emergency services in public safety was at a restaurant with his family he racked up $100 plus bill the waitress brings the bill he puts his credit card in the receipt thing and hands it to her she comes back a few minutes later tells him she can't charge the meal to that card because he doesn't look like the picture on the credit card well that's true he had lost a hundred and fifty pounds in the preceding two years oh that's me I used to be fat I'm sorry sir you don't look like the picture my manager will let me run the card well I don't carry that much cash and that's my only credit card so what do you want to do I don't know sir but I can't charge this card if you don't match the picture well kids you heard the lady free meal the manager comes out who for clarity is also female sir you're going to have to find another way to pay for the check there isn't another way I gave you my card you refused to charges so it's your problem now well if you leave I'll have to call the police ten minutes later the cops show up oh hey Josh what's up from member that Josh works Public Safety he personally knows all the local cops they won't take my card because it has my fat picture on it the cops trying very hard not to laugh uh yes ma'am I can vouch for him he's the same person as that extremely fat picture on the card I can't charge the card if the picture doesn't match so he tried to pay and I've confirmed he is who he says he is and that picture on the card is him and you won't run the card I am NOT allowed to know well Josh you heard the lady free meal Josh and the cop then proceeded to stand in the parking lot for another twenty minutes laughing and talking while the manager glared out the door from behind the hostess stand Josh's wife and kids teenagers by the way had long since walked a target across the parking lot I often would ask him if he had been back to that restaurant he said he got a new card recently with no picture at all and he did go back just he and his wife different waitress never saw the manager ate paid and left it was a long horn steakhouse if you were wondering what a stupid way to screw yourself out of a hundred bucks plus tips I mean if the cop says it's okay what's the issue our next reddit post is from Chase Rules 100 so my mother is usually a very calm and understanding person who will take a lot of stuff without complaining but when she gets angry she won't hesitate to bring up some sweet malicious compliance my father meanwhile is the definition of an irritable mess who loves being extremely Petty and it's a good thing he and my mother aren't married anymore because I don't know how she ever stood him this particular incident happened two years ago so my parents were finishing up a custody trial my father was losing the trial and he wasn't happy about it he decided in the summer of 2017 to try to get back at my mother by taking a long vacation that goes through one of her weekends in the summer me and my sisters find this out fairly quickly as the summer begins and we tell our mother who texts my father thinking he made a mistake the conversation went something like this are you taking the kids to beach town from date to date yes I am you know I have a weekend during that time right well if you want to have them you can come pick them up and do whatever you want with them what I'm doing is perfectly legal and within the law as we have to pick up the kids when it's our time surprisingly he was right my mother was done talking to him at that point and said nothing more on the matter she just told us to enjoy our vacation in beach town so we spent a couple days at the town we've been to this place half a dozen times so we're kinda bored my father only likes it because he bought a summer home there and he knows the people there and sometimes goes out to bars alone at night with my stepmother eventually the weekend comes around and at 6 p.m. the time when a parent is supposed to pick up my mother shows up at the summer house my father is shocked and she asked for the kids stating that she's rented a hotel room here and has clothes for us we take a ride with her we take a ride with her in a cab back to the hotel which she stated overnight but she only packed two bags and only one set of clothes for us which is odd as we're supposed to be here until Monday morning then she takes out her airline tickets we're taking the next flight home not one of us wants to stay of course we're pretty tired of going to this place anyways and we don't tell our father or stepmother we fly home and when Monday rolls around my father is calling to ask where the kids are my mother answers and tells him they're back home and that if he wants to have them he can come pick them my father is screaming over the line at this point and my mother calmly tells him this is perfectly legal and within the law repeating back to him what he texted her at the beginning of the summer my father spends the rest of the vacation alone in beach town I hope he enjoyed it with my stepmother since neither he nor my grandparents the only other people who can take us in his name are in town custody law states that we instead spend that time with our mother during that free week she got with us we went to the amusement park and saw a few movies overall we enjoyed that spectacle and the time with our mother instead of going to beach town for the umpteenth time our next reddit posters from loody loody lalala this happened about 15 years ago I was working as a server in a chain restaurant during the summer while I was home from college I had gone to a party one night gotten hammered and wound up passing out near the bonfire in the brush by a tree line of this big field I woke up the next morning feeling pretty rough and gradually saw large patches of poison ivy popping up all over my body by the end of the day it was absolutely horrendous head to toe and I realized I had slept in a patch of poison ivy I could barely move I went to the doctor who put me on steroids and bed rest I was scheduled to work the next day and called my supervisor to let him know that aside from not being able to move my limbs because of the swelling itching and pain I looked awful and should not be serving food to customers he was a prick about it asked me questions trying to poke holes in my story and then demanded a doctor's note I called my doctor and had one sent to him the note cleared me from work for at least a week a few days later I get a call from my manager they are slammed on a busy weekend night and need me to come in I remind him that I have a doctor's note it hasn't been a week and I'm feeling better I am covered in oozing sores he tells me you've had long enough come in now or you'll be fired fine I put on my shorts my polo shirt with company logo nametag and apron and head to the restaurant I get to the hostess stand and everyone around me stares at my skin with their jaws dropped I tell the hostess I was called into work and would like to check with a manager about where my section will be she tells me he's busy in the party room helping out with a very large group and then I probably shouldn't go in there she offers to go get him and tries to get me to move to a less conspicuous place no I insisted I was told I would be fired if I didn't come to work today I walked straight back to the party room tapped my manager on the shoulder and Cheerilee said hi manager I'm here for my shift how can I help his eyes opened wide in horror and he told me immediately to go back home I loudly protested that I was feeling better and my sores weren't that bad and I was worried about being fired like he told me on the phone he told me to go home which I did this was not the first incident where the manager was an absolute prick and I called to quit the morning of the next legitimate shift I was scheduled for after the poison-ivy cleared up I think the I think the better play would have been to pick up a tray of food bring it to a customer and hand it to them well like your puss sores are exploding over their food if that wouldn't have gotten you kicked out of the restaurant then I don't know what would've our next reddit post is from Germain buckets I Drive Ober in a major metropolitan area I pick up a rather unpleasant rich and snooty holier-than-thou let me speak to your manager type of lady for a 30 minute Airport trip we'll call her Rhonda hey Rhonda how you doing this morning she rolls her eyes I'm going to need you to hurry up or else I'll be late for my flight as if it's my fault that she didn't plan ahead better whatever cranky uber passengers are nothing new so usually you take a a road to get to the airport however it appeared there was an astronomical traffic jam of epic proportions and taking bebe Road was actually much faster at that moment there's millions of dollars invested in this GPS technology it knows what it's doing I start to take bebe Road um excuse me where exactly are you going you're an uber driver do you not know how to get to the airport well I actually think this road will be a lot quicker the GPS takes into account the she interrupts me I've lived here for 17 years I think I would know how to get to the airport by now take a a road it's not that difficult me smiling internally as you wish ma'am fast forward about 45 minutes later and we traveled a grand total of just over three miles she's definitely going to miss her flight she's livid about the situation meanwhile you can see bebe Road in the distance and the cars are just smoothly traveling at full speed first time in my life I actually enjoyed sitting in a traffic jam that was our sloshed malicious compliance and if you want to maliciously comply subscribe to my channel and check out my new merch store with a link down in the description

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Length: 19min 16sec (1156 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 24 2019