r/maliciouscompliance | CURING OBESITY ONE CHEESE FRY AT A TIME | RXMemes

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hello<font color="#E5E5E5"> you amazing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people welcome back to</font> our<font color="#E5E5E5"> X memes today I have a special</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> treat</font> for<font color="#CCCCCC"> you because it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is a long compilation</font> of our<font color="#CCCCCC"> slash malicious compliance I know</font> how you guys love those<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I do too I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">love reading them they're so funny most</font> of the time<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I wanted to give</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> something<font color="#E5E5E5"> like that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because you've been</font> so<font color="#CCCCCC"> patient these last couple</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> days when</font> I've been<font color="#E5E5E5"> feeling under the weather</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">as usual I will</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put a time stamp in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> corner if<font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> want to skip through this</font> long intro and get straight to the stories and if you decide<font color="#CCCCCC"> not to skip</font> then you can't<font color="#E5E5E5"> complain so last videos</font> question of the day was if you ever win <font color="#CCCCCC">anything on like Tim Hortons roll up the</font> rim or McDonald's Monopoly or anything like<font color="#E5E5E5"> that and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I've and like a lot of you</font> have<font color="#E5E5E5"> won food prizes drink prizes stuff</font> like that<font color="#E5E5E5"> some of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> your</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> friends have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> won</font> like gift cards<font color="#CCCCCC"> and stuff one of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you won</font> an iPod shuffle which is the biggest <font color="#CCCCCC">prize I've</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> ever seen someone win so</font> that's awesome<font color="#CCCCCC"> and update</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> roll up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> room is now over where I live and I still<font color="#CCCCCC"> haven't won anything this whole</font> time<font color="#CCCCCC"> nothing so whatever I still</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> drink</font> coffee anyways and the caffeine rush is a win enough for me<font color="#CCCCCC"> so today's question</font> I picked while I was driving<font color="#CCCCCC"> today</font> because I saw a car<font color="#CCCCCC"> that reminded me</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font> a Pokemon<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay so I'm gonna insert a</font> picture<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the car I'm talking about</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">it's a Nissan Juke</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and ever since that</font> came out<font color="#E5E5E5"> all I could think of was how</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">much</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> reminded</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me of a cypher I don't</font> know why<font color="#E5E5E5"> like when I see it I'm just</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">like oh yeah sight there there it is</font> like I don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that got me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">thinking about other objects that have</font> kind<font color="#E5E5E5"> of like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a persona or that like</font> remind you of a character<font color="#E5E5E5"> or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> something</font> sometimes I see<font color="#CCCCCC"> it with houses too like</font> they look<font color="#CCCCCC"> like a face do you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> guys see</font> that or<font color="#E5E5E5"> am I just a hundred percent</font> crazy<font color="#E5E5E5"> so let me know in the comments if</font> you<font color="#E5E5E5"> ever see stuff like that or if</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">just crazy but be nice please and with</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that being</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> said I really hope you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> enjoy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">today's video I did work really hard on</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">it I was thinking of doing one hour</font> videos<font color="#E5E5E5"> once a week because my channel is</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">growing so fast</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I'm so grateful to</font> each and every<font color="#E5E5E5"> one of you who decides to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">stick around and subscribe and we we're</font> at<font color="#E5E5E5"> 2700</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> s describers now in</font> last like five days since the<font color="#E5E5E5"> one-hour</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">special I can</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hardly believe it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm so</font> grateful<font color="#CCCCCC"> so I was thinking because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font> channel<font color="#CCCCCC"> seems to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be growing quite fast</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and you do seem to like the longer</font> videos<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I'd like</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to try to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put an</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hour-long</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> compilation out once every</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">week or at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> least two weeks</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> because I</font> really I'm so grateful to<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> guys so</font> sorry about<font color="#E5E5E5"> the long intro again</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I would</font> appreciate it if you<font color="#E5E5E5"> hit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that like</font> button<font color="#E5E5E5"> and if you decide to subscribe</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">otherwise let's get right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> into the video</font> extra<font color="#CCCCCC"> cheese on your fries you say here</font> you are madam and may you eat in good <font color="#E5E5E5">health</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> posted by user slash times</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hunger</font> obligatory disclaimer that's so obligatory it has become cliche itself <font color="#CCCCCC">LTL FTP and TLD are at the end also</font> trigger warning for<font color="#CCCCCC"> anyone offended</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> by</font> crimes against potatoes cheese and cuisine in general I<font color="#E5E5E5"> have since</font> attempted to atone for my sins by never treating food this<font color="#E5E5E5"> poorly again with</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> out of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the way</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> over a decade ago I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">worked in a small independent pizzeria</font> in the rural<font color="#E5E5E5"> Midwest USA as both a cook</font> and nominally an assistant manager<font color="#CCCCCC"> which</font> seemed<font color="#E5E5E5"> to imply</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that I had the authority</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to bear the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> brunt of customer complaints</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">while also</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lacking the authority to do</font> much about<font color="#E5E5E5"> them other than call for an</font> actual manager<font color="#E5E5E5"> even so it</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was a pretty</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">nice job in no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> small part due to the</font> fact<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> being</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> an on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> chain restaurant</font> in a small town in<font color="#E5E5E5"> the Corn Belt</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> most of</font> our clientele<font color="#E5E5E5"> was fairly nice and civil</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">or near incentive from being high on</font> moonshine<font color="#E5E5E5"> or some other recreational</font> pharmaceutical after some local hoedown or shindig<font color="#E5E5E5"> or both</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> since I found the</font> Venn diagram of chill folks<font color="#E5E5E5"> and folks</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">who are likely intoxicated by cannabis</font> to contain a not insignificant<font color="#CCCCCC"> overlap</font> now for a little<font color="#CCCCCC"> background</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this episode</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I am to relate took place during those</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Helicon days where the Atkins diet was</font> at its zenith<font color="#E5E5E5"> for those same people</font> outside the<font color="#CCCCCC"> US or otherwise sheltered</font> from<font color="#E5E5E5"> it in a different</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> manner the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> Atkins</font> diet was ostensibly a health plan to assist<font color="#E5E5E5"> with weight loss by cutting out</font> carbohydrates from one's diet<font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> reality</font> many<font color="#CCCCCC"> perhaps most of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> its practitioners</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">labored under the pretense that despite</font> incredible intakes of<font color="#E5E5E5"> high fat and high</font> calorie<font color="#E5E5E5"> foods the avoidance of bread</font> would<font color="#E5E5E5"> somehow cause mother nature and</font> her<font color="#E5E5E5"> son's heart disease and malnutrition</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to go blind</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and forget about them</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for a</font> while<font color="#E5E5E5"> another point to note is that</font> unlike<font color="#CCCCCC"> some pizzerias our Pete</font> place served much more than just pizzas <font color="#E5E5E5">though pizza</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> primary product on</font> offer we had a bunch of different <font color="#CCCCCC">sandwiches steak chicken</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fish etc</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">calzones wings various homemade breads</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and french fries and other fried foods</font> with the<font color="#CCCCCC"> onset of Atkins our menu</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">morphed to include such idiocy</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Zsasz</font> breadless sandwiches breadless<font color="#E5E5E5"> pizza etc</font> which are too<font color="#E5E5E5"> depressing to describe in</font> detail at<font color="#E5E5E5"> the time of this incident</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> had<font color="#CCCCCC"> been working</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a year</font> and a half it was a Friday<font color="#E5E5E5"> specifically the Friday</font> after<font color="#CCCCCC"> Thanksgiving for non us errs or</font> those not in the know Thanksgiving is <font color="#E5E5E5">our pagan ritual where we offer</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">sacrifices of food to the gods gluttony</font> and annoying relatives<font color="#E5E5E5"> normally</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Fridays</font> were rather busy<font color="#E5E5E5"> but because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of the fact</font> that every<font color="#E5E5E5"> family had somewhere between</font> a lot and infinite leftovers in their fridge from<font color="#E5E5E5"> the day before the</font> restaurant<font color="#E5E5E5"> was as dead as</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my sense</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font> happiness<font color="#E5E5E5"> after hearing Paul Reiser do</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">stand-up one time as such</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the only</font> one scheduled to work<font color="#E5E5E5"> for the last two</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">hours</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of the shift until closing much</font> cleaning<font color="#E5E5E5"> was done to fill the hours</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">until midnight when I could go home and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">play video</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> games until sunrise like any</font> self-respecting<font color="#CCCCCC"> young person</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> grease and</font> dirt still<font color="#E5E5E5"> sang mournful ballads of the</font> terrible<font color="#CCCCCC"> reckoning of that night anyway</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">having scrubbed the place to a shine</font> counted the till<font color="#E5E5E5"> and beat back the</font> throng<font color="#E5E5E5"> of customer I found myself</font> staring daggers<font color="#E5E5E5"> at a seemingly</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">time-locked punch clock with 15</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> minutes</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to go until</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> midnight I hate the jingle</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of bells on entrance doors to this day</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">in walked the couple who I will call</font> mrs. and mr.<font color="#E5E5E5"> H for this story</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> their</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">actual last name began with H they</font> shared their surname with that of a portion of the name<font color="#E5E5E5"> of a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> well known</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">brand</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of motorcycle</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but I also had and</font> have some other less than<font color="#CCCCCC"> flattering</font> nicknames utilizing the letter for them <font color="#E5E5E5">or at least</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for one of them mr. H was</font> cool he was this chill little<font color="#E5E5E5"> scrawny guy who</font> wore glasses roughly the thickness of a <font color="#CCCCCC">phonebook folded twice</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and was</font> incredibly soft-spoken<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> polite his</font> one<font color="#E5E5E5"> damning quality was a peculiar</font> reluctance to wear anything<font color="#E5E5E5"> but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a thin</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> very nipple revealing sleep shirt</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and boxer combo into</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the restaurant</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">despite whatever weather condition may</font> pertain outside mrs.<font color="#E5E5E5"> H on the other hand</font> was a beast of a specimen<font color="#CCCCCC"> in many senses</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">of the word</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">she was quite hmm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> robust in her stature</font> and physique towering<font color="#E5E5E5"> over me and not</font> short guy<font color="#E5E5E5"> by at least a foot</font> a third issue for the fancy metric inclined<font color="#E5E5E5"> and easily</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> outstripping me and</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">wait</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> by somewhere around 200 pounds</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm</font> too<font color="#E5E5E5"> lazy to look up the pound a kilo</font> conversion sorry <font color="#E5E5E5">lest this seem</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like simple body shaming</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I should note that her lack of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> social</font> grace was every bit commiserate<font color="#E5E5E5"> to her</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">size she</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was rude brusque</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> demanding and</font> generally unpleasant<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the way of all</font> customers who<font color="#E5E5E5"> come into</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a restaurant</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">with the revealed epiphanic knowledge</font> that they are<font color="#E5E5E5"> right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and by extension the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">rest of the world is wrong</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bought</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font> cheese fries<font color="#CCCCCC"> she said spewing the words</font> like a Victorian<font color="#CCCCCC"> Noble when telling a</font> servant to clean up the<font color="#CCCCCC"> dog's mess</font> extra cheese<font color="#E5E5E5"> the door had barely had</font> time to<font color="#CCCCCC"> close behind</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> her yes ma'am I</font> said<font color="#CCCCCC"> when</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sing inwardly but hopeful of</font> keeping the interaction brief so I could usher them<font color="#E5E5E5"> on their way and would you</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> a mood sure it's extra cheese this</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">time you Doty heads never put on enough</font> cheese<font color="#CCCCCC"> I should mention here that she</font> did<font color="#CCCCCC"> not say the word Duty head</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> nor in</font> fact<font color="#E5E5E5"> any such mild swear replacement at</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">any time she had a habit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that her</font> manager<font color="#CCCCCC"> called</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> swear Tourette's where</font> her speech would be strangely punctuated by a wealth of rather inventive curse words<font color="#E5E5E5"> peppered throughout at about every</font> third word emerging from her uncouth throat<font color="#CCCCCC"> whole</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the behavior was tolerated</font> and she wasn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> banned from the</font> restaurant because<font color="#E5E5E5"> though uncivil and</font> rude it did not come across as <font color="#CCCCCC">designedly hostile</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> or attacking since</font> there was<font color="#E5E5E5"> no non hostile behavior she</font> had to compare it against it was her rest state as it were a background radiation and unpleasant aspect of her existence<font color="#CCCCCC"> the way tornadoes caused</font> property destruction<font color="#E5E5E5"> or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> paul reiser</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">cause of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sadness also</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> everyone felt bad</font> for her husband who we knew would<font color="#E5E5E5"> be</font> deprived of<font color="#E5E5E5"> our food as well if we</font> banned her and as<font color="#E5E5E5"> I mentioned he was a</font> rather<font color="#E5E5E5"> chill and cool nipple shirt</font> notwithstanding<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes ma'am I said and</font> knowing the order had been<font color="#E5E5E5"> only for her</font> and anything for you mr.<font color="#CCCCCC"> H</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">no thank you he said though I may get a</font> soda before<font color="#CCCCCC"> and make sure not to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> put any</font> of that<font color="#E5E5E5"> toasted bread</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gums Shep pasted</font> on it<font color="#CCCCCC"> note she actually said shit paste</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and though I loathe repeating too much</font> unwholesome language here I feel<font color="#E5E5E5"> this</font> one is novel enough to warrant it<font color="#E5E5E5"> she</font> interrupted <font color="#E5E5E5">we're on Atkins this confused me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">several reasons first while I was</font> perfectly<font color="#E5E5E5"> capable of making up bread</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">crumbs to put on whatever</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the customer</font> desired<font color="#E5E5E5"> we didn't have them as a normal</font> part<font color="#CCCCCC"> of our cheese fries recipe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> secondly</font> to the<font color="#E5E5E5"> best of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my knowledge then and now</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">french fries are not carb free thus</font> casting doubt on<font color="#E5E5E5"> the soundness</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of using</font> them as a<font color="#CCCCCC"> weight-loss tool man I said</font> searching my mental vaults for<font color="#E5E5E5"> a way to</font> say it in a way<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> didn't make it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sound like she was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> stupid</font> you know potatoes and french fries do contain carbs right<font color="#CCCCCC"> if you're doing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Atkins we have a lot of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> items that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> look</font> just<font color="#CCCCCC"> make the damn</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fries I think I know</font> more<font color="#E5E5E5"> about healthy diets than you do</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font> is my misfortune<font color="#E5E5E5"> to have missed such an</font> obvious truth<font color="#CCCCCC"> I suppose and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> as they say</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> customer's always right</font> I immediately went to<font color="#E5E5E5"> turn on the fryer</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">which I had turned</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> off in my foolish</font> assumption<font color="#CCCCCC"> that no one would order</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> five</font> cheese fries less than<font color="#CCCCCC"> ten minutes</font> before<font color="#E5E5E5"> midnight the day after a major</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">holiday and put the fries on to cook</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font> substantial and<font color="#E5E5E5"> overtime inducing amount</font> of time later<font color="#CCCCCC"> I loaded the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> french fries</font> into<font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> baking dish</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and proceeded to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">cover them with roughly double the</font> amount of<font color="#E5E5E5"> cheese as was normally served</font> on them and about eight times<font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> amount</font> of<font color="#E5E5E5"> human person should have in a whole</font> week<font color="#E5E5E5"> when finished</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I packaged them up</font> and went<font color="#E5E5E5"> to give them to mrs.</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> age</font> let me see on before we<font color="#E5E5E5"> go to make sure</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you put on enough cheese she said I</font> obligingly opened up one<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the</font> containers<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then even</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> more obligingly</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">opened up the remaining four when she</font> didn't trust that<font color="#E5E5E5"> they would be</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">equivalent to the already</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> inspected one</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">not enough cheese she said</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> go and do him</font> again at this point<font color="#E5E5E5"> I had reached that</font> nirvanic state where annoyance crossed the threshold<font color="#E5E5E5"> and became an almost</font> beatific<font color="#E5E5E5"> equanimity bolstered by the</font> malicious understanding that<font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font> obedience completely undermined her fruitless and stupid diet<font color="#E5E5E5"> I went and did</font> him again this time piling on roughly three times the cheese<font color="#E5E5E5"> I had used</font> previously<font color="#CCCCCC"> resulting in a soupy mess of</font> liquid cholesterol that would have <font color="#E5E5E5">instantly made every cardiologist in the</font> world<font color="#E5E5E5"> die from depression another</font> inspection followed the results were declared satisfactory<font color="#E5E5E5"> and the H is left</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">without further</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ado leaving me free</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> close up shop<font color="#CCCCCC"> for good I didn't know it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">then but over the next few weeks the</font> cheese fries order was<font color="#CCCCCC"> to be placed</font> several<font color="#CCCCCC"> times per week</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> by her in the</font> invincible ignorance of belief<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it</font> was<font color="#E5E5E5"> Atkins approved several</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> more weeks</font> after that<font color="#CCCCCC"> after a time which the HS had</font> failed<font color="#E5E5E5"> to order anything from us</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> was<font color="#E5E5E5"> working alone again one night when</font> to my surprise in came mr.<font color="#CCCCCC"> h</font> unencumbered by his wife<font color="#E5E5E5"> what's more he</font> came in to order<font color="#E5E5E5"> just a baked fish</font> platter<font color="#CCCCCC"> one of our healthiest menu items</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and quite good for himself</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> when</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I asked</font> where<font color="#E5E5E5"> his wife was he informed me that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">she was no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> longer</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> able to eat out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for</font> the foreseeable future because as it turns out<font color="#E5E5E5"> french fries were not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> carb</font> friendly furthermore<font color="#E5E5E5"> she had</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> actually</font> gained somewhere on the order<font color="#CCCCCC"> of 25</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">pounds during her diet had had a minor</font> cardiac<font color="#E5E5E5"> episode and was restricted by</font> her doctor<font color="#E5E5E5"> from eating</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> anything or</font> unhealthy<font color="#CCCCCC"> even raw vegetables</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in air for</font> a long while when she<font color="#CCCCCC"> finally did come</font> back in much later<font color="#E5E5E5"> and many pounds</font> lighter<font color="#E5E5E5"> I was even astounded to find</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that she thanked me after listening</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">fully intently</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my alternative</font> suggestions for healthier<font color="#E5E5E5"> menu items so</font> we aren't<font color="#CCCCCC"> doing our jobs right are we</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">very</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> well we'll follow your instructions</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to the letter</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">post it by user / Hikaru winter sorry</font> before anything else for the<font color="#E5E5E5"> formatting</font> and<font color="#E5E5E5"> the following rant</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I tend to go on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">tangent so please bear with this lurker</font> if this doesn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> belong</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here do tell</font> please<font color="#E5E5E5"> for some context</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this happened</font> back<font color="#CCCCCC"> in December 2013</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hit 18 wanted to</font> get a job<font color="#CCCCCC"> earn</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> enough cash to pay my way</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">through</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> college that kind of thing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> my</font> very first job was as an<font color="#CCCCCC"> Asif Atta</font> an assistant<font color="#CCCCCC"> basically that can do any</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">number</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of random</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> things</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in this case I</font> helped run<font color="#E5E5E5"> a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> coca-cola stand in a game</font> platform within<font color="#E5E5E5"> a children's fair it</font> would<font color="#E5E5E5"> last only for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about a week</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and the</font> pay<font color="#CCCCCC"> was decent enough for a brat trying</font> to earn something<font color="#E5E5E5"> for themselves which</font> was my<font color="#CCCCCC"> case</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> even if the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hours were</font> pretty inconvenient<font color="#CCCCCC"> so there we were 14</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">s5 stands</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was about 30 interchangeable</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">kits</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> per stand at any given time</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> others were old hand at this<font color="#E5E5E5"> all of them</font> had worked<font color="#E5E5E5"> there at least once and one</font> of them even<font color="#E5E5E5"> more we declared her team</font> leader on<font color="#CCCCCC"> the spot and then of course</font> there<font color="#CCCCCC"> was our manager let's call her</font> lazy bitch or lb I suppose filing her nails<font color="#E5E5E5"> and checking her phone while we</font> all tried<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> organize ourselves keep</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">control of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> two stands at once make sure</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> children were engaged</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and nothing of</font> our<font color="#CCCCCC"> assigned stand got lost or broken</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">try to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> pacify parents convince kids that</font> it was the next<font color="#E5E5E5"> kids turn</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> endure</font> tantrums<font color="#E5E5E5"> keep track of children too</font> young<font color="#CCCCCC"> to be by themselves being</font> themselves<font color="#CCCCCC"> and then running to security</font> to<font color="#CCCCCC"> alert the well inevitably the kids</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">confess they've gotten lost</font> while praying nothing went<font color="#E5E5E5"> to shit in</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the meantime</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I being the new and pretty</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">fast when inspired was delegated to this</font> role shortly and without fanfare<font color="#CCCCCC"> TL ran</font> a tight ship<font color="#CCCCCC"> after the end of that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> first</font> shift which was a half day<font color="#CCCCCC"> lb was</font> supposed<font color="#E5E5E5"> to address any concerns we had</font> it was pretty stressful work<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> TL told</font> us it wasn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> the first</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> time someone just</font> up and left mid-shift<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> wasn't</font> surprised they sent someone<font color="#CCCCCC"> to keep an</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">eye on things</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">lb up and left two hours before closing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">we were baffled she didn't look at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> us</font> once didn't even talk to us nothing zero zilch nada<font color="#CCCCCC"> and we had concerns oh did we</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">have concerns we needed at least two</font> people<font color="#E5E5E5"> to control one of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> games</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> two</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">other games required us</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to run around</font> behind plastic balls or crouching down <font color="#E5E5E5">to pick up bottle caps nearly every</font> other second<font color="#E5E5E5"> lest a random unsupervised</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">three-year-old went and swallowed one</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and believe me there were</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Legion</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> besides</font> which we<font color="#E5E5E5"> needed an additional</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> half-hour</font> at the beginning<font color="#E5E5E5"> and end of our shifts</font> to set everything<font color="#CCCCCC"> up and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do cleanup so</font> at the end of<font color="#E5E5E5"> the day</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> TL took out her</font> phone<font color="#CCCCCC"> and exasperatedly asked us to tell</font> her our concerns and she'd relayed them to the<font color="#CCCCCC"> elbe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> her tone</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> wasn't promising</font> though then things got weird<font color="#CCCCCC"> why don't</font> you email<font color="#E5E5E5"> this to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> people who</font> employed us<font color="#CCCCCC"> what do you mean HW I'm</font> sending this to<font color="#E5E5E5"> lb aren't I but if Albee</font> wanted to<font color="#E5E5E5"> listen to our</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> concerns she</font> would have stayed wouldn't she<font color="#CCCCCC"> if she</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">won't it's only right to relay them</font> directly<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> her superiors she wouldn't</font> have had<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> report them anyway right and</font> the employer wanted to know if<font color="#E5E5E5"> there was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">any</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> trouble at this point t l got a</font> glint in her eye<font color="#CCCCCC"> I was pretty confused</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about this in my mind my solution was</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> reasonable next step damn was I a</font> naive devious creature<font color="#E5E5E5"> mind I didn't</font> realize the petty revenge brewing or the malicious compliance to follow<font color="#CCCCCC"> I really</font> was that oblivious<font color="#E5E5E5"> still am sometimes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> T</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">L nodded thoughtfully recorded</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> us all</font> and promised to<font color="#E5E5E5"> make a report and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> send</font> it to<font color="#CCCCCC"> lb her direct supervisor and our</font> employer<font color="#E5E5E5"> lb was there the next day</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">bright and early and fuming</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ah</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> received my mail then what is the meaning of this our concerns<font color="#CCCCCC"> you were</font> supposed to<font color="#E5E5E5"> ask us yesterday and deal</font> with them today but<font color="#E5E5E5"> we understand you</font> must<font color="#E5E5E5"> have had quite</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a busy schedule so</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">we compiled it ourselves</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">at this point lb was turning a very</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">intriguing shade of red</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I remember</font> wondering if she'd caught a call or something<font color="#E5E5E5"> sweet summer child so sweet</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">so naive</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> from here on out it's malicious</font> compliance by all parts there are<font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font> innocents beyond this point<font color="#CCCCCC"> I see</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then</font> let's address<font color="#E5E5E5"> them shall we</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> hmm we don't</font> have the money<font color="#E5E5E5"> to get more</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> people so</font> you'll have to figure<font color="#E5E5E5"> out something</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on</font> your<font color="#E5E5E5"> own</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm sure you'll come up with</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">something in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> regards to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that stress I</font> said one person<font color="#E5E5E5"> per game choose one and</font> stick with<font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your responsibility is</font> with<font color="#E5E5E5"> the company lost</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> children are not</font> our<font color="#E5E5E5"> concern</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if parents get difficult</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">asked</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> them to leave the premises</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and on</font> and on<font color="#CCCCCC"> she went basically</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> she not</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> only</font> refused to address<font color="#E5E5E5"> any of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> our concerns</font> dismiss them out of hand<font color="#CCCCCC"> and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> called us</font> both incompetent<font color="#E5E5E5"> and spoiled she</font> condescended us<font color="#E5E5E5"> told us we weren't doing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">our jobs right and she hinted that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> we</font> would get half<font color="#E5E5E5"> pay look I was a pretty</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">sweet kid</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a little</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> naive plenty kind</font> chai<font color="#E5E5E5"> quiet no one had dared condescend</font> me since I made my<font color="#E5E5E5"> Christian education</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">teacher cry when I was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> seven I might</font> have implied the Adam and<font color="#E5E5E5"> Eve were</font> incestuous<font color="#CCCCCC"> as was more than half the</font> monarchy in Europe and didn't understand where the church got the idea<font color="#CCCCCC"> that it</font> was a<font color="#CCCCCC"> sin dove sister when they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> happily</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">put crowns on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> menu Bernice's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">documentaries so we weren't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> doing our</font> jobs right<font color="#E5E5E5"> were</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> okay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> tl and I shared</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">this look so we</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> closed</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> down the most</font> troublesome<font color="#E5E5E5"> and popular game because</font> we're short<font color="#E5E5E5"> on staff were terribly sorry</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">put a barricade at the door</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and limited</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">entry to about 30 people at a time</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">parents included</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> close the second most</font> troublesome<font color="#CCCCCC"> and popular game booth</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mine</font> incidentally in the last three hours<font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">our shifts so we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> could take short breaks</font> to de-stress<font color="#CCCCCC"> we called loudly at the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">security guards when it lost kid</font> wandered our way to their bewilderment <font color="#CCCCCC">it's the company policy apparently can't</font> leave the booth to help lost kids<font color="#E5E5E5"> we got</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">a talking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to this morning you see we</font> smiled at ranting parents until they <font color="#E5E5E5">lost steam and started babbling</font> awkwardly looking a<font color="#E5E5E5"> little creeped out</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">lb laid down the law did she well we</font> were<font color="#E5E5E5"> bracing the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Poppa and made it our</font> on that note<font color="#E5E5E5"> that day we made about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> half</font> of<font color="#E5E5E5"> what we did on the half shift on half</font> shift we worked for<font color="#E5E5E5"> hours that day we</font> stayed from 9:00 a.m. to<font color="#CCCCCC"> 9:00 p.m. plus</font> an additional hour for opening and <font color="#CCCCCC">closing and most of what we earned</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> were</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">too</font> from the parents<font color="#E5E5E5"> tl kept note of it with</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">all the precision and dedication I</font> thought only<font color="#CCCCCC"> sergeant's at homicide</font> detectives possessed<font color="#E5E5E5"> apparently wrote</font> engineers do<font color="#E5E5E5"> too so you can imagine</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">alby's face when she</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> came in the next</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">day because she decided</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to be more</font> proactive apparently her malicious compliance<font color="#CCCCCC"> one of our</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> concerns was that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">she wasn't truly present to attend to</font> any sudden or unexpected incidents that we didn't know how<font color="#E5E5E5"> to deal with like</font> accidents<font color="#E5E5E5"> for example and looked at our</font> earnings<font color="#E5E5E5"> she accused us of taking</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> money<font color="#E5E5E5"> for ourselves</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">tl gave her the impeccable record that</font> she amiably reminded the woman she had sent our employer<font color="#CCCCCC"> and her superior</font> already<font color="#E5E5E5"> of our earnings</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the day before</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">reminded the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> elbe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of our suggestions</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was</font> shot down we were reamed again she repeated the same spiel<font color="#CCCCCC"> we've grown Lea followed the</font> rules<font color="#E5E5E5"> even more aggressively</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> than before</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">tl kept a log brought a sheet and asked</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> parent sistine if they</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> please</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because corporate is doing a survey you</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">see and when they didn't she asked their</font> kids which were always happy<font color="#E5E5E5"> to have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">pic in hand</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to get to some mischief not</font> to worry<font color="#CCCCCC"> tl had at least 200 of them</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in</font> her bag<font color="#CCCCCC"> I figured we'd past the event</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">horizon about then</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but I didn't even</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">care</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> anymore</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> instead of smiling at</font> ranting parents until<font color="#E5E5E5"> they ran away</font> uncomfortable and disquieted<font color="#E5E5E5"> I was good</font> at this one we called security instead corporate policy<font color="#E5E5E5"> harassment of the</font> employees will result in the guilty party<font color="#E5E5E5"> being escorted from the premises</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got them escorted out of the fair</font> entirely<font color="#E5E5E5"> the most popular game remained</font> closed the other games closed for about <font color="#CCCCCC">two hours each irregularly</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> while we took</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">her lunch and bathroom breaks</font> it was<font color="#E5E5E5"> anarchy at this point in TL was</font> unstoppable every day when she<font color="#E5E5E5"> got home</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> from work</font> she<font color="#E5E5E5"> sent her a list of complaints</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font> an added<font color="#CCCCCC"> bonus for each</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> day that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> passed</font> her superiors<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'll</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be included</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> plus</font> ourselves just<font color="#E5E5E5"> in case she got in</font> contact<font color="#E5E5E5"> with the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Union</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to make inquiries</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ask</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a lawyer friend to help her look at</font> our contract<font color="#E5E5E5"> endure</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> elby's</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> rants each</font> morning and kept us informed and working as a well-oiled machine despite the chaos<font color="#CCCCCC"> it was awe-inspiring I wanted to</font> be her<font color="#CCCCCC"> when I grew up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on the final</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> day</font> things had calmed down<font color="#CCCCCC"> considerably</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lb</font> didn't show up which at this point<font color="#CCCCCC"> was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">pretty suspicious in hindsight but we</font> didn't care<font color="#E5E5E5"> it had been a tiring week</font> and the calm was relaxing<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the morning</font> we only had to deal with<font color="#CCCCCC"> a tourist group</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">no more</font> 50 total<font color="#CCCCCC"> none of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> them spoke our language</font> to save their lives<font color="#E5E5E5"> but I was pretty</font> fluent<font color="#E5E5E5"> even if my pronunciation was</font> pretty awful<font color="#E5E5E5"> so we got them more than</font> once<font color="#E5E5E5"> and probably broke even from elby's</font> shitty managing skills<font color="#CCCCCC"> cashwise thanks</font> to them alone <font color="#CCCCCC">tl noted it all down religiously and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> played tour guide with her blessing<font color="#E5E5E5"> kept</font> an eye<font color="#E5E5E5"> on their</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> kids when they ran</font> around and translated for everyone<font color="#E5E5E5"> then</font> I saw<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'll</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> be walking to our booth I'd</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">already explained to a couple of the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">parents</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Elbe in our circumstances</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">mostly to translate another as a fact as</font> gossip so when they saw her and I confirmed her as Elbe<font color="#CCCCCC"> they told me to go</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">back and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they come say goodbye later</font> they were really lovely<font color="#E5E5E5"> people</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so I</font> reached my booth shortly before Elbe<font color="#E5E5E5"> and then there was</font> silence<font color="#CCCCCC"> literally everyone in the game</font> platform was looking at<font color="#E5E5E5"> us</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like I guess</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">people look at a train wreck</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and then</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Elbe smiled and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> told us in tones of</font> rejoicing<font color="#E5E5E5"> and celebration that she was</font> ready<font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> address our concerns that</font> well<font color="#E5E5E5"> I knew</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> TL was angry I knew</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> a and L</font> were<font color="#E5E5E5"> angry I myself was pretty confused</font> because hello look<font color="#CCCCCC"> around you there's</font> about<font color="#CCCCCC"> twenty</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> kids total today and not</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">even in one</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> our booths at once</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> which</font> was<font color="#E5E5E5"> our actual most pressing concern I</font> may have said that aloud<font color="#CCCCCC"> hmm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> lb looked</font> stunned<font color="#E5E5E5"> and indignant</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> TL looked</font> delighted and stunned<font color="#E5E5E5"> to everyone looked</font> pretty stunned<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes yes and then</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in the</font> middle<font color="#E5E5E5"> of that stalemate</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the handful of</font> pretty<font color="#CCCCCC"> tourist</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> mothers sashayed in and</font> there's no<font color="#CCCCCC"> other word for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it bypassed</font> the ticket box<font color="#E5E5E5"> kissed me on the cheek</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and put a 50 in each</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of our tip jars</font> before<font color="#CCCCCC"> accession right the fuck out what</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> / Lovings I felt dirty for sharing</font> her WTF moment I'm mature<font color="#CCCCCC"> enough to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">admit it probably she got back her</font> bearings pretty quick though and began ranting<font color="#E5E5E5"> I didn't pay quite as much</font> attention as maybe I should have but in my<font color="#E5E5E5"> defense</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the guy</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> from the racing game</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">booth beside ours was kind and sweet and</font> had<font color="#E5E5E5"> given us free</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> merchandise on the sly</font> when they<font color="#E5E5E5"> got it and he was curious</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">about what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was going on and who the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">crazy lady</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> lb was then lb said that any</font> earnings<font color="#CCCCCC"> on her tip jars would go to the</font> company since they had been<font color="#CCCCCC"> earned in</font> their property and<font color="#E5E5E5"> we weren't their</font> employees and we should be grateful<font color="#CCCCCC"> we</font> wouldn't get half pay<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I got the hell</font> back into the conversation<font color="#CCCCCC"> because what</font> the that's about when<font color="#CCCCCC"> tl lost her shit in</font> that<font color="#E5E5E5"> quiet way that makes people with</font> vengeful siblings get the hell out of Dodge<font color="#CCCCCC"> before shit hits the fan I don't</font> have siblings<font color="#CCCCCC"> but I have more than</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 20</font> cousins and when I noticed<font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> TL</font> didn't<font color="#CCCCCC"> immediately come up with a sassy</font> rebuttal I made my excuses<font color="#E5E5E5"> grabbed a and L and</font> got the heck out<font color="#CCCCCC"> of there TL told us</font> later<font color="#CCCCCC"> that she</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> had memorized the company</font> manual<font color="#E5E5E5"> out of sheer spite</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> her words and</font> told lb in perfect detail what would happen if<font color="#CCCCCC"> she or the company touched our</font> spoils<font color="#E5E5E5"> in very polite very</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> small words</font> just in case<font color="#E5E5E5"> she then asked us if we'd</font> be willing<font color="#CCCCCC"> to go to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> court over this</font> because<font color="#CCCCCC"> her lawyer friend told her we</font> had<font color="#CCCCCC"> a case if we wanted</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> TL told me I</font> didn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to if I didn't want to this</font> was my first<font color="#E5E5E5"> job after all and no one</font> should make me feel pressured<font color="#CCCCCC"> if it made</font> me or anyone<font color="#E5E5E5"> else</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the slightest bit</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">uncomfortable she should carry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> on alone</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">a protested of course she was all</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for it</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">L was in the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> fence though but me well it</font> went like this<font color="#E5E5E5"> more or less if you need</font> my help<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'll help</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> are you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> sure</font> HW sure I won't<font color="#E5E5E5"> be coming</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> back next year</font> anyway<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't want anyone they hire</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to be treated like we were</font> that was my sticking point believe<font color="#E5E5E5"> it or</font> not<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'd never worked before but I've</font> suffered<font color="#E5E5E5"> secondhand the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> results of a</font> toxic working environment<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> don't</font> want that for anyone<font color="#E5E5E5"> even now long story</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">short we won we</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> got our sizable paycheck</font> plus<font color="#CCCCCC"> ten times for that labral</font> harassment charges<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm not sure if</font> that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> how you say</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> in English sorry</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">but yeah in the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> end</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I earned it a week</font> what<font color="#CCCCCC"> I'd need</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to pay</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for a year of</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">college tuition thanks for</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> being a bitch</font> mrs. manager when retail customers feel entitled<font color="#E5E5E5"> to extra discounts for no</font> reason<font color="#CCCCCC"> you give it to him</font> post it by user<font color="#E5E5E5"> slash</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Amaranthe</font> nightmare<font color="#CCCCCC"> I worked at a pretty popular</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">department store</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> for years</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I have to</font> say that the<font color="#CCCCCC"> customers this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> store breeds</font> are the worst of the worst<font color="#E5E5E5"> this store is</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">probably</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> 90%</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of the reason that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so many</font> customers feel as entitled as they do <font color="#E5E5E5">the cashier had the hiccups</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and was</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">incredibly annoying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> isn't there anything</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> can do for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me was an actual</font> honest-to-god complaint one lady had when I was<font color="#E5E5E5"> a supervisor</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so anyway so</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">anyway I was</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> covering a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> breakup</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> at the</font> registers I was a supervisor<font color="#E5E5E5"> at the time</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and had also already given my two weeks</font> notice<font color="#CCCCCC"> I was beyond fed up</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> like</font> spring<font color="#E5E5E5"> of my senior</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> year all over again</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I had</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no more</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cut left so I'm up at the</font> registers<font color="#CCCCCC"> and this</font> lady who couldn't have been<font color="#E5E5E5"> more</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> than</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 40</font> comes up with a huge cart full<font color="#CCCCCC"> anyone</font> who has worked<font color="#E5E5E5"> in retail</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you know this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">woman she's got the hair</font> she's smacking her gum at me while she talks on the<font color="#CCCCCC"> phone the entire</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">transaction is delayed because I need</font> her to<font color="#E5E5E5"> pay and she starts to ignore me</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">because apparently</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> rude one for</font> interrupting<font color="#E5E5E5"> her phone call she proceeds</font> to<font color="#E5E5E5"> tell the person on the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> other end give</font> me a second and finally turns to me and says<font color="#E5E5E5"> as if</font> I'm an impatient<font color="#E5E5E5"> child testing her last</font> bit of<font color="#E5E5E5"> patience yes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here's your total</font> ma'am do<font color="#E5E5E5"> you have any coupons or rewards</font> to use today<font color="#E5E5E5"> she nodded and here's when</font> she drops a few clippings on<font color="#CCCCCC"> the counter</font> in<font color="#CCCCCC"> front of me ignoring my</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> outstretched</font> hand<font color="#CCCCCC"> and turns her attention</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to her</font> phone as<font color="#E5E5E5"> soon as I look at the coupons</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> see that none of them are usable<font color="#CCCCCC"> she has</font> one that is $10 off<font color="#E5E5E5"> your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> men's were</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">purchased at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> $50 or</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> more she has all</font> women's clothing<font color="#CCCCCC"> did X coupon expired</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">two months ago another one doesn't start</font> for another<font color="#E5E5E5"> week etc etc</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so I try again</font> to get<font color="#E5E5E5"> her attention</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> she's just as</font> lovely<font color="#CCCCCC"> and accommodating as the last</font> time<font color="#E5E5E5"> she rolls her</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> eyes tells the person</font> on the phone that<font color="#CCCCCC"> she will have to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> call</font> them<font color="#E5E5E5"> back</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and gives me another sharp yes</font> sorry ma'am<font color="#E5E5E5"> this coupon is expired this</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">one hasn't started and this one is only</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">for when you purchase $50 worth of</font> menswear<font color="#CCCCCC"> do you have any other coupons</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">or rewards she stares at me like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I had</font> just<font color="#CCCCCC"> called her mother some unsavory</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">name</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> ah excuse me what what could I do</font> but<font color="#E5E5E5"> shrug helplessly you have got to be</font> kidding me<font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> is</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the entire reason</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I</font> came<font color="#E5E5E5"> out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> here today</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to use those coupons</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I really can't use them unbelievable</font> some customer service here<font color="#CCCCCC"> all the while</font> she's packing her<font color="#E5E5E5"> useless coupons back</font> into her purse and glaring scorch marks <font color="#E5E5E5">into my soul remember I said I was done</font> my patients before Shopzilla here was <font color="#CCCCCC">already at</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> zero</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> she</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> tipped the scales</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> was officially<font color="#CCCCCC"> in the negatives I had</font> negative and negative<font color="#CCCCCC"> patients</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> left so</font> when she said you should<font color="#CCCCCC"> be ashamed of</font> yourself<font color="#E5E5E5"> being so rude to a customer</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">something</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in me snapped</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I smiled sweetly</font> at her mustered up a bright and cheery expression that<font color="#E5E5E5"> I usually reserved as my</font> waitress face and said<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm so sorry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> feel that way<font color="#E5E5E5"> ma'am</font> but on the bright<font color="#CCCCCC"> side</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> since it's</font> Tuesday still apply<font color="#CCCCCC"> you're seniors discount so</font> at least you aren't<font color="#E5E5E5"> losing that one</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I can't quite describe</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> her</font> expression<font color="#CCCCCC"> I think she was angry but I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think she was more shocked and in that</font> state of<font color="#E5E5E5"> shock she sputtered out I'm not</font> a senior<font color="#CCCCCC"> I mimicked her shock trying</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">appear horrified by my accidental faux</font> pas<font color="#CCCCCC"> and then immediately</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> said let me</font> take that off<font color="#E5E5E5"> there for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you then</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> promptly took the senior discount<font color="#CCCCCC"> off</font> bumping her total up another<font color="#E5E5E5"> $20</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I'm so</font> sorry for the misunderstanding<font color="#CCCCCC"> ma'am</font> oh boy<font color="#CCCCCC"> she was pissed</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but like I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> said I</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">think she was more shocked</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> she seemed a</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">little dumbfounded</font> she paid she took her<font color="#E5E5E5"> stuff she left I</font> will take that<font color="#E5E5E5"> petty moment of</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">satisfaction at her horrified expression</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to my grave it was even worth the</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">write-up that I did end up getting after</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">she called the store and gave my manager</font> a piece of her mind I just want<font color="#E5E5E5"> help</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you want</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> me to follow</font> your<font color="#E5E5E5"> request you got it posted</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> by user /</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Anna Lauren</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Buckland</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> this is going to be</font> with a bit<font color="#CCCCCC"> of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the backstory but all the</font> details are important to the<font color="#CCCCCC"> outcome of</font> the<font color="#E5E5E5"> MC when I was 15 I uncovered</font> repressed memories of early childhood trauma<font color="#CCCCCC"> I was familiar</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> with our little</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">rural community woman's Counseling</font> Center<font color="#E5E5E5"> because the ladies would</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> come in</font> during<font color="#E5E5E5"> health class to talk about</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">self-defense</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and how to protect</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> herself</font> from<font color="#CCCCCC"> being assaulted sounds deep but</font> these ladies<font color="#CCCCCC"> were cool I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> knew to go to</font> my guidance<font color="#E5E5E5"> counselor</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> GC for a referral</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the woman's counselor</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> WC who came</font> into<font color="#CCCCCC"> our school</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> if I wanted</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> meet</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font> her<font color="#E5E5E5"> for a one-on-one counseling</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">also told to us during that health class</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">how it was free and confidential so I</font> put in a request<font color="#E5E5E5"> to meet with the GC GC</font> was clearly uncomfortable with my request<font color="#CCCCCC"> but tried to be helpful she</font> didn't really<font color="#E5E5E5"> know what</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> say but</font> promised that when WC came in she<font color="#E5E5E5"> would</font> tell her I wanted<font color="#E5E5E5"> to see her</font> I was also<font color="#E5E5E5"> the concert mistress of our</font> high school orchestra<font color="#E5E5E5"> and a national</font> honor roll student<font color="#CCCCCC"> I went to many</font> academic and musical competitions year after year<font color="#E5E5E5"> music and studying I came to</font> learn were huge outlets for me WC was lovely she was young spunky<font color="#E5E5E5"> and</font> empathetic<font color="#CCCCCC"> I saw her for a year and</font> during<font color="#CCCCCC"> that year I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was very grateful to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">GC and her referral to WC despite</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> DC's</font> awkward news so I would often<font color="#E5E5E5"> volunteer</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">in the GC office to give back GC</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and I</font> developed a friendly relationship<font color="#E5E5E5"> until</font> one day I told<font color="#E5E5E5"> my parents</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about the</font> repressed memories and WC <font color="#CCCCCC">WC had been working with me to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> encourage</font> being honest with my parents it took a long time but<font color="#E5E5E5"> I got up the courage</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> tell them<font color="#E5E5E5"> unfortunately things did not</font> go well<font color="#CCCCCC"> it's another story that sort</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of</font> detracts from<font color="#E5E5E5"> the malicious compliance</font> so I'll just leave<font color="#CCCCCC"> it what they didn't</font> believe me <font color="#CCCCCC">about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the trauma and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> they were really</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">mad that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the school allowed me to see</font> some young inexperienced<font color="#E5E5E5"> counselor who</font> was<font color="#E5E5E5"> putting ideas in my head without</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">parental permission they marched down to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">the school</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> met with GC and the principal</font> they had many meetings<font color="#E5E5E5"> over time I had</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">restrictions placed on my meetings with</font> WC at first I was strongly discouraged <font color="#E5E5E5">from seeing her then when I refused the</font> school banned me from seeing her<font color="#E5E5E5"> during</font> this time GC his relationship with me changed she started saying I needed<font color="#E5E5E5"> to</font> stop making up stories<font color="#CCCCCC"> she wouldn't talk</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me anymore</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> unless I stopped lying to</font> her of course this confused and hurt me <font color="#E5E5E5">so I stopped volunteering at the GC</font> office<font color="#E5E5E5"> whenever I saw WC at school to</font> meet with other students<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> would slip</font> her notes in the hallway to tell her how I was doing GC was furious when she<font color="#E5E5E5"> saw me slipping</font> a note to WC one day she<font color="#E5E5E5"> told the</font> principal<font color="#E5E5E5"> and they called my parents</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they all had another meeting</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and decided</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">something was wrong with me to be acting</font> so non-compliant with their rules<font color="#CCCCCC"> they</font> wanted me evaluated for<font color="#E5E5E5"> a behavioural</font> class in the neighboring<font color="#E5E5E5"> school district</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">our school didn't have such a class so</font> all<font color="#E5E5E5"> the kids</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the county would go to</font> the other<font color="#E5E5E5"> school district for the</font> services<font color="#CCCCCC"> I tried to talk to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> GC I was a</font> smart kid<font color="#CCCCCC"> and I knew this class would</font> not offer me the<font color="#E5E5E5"> same</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> academic</font> instruction<font color="#CCCCCC"> I was enrolled in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">college-level</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> honors classes</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font> behavioral support class was for kids<font color="#E5E5E5"> on</font> juvenile probation<font color="#CCCCCC"> or so disrespectful</font> that they couldn't be appropriate in class I loved class and my biggest problem<font color="#E5E5E5"> was</font> not speaking up enough<font color="#E5E5E5"> GC told me it was</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">not up for discussion</font> I had done this to<font color="#CCCCCC"> myself if I had just</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">done what I was told and she couldn't</font> understand why I<font color="#E5E5E5"> was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> acting so unlike me</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and fighting them on not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> seeing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> W see I</font> wouldn't<font color="#E5E5E5"> be in this situation</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> she said</font> we would<font color="#E5E5E5"> all have a meeting me included</font> at the other school to discuss<font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font> problems<font color="#E5E5E5"> and get enrolled</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I felt totally</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">alone</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and isolated I didn't want to</font> leave my school classmates<font color="#CCCCCC"> teachers and</font> definitely not<font color="#E5E5E5"> my orchestra</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this other</font> school<font color="#E5E5E5"> didn't have an orchestra at all</font> so it wasn't like<font color="#E5E5E5"> I could transfer</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to a</font> new<font color="#CCCCCC"> one then it hit me</font> I<font color="#E5E5E5"> wasn't doing anything wrong</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> these few</font> adults in my<font color="#E5E5E5"> life</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> were in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> total denial</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">but</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> there were other adults out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there</font> like<font color="#E5E5E5"> WC who would believe</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> me I resolved</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">that when I went</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> to the meeting I would</font> be honest to the<font color="#E5E5E5"> new school</font> administrators if GC wanted me to comply I was going<font color="#CCCCCC"> full-throttle</font> on a Saturday morning my dad and I arrived at<font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> neighboring school now my</font> dad was a kind soul but<font color="#CCCCCC"> he was clueless</font> as to<font color="#CCCCCC"> what was going on</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> because</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> he only</font> knew what the<font color="#E5E5E5"> school</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was telling him</font> about<font color="#E5E5E5"> me and he was in super denial</font> about<font color="#E5E5E5"> the trauma so he was no help there</font> during the whole meeting he just sat <font color="#CCCCCC">there in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> silence and watched also in</font> attendance besides us was GC new school <font color="#CCCCCC">vice principal new VP and new school</font> guidance<font color="#E5E5E5"> counselor</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> new GC GC spoke at a</font> length about<font color="#E5E5E5"> my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> academic history</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Orchestra volunteering</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> WC and the</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">behavioral problems of failing to follow</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">through with their directions</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> new VP and</font> new GC were professional polite<font color="#E5E5E5"> listened</font> attentively and took notes<font color="#CCCCCC"> then they</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">turned to me GC says you're in honors</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">classes in a Lauren</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> what's your favorite</font> class<font color="#CCCCCC"> honours English but I also really</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> psychology 101</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I say honestly they</font> look at my records my GC brought and they are<font color="#CCCCCC"> my highest</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> marks Wow new GC</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">commands and I see here you want a</font> regional writing competition last<font color="#E5E5E5"> year</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> grinned<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes it was the first time I</font> actually won money<font color="#E5E5E5"> I framed my first</font> dollar because I was so proud<font color="#CCCCCC"> I still</font> have this dollar<font color="#CCCCCC"> today</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> then VP chimed in</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and you were in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> your school's</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Orchestra</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">what do you play I play the violin I'm</font> the concert mistress<font color="#CCCCCC"> I smile</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> and I go to</font> district<font color="#E5E5E5"> and regional competitions</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> every</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">year it's a lot</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> of fun</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> sometimes we</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> get</font> together<font color="#E5E5E5"> on the weekends</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> some of the</font> players than I and we practice just for fun new VP<font color="#E5E5E5"> and new GC exchange looks</font> they whisper amongst themselves and<font color="#E5E5E5"> they</font> look a little<font color="#E5E5E5"> worried and concerned GC</font> new<font color="#CCCCCC"> vp starts</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you are asking us</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">consider</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no Lauren for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the behavioral</font> support class this class<font color="#CCCCCC"> new GC and I</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> think it's the right fit</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> there are</font> a lot of kids<font color="#E5E5E5"> in there who have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> done</font> serious things like attack other students with weapons<font color="#E5E5E5"> or engage</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> other</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">criminal</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> activities to put know Lauren</font> in there could actually harm her<font color="#E5E5E5"> she</font> would start to associate<font color="#E5E5E5"> with others who</font> might negatively<font color="#E5E5E5"> influence her my heart</font> jumped into my throat<font color="#CCCCCC"> they were</font> believing<font color="#E5E5E5"> me I was so elated</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I turned</font> and looked<font color="#E5E5E5"> at GC her face was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> serious</font> and<font color="#CCCCCC"> frowning all of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that being said we</font> would gladly still accept you new<font color="#E5E5E5"> VP</font> kindly turned to me in our owners I'm sorry we<font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> have an orchestra</font> here but<font color="#E5E5E5"> maybe you would like to start</font> one he smiled<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay I nodded and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> smiled and</font> one last<font color="#E5E5E5"> thing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">new GC piped up she also turned to me</font> and softly said you were meeting<font color="#CCCCCC"> with</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> WC</font> right<font color="#E5E5E5"> yes</font> my heart broke<font color="#E5E5E5"> a bit hearing her name</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">yes was all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I could squeak out we know</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">WC very well she comes</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here on</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Wednesdays</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to meet students would you</font> like to see her<font color="#E5E5E5"> again</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> yes I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> said</font> excitedly<font color="#CCCCCC"> yes I'd love to</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I turned to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> my dad</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> but he was quiet and</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">didn't seem to have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> reaction then I</font> looked at GC<font color="#E5E5E5"> her face was</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> red</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> she was</font> beyond angry she angrily pushed back her seat and walked<font color="#E5E5E5"> out of the meeting new</font> VP<font color="#CCCCCC"> and new GC didn't chase after</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> her</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they had looks on their faces</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> like they</font> were glad she was gone<font color="#E5E5E5"> in the end they</font> said they would call GC on Monday if they still wanted to<font color="#CCCCCC"> initiate the</font> transfer<font color="#CCCCCC"> with those</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> conditions</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I don't</font> know what the conversation<font color="#CCCCCC"> was like</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">between them on the phone but I never</font> transferred<font color="#E5E5E5"> sadly GC never looked or</font> spoke to<font color="#CCCCCC"> me ever again I started seeing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">WC at her office</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> after school</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> where the</font> school had no<font color="#E5E5E5"> control</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of me I eventually</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">graduated from the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> high school still</font> with<font color="#E5E5E5"> national</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> honors leading the</font> orchestra<font color="#CCCCCC"> and getting counseling there</font> is a happy ending<font color="#CCCCCC"> to this</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> GC quit the</font> job and<font color="#E5E5E5"> moved away WC still works for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the same agency and never gives up on</font> her students her empathy<font color="#E5E5E5"> and passion for</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">justice motivated me to go to college</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> became<font color="#CCCCCC"> a social</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> worker and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> everyday I</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">helped people</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I always always treat them</font> without<font color="#E5E5E5"> judgement and believe them</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">alright everybody that's it for today's</font> video<font color="#E5E5E5"> I really hope</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that you liked it</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">some of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> those stories</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> were really saucy</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I went and</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> looked for stories that I had</font> not heard before<font color="#E5E5E5"> I know that a lot of</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">these are old but I really did do some</font> digging<font color="#CCCCCC"> for them so if you've heard them</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">before I apologize</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> but they were really</font> juicy so it's like a good story to hear <font color="#E5E5E5">anyways</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> liked this video please</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">thumbs</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> it up and subscribe if you</font> haven't<font color="#E5E5E5"> already I would really</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">appreciate it it helps me out I'm gonna</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">try to put out another hour-long video</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">next</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> week and don't forget to answer</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> question<font color="#E5E5E5"> of the day which</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> was do any</font> objects or cars or anything like that remind you of<font color="#E5E5E5"> people or characters</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> or</font> animals or<font color="#CCCCCC"> something like</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> so</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> anyway</font> it's with<font color="#E5E5E5"> that being said</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I will</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> see</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> in my<font color="#CCCCCC"> next video bye</font> [Music]
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Length: 35min 52sec (2152 seconds)
Published: Wed Mar 27 2019
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