r/kidsarestupid | "that will protect you from everything!"

hmm what do we have here oh it's a guy proposing Wow kid what are you doing get it just like huh what's going on here is it like ghetto ball in his face so I tried to take the rig or anything he's just so interested everyone my name is Jake and welcome to kids are stupid where we're gonna be looking at kids who were just being very stupid I mean the first one was just interested but kind of stupid that's pretty much the video join my brother's roblox account got hacked he's been crying for an hour and I heard him say my whole life is basically being wasted like brah the hacker spent ten dollars in row bugs I got woken up over this BS and I think what's even better as the comment is one time a kid dohno who probably one of my brother's friend logged in to roblox from my pc and saved his password it was chocolate the safest password known to man when I was 12 I did something to make a teacher mad so he is signed to be a 500-word theme I don't know what a theme was so I wrote the word theme 500 times I counted each word to be sure it met the requirements to be fair I don't think I've ever heard the word theme be used like that like write a theme 500 times I've never heard that so many things went wrong okay first of all I presume this kid's gonna yep he's he's straight over she doesn't even realize the dogs just a bit confused oh please no tell me she kicks the dog no she's kicking herself yeah that works as well hey at least nothing bad happened to the dog bathmat the sale I bought it last week and my one-year-old is terrified of it he's terrified of the bath mat how can you be scared of that ha but also $15 who's paying $15 vis two-year-olds scared to go into room because bad Yoda was watch her was super confused and weirded out turns out it's just the backside of this powerpuff girl toys oh no to be fair that doesn't look like Yoda and I would be terrified of this it's definitely a lot scarier than the Batman I'll give them my name Emma sitting in knitting right SN s P or s T to complete each word we've got stop stool sponge snow stick store snap and spill yeah you got all of those right and the next one right to complete each sentence use the word Bank number one I got yarn at the bank do you like the bank put your feet on the branch Bank Bank bank back to be fair they did use the word Bank once I walked in on my seven-year-old cousin who had his finger inside of my pet bunnies cage so I told him careful it might think it is a carrot he then scuffed and continued to yank his finger in between the bars about ten seconds later he got bit screamed and then of course his mother came into the room and started yelling at me this is possibly one of the greatest I told you so moments in my life the mother comes in and starts screaming at her like that just shows me me maybe just maybe your kids an idiot and he's sticking his finger into a pets cage and that pet is like mmm that's a finger I'm gonna bite that down yeah I think it might be your parenting or the kid being an idiot my daughter told me she is the most talented swimmer out of everyone she knows because she can swim without moving her arms or legs at all she is floating on her back to be fair if she could swim without moving her arms and legs like that would be pretty impressive but if you're not moving you're not really swimming let's go fishy fishy oh I already know where this is going he's going fishy fishy right oh there he goes so I bought the cat a laser pointer this is what is good but gets probably looking at this kid being like wow I look that dumb oh my god I'm not doing that again I assume this is some kind of country song I'm just assuming but it makes sense well I love this by the way I'm only ten and I'm drink beer before oh yeah I drove my uncle's boat it was fun and I drove his jet skis either he's lying or the uncles probably not the best uncle Nintendo switch for $200 I am selling my son switch I made him a deal to quit pooping in the shower apparently he cannot do that and thinks it's funny when I step on his steamers in the morning so the switch is going it all works and will demonstrate upon arrival comes with animal crossing Mega Man X Super Smash Brothers and Breathitt the wild it's not the light it's the full-size one I know I'm taking a loss with the money I spent on this darn thing but stepping on a corn back rather in the shower each morning is really upsetting me and gross cash only no trades please call or text because I rarely check my emails this is one of those things where I'm really torn on one side I'm like a Nintendo switch with all those games for only $200 why I wish and then on the other side it's like do I really want to own a Nintendo switch that was used by a kid who poops in the shower and stands on edge probably not when I was like 7 I was scared of being in a dark room alone and I was sleeping in my mum's bed but she was in the driveway outside so I went downstairs and decided to lay on the couch under three or four blankets covering my whole body I get woken up 1 to 2 hours later all the family in the area over they were looking for me almost called the cops screaming where are you then they searched the whole neighborhood and were about to go question people my uncle then sound the couch and noticed a pile of blankets picked it up and there I was sleeping my dumb ass wouldn't wake up to seven people screaming my name in the house to be fair I think that makes the the adults stupid not the kid so yeah kids are stupid but adults are even stupider so we told him to grab his mask is he's gonna be safe from the coronavirus there overheard on kindergarten zoo teacher what 14 plus 1 child I don't have enough fingers for they've got a point they just need to grow some more or use your toes I am special because I am smart Ellie nice one Ellie you're very special mm-hmm yeah this was on the school computers roblox play alone show one two three four five six seven eight nine and all the way up to 21 see you know you don't have to download the launch at that many times you can just download the launcher once you know ah the classic I'm a ghost he's definitely gonna walk it to something yep they worked it to that and oh oh yeah that's that's gonna be some bruised Boat Race design your boat in the box below that's a pretty good boat why have you designed your boat this way it's the only way I knew how to no he's got a point there's no point pretending you know cuz then you won't succeed right it's not the sharpest tool in the shed is he trying to throw a net to catch fish I think he is there we go he just straight-up dropped it and run in oh he's got a basketball you know it's gonna be good I just love these ones oh that's an e to the no not the knee oh the butt to the face just shrink it up don't tell mom please don't tell Mom a year ago my sister had a slogan that she would constantly say because she thought life was a sitcom and she was the main character constantly at random times usually near somebody she would say drink your milk kids in the most countryman accent she could make best part was that she looked in random directions while doing it I can just imagine it going like camera two I'm looking at you camera two just said the family's like what are you doing but everyone should live their life like that like you're the main character in a sitcom everyone needs a catchphrase we need a catchphrase need to think of one people born in the time of the internet what don't you understand about the before times so my brother who's 11 thought that when my father who's 45 was young there were no cars etc he thought all they were doing was riding horses to be fair I used to think that like before color was invented you know color TVs that everything was just black and white I couldn't seem to grasp that it wasn't in color I want jumping spiders she said I will take care of them she said I promise they will always stay in their box she said you swear on pain of infinite disappointment you swear I asked yes she said well guess what we can't freaking find 20/20 can suck it you bought jumping spiders you thought that was a good idea because your child said sonar went to visit my mum today and she gave me a plate I made for her when I was two mmm yeah great design it's the thought remember it's the thought that cards oh all right guys do not open the frig don't don't do it you get it's dangerous if you do it all right come bus to school bus bus bus to school bus to school together bus bus bus to school in all kinds of weather huh draw the picture bus it's the bus to school nice but mom I don't want to wear a normal mask hey Chuck I wanna win this mask it's gonna protect him real gonna protect him I mean everyone loved us anonymous right now so maybe a whale overall it's anonymous and everyone loves these two videos on screen which you can click right now unless you're on a device that doesn't support the end screens then I'm just 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Id: -yBp5KyHyWA

Length: 10min 37sec (637 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 08 2020