Rimworld but my cult are evil cannibals

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing more rimworld we're going to continue with my colony and die out that's right i said diet we're probably all going to die this episode i was really happy to see you guys seem to enjoy the last episode actually it's hard to tell sometimes with these games because you do get the people who even though you're new you've never played the game before will be like what a [ __ ] idiot he doesn't know something that i know because i played the game for 20 hours this guy is stupid henson died from blood loss okay we're off to a good start just gonna leave him sleep it off i'm sure they'll be fine okay peckins just died thank you for the autosave game wouldn't want to lose this progress uh now we're on fire burn my failure to the ground please just burn the whole place down well if you can sleep through that you must be in a bloody deep sleep i don't think they're gonna wake up and there goes grognak this story is over shout out to patriots local rat has gone mad it will attack everyone it sees wow i think that's the least of my troubles everyone is dead all right it's been fun thanks for watching guys shout out to all right you know what we're gonna start a new one and see how we can do i feel like i've learned nothing from this though okay so we got pickens grog neck and jog again but this time i've got a mod that i can prepare them carefully and make them up exactly how i want them okay blood lost pickens gets a rush from hurting people yeah that sounds right pickens breathes heavily all the time and sweats constantly people find it creepy a cannibal sounds good okay yeah that's fine i feel like his shooting should be amazing i just made him way too op but that's fine pickens is op i feel like shooting should be a little below average but melee should be completely full intellectual zero yeah i think that's about right i think that's all good okay i think we're done start look this place already has a room go there the first thing i'm building is a jail i know that's probably not the biggest priority but it's important to me i need to stay on top of food this time that's what affect me the last time as grognek draws near the ancient wall a sense of foreboding overcomes her she isn't sure why but she feels that this dusty structure may contain great danger oh great is this the ancient wall if so i want to knock it down i want to see what's in it you know what we'll do that in a second i want to hunt first there we go the sleeping get him pickens you're supposed to be the good shot here again with the wall oh it's up here somewhere yeah we'll cut through that in a second people have stuffed a trade can we kill them yeah we can probably take them get the guns ready boys look at this merry bear now misfits grog next just [ __ ] running at them okay one dead attack the other don't let her get away she'll tell her friends now she's gonna get away grognek's bloody quick though she got lucky oh she got a good hit on her before she got away uh she'll probably bleed out there we go we're the cult and this is factopia if anyone shows up to factopia that shouldn't be here they're going down jim even got a cool jacket from all that that was worth oh and a hat oh god what's wrong there a mad animal oh jesus jog jog no hold on pause like you're allowed bloody defend yourself as well you know that right like the cult's not going to get mad if you kill a squirrel for god's sake there you go you're absolutely useless you know that i'm going to consume this human corpse and see what effect it has on his psyche why does it still go down oh it there's a much bigger positive though raw like an animal it was so succulent oh there's a heat wave if there's a heat wave and you can't get cool just do extremely laborious work jesus it's 30 degrees i'd be dying that's not american degrees by the way that's everywhere else degrees if you want to like not die from the heat then go in the freezer wait there's a raid [ __ ] pause that's just one guy okay that's fine here he comes oh he's attacking the plants can you guys not see him he's lighting my farm on fire why okay can someone put that fire out is that possible grog next one lifting him in after being stabbed about three times hit a [ __ ] knife a shotgun and a rifle how good thing we're stripping him i thought i was just taking his clothes to embarrass him i don't know what i'm doing nash is no longer capable of walking all right he's going to struggle to fit into the group then oh jesus what the [ __ ] well i guess that's what we get for making batteries we have no idea what we're doing all right you know what he's going to be no good to us just poke him to death continue to beat him all right he's dead oh oh yeah because i don't have a roof over it that makes sense why it exploded oh grog neck is up and about never mind what we did to the other guy during the night just ignore that you see i feel like this is going better than last time but then again i've lost power a battery has exploded and there's a dead guy in my freezer which by the way isn't freezing innocent prisoner died yes sorry about that one wait i'm such an idiot i built a roof over my solar panels how were they supposed to get solar i feel like i could move the batteries oh good it's getting some power thank christ jog is getting bothered again what's his problem observe rotting corpse what's the problem with that huh bald goods trainer from league of something or other okay oh my god there's so many of them imagine the food i'd get if i kill them all hey guys ignore that corpse no no stop fight it's fine stop thinking about it attack the one at range first okay grog next just running in there i forgot she doesn't have a gun she's a melee warrior one of them got killed they're backing off yeah you guys better get out of here this is my land try and be friendly here william attack him jim what are you doing god damn it jog is down okay good pigeons got them all noticed the little happy symbol that came up as well mellie attacked her to death god what a painful way to go that took hours he's just gathering all the bodies and chopping him up and cooking him while everyone else is asleep oh he's feeding them to them god damn he's crazy oh grug next fully healed now it's just up to jog to see if he'll get healed or not a test subject named afib defoe calls you from nearby she's been chased by tribes people from the league of blah blah blah those are the people from earlier offer safety yeah go for it come into my tribe i hate them anyway oh for [ __ ] sake why are you fighting the squirrel i'll attack this one look at jog you're [ __ ] injured you're just coming up punching her go home jog he's trying to run away i think it might be too late for him okay these two don't seem to be able to hit each other but luckily jim is pretty good he's hitting an odd time there you go welcome to the crew feeb severe illness from jog well that's because he's going out punching people when he's already half dead classic jog oh god a raid really a group of pirates it's only one again we'll probably be okay all right they're coming it's just grog neck and pickens holding in the fort oh god damn my dog i forgot no dog lead him in here how do i all right fine go get him god damn why you have to attack my dog like what a stupid pirate this was your great plan i still alive all right now that we got this new person and i actually have some downtime let's destroy this thing i want to actually get in here oh wait yeah i can't select a certain person to do it it's just going to be anyone okay you get it jog you've got this under control okay uh let's just pause here a second what the hell is this a centipede what are these ancient crypto sleep casket interesting you've all been drafted now get over here wait no get here get behind cover all right at least they're slow wait does he have a mini gun where's the centipede of a minigun oh jesus christ we're so [ __ ] oh my god we're getting destroyed come on please die how many shots can he take jesus christ at least there's only one of them okay we finally killed it wait everyone just fire at that fecker come on end him wait i i think we just shot feet because they were standing on the okay you know what just just stop just a moment it was severe illness hey that guy you [ __ ] kill him go on grog neck end him okay grognac won't do it i'll do it with pickens when he wakes up pickens will gladly do it and eat him right after oh god i have no medicine that's telling me to buy it from traders but i've been killing them all peep if you have a mental breakdown i'll [ __ ] kill you i don't think you understand you're not a main character here you're a side character and even that you're not even credited god they do not like grog neck the third i also named the grog knight the third by the way because we drug knight the second and the last girl today they died okay apparently experiencing acute pain which is making them go make it stop make it stop make it stop is the same as a hideous environment really they're the same levels of negativity oh he's cleaning up all the blood it's just like in the sims he tries to mop when the sink is broken like he's trying to mop up the blood as they're bleeding all over the place constantly jog to open all of these which is a terrible idea given we're all dying already they're all like going through severe illness and just taking care of each other in the moments they can actually walk you're playing horseshoes really i've sent you to do so much [ __ ] why are you not doing them oh there's a [ __ ] ton of people i think they all need caring for oh my god okay shot by jog what why hold up they're exploding or something maybe i shouldn't have opened these this guy's just walking about i don't know what his deal is okay that one died uh there's also something vomiting on our crops john get your priorities straight jesus christ another one for grug neck to care for you can upgrade your knife i think though activate what does that do psychic insanity lance activate it i don't know what it does activate it on this one just trying out some new tools here oh jesus okay it does bad stuff i guess it made them insane all right she's dead guys kill the witness chunk of spacecraft have fallen nearby all right you guys can come off draft now you did your work good job oh there's gold there more gold there they all had gold on them this is great jug is already cutting up the body i don't think that's how that should have went i think i should have recruited them but i was happier to kill them i've got enough on my plate without more mouths to feed i bet they wouldn't have even been okay with being cannibals i bet they were lame the thing is i run out of power every night for this food so it just starts rotting in the night oh wait we can butcher that thing whoever lifted that in is a champ by the way oh jesus what's happening now mental breakdown berserk oh hold up hold up hold up phoebe subject is gone berserk god damn it like we could easily kill her put on one of the cryosleep things i don't know what that'll do i'm just interested yeah you the one who got beat up you have to carry her oh 61 human meat has rotted away i gotta work on this power issue hates seeing good human meat going to waste oh look at this guy he's up and about i don't know how to kill this guy or like bring him into the fold or anything uh i'm gonna build a wall in front of his door so then we just can't get into him and he'll just starve to death oh there's the minigun where's pickens equip that bad boy i want to see him hunting now oh my god but he still can't hit it corn you're supposed to be good at shooting oh god it's attacking oh thank christ i got it [ __ ] hell that would have been embarrassing he had a mental break but he's just hiding in his room i mean that's fine you can do that if you want you don't really have a room though jog is no longer hiding in his room i don't think anyone cared anyway that is one absolute unit of a centipede like he's taking up my entire freezer my muffalo has developed an addiction to whatever that is that's fine i can just go through withdrawal i'm not going enabling it wait this guy's got insane mental state berserk well what's he gonna do i've trapped him in with that wall talk about overkill but yet it still doesn't work jesus christ kill it come on it's it just went right around me okay guys attack it oh my god what did you just [ __ ] fire at it watching for targets i don't think anyone's going to come in dude oh they died due to maltriation oh no oh my god we got another [ __ ] group of people coming in how many do you think i could spray down with a minigun pikens come on oh my god we might be a little bit outnumbered here this might have been a bad fight to pick i think i picked a bad fight all right you guys you've been warned you better get out of here oh my god what was that why are things exploding a tactical error could have happened to anyone wait who's that oh wait that was that pod that landed ages ago and i just ignored like how can he not even hit once i don't understand it's a mini gun alright guys it's okay i scared them off i just had my base all clean and look at it now we did down one of them though we have one of their people consume i guess he just puts him up on the dinner table and then throws his clothes on the chair i'm telling you these people are resilient compared to the last they're just not dying i'm gonna open up this casket see if phoebe's doing the only one who must actually like her colony now is [ __ ] jim pickens he [ __ ] loves it i bet he's bloodthirsty so all this blood suits him just fine a raid oh jesus oh [ __ ] hell he's burning her fire on fire i hate these people like what is your plan here no no no no attack attack don't just walk up to him there we go dead okay you're all fine you're good to go now again put out the fire here's phoebe the weakest of the bunch call him they can hardly walk and i'm like hold that guy back to base feed we're going back to bed phoebe's got an infection she's going to be the end of us we should put her into cryo sleep again but it's fine all the bodies in the freezer jim's gonna have a great time he brings them to the table it's [ __ ] hilarious that no one seems to mind this they're like jim you know we have loads of potatoes and you know normal meat in there yep as he bites a chunk out of them on escape pod finally i can save someone on his name is mad dog phoebus died due to infection that's probably a blessing in disguise don't worry she won't go to waste pickens there's your next meal i don't really want to waste my medical supplies can we just throw them in the freezer there we go you'll be safe in there for the next people to find you long after this cult is gone alright guys i think i've made a very successful cult on this youtube channel and also in the game it's been okay i don't know if i'll play any more of this because i feel like i've kind of gotten all i can out of it i'm not good at it as you can see so there's nothing you can really learn from watching me i just like to have fun with games and that's what we did today but i think i've kind of gotten all i can out of it uh in terms of videos but it's a really really fun game i could see getting completely addicted to this but for now we're gonna leave it there i hope you're happy the cult went a lot better this time despite my awful decisions and yeah thanks for watching appreciate as always and i'll see you next time bye for now god damn it my potato plant has died because of cold

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: cVoNu4f3Bv4

Length: 14min 37sec (877 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 27 2018