r/IDontWorkHereLady | SHE SAW IT ALL!

what's up guys welcome to voice' here this is your host captain Zack and today's subreddit is our /i don't work your lady with a couple bonus stories from our slash today I fudged up don't forget to Like subscribe and hit that bell to never miss an episode this story's called don't lie to me you took our picture three hours ago get to it I don't know what it is about me but I'm pretty good at attracting the Karen types cast names changed to protect the innocent there's me Karen entitled parent Lyla hero manager Matt LYLAS co-manager not scare my manager as mentioned in a previous post I work for a theme park last year I had just finished my shift and decided to head to the store on property to get a doll I wanted for my collection hey I collect dolls and I get a sweet discount so might as well use it while there's nothing forbidding us from shopping / eating at our parks when we're off the clock we're encouraged to take off our name tags and hide our distinctive IDs so we don't get harassed I take this a step further and actually have a spare shirt that I changed into this time I had a blue your shirt other than that I'm still wearing my blue shorts black shoes in my hair in a falling out bun so I'm at the shop holding the doll I wanted in trying to decide if I can afford a second stuffed animal when I heard a very rude finally someone help us I ignore it feeling sorry for the poor employee they're addressing that's until I feel someone staring at me like they were trying to hypnotize my back it lasted maybe 10 to 15 seconds not gonna lie it felt like 10 to 15 minutes I look over my shirt to see if someone was trying to look at the dolls so I could give them room which was my fatal mistake all at once someone tosses a shirt in my face and I dropped the doll I had my hands when I got the shirt off my face I found myself staring at a soccer mom complete with mom jeans short-sleeved shirts and the I used to be a cheerleader and high school and have never bothered to grow out of it if entitlements was a cologne she'd reek of it I need you to get me an extra large and while you're at it give me one of those princess dresses in my daughter sighs she said more bellowed still wanting to be polite because I was at my workplace I said I'm sorry ma'am but I don't work here I pointed to someone who was dressed in the uniform and wearing the distinct nametag who was busy rearranging some stuffed animals just ten feet away but he may be able to help you I didn't even get a chance to return to my browsing before she pointed an acrylic tipped finger two inches for my face don't lie to me you took our picture three hours ago get to it now I'm realizing I'm treading on thin ice merchandise is a completely different department than photography and therefore I couldn't just go back and get what she wanted without getting into trouble however unlike the incident at the grocery store I couldn't sass back since she knew who I was even though I couldn't remember her she could get me into a lot of trouble since I'm technically representing the company as much as I wanted to tell her to take her mom gened booty out of my Park and never come back I love my job too much to risk it ma'am even if I did work here I'm off the clock and there are strict rules about what we can and can't do while we're off the clock Karen cocked her head and looks like a stone teenager so you're saying you won't help me make my vacation magical biting my tongue I'm sorry but I can't I'll help you find an employee but that's all I can do Karen takes a deep breath and moves that finger closer to my face just what I'm about to lose my composure and bite at her hand to managers Lila and max walk up hi can we help you ladies Karen moving her finger finally I want you to fire her right now after getting a good look at me ma'am she doesn't work here but I'll be happy to help don't you dare protect her young man she took our photos three hours ago and won't help us get a dress and a chart I'll take care of the employee ma'am Matt if you can help our customer they leave Karen giving me a you will pay for this before I can even open my mouth Lila asks in a nice voice are you okay yeah I'm just a little shaken I pick up the doll thank you I was just looking around when she tossed that t-shirt my face and started bellowing someone in the store saw and ran to grab us I apologize for your experience would you need help with anything else thank you I'm good I just want to get home come with me I'll check you out she smiles at me least I can do for a fellow employee as we're walking what gave it away the way you were pointing were taught to point a certain way and never really lose it where do you work at I'm a photographer and this is my home park she perks up Dino Oscar yeah I know he was merchandise before he joined us you know him he trained me we talked for a few minutes while she checked me out and sent me on my way the next morning I arrived to work and sure enough Oscar was waiting for me and asked me to see him I agreed and went in I understand there was an incident at the store yesterday I took a deep breath and explained everything Oscar listened and waited for me to finish just so you know you're not in trouble I got an email from lilah explaining what happened and how well you handled the situation she also wanted me to make sure you are okay that was relieved beyond belief and went about my day the smile on my face was real now every time I see lilah and Matt I smile and greet them wow this was actually insanely wholesome and I actually really freaking love it um I always loved to hear stories where the manager gets the employees back and you know everything works out great for the people that it deserves to work out great for and it's kind of cool not hearing you know oh and then the police came and smacked Karen in the face with a donkey hoof and you know stuff like that you know just the good stuff this story's called dude what so I used to work in a big orange home-improvement store and did so for about three years the dress code was jeans in to polo shirts with an apron over them in the companies blaring color I have since moved on into a sales position at a different company the code here is quite similar with the logo polo jeans and - an apron one day I have to stop at the Orange Box to get tools to work on my house my head in and as I am quite familiar with the layouts I head to where this tool is on the back wall of the store I'm not really paying attention as I go why would I I don't work there anymore a guy puts his hand out to block my path and says it's about time someone showed up I've been waiting here for 15 minutes it's a middle aged man and his wife neither one of them look happy in the least I replied with a simple yet eloquent dude what I want to order a door and you're gonna help me I don't work here man yes you do you're wearing the same uniform as everyone else he started to get pretty angry at this so being as I used to work at this company before I grabbed the desk phone and dial the manager and simply say you have an angry customer by the desk the customer is now feeling validated that he was right about me working here now I'm going to get a discount because of your urine unsatisfactory attitude I give him a quick whatever dude and walk away he starts yelling about how I'll be fired for this and he'll have my apron that I'm not even wearing I get my tool and start heading towards the front and I spot this man speaking with a manager and he points my way and says there's that rude soggy oily biscuit right there and now the manager is looking pretty confused because he knows I don't work there I know I don't work there and that I've been yelled at by some Rando who was just confused and wants to be right I walk up in state to both the manager and the Rando I don't work here this man was quite rude to me and I feel as though I deserve an apology the manager starts saying sorry to me and that's when it sinks into this guy that I actually do not work here hey man I didn't know you didn't work here I thought you were just ignoring me I asked him how could you have possibly known besides the fact that I'm clearly wearing a different company's logo on my shirts and have no apron in sight guy goes flush grabs his wife and walks away faster than I thought he could have towards the front doors and that's how I got a free try Wolcott I seriously don't understand how so many people just ignore the fact that people are not wearing a uniform and just assume this random person works there yeah but who cares it makes for good reading material this story is called today I fudged up by putting a rock in my ear then leaving it for roughly 13 years bit of context I was a fairly dumb nine-year-old at the time this happened I'm 26 now well it begins at a smallish outside family gathering on my dad's side my parents split up some few years earlier and my mom had primary custody and I had spaced myself from the other children and took up refuge beneath the adult table it's where I got to hear all the awful rumors in the jibber-jabber so why not write while I sat amongst the rebel in dirt I had this amazing idea to put pebbles in the ridge of my ear now and again and treat them individually like a car on a racetrack again I wasn't bright well I drove one of them dishes right into my ear canal that said I flipped out at the idea that this object slid into my ear and suddenly I can't remove it not a single adult was even aware I was under the table by this point because of course all the brats were locked in the backyard so when the screech of terror left my mouth all that was heard otherwise would have been knees against the table and dining where clattering I lost my mind my dad yanked me up and immediately took me to the bathroom and started the hydrogen peroxide treatment to the ear assuming it was just a panic attack and that it was earwax agitating my eardrum or something probably not the most keen reaction but the thought process was sound whatever really either way after what seemed like hours him his mother brothers and sisters reassured me it was fine saying it probably fell out and that I was overreacting okay sure let's skip ahead of it it was roughly a two-year span between 14 and 16 and I'm in high school this is where the real fun begins equilibrium issues emerge sprinkles have lost balance mostly I could no longer submerge my head in water for more than a few seconds high and low pressures made me sick plus general discomfort over little things like showering sleeping traveling was a nightmare really I get to thinking about things and to grab a simple paper clip then bend it straight putting the loop on the end before fishing around my ear for that imaginary rock I had long ago forgotten all I hear is scrapes I'll admit I immediately started to panic before running off to my mom who rightfully rushed me to the hospital while demanding why she hadn't been told up until now that's another topic entirely well wouldn't you know though the doctor said I was faking examined my ear and said I just had compacted wax and it was likely trying to get out of school right it was probably June at the time my mom didn't really believe him but I decided balls to it let's get some hydro peroxide more I'm 18 and I know for a fact there is something in my freaking head I'm losing it so I hit the hospital again and this time the doctor outright states there's definitely blockage I'm not sure if it's wrong but I can certainly try to help so this professional pulled out this gnarly looking pair of scissor hemostat Singh gets to just having his absolute way with my ear canal trying to get a grip on this smooth object it was audio torture hands down rubbing steel to granites but centimeters away from your eardrums and this went on for at least four minutes until my ear began to bleed lightly the end results you will need to see a specialist the specific type eludes me but basically it was the same guy that removes peanuts from Toddlers nasal cavities I'll admit right now my choices here forward were dumb as all hell the sight of my ear bleeding sent me off the deep end and I began refusing all help entirely only trying to remove myself from that point on and truthfully just torturing myself when I reflect back let's time jump one last time I'm twenty-two couple months away from twenty-three I have a wonderful girlfriend things are great but headaches have developed and are a reoccurring thing however my balance issues have been basically worked out great but now out of the blue I'm losing hand-eye coordination well darn you know I attributed it to the rock in my freakin skull I lost it yet again and went on a rampage this time demanding my girlfriend to give me all of her dental and dermal tools so that I could dig this chunk of Earth out of myself three different sized hooped still sticks a couple of mirrors of flat ended rod and a hook stick but that last one was phased from the situation immediately this was the beginning in some sense to my 20-minute conquests to become a pro surgeon and I locked myself away to be alone working and prodding these weird little hooped rods around in my ear mostly loosening wax and grinding against the round sides the admittedly small stone eventually the rods and slipped absurdly close to my eardrum and wrapped around the rock in an instant I froze but my heart began pounding through my chest jackpot now you see this is a difficult feeling to explain in person let alone through text the pain from pulling this earwax lathered object from my ear canal was like a migraine shifting from my left ear to my right while in the same sense it felt like I was passing a kidney stone for my skull all in all two out of ten wouldn't do it again but now it's totally out and I have put it away in a ziplock bag I had no real recovery issues I guess as soon as the rock was out my hearing was incredible in one ear for an entire day now it just rings occasionally my balance won't ever be the same I feel but it's fine enough as is otherwise underwater swimming is a no-go I have minor sensitivity to changing atmospheric air pressure still and I get occasional headaches around the right side of my head not a bad trade out okay that's terrifying first of all okay I know that rocks don't really end up in your ear naturally at all you'd have to kind of force it in there like this kid did but I feel like the ears should have some sort of like mechanism that just pushes the crap that it's not supposed to be in there out but yeah let this be a lesson to us all don't use your ear ridges as a race car track for pebbles this story's called today I fudged up messing with the fire ant colony I was on vacation with my girlfriend who wanted to spend a week driving across the country to Texas to visit her grandmother near San Antonio I have lived in the Northeast United States my entire life and had never been to Texas day one was pretty interesting as the ranch we were staying at was recently treated for red scorpions they had apparently infested the place and we found them dead all over I didn't mess with any scorpions though there were two horses male and female in a very large range style pasture the pasture was bordered by a tall slat wood fence this will be important in a moment I was bored on day two and decided to go exploring the large pasture area that was warned about some rattlesnakes by some men roving around in the back of a pickup truck carrying large guns they didn't warn me about the insects though I was amazed at the size of these insects in Texas everything really is bigger there at one point I found a grasshopper nearly the size of a baseball suddenly I was five years old again and had a thought I saw some large ant hills away back on my walk what would happen if I just you know threw this grasshopper on the anthill this turned out to be a tragic mistake I did indeed throw the grasshopper on the anthill I watched with glee as the ants swarmed out to devour the meal it was really interesting moments later something terrible happened with military-like timing and positioning they attacked suddenly my butt was on fire both cheeks these little ants had crawled up my pant legs not biting me along the way until they read the good meat they simultaneously were biting both butt cheeks needless to say it hurt bad I didn't register what was even happening at first but tore my pants and unders off and started hauling through the pasture back towards the ranch the way God brought me into the world naked from the waist down that is when the stud horse attacked must have felt threatened by my screaming because he had ignored me the whole time I ran faster and I saw the fence in the house beyond that I was about to leap over the fence and saw my girl's grandma all of ninety-five years sitting on the back porch and Here I am vaulting this fence screaming like a banshee with my genitals flapping around like Old Glory she was good-humoured about it though and as I approached her her only words were gotcha but and then fire ants didn't ya I'll fetch the allo and she helped my girl actually remove the ants that were still latched on to my supple bottom what is with everyone on this freaking subreddit messing with Texas fire ants you don't do that you don't learn from each other it's not a good idea they're aggressive territorial and just world jerks okay you don't mess with them learn from each other quick little educational side notes yes fire ants do bite but what actually hurts you and leaves those nasty little pustules is the stinging don't forget to Like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 19min 15sec (1155 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 01 2019