r/IDontWorkHereLady | KAREN WANNABE

what's up guys welcome to voice you here this is your host captain Zac in today's subreddit is our slash on a work your lady with a couple stories from our slash today I fudged up don't forget to like subscribe and hit that bell to never miss an episode this story's called woman accuses me of being a bad worker to try and get free food about a quarter of a mile away from my high school there is McDonald's that many students apply to work at a few of my friends work there currently but I do not many of them are seniors and don't have a full school day and work there in the morning after the end of their shift most of them change in the bathroom and head to home or to school many students have spirit wear or clothes with the school's name on it and many people wear it daily this is where I assume confusion happened here's the cast me little kid nice manager entitled Mota I walk into McDonald's and I see my friend at the counter taking an order I just waved to him and he waves back I continue walking to the ordering screens and I see a little kid struggling to reach a menu item on the screen hey bud you need some help little kid nods and points to the fries and I help him with the rest of his order apparently his mom was a doctor of some sort and she was on call talking to a patient little kid walks up to the counter and pays for his order using money I suppose his mom gave to him he was like a little man I walked back to an empty screen I'm not even five seconds into putting in my order when someone taps on my shoulder I turn around uh can I help you ma'am I've been waiting for my order forever and me and my dear son are very hungry customers and why are you telling me this you work here so you should be helping me miss I think you're confused I don't don't you lie to me I saw you help that kid I saw you way to the cashier too I helped that kid out of the kindness of my heart that cashier is just your friend sure and you just happen to wear the same clothes yes she was yelling at me the whole time others had been watching too I also realized she was talking about my school sweatshirt my friend wears a similar one with the design from two years ago have seen him change out of it for work miss this is a spirit where for the high school nearby he's a senior and I'm a junior police let me order my dinner yo derogatory Asian Tom's are taking my kids jobs and he can't even do him right who the hell is he a manager I want to talk to him by this point my friend had done the smart thing and gotten his manager they both walked around the registers into this woman and I ma'am what seems to be the problem you're lazy booty walk isn't helping my family get my food he should be Fayette my son is starving she gestures over to a table where a boy is intently staring at a smartphone with a shiny pink case he doesn't look like he cares at all I'm sorry but this man does not work here entitled mother still looks like she's going to blow a gasket well whatever I still don't have my food and I want to be compensated can I see your receipt then ah fine she hands over the receipts manager takes three seconds to look at it before handing it back to entitled mother you're gonna have to leave now cue surprise Pikachu face what why this receipt is clearly from two weeks ago you are causing a disturbance please leave entitled mother's face goes red she yells multiple derogatory terms you are all racist I'm leaving a review so bad you'll never get business again she then grabs her kid as she storms out all three of us are standing there dumbfounded the nice manager offers me a free meal but I decline i order my meal normally and enjoy my dinner I don't know why she thought using an old receipt would work because that sort of thing won't hold up longer than 30 seconds they literally just have to look at the date this story's called explaining to customer I just had surgery and cannot come to her house not exactly and I don't work your lady and not long and drawn-out but it's crazy enough it fits the bill I work for a large company installing / repairing TV and Internet where we are required to give our business cards with our cell phone numbers for 30 day warranty if anything happens I have so many stories I could tell from 5 a.m. wake up's being screamed at to having to block someone's number when they called 90 while I was on vacation to someone threatening to not let me out of their house one time but this one is a special kind of stupid almost one year ago I got hurt at work and a few months ago had surgery so way past the warranty period two days after surgery I received a phone call being high on my pain meds I answered the phone without checking the caller ID here's the cast in same customer me hi this is insane customer you were just in my house and my internet isn't working I have people coming over for the weekend and need you here at a way to fix it hi there I'm sorry to hear your internet is down however I haven't been at work in over six months and will be unable to come fix it for you as I just had surgery a few days ago since being off work I've received tons of these calls way nicer than this though and everyone has apologized and wished me well after I've told them the number to call but you really have to explain there is zero chance of going out there or they will try and work something out with you hence the surgery explanation now back to the story what do you mean you can't come out here today I can't wait the two weeks it takes for someone to come out ma'am as I just said I can't come fix your internet as I can barely walk right now let alone drive it's been over 30 days since I was at your house and even if I wanted to come help you out I'm legally unable to drive right now insane customer mutters something about customer service and complaining about me to my company very frustrated in a lot of pain and hi out of my mind I say I hope you enjoy your time with our company this weekend here is a customer service number it's been over four months and I've heard nothing about it I can only imagine the service rep who had to listen to a woman complaint about a dude who just had surgery refusing to fix her stuff better yet maybe she realized how insane she was once she had time to process the fact I said I had surgery and wasn't just being lazy like she was implying my job has had people rolling the stories I've had over the years it truly is never a dull moment in the life of tech ok hold on something really bothering me is that they gave out their personal cellphone numbers there's gotta be some labor laws against that right I know people have work cell phones for this very reason why are you have to give out their personal cell phone number because that's ridiculous anyways Karen you jerk you got to let people rest after surgery it's not like anyone expected you to do anything after you gave birth to your crotch Goblin I don't know if she had any kids it's just that's common this story's called boss wants me to come into work drunk okay so I was thinking this would be an entitled people but it's about work and I wasn't working at the time also I am a phone my boss is a nice guy but sometimes gets a bit aggravated and I'll be honest doesn't run things the way I would run things to the story a couple of people have left the job due to not being paid for overtime and being overworked anyway so the people left including me having been doing six or seven days a week to keep the place running it's a small business and money is money about two weeks this and we asked the boss man when are new people being hired oh you guys seem to be getting on fine as you are and that was the end of that convo being a bit rundown and young and fed up with having no social life I booked me a nice four-day weekend and bought tickets for a band I liked holiday was accepted noise Friday comes and I wake up nice and late get a couple of tinnies in with the mates on the way up to the big smoke and proceeded to get hammered to punk music and thoroughly enjoying my night of sticking it to the man in the smokers area I get a call from boss man hey big G we have a kind of casual relationship that wasn't just me being a hey o P any chance you can come work tonight in the weekend we are understaffed and named who would have to work 16 hours sorry boss man I'm in London and also pretty sloshed right so you're gonna make name not go home to his kids because you want to have fun then Dutch courage kicks in look we are all overworked and you don't want new people and we all told you this would happen so no I'm not coming in don't bother turning up tomorrow then that's the put buddy hung up went back to work on Tuesday and he acted like nothing happened turns out boss man did the shift himself because name just got in his car after hearing the convo over the phone start of the job search again cuz still no one knew being hired because of course we seem to be managing fine this has basically been just a bit of a rant boss is a nice guy but his corner-cutting to make money is just basically treating his staff like poo okay yeah we all know what it's like to be called in to work on your first bit of time off in such a long time that horrible sense of defeat you feel when like no one respects that you need time to just chill yeah it's it's horrible this story's called today I fluffed up by eating spicy Asian food in gassing myself and my boyfriend this is ongoing and I've been banished to the bathroom at 4:30 a.m. I went over to my aunts house today to help her rearrange after she hurt her arm and can no longer lift heavy she usually keeps her fridge stocked with various types of what my low-income childhood self calls fancy food which is really just different cheese the expensive grocery store pre-made food etc this time around after we rearrange the kitchen we had some sake and some spicy Asian food with goat cheese earlier in the day we had onion rings and egg salad sandwiches now I'm not sure what specific thing did it but I messed up somewhere I get home before my boyfriend and settled down in his room awaiting my beloved's return I'm letting off a few farts but nothing horrid he gets home a little late but the first words out of his mouth upon entering are along the lines of what smells like Bologna he goes out to grab the Febreze and sprays the room over the next couple hours I'm releasing a worrying amount of farts under the blankets and hoping it stays underneath but to my dismay the room is starting to smell like the inside of a Jack's peppercorn beef jerky bag you know when you're afraid to fart because it's gonna feel like releasing steam from a boiling pot that's going to be absolutely disgusting it was it evolved from Bologna to beef jerky hot spicy death it's getting late and neither of us can sleep and I'm also having trouble sleeping because listening to my boyfriend's list of grievances is nearly making me urinate myself laughing there were the words booty and Holocaust corpse and boiled quarters gagging complaining his stomach hurts he's gonna have to wash his sheets tomorrow and to eat silent wave of fart it takes about five seconds before I hear a gag and angry complaining they tried giving me another blanket and one for himself but in his words I'd shift slightly and it would escape directly to his face at one point he accused me of having my butt near his face because it was just that bad I'm currently sitting in the bathroom after taking some pepto because it's 5:00 a.m. and he couldn't sleep because of my butt and honestly neither could I I'm exhausted ashamed proud and just astounded Oh No okay you know what at least at least they have a good enough relationship where this just doesn't end everything oh no oh gosh okay I yeah we've all done this you know where you fart under the covers and then you just kind of hotbox in your own farts this story's called today I fudged up by ruining a joke my wife has been saving for years tomorrow I'll be turning 32 as we were waking up this morning she asked me if I was excited for the plans we made for my birthday I responded that it was going to be tough to do everything in half a minute but I was looking forward to it nonetheless she looked at me blank-faced for a couple seconds I thought she was just trying to make sense of what I had said instead she suddenly smacks my chest and yells at me that I ruined a joke she's been holding on to for years I didn't believe her until she showed me an email from 2016 that she had sent to herself to remind her to set a calendar event so she wouldn't forget it took her ten minutes before she was calm enough to talk to me again unfortunately for her I've known and used the 32nd birthday joke for a year oh that's adorable no okay well first of all it's adorable that she you know playing this so far ahead but he he just ruined it right away she was so excited the day was here that she could finally finally use the joke that she's been holding on to for three years and they wake up in the husband ruins it that's beautiful story time in the comments now this might be a tough one but name a time where you were gonna tell a joke but someone ruined it and the joke has to be epic this story's called today I fudged up by smashing my head into the protective case of a priceless porcelain artifact in a 15th century German palace I'm terrible at telling stories but here we go for the past three weeks my wife and I have been touring Europe and today was our second last day of the holiday today we went out to a certain large palace grounds an hour or so out of Berlin with the past to visit to all the palaces and interesting places on the grounds we've been walking around for about three hours and came up to the latest building a sort of guest house to the main house we end up accidentally fumbling our way into a German only language tour of the building my wife can understand some but I'm completely useless whoops we are stuck in the tour it's included with our pass we are too awkward to get out of the tour so we decided to stick it out thankfully they give us a single laminated piece of paper with information in English we also have to wear these slippers over our shoes to maintain the condition of the original wooden flooring of the palace the tour begins and we slowly start working through the rooms of the building priceless artifacts from hundreds of years ago abound in every crevice nook and cranny the laminated info slip only has about three sentences per room so I'm getting a bit restless and bored next we move into a very interesting room where beautiful porcelain figurines are mounted all over the walls on tiny shelves I read my paragraph on the room and so on as the tour guide continues to speak in German I shimmy around on the slippers a bit the floor is very slighty and it was fun I tried a moonwalk a little bit one of the children on the tour seems to be copying me with a slipper sliding so in the middle of the slipper dance I accidentally dropped my laminated info paper on the floor it glides a bit coming to arrest against a nearby wall I didn't noticed this at the time but it came to arrest directly under one of the porcelain figurines original artifacts from hundreds of years ago which is encased in a shell of plexiglass so I shimmy over to pick up my paper I kneel down carefully I don't want to disturb the tour of course then like the clown I am I stand up with a full force smashing the top of my head into the underside of the plexiglass container it's very loud in the bottom of the plexi glass container breaks off and clatters to the ground the silence is deafening and all eyes are on me someone asks if I'm okay incredulous ly I tell them not to worry about me and make sure that priceless artifact is okay without any more time I am immediately escorted out of the room in the tour as I peevish leap beckoned for my mortified wife to follow at this point we stand around awkwardly in the ticket booking office while the staff run around quickly speaking in German carrying the broken pieces of plexiglass back and forth between the office and the location of the incident we've both got the most confused looks on our faces halfway between mortal fear for our financial future and smiling stupidly I never got to get a good look at the porcelain figurine before I was shepherded out of the room after what seems like an eternity I can't take it anymore and I asked one of the staff what is going on relief washes over me as I'm told the priceless artifact was not damaged by my huge skull thank God I apologized profusely and offer to leave and get out of their hair people are smiling and chuckling at this point due to the ridiculousness of the situation here's what the guy behind the counter says - I've won tit wait what I lift my hand up to finally check where I hit my head and after feeling wetness look at my hand my hand is covered in blood everyone in the room visibly recoils at the sight in what precedes is a flurry of first aid treatment to my bleeding head which apparently lost about a thumbs length of skin the plexiglass had actually scalped a small part of my head it should be noted that I am bald so there was no hair to protect me who once I'm all patched up we have a good laugh about it with the staff and take our leave thankfully no permanent damage was done to the priceless arts the plexiglass did its job but my head will have to wait and see as it is missing a significant amount of skin so that's how I nearly broke a priceless artifact with my head and got partially scalped in a palace guest house I am an idiot but I imagine I have given them one very unique story to tell on the tour hey buddy I wouldn't sweat it too much at least he didn't pull a Nathan Drake and you know destroyed Eldorado Shambala la sadaebu bar destroyed Henry Avery's massive multi-million dollar stolen treasure fortune yeah anyways it could be a lot worse don't forget to Like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 19min 7sec (1147 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 08 2019