r/IDontWorkHereLady - I Got My Supervisor, Who Got My Manager, While Employee Kicked The Ladies Out

welcome to our slash I don't work here lady where we share stories about folks that are mistaken for employees by irate customers but before we start don't forget to subscribe to the channel and click the like button today's story is I got my supervisor who got my manager while real employee kicked the lady sound I used to work for this IT company a while back Friday tradition was to go and have pints in the nearest pub and bring the new hires with us to familiarize them with our traditions as we had been going to this pub for almost a decade we were really friendly with the owner working as a bartender and whatnot this Friday was a bit special everything started when I was smoking outside of the pub I watched these four fancy dressed senior ladies in about their mid 50s approaching the pub it was quite the odd side as the pub was the SHS that I know of but we didn't mind it's like a good old friend's place where everything is a bit off and messed up but as long as you enjoy your time there you don't mind as everything is comfortable and you don't need to stress over anything it was also located in the edge of dodgy industrial zone so really made me wonder how the ladies even found the place in their high heels perms and furs and bling and such anyways I stubbed my cigarette and proceeded to empty the ashtray to the nearby trash bin as the ashtray was quite full you do the same if you're smoking at your friend's place an ashtray fills up and this was for us the friendly place to unwind after the week then I proceeded to re-enter the pub while waiting for a few moments to hold the door open for the ladies wishing them well command such as I go in and approach the bar I hear from my table that they want some snacks no problems I was on my way to the bar anyways I approached the bar from the end and reached to grab three bags of chips and peanuts from the box where they keep them I give a quick look for the bartender and show three with my fingers to receive not bad face and a small nod back to me then I point the tray on the table loaded with six pints and six shots and asked if this is it for which bartender just nods again I leave the chips on the bar and take the tray across the floor to the new hire table and provide two drinks each a pint and a shot kind of welcoming drinks and to make them a bit more social for the night our company seems to hire mostly socially awkward people and it takes a few years to get them to open up and join the society with the rest of us lots of alcohol helps with that I swamp a few jokes with them and go back to the bar to grab the snack which I dropped at the table I originally left to have a smoke from I'll let my company know that I'll be taking a pee and we'll be back shortly on my way to the loo I returned the tray then I'm humming that annoying there's a tree by a river and a hole in the ground as it was just playing while I was smoking I see the ladies had picked only standing table from front of the bar and are having trouble getting on to the seats which were quite tall also as I'm passing them one of them grabs my arm and informs me that they would like to get menus my response is something along the lines of I don't work here but the menus are located at the bar you can get all the service from the bar - and proceeded to take my pee after washing my hands and tucking my junk in first I'll head back and avoid the ladies by going behind them while each are looking towards the bar for the service when I reach my table I remember that my pint is empty and I was supposed to get a new one I walk to the bar and notice bartenders serving a bunch of new hires being quite busy so grab one bottled beer from the fridge and write it down on a piece of paper where most of our bar tab is written by the bartender already it was quite common practice for us as the bartender is often busy doing something else and we've been regulars there long enough to be able to do cell service when only staff employee is having a break or so there was maybe 10 customers per year who weren't regulars often we actually would know better than the bartender of what is missing from our tab even in the nights when we don't do self service I start my way back to my table all relaxed and somewhat drunk already it's closer to 9 p.m. and this would be my last or second-to-last drink for the evening before I head back to the city then the story actually begins one of the ladies starts to call for me to come for them as it would be a very small detour I might as well maybe they need some recommendations what to drink or then they're asking where the heck are they first ever the lady starts how Rudi you just passed us without taking care of us we'd like to order - what I respond sorry lady I don't work here but the bar is there points through the 15 meter wide bar about three meters away you can order there I'm about to take my leave but the old crone doesn't accept my answer don't lie to us we saw you emptying ashtrays and delivering drinks and snacks for other customers we're paying customers in once service now and she is furiously tapping the table with her index finger to make her point that actually made funny noise as she was loaded with all these golden bracelets and such it also looked like it takes lots of strain as there were so many bracelets adding weight to her hand I just respond paying what did you pay so far and yeah those are my colleagues from IT company I don't work here this is a self-service establishment besides if you would even listen and have some manners I might be helpful but now please take your hands off for me and place your order to the bar lady changes few tones towards bright red and starts you're very rude and not fit to customer service at all you're the worst I have never I mean never ever been treated so rudely and she keeps going with her rant the rant is so smooth and long that she must have practiced in many many times in front of a mirror and in other establishments I don't even bother listening properly but instead I'm thinking for my next response so I get this idea while she keeps going i lock my eyes with the bartender and we have the following discussion in few seconds using our eyes only me hey Jimmy what's up with the peace bartender Jimmy 4f if I care do I look like I care me no not really so do you mind if I teach them some manners and tell them how things are bartender feel free to do so I don't like them either in it's a free country me sure you don't mind they might complain to you bartender not at all go ahead they wouldn't find anything suitable for their class to drink anyways here besides pee warm brandy me alright let's mess with them a bit bartender sure sure maybe they would learn some manners too besides if they storm off you guys probably spend more in one hour than they do all night me thanks man stick around for a bit of a show bartender Cheers it's cool I'll be just watching from here safely behind the bar I interrupt your outburst just stating if you'd act like a lady you would be treated like a lady with behavior like that I don't expect anyone to help you willingly especially people who don't work here like me she picks up a few more tones towards firetruck color and I think I see your hands shaking a bit so I continue I don't know what's wrong with you but my surveys have been a 95 percent for almost a decade whenever we survey our customers I get full points almost every time mostly because I'm so polite friendly and willing to help every customer of us in that IT company there you can see through the window second lady now starts with clearly increased volume insolent brat no one has ever I mean never been treating us so rudely to which I cut heard it already so if you don't mind and I start to make my way past them to my table until 3rd one grabs me preventing me to leave demanding to speak to my supervisor they're about to lose it but let's get them what they wish for I turn and call towards my table where my supervisor is watching the situation hey Tim here we have the B's here who want to leave feedback and my customer service skills would you mind coming over I don't think they can work with a survey link while I'm furiously winking my eye unseen to the ladies Tim realizes what's going on and comes up wearing his company collared shirt and lanyard with our company information and such so I see have a complaint about my employee pointing to his badge with company name and such the main be the first one starts yes we've been treated unbelievably rudely and I wish to make a formal complaint Tim just goes sure thing I'm deeply concerned of our service level and to provide adequate support that satisfies the customer needs what is your service ID while pulling out his tablet bees are just what Tim goes on or your site ID then bees are like what are you talking about this guy right here pointing to me who is step back a bit leaning backwards on the bar sipping my beer bartender leaning on my side observing the situation from the other side Tim keeps going maybe the contract ID then we need something to verify that you're entitled for the service bees are utterly confused trying to gesture to my general direction we've never been asked those in a bar where can we get this information what is this Tim you need to talk to your account manager you don't even know your service levels we can't do much for you an IT company name there are things you need to know before you demand anything sorry no service for you from us without the information I just asked for and Tim is about to turn to join me to the bar to refresh his beer but one lady grabs him too and says well well you can't just shut us out with some managerial bull Sh of course we're entitled for service and we demand service now Tim shakes her off in response no you're not not from us in our company pointing and tapping his badge again the bees then look like they're going to turn into a group of she-hulk's and just rampage the entire establishment down one of them starts to yell manager I want to talk to your manager I'll be calling the police if I can't talk to your manager I demand to speak to your manager Tim keeps his cool all right but I don't think that'll help anything you ignorant salty old F's hey James stop over here please the bee choir is not moaning in harmony again and needs a Durr and James gets up from the table I was going to return to you for past 15 minutes old hags are admiring the performance of each other like their only goal in their lives are to get the manager called out they congratulate each other with snobby looks with that kind of not bad face I was expecting some back patting and surely they complied James walks to the table and asks so what seems to be the problem crow number two asks are you manager of these guys to which James responds yes I am they're my best employees in IT company crow number two then pushes Tim or more like guides gently by pushing his chest slowly next to me and focuses on the manager after sitting back down Tim leans on the bar next to me and nods to the bartender who starts to pour a pint for Tim after Tim looks at the tap and goes mm-hmm James the manager so I take it the Yahveh complaint Crow's start to call all at once making up ludicrous accusations for us calling them seas and stealing from them and so on even calling us a-holes James just keeps listening patiently until he starts the following exchange James are you serious ladies yeah of course we are James but that makes you stupid ladies what uh-uh stupid of course it doesn't what makes you say that James they told you that they work for that IT company they're under my management so what makes you think they need to serve you in this pub ladies but we saw him emptying ashtray and bringing drinks and snacks for other people James yes but didn't they tell you that they don't work here multiple times I might add is it forbidden him to empty a full ashtray like any decent human being would do ladies well yes they did but and no but James no buts so are you admitting that you're stupid great so what do you want from me ladies no we're not admitting anything we want service from you meaning the pub James isn't it a bit stupid to want service from people who don't work here lady tries to not answer but James keeps the pressure on well is it stupid to demand service from people who don't work here what makes you entitled beast think you can just demand anyone to serve you ladies above beasts yes but we thought that they worked here you don't understand James yes that's not an excuse is it they told you that they work for IT company why you still assume them working here even if they told you many times that they don't isn't that a stupid thing to do what do I don't understand that you still want service from people who don't work here what I don't understand what ladies no but we thought James so you were not acting stupid then the only option I can think of is that your total sees you just want to push people around to do your bidding even if their total outsider's of the situation as you ignore what they're saying so which one is it stupid or sees well let's hear it you probably just asked random people in the airport's to handle your luggage for you sure the worst absolutely worst human beings that exist ladies no but we were only mistaken no harm done at this point James shuts up and looks at all the ladies just smiling for them ladies become clearly very inconvenient this keeps going on for a full minute James then continues and still no apology for ope Tim or me even as you admit it being wrong and insulting all of us while being rude absolutely worst human beings that exists as you said if you run into a-holes all day it's very likely that you are the a-holes ladies starts to sulk a bit after realizing that they are actually acting like stupid a-holes and being entitled sees and didn't apologize James imitating the be number one very well I might add well I have never ever been contacted by such rude customers in any of my jobs in the past returning to normal voice was there anything else sir do you mind leaving us to enjoy our evening without further B ladies finally relent and mumble something while turning their heads towards their own table rudely I might add they gesture James to leave them alone like an emperor which she was underlings away James goes back to our table and we follow him victoriously we laugh and laugh and keep having fun James shouts out towards the bar hey Jimmy bring us around to those shots now we're celebrating our victory James was referring to a drinking game we had earlier as one new hire needed to throw up ensuring our win these drinks were paid already they were just waiting for opportune moment this was mostly done only to taunt the B's otherwise shots would be for the road to keep us warm Jimmy responds no problems coming right up as Jimmy brings our shots in about ten minutes and heads back one of the ladies stop Simmons says well your staff definitely right good we'd like to finally order some drinks and food we'd like to have this and two of that and a couple these with one of them if you have good expensive wine we would all like to have a glass of it there was no apology or such and their attitude was something I wouldn't welcome to my establishment at all Jimmy just responds you need to order from the bar which doesn't please the ladies at all after like ten good minutes making these I'm not pleased voices one of the ladies goes up to the bar after all of them have decided what to drink and eat and sides and such about their trendy allergies regular beer for celiac allergic to pepper and onions ordering onion mushroom steak or what lady gets the attention to Jimmy and list their entire order rapid fire style while insuring from her group that everything was correct and then really talking down to Jimmy who really hasn't wronged the ladies in any way lady just did this to be belligerent now to maliciousness Jimmy then responds you need to order from a bar not this bar but any other bar gesturing the door we don't serve rude people here this is a sanctuary for the working class besides kitchen closed at 9:00 p.m. so no closest bar serving food at this hour maybe 9:30 p.m. is 3:00 train stops towards the city an x-y Shopping Center open all night oh the train stop is at the other side of the industrial zone so you probably need to go around left side as you don't have work passes to walk through taking the shortcut it's peeing down rain so have a nice evening by all means still gesturing the door if you please I know it's an hour walk at least while shortcut takes maybe ten minutes just a bit longer than having a smoke ladies just pack up their stuff and leave while all huffing and puffing for a place where they'll get some respect and try to get any support from other customers to no avail instead they're wild cheering all around the whole encounter it attracted lots of attention in otherwise boring place remember I mentioned one drink more well I had a few more last train was at 23:30 which we all took apart from Jimmy after probably taking right doubling the distance to the station the bees were also waiting for the same train but unable to get into the platform even to have cover from the rain as they didn't have train passes nor cash they started to shout to us demanding that we assist them with the tickets clearly being insanely peeved off blaming us for their misery they didn't recognize us before we're at closer range under the streetlight here comes the malicious compliance look lady it might be hard to believe but I don't work for the railroad either but just follow the instructions on the screen on a working machine around the corner pointing towards the other jeans like everyone else I know that the screen and the machine they use has been busted for months go 30 meters around the station and there are two perfectly working machines which everyone uses to top-up travel passes and when using credit card there's even a sign about it in the machine they try to operate which they don't bother reading if you just press a button and put coins in you don't need to display everyone working around there knows that they just respond but this machine doesn't work I just lower my eyes and shake my head and disbelief a bit and proceed towards the gates while responding softly it does but the display is broken so it's hard to use I here ladies exclaiming no it doesn't it is not working are you stupid or what we stare our mouths open and just continue as the trains about to leave to where the three other B's looks at the one with the expression of shut the heck up B and let these guys help us but it was too late these B's or at least one of them really didn't learn anything today then looking at us merrily going through the gates with high spirits high-fiving each other while approaching the waiting train I can't even imagine how they felt but that feeling made me feel very warm inside especially when the last train left the station leaving the soaked ladies in the middle of nowhere it's summertime they'll be fine late and soaked and hungry but fine there's a valuable life lesson to you be polite to people and listen to them if you ask for something or if you need help you just can't boss people around like that and act like you're better than others and always right karma is a B no actually that would be you ladies thank you for watching bye

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Length: 17min 9sec (1029 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 17 2020