Riding 99,999,999 BIKE SLIDES in Roblox!

all right noise it's me and you and we're gonna do this bike I'll be all by ourselves okay oh yeah let's do this okay guys I'm ready all right boys the point of this is to make it through the Avi on a bike let's go oh yeah I just want to make it in one piece I know right look at the old yeah dude you used to put like a a Pokemon card in the wheel right did you [Music] it's not a real one nice guys guys yeah you gotta do a jump this is easy actually like this is the easiest hobby I've ever done I can dig it oh we're we're like yeah professional bite people can we do BMX tricks with these things okay all right all right all right you know I'm gonna let you guys go ahead of me just in case it's good whoa it's fine okay we got this we got this bike people oh nailed it [Music] laser blocks oh this is so easy like we're 16 . I'll wait for you how do you make it explore it would I like to oh okay there you go no not now maybe a little bit later oh oh my gosh oh my god oh your gosh oh you're I mean I was trying to drift all right what is this what is what I think there's a way to skip nah it's fine whatever I don't want to skip you're good come on Ian you've already skipped leg body day I was gonna say you Skip Leg Day Tuesday you skipped you skipped existing day I got you know what I didn't skip look at me next day no no he didn't nicked it [Laughter] you can see my tiny arms where what happened to him I don't know let's go do this right here all right yeah right we're 21 this would be so easy we've got oh yeah wow did I tell you oh wow I competed in the college X Games you went to college um uh X Games so those like Xbox games yes I I didn't actually do any Athletics so you just went to the school and like and you listen you go to the student quad they have video games there they had the Tony Hawk bike skater Pro biker whoa whoa right wait ing right what what I'm doing donuts you know it's a lot easier when you have a body mass index of two you say sure about that Ian Maybe all right [Music] oh my gosh okay all right it's fine it's fine what you have to do is just lose your body and then uh you're good but I like my body I want to hear the little sound oh yeah okay we're gonna do a little bit of uh biking here and be quiet okay for the next one minute starting now stop it stop I can do anything you can do better we can do anything better than you hey no you can't yes I can yes yes I can yes I can no you can't no you can't yes you can okay okay just give me a moment I'm trying to okay 28 we did it okay so does that mean we have a hundred checkpoints I think so oh oh you know you just gotta go through the fire and flames all right we need speed guys speed speed speed speed speed what make friends minus 33. oh my God ow I hit a wall all right my name is aphmau and I'm a YouTuber today and today I'm gonna have YouTube the bike and it's gonna be a great biking experience and I got my funny and annoying and I don't know what happened to him he's definitely changing his attitude here oh my gosh I fell yeah I was scared of bikes when I was little really yeah I uh I was playing at the playground it was a great playground right it was all fun a little Jimmy over there anyway so so anyway I was playing in this I was playing a Sandbox and someone runs into the sandbox with the bike oh and I was like that that's not very cash money I I did well I'm guess I'm making it come on I'm catching up I'm catching up hello all right did you see my spin I did a flip I did okay wait you can see it how do you do flip I did very carefully you can actually flip in the game yeah if you're good I'm trying to be good guys I got a motorcycle is it too fast stop it well okay my story is when I was little and Jimmy was giving out money um I I was in a sandbox and I got hit by a motorcycle now oh man wait I thought the story was he got hit by a bicycle so it wasn't a bike it was a motorcycle well it wasn't see they're kind of the same thing one just goes boom and the other one goes yeah one's got a motor yeah that's why it's called a motorcycle it's our motorbike it's a motorbike yeah and then I use the money that Jimmy gave me to make a motorcycle um killing robot robots on motorcycles so all my Japanese animes or robot that specifically kills motorcycles yes I was I was a child I got hit by a motorcycle I keep hitting a cool Revenge story oh my with the motorcycles fast oh my gosh what a bike can be ass too it's very fast Ian are you okay oh you got the you guys I'm at 47. all right I'm gonna wait for Ian over here at the 51. all right I'll catch up I'm just uh come on I keep jumping into the Gap it's fine into the Gap into the uh no into the unknown into the unknown that was me when I was in the sandbox it was like I was embarrassing it to be enough the bike came and knowed me what wait hang on that's not an old movie when did this happen it was it was a while ago all right Ian let me see your bike what you got on her bike hang on I'm at 50 here we are I got a blue motorcycle cool oh look at you that's so basic I'm sorry motorcycle I'm sorry you were behind uh me in the winning area and like annoy look at that I'm just chilling and having fun yeah he's got a bite yeah I hate bikes it hurts now Revenge are you trying to get revenge on bikes or motorcycles [Music] change the story for dramatic effect okay but it was a bite I was little I was in the sandbox and I was Tiny and my mom was sitting at the oh she was sitting down and talking to somebody and I was like but also you were saying yeah I got it to the end but also you're singing into the unknown I was I didn't I was I was a child I didn't know anything so after we can change your past we just gotta get these bikes up to 88 miles an hour I was I was always into the unknown okay because I didn't know nothing oh oh there's a Laser Maze yeah let's see if you can laser this maze what can you can you can you get to the laser base uh I did wow and then I drove off I'm actually very proud of you good job oh I'm like oh my gosh I went through the little oh all right it's time to race it's time to be the best I possibly can be it's time it's a race for the um out of the way yeah out of the way and into the unknown get your basic blue bike I didn't pick my character color my character color pick me that's right is red versus blue hashtag character color life yeah oh my God I went through the little um thing here uh okay wait give me a second and all that matters is family but my family let me get hit by a bike your family was busy talking while you're in the sandbox sandboxes anymore welcome to Too Fast Too Fury Spike conditions my grandma was hit by button it's my family's card we get hit by bikes that's a terrible curse it hurts too because sometimes your hand gets stuck in the wheel oh man that's brutal oh okay I'm winning men oh just you wait a half now what do you got for me men slow and steady wins the race what progress are you on oh 71 we're right behind you yeah we're all in the same area oh I'm at 70. I'm at 74 75 Sue didn't choose the 74 the 74 shows no bikes are my one weakness oh my God [Music] stop laughing at me are you laughing at me because I was in my bike when I was young I laugh now stop it hey guys I think just trying to go as fast as possible isn't always working stop it you can get over here with your basic bike no no this is boys leave me alone this is my time this is my sad story do you know how hard it is to do that your sad story once we find out we all got hit by bikes it's our sad origin story as kids which is what's your sad story if I may recall you're sitting in a sandbox years old the year is 20 20 when it's frozen two came out so you were there singing into the unknown yeah you hit by a bicycle yeah the bike yes your mom was distracted talking to friends yeah so she didn't see a bicycle coming your way no she that's the thing is I was given the ability to think for a bit so like seven after five years oh when did that go away what oh oh wow Ian you know wow all right you know what that's it I'm taking Ian I think she's about to hit you in a sandbox with a bike I'll put a sense of bikes to your house to beat you up no you know where I live it's a bite you know where I live actually your street my street their street huh [Laughter] so when we get to like 99 we all have to meet and then Race to 100 okay hang on I'm going too fast I'm swapping to a bicycle Delta slow instead he wins the race he was right that made it way easier the bicycle foreign look I'm just saying that and also just getting good wait a minute where's annoying 92 he's way ahead catch me if you can oh why me what did I do all I do was be a child who got hit by a bike okay this isn't fair if I learn one thing in life it's just you gotta go fast slow and stuff doesn't cause the bike to get these with that you know slow but fast he said I can't drive I'll say I'm getting the sore butt from going through this hobby on a bike oh my God 95 95. 94. no I'm at 95. now I'm at 98 96. I'm outside [Music] you guys finished without me I'm at 98. oh oh yeah it kind of jumped past the top oh guys look there's like a little uh BMX course over here okay all right well hey guys I finished bye guys let's relax to see what I gotta putting the nose and this is a big lesson always like both ways before crossing the street or a Sandbox I guess before crossing a Sandbox yeah sandboxes are dangerous buried in those sandboxes might be some some horrible uh and sharks spikes [Music] said sharks on bikes

Channel: Aphmau Shuki

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Length: 15min 38sec (938 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 20 2023