Ridiculously Expensive Everyday Items

would you wipe your butt with 1.3 million dollars yes I mean let's talk about that good mythical morning there are a lot of people out there who have a lot of money some people have so much money that they're just figuring out things to spend it on so I'm going to hate those feeds and sometimes these things are so ridiculously expensive and amazingly unnecessary that it just makes you scratch your head and so today we're gonna go through the most ridiculous ones that we could find makes you scratch your head and in the case of the first one that Lane is gonna talk about makes you wipe your butt all right well let's get right into it the most expensive toilet paper in the world talk about high-rolling I'm talking solid gold 24 karat gold but it's also 3 ply oh good oh yeah it hurt yeah you got it what the website says can you spell hemorrhoids as you use the toilet paper 24 karat gold flakes will fall onto the floor and your behind taking you to another level of sophistication that's quite a leap in logic there it will be delivered to you personally with a bottle of champagne and it's made by the toilet paper man which hey toilet paper man on to toilet paper calm so oh oh that's why he's got so much money actually I'm sorry he owns toilet paper calm dot-eu oh so there you go 1.3 million dollars for this did I fail to mention that 1.3 million dollar my butt is not worth it I'm the first to say to admit that my butt is not worth it's amazing they've made a roll what else has been made how about Theo dent toothpaste for the other end of your digestive system for the mouth part is that what's on their t-shirt they're gold plated t-shirt what what is it gold not for the beginning of your digestive system no it's just your dis just - its toothpaste it's gotten renew in it how much is it it's a hundred a hundred dollars for toothpaste I mean it's a hundred dollars for a tube of toothpaste why it doesn't have fluoride in it it has renew which is an extraction from cocoa cacao so it's like oh it's chocolate toothpaste toothpaste for a hundred dollars the outside of the packaging is gold the cap is gold and that makes you see more really important okay you want to brush your teeth with chocolate yes but yes will be $100 so just like a chocolate bar thank you very much like $6.99 this one I thought is pretty cool chocolate an incredibly rare Lego brick fourteen thousand four hundred and forty nine dollars and ninety nine cents that's very specific it is a gold brick in a commemorative box that if you worked in the Germany the whole Winston factory for Legos for 25 years you get a gold brick that's pretty cool I mean a 14 do the math oh man I mean it's cool but 25 years 14 grand I mean it is a bonus though yeah it's something that you get together with all the people who've been working there for 25 years and build like a gold no dragon you go directly to eBay and you sell it for fifteen thousand words there for 25 years highest bidder please okay talk about just mind-blowing Lee wasteful in my in my opinion the growth on faber-castell perfect pencil limited-edition I thought you would love this one dude I I absolutely love it but it's one think about the principle at work here like it is a pencil that cost ten thousand dollars that comes with yes a sharpener but here let me make it wobble what happens friends when you sharpen a pencil what happens it goes away it goes oh wait so does writing with it it's $10,000 I'm never sharpening this thing but just think about it you're having some friends over you start telling my bike oh let me jot that one down not with a pen no no I want to forget this we're the pencil or you know what this could be one of the things were fancy people who have not even that important I'm gonna piss a little pencil and scheduling things it's like if somebody's not quite cool enough to hang out with you I'm like pencil that Edward like ten thousand dollar gold pencil kind of evens out the importance of the event that I would say has three diamonds on it and comes with a certificate of authenticity it's their only 99 of these made but the fact they probably all gone now because they've been sharpened the process of using it destroys it which makes it all that you paid that much money for it I mean it's it's all about ego it is 240 year old kidding here but does not come with olives also a big fan of olives does not come with us what else you got link a computer mouse now there's a company that makes all type of expensive stuff Pat says now iPhone cases laptop cases but then they decided they wanted to make a mouse this is it twenty six thousand dollars 50 plus fifty dollars or fifty seven cents and it's 18 karat gold 59 diamonds arranged in the shape of a lily on this thing it looked like a Zippo lighter I mean look at this thing it does work with both PC and Mac okay well I'm getting it oh it's added it's by compatible I can I can Mouse on a PC and I'm at but not at the same time you got to plug it into one use it and then plug it into the other one and use it and then your hand starts cramping up but what about your nasty oil prints I mean I don't touch metal in general because of all the prints I leave all the diamonds on it we're gonna shred your hanging I'm so I just might corrode this thing on one usage it will 820 yeah I don't even use mouse I use just hand signals just I don't even touch my computer because of the oil is that what you've been doing over there every time you see you had a fly over there that's how you fight I'm surfing you I don't know man that's ridicu how about a gold backpack link this is from the billionaire boys club which I am NOT a member of yeah I don't believe you are no the spring and summer 2009 boys were men that's right we're men dadgummit this is from feral super-expensive of limited edition arrows you said feral I I know his name is Ferrell but it's like Terrell Owens or Terrell Owens I don't know I never know which ones Terrell and which ones for real but it's always gonna come out wrong um so it's it's Pharrell and it sterile so Pharrell apparently who I don't think Pharrell is a billionaire either and he's not a boy last time I checked he has a boyish face let's just be honest he has these gold book bags that are 16 hundred and fifty dollars as $1,600 there's only 40 only made four of them but this and it's made out of real gold it's got real gold like liner and stuff but it just reminded me of the fact that me and you recently bought two book bags together in the same store and we weren't even planning on it but we went into a store and we came out with two book bags and we wore them around the streets of New York City rest like I need a book bag and I'm your I need a book bag it won't we're like why don't you just wear it out and then I'm like right you don't need to get this one you need to get that one what I'm thinking is because I want that one I don't want to wear the same book bag as you I'm not easily manipulated but I was like he really wants that herschel one I'm gonna live do you regret it are you mad at me no no I'm very happy with the book bag you're like looking down this is it down there it's not down there I was wondering I say like maybe it's creeping up on me I don't know it's not allowed let me get it to come to gold-plated bike three hundred and ninety thousand to four hundred and seventy thousand three hundred forty five dollars depending on how many diamonds you get on this thing may come on although I mean II in London it doesn't have a kickstand oh I hate what what's up with bikes not having a kickstand if I'm gonna pay four hundred seventy thousand dollars give me a kickstand well for this graciousness press on the prop up a gold-plated bike here's what you don't understand lane for this price you get a person who is a kickstand no I asked I emailed no no no I was like this is no more the person you as a person that is this rich you have a person who owns a today you are the kickstand you're the kickstand you know yeah just a person who's a kickstand go on kick standard calm that's where they all gather here's another ridiculous one a crystal decorated vacuum cleaner yes that thing cost about eighty to eighty dollars but then he decorated with a thirty seven hundred crystals and now it's worth almost $17,000 Wow the irony is not lost on me right but I'm still a little lost these people who have kickstands who are people who work for them don't vacuum do you want your housekeeper is it really you want to be that rich that your housekeeper has a $17,000 vacuum i guess may yeah yeah I guess maybe can I show you the most expensive item of all clocking in at fifteen point three million dollars over fifteen million dollars an iPhone five boy I'm this guy feel stupid the guy who has these had to know they were gonna come out with a break you break out the 6:00 news like alright well nice fifteen million dollar Chinese businessman who remain anonymous good choice they're ordered this phone from Stuart Hughes the company that makes this type of crap they replace the chassis with an entirely gold 126 carat black diamond is the button on the front a 26 Karen black diamond is the button on the front you better believe I'm reaching in the commode for this one I will reach right through a Dookie log to get to this thing I do not care you cannot stop me and I'll just go ahead and say with all of these things you want to know why they exist it's not just for incredibly rich people it's because we actually fell for it Rhett these are all marketing schemes to get people like us and bloggers talking about their companies like I mentioned half the companies on this thing you sure dude it's free marketing and you've been fooled man yeah and you've been double fool I was joking okay are you this rich don't want to give you these items that you do we love to hang out we have some ideas you can invest in thanks for liking and coming on this video you know what time it is make sure you check out this week's episode of ear biscuits our podcast this week is a special Rhett link only edition and song biscuits tomorrow on this channel is also a Rhett link only edition of song best gift you want to really buy something extravagant get some of those bobble heads look at that and yesterday's episode we launched those click through to good mythical more we got a few other extravagant items linked as a carjacker and Rhett is the car hmm oh yeah going right here didn't close the door safety first buckle up that was awkward if you had to eat only one thing the rest of your life what would it be they loved and they said if they break their but they say they uh they loved acorn sent an acre

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Length: 11min 13sec (673 seconds)

Published: Fri May 15 2015