Rick Glassman On Santa Claus, Take Your Shoes Off Podcast, NSYNC vs. Backstreet | About Last Night

foreign [Music] did you ever have a crush on any of your teachers I had this is embarrassing I did have crushes on girls in my you have my school like in my grade but now you're teachers I thought you were going to say this is embarrassing I still have crushes on my teachers and most of them were dead hey guys Adam Ray here for the about last night podcast happy Monday hope you're having a great pre-holiday season I mean we're in the thick of the holidays I had a great weekend in Northern California with my boy Sal vulcano check out Sal and practical jokers season nine returns I believe in February um so fun Sacramento San Jose and Santa Rosa we did it it was awesome thanks to everyone that came out shows were Great Clips coming uh Sal is a beast uh he'll probably be shooting his special soon the guy's hilarious on and off the stage and I love him to death uh so follow Sal and go see him live whenever you get a chance that's him texting me right now the shows were a freaking blast thanks to everyone who came out I'll be back in San Francisco March 1st through the 4th at the punch line and in Sacramento at the punch line June 8th through the 10th all those tour dates at adamrakecommy.com this weekend I'll be in Portland Oregon at Helium Comedy Club uh Thursday and Friday the 22nd and 23rd three shows over those two nights tickets at adamrakecommy.com come out and see your boy and then of course Vegas December 29th through January 1st New Years in Vegas see me so much new material so much fun to be had I can't wait to see you guys and of course the 2023 jokes for people tour uh [ __ ] ton of dates on my website adamraycomedy.com we got Chicago San Diego Seattle Dallas West Palm Beach Phoenix Detroit Baltimore Batavia Illinois and January 4th through the 7th in Minnesota at Acme Comedy Company I love that club come out and see me January 4th through the 7th Minnesota today's episode is a banger My Boy Rick Glassman from the take your shoes off podcast it's my favorite pod I've been on it like 15 times he's also the star of Amazon's as we see it which won a bunch of awards check that out follow Rick on Instagram at Rick Glassman uh but he's one of my best buds and whether I'm on taiso or he's on aln it's so fun riff City we're comfy we love each other we respect each other that was a weird thing for me to say but we do and it shows I think you know what I mean by we respect each other is we can bust each other's balls and there's we just don't take it personally and that's a fun Dynamic to have uh with someone that you truly enjoy their presence in comedy um so enjoy this episode we got a bunch of great episodes coming up uh Seattle Seahawks wide receiver Doug Baldwin Adam DeVine Wayne Brady um and then 2023 uh will be a lot of new fun surprises so stay tuned of course young Rock NBC Friday nights check that out uh welcome to Chippendales has a few more episodes left streaming on Hulu Tuesday nights get your merch at adamraycomedy.com for the holiday season and again come out and see me on the road before I shoot my special adamraycomi.com for all those tour dates I love you guys thanks for subscribing YouTube iTunes Spotify do it all tell your friends tell your enemies tell your lovers and enjoy a brand new episode of the about last night podcast with the one and only Rick Glassman hey it's Herbert and you're listening to the about last night podcast your slippery little son of a [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] on your talent great bring them in careful careful dear God are you guys gonna make out this is it thank you great thanks so much MO you can go back and you can go back into the cage Mo ladies and gentlemen our uh our One-Stop shop for do it all oh is this like hook with headphones um where are the headphones do we have headphones oh no headphones what [Laughter] we'll be right back no headphones no we're keeping it here it's your show first of all great to see you I'd like to see uh the back of you because when you walk in I go great bomber it looks a little big not gonna lie but I think you like your clothes baggie no I like my women like I like you know like I like my women what can I say Maggie and you like your music like Shaggy Conair from the original production yeah this is what they wore on the plane in between takes when it was so cold prove it damn Nick Cage cool jacket why do you make airplane noises in between takes a new cage no no no no not even close my daddy's coming home July 14th my birthday is July 14th I'm gonna see my daddy for the first time ever on July 14th another move in the bunny gets it is that an occasion movie Con Air let's get into it let's be serious Yahoo serious congratulations on your wedding I hope your wife knows she's got a player for life and that's no bullshitting I knew we grew apart you probably don't remember I used to feed for you used to feed for my sister yeah but never win I've been huh do you ever do a oh well do you ever um get to the end of a wrap and go I got nothing or do you always even when it's Insanity you're like I gotta plant here foreign I still feel a little drunk from last night were you drinking uh-huh no sorry sorry coming in hot um did you prepare for this yeah I got a whole thing of things to say Avatar thoughts isn't that something in like the Chris like Christmas like King of Kings I'm the king of kings well let's start with that LeBron James King of Kings uh although I did just see somebody post that Christmas there was a Hallmark Christmas movie called called the Jew who didn't do it let me ask you this how come there's no Hulk sit sit taking off my big jacket great then Sid how come there's no Jewish how come there's no Jewish Hallmark uh Christmas movies um there's mention on a bench that's not real yeah the elf on a shelf is a thing and then on Shark Tank uh the guy came in and I got a deal for a bench on a bench and they have like videos and stuff I'd buy that well gonna mention a bench.com slash uh Seattle and uh wait but what would you double would you watch those movies when you go home to the holidays with your famine in Cleveland do do they like to Rally around the tube and watch those no my mom watches them sometimes my mom's always in the other room watching stuff so I'll go in in the middle of a Hallmark movie My grandma likes him she does yeah no oh what is your mom watching during the holidays shout out to Debbie Glassman castle and Andy Griffith and CSI the the Christmas episodes and uh the heart uh Hearts what's the show Heart to Heart Is that what it is I don't know maybe the Kevin Hart special that's what I'm thinking of uh do you know TDS Heaven [ __ ] is that a Kevin hard joke it's such a fun I don't remember what special it was yeah we was talking about how like something he had a problem with his teacher and the mom didn't like the way the teacher was talking to Kevin and I think the mom Kevin's mom gave him maybe some false confidence to stand up for himself okay so he felt invincible and he's like yeah [ __ ] you know uh did you ever have a crush on any of your teachers I this is embarrassing I did have crushes on girls in my you have my school look at my grade but now you're teachers I thought you were going to say this is embarrassing I still have crushes on my teachers and most of them are dead uh Adam's family are you watching Wednesday great so yes yes I thought you said great call with the steps but no I enjoy it I think that uh look I was a big fan of the original and not just because it was my name and then in the family it actually here's how here's how shitty my uh what I'm gonna keep looking at I don't know here's how uh here's how uh uh up and down my uh adolescence was with divorce and new siblings and new dads step-uncles coming in being like hey I know a massage parlor in Phoenix it takes Bitcoin you know when was this uh 90 the 90s okay he was ahead of the curve ahead of the game what's the some lost by the curve the Clint Eastwood movie so I would see The Adams Family and I go wow they're dysfunctional yeah that looks way more stable than the true Adams family because the thing about I would have loved it Uncle Fester is what I'm saying oh well then let me introduce you to my Uncle Bob I've met him great guy wonderful uh did you enjoy that movie as a kid yeah yeah The Addams Family oh um but uh but also Adam Adam's family didn't wow how does it the Adam the atoms those are uh uh MC Hammer version Hammer did yeah well Hammer did the turtles yeah yeah no no Hammer didn't Vanilla Ice did no t-u-r-t-l-e powers MC Hammer right but Vanilla Ice yeah uh was in the movie right I was saying that hammer did a song for the movie but yeah it was in the credits what was the the song um one two three four five six seven uh Wednesday Fester that's like Adam's Family rocks or something isn't it where do I type in Adams Family rap I type in MC Hammer Adams here it is Adam's Family Groove let's see we'll just play it how fast you always do that one you always do this one it's my fave do you know that's all the Backstreet Boys do this I was like I'm taking that oh yeah I believe uh respect for you by the way the part that my dad like I Remember Loving that part oh yeah man hear what happened but what if that I'm putting the Ralph's commercial what's that what the actual song out put in the Ralph's commercial weird that they don't still use that kind of stuff like that should have been in the when that's the song that the Lady Gaga thing that they should use that instead yeah it's a good show um I'm watching that I'm watching what else you watching does it have television watching which was the one with the you know the guy from Breaking Bad uh wait that's sad though because there are kids that don't have TVs that are at school and a kid goes what's your favorite show and he goes oh man so many to list um like Steve Carell explaining what boobs mean I'm just gonna say that it's exactly what it is so many shows it's like this what's the one with like where it's like bags of sand yeah porn yeah yeah uh that's that would suck if you can't even name one show as a kid but also on the flip side Devil's ad the kid that uh maybe you're not watching TV maybe you're stuck in the vortex that is YouTube like my nieces are obsessed with anime damn you know one of the Backstreet Boys Don't You I know uh yeah I guess if the one that I know the most the only I have one of their phone numbers Kevin no let's see if you can name all the Backstreet Boys ready well eight ten seconds on the clock huh EJ AJ yeah AJ Howie Nick Kevin Munster can we accept that okay uh who is who is Ryan I don't know why I know that all right name all the nsyncs I mean Justin uh I don't remember uh Lance uh also my dad that's the second Lance I've ever heard of after my dad so every time I hear Lance Bass I think of my dad who's the one that I had that my Uncle Fester I mean Bob emailed me about Christopher Lloyd no who are the other ones oh we're going in sync right yeah Justin Joey Fatone last bass Chris Kirkpatrick I don't know and oh Jason that's the one my uncle JC your uncle is a big shot says fan how do you spell Shaz I don't know because some people say it's chaze my uncle thank you c-h-a-s-e-c-h-a-s-e-z you know that was my first voicemail after college my mom would always ridicule me about it because I would go hey guys what's up JC sizes here Anna Marie can't get into this phone and I go no I just would do it nobody knows what JC Shaw's just sounds like talking voice so I would go oh Daisy's I need to leave a message for Adam raining a game back to you whatever you can let my mom would go Adam at your mother what is Steven Spielberg calls and here's this [ __ ] like I'm probably it's just a point he'll probably book me for the JC shows as biopic your mom has a point there yeah I don't know where this is but my Uncle Bob once I'm looking trying to find him I don't go up once sent me an email he sent some man the funny great story what the [ __ ] the subject is do you know or are you from San Jose come on this game's fun he goes are you friends with and then I open it and the subject is Jay-Z Jose oh my God what out of nowhere because what he has somebody in his life that wants a picture or something uh it doesn't he doesn't tell you are you the connection to the business for every Glassman nobody cares no that's not true oh then yes you know what I mean by that though no I mean nobody there's no connection because now like I mean come on dude you what did your family think when Kristen Bell was on take his shoes off um my favorite podcast when uh uh and probably yours my um uh he works with you know um shout out to the martial art gallery with some of his best friends and put up their Instagram handle thank you and uh one of the one of the the daughters granddaughters or daughters depending on if we're talking about the grandpa or the father sure um loves frozen so my dad plays when Kristen sings uh uh it's the snowman song that is kept watching it so my dad sends me videos of them watching it which I think is really sweet that was incredible actually that you got her to do that I'm sorry I'm looking through my phone I know but there's some uh um we'll get to a clip of every time I've been on Tyson which by the way let's just get when does this when does this come out this is today's Monday right now yeah so Audio Only of um there's an episode I you'll love it I told you about it yeah there's an episode uh this week where um uh I had Santa Claus come on get the [ __ ] out of here yeah uh could we show a clip I don't I mean we could try or or an audio clip or a commercial or I think we I think we could show a clip okay I'm just thinking do I have it ready but I can have it I'll I'll get you [Laughter] Santa's awesome yeah he reminds me of you in that he has your body that's the only way in a very similar voice Cadence and similar comedic sensibilities have I showed you this character I'm working on um working on I guess I'm working on it the same way I'm working on myself it's just a project that never ends but I'm ready to show it which is uh save that for a couch interview you do where the hosts are so over the top that you do that and they start to they start to feel that they're getting that you're mocking them oh no trust me it's great oh see oh I did that once with a guy in the morning show and he was so I'll show you character in a little bit yeah I get it it's like no you're good what's the character sorry I'm working on a character called listen better yeah well you know who's your character it's a cool guy I do it on dates he's a cool guy um the only thing that's not cool about him is the way he drinks but everything else is really cool give me the cool things about him and then it's just like he's just laid back he does his thing he likes he likes you say that yeah he says why don't they back and do my thing I mean he doesn't have to a real gangster doesn't have to grab his nuts you know who grabs them you know no I'm getting Stars non gangsters are grabbing gangster oh um I think you're beautiful thank you yeah do you come to this sandwich to your store often sometimes yeah I pick up sandwiches for my family oh you have a family yeah they're poor I'm so sorry whatever I grew up poor I grew up poor as [ __ ] didn't even have a TV what were your favorite shows then uh oh did nobody teach you how to drink properly as a kid or whatever I'm not judging I'm just saying it's like it's cute show me how to drink baby you [ __ ] bit [ __ ] oh you're hot show me how to drink [ __ ] [ __ ] hey only my friends say that pays for horses and K's is for Jewelers yeah buy me a necklace and I'll well TBD oh TNT don't what's don't they have a lot of frozen yogurt in Hell okay well you know that adult is out and we'll start the podcast now Carry Me In Frick I want to know your favorite thing about Christmas um well growing up I was giving you a real answer man no I know I wanted it that awkward's for me oh you had an eye booger hey hey do you ever think the real Backstreet Boys do this in their everyday life to get out of situations yeah either an awkward barbecue ready I'll be the guy at the barbecue you be the Backstreet Boy and I'll say something weird and you want to get out of the conversation it's almost like pulling yourself off stage with the cane ready uh hold on insane so there I was about to buy 50 Trump digital NFD cards when I said to my wife I said to my wife I says to my wife my wife says to me I says to my wife hey where you going oh um you know what actually can I get a burger instead of a hot yes no perfect just yeah I want it that way thank you bring it on over that's how the song came up that's how the song Started yeah and that's how he had a lyric he's like I want it that way like I Want It That Way Burger King have it your way but I want it that way they told me to have it my way speaking of Burger King of Kings do you think that probably the best King Burger rate the Kings LeBron Burger Larry Mary [ __ ] kill Larry you're saying Larry David Larry King oh Larry David is actually King I think so yeah I'd take David over King yeah I think Larry King is not even a prince I think he's like a 10 of Spades Larry King was a good interviewer but he just great interview yeah yeah you're right he really was great if you look at any compilation of Larry King like he the guy deserved all the adulation that came once he passed and also uh that he got while he was living I think as he got older he got more when he would do that show and have comedians on I was always like whoa he's because he's a funny boy but there's actually Great Clips of him not giving a [ __ ] about a few people's things that's really great where people were like Jason Biggs who was just on the aln podcast went on Larry King and he like uh I told him right away how great it was he liked was like Larry I've just been like a Fanning horse forever and this is like great and like it's so nice to meet you and he goes so you uh the pie what happened he didn't even give any you know response to it we'll cut to that clip you gotta do it with me otherwise like oh if Jason Biggs and Larry King are you sick of talking about the scene with you and the pie can I be honest with you please I am so thrilled to be here right now talking with you Larry about the pie scene I've talked about it for almost 20 years I've talked about it in every which way I have never seen it so I love that is that true I believe absolutely my wife hadn't seen it when we met and actually didn't see it until about six or seven years so why are you particularly thrilled about talking to me about it because I'm a huge fan of yours oh huge fan of yours all right I have been for many many years Larry and I'm thrilled to be here I just made a post on my uh social media about uh this being a bucket list for me it's true in the scene you make love to yes thank you so that was Jason Biggs on Larry King that sure looked a whole lot like penetrative porn blurred so you could air it do you remember the first porn you saw that wasn't blurred somebody just asked me that the other day and I was like wow what a weird thing for me to hearken back to is that you're jerking off a guy behind you yeah hey Harkin a parking theaters Harkin is isn't that another king of King song Harkin Angels Harold sings Glory To the King of Kings the preacher's wife the lyrics aren't good in any of those songs do you I try not to talk about religion like that um it's not religious oh well you know to each his own jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to write on a one-horse open sleigh jingle bells for a horse by the way Jinger Bells is today even you can't say it right Jingle Bells us to The Addams Family song as the uh Jingle Bell Rock is to the MC Hammer Adams Family song I am a jingle we grew up with Jingle Bell Rock sure because we had to watch this let me show you how cool I am Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin save the day the Batmobile lost its wheel and Joker got his way oh I thought it was jingle bells Batman smells Robin laid an egg batmobile lost his wheel and the Joker [ __ ] it okay foreign who started that I think it was Kevin Nealon back in the 60s he sure wasn't 18 scratchy I can't be positive there's a joke in the Simpsons show be positive cancel it they go to Itchy and Scratchy World which is like a big amusement park picture Disney World yes and um great episode they're looking for a long time where to park and they find a spot somewhere and then they go remember kids like looking where they're parked we're parked in the Itchy lot and then it pulls out to show there's just Itchy and Scratchy lot like each has a million yes about a [ __ ] show man I just met last night the guy who like works for the theme parks and creates all these he created like The Simpsons World Imaginarium imagineer but this is the the universal one what are they called Universe universeites uh yeah he like had to design the donut for like that was at The Simpsons world that they would serve it um Krusty's whatever and he goes we designed the donut for like a family and I go you forgot what country you're designing it in he goes no [ __ ] he goes [ __ ] people buy for themselves that's big it's like uh the size of your head it's a family donut yeah wow but also let's be real no family sharing a donut and I hope I can count on your vote are you being married Quimby or is that a coincidence that was a coincidence yeah what are you thankful for oh my gosh so many things um I don't want to have to talk about all the things I'm thankful for because some of them they're for me and Mike you know and not to talk about um do you get contemplative during this time of year and go wow like another year in the Book of Life not specifically this time of year no um when you asked what my favorite thing part about Christmas is my sincere answer was going to be growing up Jewish uh you know we did Hanukkah and bought in Jewish stuff um me too but okay sure but uh okay this is more [ __ ] um you did both but people were off work for Christmas so that's when like family would fly in that's when my dad had off work so Christmas was always like it what it is more family time is what I mean yeah but other than that I don't feel more necessarily gratitude during the holidays I just I think about it I I like all the time I'm just I think about stuff I remember um at my old place the place where I started my podcast you've been there numerous times loved it um that was the first place I had on my own and before that place I had roommates and I always wanted to get a water cooler but I'm not going to get a water cooler now because people are going to touch it and I don't know for whatever reason I've just like when I get my own place I'm gonna get a water cooler okay and then I got a water cooler and then I got these shelves these just wood shelves right by the water cooler I got from William Sonoma and I I all the time I would get up to go like in the middle of the night sometimes you know I mean I'm not perfect in the middle of the night I'd go get water sometimes because I'd finish my glass and I would turn the light on and I would just like put my hands on my hips and just like look at my water cooler and the shelves next to it and just be like this is [ __ ] nuts man I'm this is so cool I get like that all the time with basic things huh with things with people I felt that way when um uh spoiler alert I can't do it but I heard yeah when I've come over to pod Santa came over and reminded me so much of you and I was just like this is [ __ ] nuts that like this is to have this person over come over and we laugh so much yeah because of a podcast I mean you could do that not on a podcast but that would be [ __ ] insane like to say hey Santa you know do you want to put on all your Santa [ __ ] and come over for 90 minutes on a Tuesday in the middle of the day and get high a little bit and then just laugh and then go home yeah he would you know um but it happens all the time I think that way we're like when like when I drive to work I'm just like this is [ __ ] nuts Wow have you always been that way I don't know but I I've been for a while when I'm at home my parents are so funny and I'm just like this is [ __ ] awesome wow I'm just laughing all the time I mean when you came over for the the teddy episode oh yeah didn't you feel like I always feel like a kid when I I told you this it was one of the best uh I think it was only there for for three nights in two days uh because I got in early and then yeah so two days three nights I think yeah and uh not to be confused with 40 days 40 nights a little bit it was similar it was very similar less Josh Hartnett more [ __ ] no 40 you're Josh Hartnett you're thinking of 45 cheeseburgers yeah let me finish we had some fast food go ahead oh yeah not that but you're thinking 40 Days of Night that's scary vampire movie no 40 days and 40 nights with Josh Hartnett is that Josh Hart in it yeah that's where he is celibate for 40 days and 40 nights oh yeah but he's also in 40 days of night or 30 Days of Night maybe Hollywood Homicide with Harrison Ford 30 Days of Night is a Josh Hartnett vampire movie where they go to Alaska and it's at a time of the year where the sun doesn't come up for 30 days and the vampires just go to [ __ ] town it's so scary what we're getting at is where's Josh Hardin it hey guys we forget the Cameo set up hey guys it's Josh Hartnett also that's how cameos work get a cameo from I've I've thought about I told um Cameo that because they keep asking me to go on yeah they won't leave me alone you should and um I said I would want to do a collab with them on my podcast where I would just what I want to do is because I have celebrities on a lot what I want to do is I want to have cameos of people people work with for example I have a little more and on from New Girl all the time I would want to get a Max Greenfield Cameo the morning's too much of an obvious name yeah um uh if I had like uh Jake Johnson on um I don't know what I'm getting at is here you have somebody on and then you you're on and then uh I get Brent Morin to do a cameo yeah but Brent doesn't know it's coming from me it's just some random fan whose name's Adam right so and you don't know this great so Brett would be like what's up Adam I just wanted to say you know happy birthday and I'm super excited about all the things you know but the actual things right yeah the Brent doesn't know it's for you you don't know that it's a cameo so I say oh Brent was going to come over but uh he sent a video and it just feels a little cold you know because like what's up Adam uh it's Brent and uh I just wanted to say even though yeah like why is he just addressing me as me he knows me and then I'd want you to do one and I just want to like build a compilation of people talking to people but they don't know they're talking to them I'm into that you know yeah anyway Cameo said it's uh I'm not too smart they wouldn't do it well I was just you know I don't know maybe I just you know like oh funny but then nothing they convinced me to do these dirty Santa cameos and oh right you used to do dirty Santa last year I did it maybe because you called my dad yeah so I have I have maybe 15 stocked up that I need to do um stocked up like stocked backpiled stocked up stockings uh things you put on the fireplace so let's hear one um what do you guys think or what do you think yeah and play one of the dirty cameos I did is that what you want is that what you wanted well I can't make a talk I don't have the uh here let me see if I can find one that I made just do one here doing no no let me find one that I made because I I'm not in Santa um oh here we go you should have come on the podcast that's on mine is dirty Santa I'm not real Santa eat my cereal right now I'm high as [ __ ] and I've got a an anchoring for Frosted Flakes yes I'm gonna put ketchup on them you [ __ ] just dealing with a little bit of Hometown trouble well more of it the guys at Alma a bit are holding it down Rich we've been Johnny keeping things together in Iraq while the others are sitting at home making taco salad and watching weird YouTube magician porn videos where guys pull uh your scarves out of women's [ __ ] these are the types of things we do during the holiday season I just want you guys to know that everyone appreciate that you're 40. you don't make a good living trust me is that the guy from the Hyundai commercial s thinking about stopping doing it oh what does that cost them the end user oh I don't know not very much they had me like lower the price how much maybe 30 bucks is it worth it I feel weird like I don't know I feel weird doing it yeah because like oh you feel weird you I felt weird listening to that no I think I think it's uh you know but I feel uh and Vince McMahon what uh what would you um what would you say if I told you that this year for Christmas you could go anywhere in the world I would say all expenses paid bring the whole fam private jet anywhere for a week they put you up they fly you out there's a lot of places I'd like to go but my dad just really doesn't like a lot of things and I think my dad just likes laying out by a pool or water which gets rid of you know doing the fun Europe stuff um I think just a classic you know I would do a Fiji maybe is more it seems because I've never been I'd like to but I would just be fine with a nice Hawaii trip I know my dad would love that has he been yeah and he loves it he hasn't been in a while I don't think he'd like to walk around his board shorts he just lays his nips breathe free and just soak up the sun Cheryl Crow style did you come no when we were in Vegas and you didn't come to the pool right no right yeah my dad goes down to the pool at 8am wow gets the best spot uh well they get uh they get uh Cabana yeah they get a cabana and he it's it's I don't like that he does this he he he just is gets high and whatever that's cool so high uh and my dad doesn't really drink but when he's in Vegas he loves tequila he's just his [ __ ] gone and then he falls asleep at the pool he puts sunblock on whenever he wakes up until no joke 5 p.m he is it looks like one of those like like when Donald Duck you know you know accidentally gotten you know out in the sun and then he's just red and it's just like radiating do people walk by and kind of gosh they're dead people I think he's if you're if you're asleep for more than three hours at the pool I think somebody comes by and goes sir no because he'll wake up every now and then because you know he's there with his buddies so he'll like wake up and I'll come down and goes and he just or if he's not sleeping he's just he's just gets so [ __ ] red he just loves laying at the pool so much and I gotta give a shout out by the way to when I was in Vegas last time though I uh the hotel is much a little whatever I don't need to speak any negative negativity but Gordon Ramsay has a restaurant his hotel oh no I said Gordon Ramsay's house and they were not nice granted they don't know me and asked me to leave but they have these chicken fingers that are the breading is what the the batter that they use for fish and chips what it's chicken fingers juicy moist delicious chicken breast in this thick efficient ship batter uh served with buffalo sauce and I'm like so the breading's lighter because fish and chips uh breading is you know it's lighter but no it's not thin it's light it's like all right did I was just trying to talk about [ __ ] things chicken fingers Josh Hart at me Jerry Seinfeld what's the deal with Josh Hardin in movies hey guys Adam Ray here for the about last night podcast and I'm sitting down because I 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material sourcing to bark production to testing even shipping and we're able to recycle materials use less energy and reduce our carbon footprint we've built the healthiest chairs you will ever sit in to keep you and the world moving because movement makes things happen [Music] do you think Jerry meant is proud of the the what's the deal now belongs to him oh yeah or you think it was an accident I don't think he he doesn't like impressions of himself he loves Jimmy Fallon's well Jimmy Fallon's great and a nice guy and has done Jimmy Fallon has kept Seinfeld in the uh Zeitgeist more or less with like being oh yeah I think I thought I'd sneeze I couldn't agree with you more uh no I disagree are you oh really yeah I think him going on Fallon's show and doing games with him and all the whatever like keeps makes him cool he doesn't go on any other show and do fun dumb [ __ ] like that communities in Cars Getting Coffee that oh yeah aside from that I'm saying like stuff that he that's not his like little clips of doing games on Fallon that's a young audience I've only yeah Cars Getting Coffee is not a young audience if you could do your own version of that show I already did it I think I pitched it to you I'm working on it Comedians and no no it's didn't I tell you about this already you might have um uh yeah it's uh where we uh we get a lot I mean it's not really my version of the community cardigan coffee sleepover series no no but it's it's like that's it's a good comp because it's shorter form yeah no it's uh we get lobbed up um uh me and uh a comedian a friend an athlete yeah get lobbed up and playing horse and it's called horsing around with Rick and it starts off with a stretch and the talking [ __ ] it shows the playing yep and uh like you just edit it down to all the shots made and then conversely missed after or made after wow and or any funny you know jokes and stuff and like in interviews maybe but also like just playing yeah maybe you don't need the interview as much well it doesn't matter what it's just chatting I mean depends if it's someone I've never met maybe you ask some questions and then you start talking [ __ ] horse is a good game for that like Ping Pong are you making fun of deaf people right now why'd you just do it yes um where there's opportunities for chit chat in between but but you can you know and horse especially actually because you can dictate how much to have where it's like if you want to keep the pace of the game going then yeah you're maybe just like Nice Shot you [ __ ] blah blah oh by the way I like you bubba oh cool you know s yeah uh that's a montage of me shooting that's a good swish noise I'm gonna hear mine oh you played on a chain net yeah I didn't that was me opening a Fresca before I shot it actually it would go I guess and then yeah it didn't even look special check out my friends you're gonna have a special do you like this that video not like if uh I've got the my album that I taped it's uh to read the room that I first yeah but no video like here's where you go watch Adam do it not eight no I'm this this spring but um speaking of this did I touch on something no it'll be the spring but um speaking of spring uh I hate sleeping on a spring mattress I am tossing and turning all night whoa what sort of mattresses do you like to get well you know I don't really know you know you go to mattress stores it's hard to tell is this good for me do I just like it because it's cold I mean you have to listen to these sales people drone on and on about their daughters getting [ __ ] from the back yeah my daughter just got [ __ ] from the back but she did it on this bed I'm just trying to get a good night sorry sorry sorry that's why I like to go to helixsleep.com you fill out the two minute sleep quiz you for your back sleeper are you a side sleeper do you like to get [ __ ] in the ass do you like to [ __ ] in the ass Adam two minutes sounds like a long time for a quiz well here's the thing that's what I don't understand because they say it takes two minutes honestly I did it I just said back sleeper get [ __ ] in the ass and they recommended the matchers that was best for me the dawn Lux shipped straight to my door barely know her yeah uh what's what's weird about that is it's like well what if I don't like it it's such an inconvenience where do I bring it how much is the shipping back they pick it up from your door cool that sounds like you opening a fresco again the worst gargle ADR guy of all time yeah they're just our bad ones out there [Laughter] wait wait here we go wait well damn it I was gonna do it all right we need the eight yeah wait I'll do it ready wait yeah you're good at everything but the gargle no I'm gonna do this but you're good at everything but the gargles you got it yeah they get this guy because he's so good at the other stuff yeah but they can't tell him not to do the gargle so they're not going to use his gargle just let him do the whole thing we need to get the can openers he's a Don lafontaine's nephew foreign you know on the take your shoes off podcast now whenever we're sipping from a cup or anything we use the sound effect from the uh the the very very above average comedian Ellie Makowski uh when she was on the podcast um uh we were drinking and we were going go go go go go drinking and now uh whenever somebody drinks it's just we hear Ali go go go go go go go go go whoa I did actually I was watching the Moshe episode which is really great uh most cashier great comedian great dude one of the first people I've seen that really throws it back at you in a fun way I didn't even notice that a lot of comments were saying that about him yeah I was like I was just like it just felt like playing I guess it was a certain kind of play well and this is why you're brilliant with just thank you and Ali Makowski is great I was joking about just above average but taking but not thinking it to be that but that's just for people watching that most people most people Moshe people uh uh don't either even if they know you they don't they're not uh and comfortable is not the right word accustomed to the the full it takes them a beat to settle into the to play around you know you're saying a guest yes they'll go like okay and they'll comment on what's Happening Moshe just jumped he sat down was like thanks for coming on my show and I was like oh he gets it and he's he's just he just gets it Moshe is great yeah but but you guys I I uh I'm at the point where he did a sip I don't know if you put that in there because and then you said something about sip comedy specific right yeah I'm not sure I don't remember I don't know what is your favorite type of Comedy Adam I can't tell you thank you good job wait wait no but I'm talking like I can't tell you is it Brent Moore and Pratt Falls Undateable is it um is it misdirection Kevin Nealon style serious is it um Dave Chappelle stories and uh you know like can't tell you a favorite I can tell you things I love I don't like to speak in hyperbole like that great I love what makes you laugh yeah real hard um I mean so many different things but uh you know absurdist deconstructive comedy um taking uh uh uh satirizing genres where it's like we all we all this playground it was already built for us whether we know it or not and we step into this thing and like almost making fun of a thing that already exists you know like uh uh but also yeah Brent Moore and falling is is always always funny really funny yeah I just like I like silly I like I like silly I like big I like I like I I said I just said it's not out yet but it'll be out in probably a couple weeks now uh Sona mosesi and you know Sona love her oh yeah she was talking about you you guys went to USC at the same time yes um uh I showed her a little bit of the Santa thing which actually gonna show you right now and um what does she say uh she she she's so funny and really has carved out a sweet path for herself she is uh and as not just being like she when she was Conan's assistant that was one thing she now is like with him having her on the show and now on the podcast like she's she's um she's a New York Times bestseller now with her book yeah uh uh world's worst assistant wow she's like I don't know why everybody doesn't all you have to do is just have Conan write your forward and then be on a platform like Conan's where you have a lot of audience members and just keep pushing the book um wait so she just came on the Pod again Watch yeah I just showed her this uh I'm gonna put it here uh let's get a focus come over here so you could watch what I want the camera to be able to see so this episode drops by the way audio today guys and video tomorrow uh of taiso take your shoes off go subscribe on YouTube and iTunes and Spotify take your shoes off I know you've if you're here right now I know you already know what it is so get ready to enjoy this special episode uh with Rick and I that drops today audio video tomorrow you get a double dose of Glassman Ray well Santa but he's like you glass yeah exactly thank you holy [ __ ] dude isn't that great music oh my God that surpassed my expectations wow dude that looks so good so here's the thing and then this is shout out to John Michael shout out to John Michael um uh here's the thing that like when I'm talking about silly and playful um oh also when I was talking with Sona uh was about was like what'd she say of that oh she thought it was great yeah but but but I brought her up because we were talking about him like all of us have our little our little kids still not just that but like you and I and a lot of other people but we both really tap into and are very aware of that we are still little boys yeah you know like we're little boys we talk about poopies and farts and sex and laughing very hard at all those yeah and it's like on one hand you it's it's just so surface and immature and dumb but on the other hand it's also like but I don't want to negate the fact that there is something funny about going you know like I don't know I just like playing yeah so like being able to do this [ __ ] when Santa came over um and having him like Hey go we're gonna make it look like you're coming through the chimney um just go over there uh get on your knees and and then Santa's like yeah of course you know and just like just you know making noises and you know Santa's a little older but still like me I'm sure his back didn't love everything but just playing him down physical and silly love it be in DFW down for whatever Winston Winston Josh to Lamar Morris he has a podcast right yeah uh he has the one with Hannah and uh Zoe and um it's a new girl podcast yeah yeah uh I remember I was with him in Austin when he was telling me they were starting that because the office podcast is so wildly successful and I was like man the uh always Sonny's guys have it they just they just did a big deal not just but this year I think it's like 60 million or something right wow I mean I'm I might be saying that completely wrong isn't that crazy to like you're basically I mean because maybe making more money a thousand per you know per year it's uh Michael Richards Jason Alexander Julie Louis like they need to get together and do a Seinfeld podcast yeah well there's no way Jerry's gonna do that also they're probably fine on money right yeah or Jerry is they all are they have to be what do you think's the highest grossing who do you think is getting the most in residuals TV of all time Roseanne uh Ray Romano Seinfeld are those the the big ones because I would I would say big bang is up there wow probably Two and a Half Men yeah Two and a Half Men winning DeWalt and I did a winning sketch once I remember we never put it out we were so embarrassed by it well it's really funny everybody was doing it yeah yeah I remember yeah yeah I thought that was some of the funniest [ __ ] that had happened in a long time but also he was kind of losing it but not Kanye style he was just like you know I'm just like I'm addicted to winning I'm tired I didn't drink Tiger's Blood for Blood or for breakfast yeah well they were great you do so many characters and voices lamourin once messaged me uh I posted something I think uh um I had a guy on that reminded him of you uh he's a comedian oh um what's his name Tony Caruso Tony Caruso and he goes here I think uh Lamar maybe thought it was you for some reason I don't know why we'll cut to a clip there's a time that everybody you know that's been a minute [Laughter] forget it I don't know if I gotta tune this for me I can tune it for you hey buy me dinner first it's not even on here but it should be yeah let me give you a couple of these I just got a tick tock how many how many ticks to talk my doctor just put it in to keep my heart pumping that's good and then I put in parentheses We'll add on to right uh but more more heart surgeries your microphone I had bomb mixed with flashbacks of going down on my principle it's not on here but it should be I don't know why men uh follow so many random women on social media right like hey babe I swear I've only met her once I don't even know what a bikini is well even before the internet I was following women and I put yes by that one like use that I'm in an open relationship a lot of well you know you ever just do the copy paste but then you paste paste I just love I just I'm so old the last time I wanted to have sex I had to stretch first but she still got away yeah yeah that's a lot of like raping molestation well no no that's um that's more following women and chasing that dot dot dot my sex doll can I try one one more okay I just uh I just um um raising a child is raising a child is not uh is not just privilege it's a duty like voting which is why I mail it in just more just [Laughter] by the way in high school in high school uh we I made this uh video for a class project a Spanish class at the very end we put in a little bit at the very end at the very end where it just was like at the very very end right and laughed so hard it was a whole thing about I played Steven Spielberg who was like Spielberg's like that's Spanish it's not like the bumblebee in the Simpsons maybe yeah but it was like Steven Spielberg going like hey like and we basically like is he texting you yeah what's he saying can you play it play the voice note I don't know what this is oh but I just got a text because uh John Michael uh my editor on take your shoes off we uh we just go back and forth in a lot of things yeah there's some things that I I don't you need to address well like I don't always you know instead of doing it now a lot of times I'll just be like hey can we and I don't know what this is in context so I don't remember I just got a message from him I'm gonna open and see what it is but he goes dude we can't use him fully naked hahaha we have to blur it I don't know what that is in regard to who is fully naked on the show oh right Jeremiah he puts a sock on his [ __ ] oh my God it's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sock all right uh what a Leonardo and uh but his pubes are just I mean like they almost hit me uh so I'm like I think we're gonna have to blur the pubes because he's really covering just his penis is that a Midwest thing do you think that he's got such bushy uh undercarriage so I said on the podcast we're gonna have to blur your pubes and then after it's like I just want you to know that like a lot of people make jokes about my pews being long and that's why I keep it that way I'm like don't pretend it's a pit don't pretend it's a bit you know the confidence when a joke doesn't work to know like well they weren't paying attention and just instead of being like Oh to be like hey don't pretend it's a bit oh my nephew does that all the time what look at me he's eight yeah just well little boy he'll be here and then he'll just space out I did take him to his first uh Seahawks game his first football game last weekend and he goes I let him pick the bed in the hotel did you sleep in the same room with him yeah he walks in he was fun he had a great time but eight-year-olds every 10th sentence is sweet most of it is just Insanity coming out of the mouth that with no real context are we focused right am I okay going like this so I go Jackson you can pick what uh snack you want and what bed and he goes uh he pops in and he goes uh he goes I want the bed furthest away from the door Rick you're gonna want to hear this line oh I go why do you want the bed furthest away from the door he goes because if someone comes in tries to kill us they'll get you first and I go well good night buddy and then and then I bought him a twigo you can pick one thing out from the Seahawks game that reminds you of today because he goes this is the greatest day of my life he said that one point did you get a Richard Sherman box because we went on the field my buddy's a Panthers quarterback we went on the field to shout out to Sam Donald went on the field uh uh seats were great my buddies Chris and Adam came a couple of Seahawk players a couple Seahawks players that came down to say what up to us we that's very cool by the way a football a punter on the field was punting and the ball a NFL punt high as [ __ ] spinning coming down to the Sunland was about to hit a little girl that was there I didn't know this my nephew all of a sudden I'm talking to him he turns and Sprints towards it on the sideline we're a few feet behind the sideline runs up it bounces off his hand he was trying to catch an NFL punt and I just was like holy [ __ ] dude I go first of all I'm glad your face isn't broken or your thumb broken because the ball what I looked up and saw it coming down so fast and it bounces off his hand and I go dude I can't believe you just tried to catch an NFL pun he goes it was gonna hit that girl I go wow he got in the way of it because it was gonna because you know like any we're standing on the sideline no one's thinking of that happening but it was about to like like Jason Bourne yes so then we keep the ball and he's so he's playing around with it around the stadium which was awesome uh but then I go you can keep the NFL wall yes cool I go there's it's really very cool and then I go you can pick out one thing from today to remember today and he grabs Blitz the Seahawks mascot a little stuffed animal and I go awesome no hoodie no beating whatever he's like no I want this we're driving home and he goes this is the best day of my life Uncle Adam I go awesome dude and I go and and that you're gonna have Blitz it's gonna remind you of the game and today whenever you uh uh whenever you look at it he goes yeah he goes and I can sleep with her I can maybe give it to my kids one day or maybe I'll just die with it in my hands and I go either way it sounds like insane in the family and I dropped him off very funny but he didn't mean that to be may he rest in peace no he's still alive I'm saying when he goes to sleep yes I don't know why they only say that for just you know just yeah rest in peace yeah I also think that like why do you only say that then I also feel that way when you say to somebody nice to meet you why do you only say that the first time you meet them Adam it's I think now more than the first time I met you it was nice to meet you but we already yeah it was so nice nice to meet you out somewhere right nice to meet you I'm grateful that I met you well now you say nice to see you you did you did the meat we imagine to see you means today nice to meet you means you're in my life so nice to be with you but I don't know it just it doesn't make sense that's I'm just saying same with the rest in peace thing I'm just saying because people have decided it belongs to this would you laugh if someone looked down on a steak and goes nice to meet you uh yes okay we got a steak in there um would you say nice to meet you to the stake or would you say this is nice to meet you gave me Adam I'm so glad we've met I'd be like I'm talking to a robot what happened nice to meet you Adam I am so glad we met that's not bad I mean nice podcast me I please be on your podcast about hilarious night I'm getting flashbacks to you at Jewish campus yeah I'm doing this to girls around the campfire and then going I think it's time for someone tell somewhere I think you have a beautiful smile would you come back to my tent and let me have my first kiss I don't think we're supposed to do that here Alana Alana Alana Alana would you like do you do you know the Shema Shema is praise be to the Lord The Lord Is Our God the Lord is one I've never blown a robot before a Jewish camp I'm so close oh yes yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah one second hey Harkin from earlier that is uh that is something I missed out on the Jewish Day Camp um but my mom uh she did send me to one camp which I now look back it was definitely like get the [ __ ] out of here you know for a week I remember she wrote my name on a lot of my stuff in case underwear socks whatever prove that it's yours yeah but then I remember like throwing it down like having it all like next to my bed and somebody was like who wrote their name on their [ __ ] underwears and I was like I know what a loser like it's you Adam me and I was like that's not mine oh so somebody else wrote your name on their underwear yeah this is a [ __ ] up game I wish I did that yeah you can imagine knowing what you know now going back oh how much you could dominate kids hey Rick you [ __ ] weirdo where we don't like you you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and I would be like hey Brian eat my [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] licker are you a [ __ ] licker dude and then be like well classrooms the man yeah he called Brian a couple Lego yeah also I'd be so good at basketball also yes but also just having the uh where the social wherewithal and the hutzpah to stick up for yourself most kids uh receive one insult and that's game set match they can't come back from it even if it's like your mom's got fat big old titties you're like oh she doesn't all right but now say that to me here's what or are you knowing what you know now if somebody said that to you how would you handle it you're a kid yeah your mind yeah uh hey Adam your mom's got some big old fat titties yeah I bet you left a titty [ __ ] wouldn't you well guess what you ain't gonna because somebody else is a grown man with a real [ __ ] that's a tiny little boy wiener either way you looked him up and down you know you got a safe size weiner as him is it rest in peace a rest in peace I think it depends on rest in peace lay back into a trust fall into a bucket of peas would you do that on a game show called rest in peace no never all right unless there was no cream in the peas well who puts cream in their peas cream of peas uh I used to do macaroni and peas that's a poor kid food for sure pkf oh I was like what do we got macaroni peas put them together Ah that's what your dad was here to add something to this meal that's where you came up with your Stoney Creations it wasn't because you're high it's just because you were poor and you just like put whatever you had together I once dropped cup yes I once dropped cup of soup thank you for the call and response yes I once dropped cup of soup on my crotch thought I burnt my balls off I once choked on cup of soup the noodles sister had to put her hand down my throat uh easy and pull the noodles out did she do it like this oh oh it was a lot we talked about this the other day at her graduation shout out to my sister Natalie Kendall she's got her Masters uh in business from Washington State University very big deal awesome she uh her ba yep she pulled the noodles out and like like a lot like clown car scarves yeah like or people coming out of a clown car or scarves coming out of the pocket of the both clown related things that take too long and you go we get it there's too much of it that was with the noodles and like like man I should have died uh the burning the crotch may you rest in peace yeah I don't think you die from burning your watch but you know I'm comfortable in silence doesn't seem like it like we're on a date I'm you and then just we're gonna be quiet after a second um I'm having a really nice time I just I normally don't go on dates uh eating food because like then like when you take a bite you know it's I'm comfortable in silence I'm comfortable with silence oh I just annoyed myself why so much happens no hey hey you want to leave yeah let me get a box for this I had three bites I had three bites yeah can we get a box and do you have tiramisu you do who are you talking to that's a horror supervisor man I'm in Orange that [ __ ] makes me laugh bad improv I came up with merch um uh uh with this on the stone episode because we were doing something and it was it was just aggressive like like how much some people that like to improvise versus people that don't it's like what are you doing and I wanted to do shirts that go that say it's improv [ __ ] like if you're like what are you doing it's [ __ ] improv [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] improv [ __ ] I got a grown ass man [ __ ] my mom's titties with a real dick not like some micro penis like you it's improv [ __ ] my mom's at home getting [ __ ] rails by my stepdad you do got good merch the taiso hoodie game is on point Rick I want to play a little game called let's check that out at The Comedy Store come on in come on come on in mope show the world what you got wow not passed to The Comedy Store and we're filming this at The Comedy Store yeah I'm surprised they let me in you're fine uh all right Rick I want to play a little game called would you rather would you rather live by Hakuna Matata or YOLO all right oh Hakuna Matata do you know what that means right oh no worries yes and YOLO means you only get to live one time you something tells me you don't like the people that use YOLO YOLO is oh you only get one chance good without it whatever you get whatever chances yeah Hakuna Matata is relaxed YOLO is anxious do you think it's funny though when people use yellow uh incorrectly I hate it look supersize my fries YOLO yeah I know that one I liked yeah um that one I like as Jim Carrey would say a lot what were you gonna do that's where he goes he goes I like it a lot oh yeah I think he said Drew carry for a minute no no but I do think Cleveland rocks you guys must have loved that show dude the people in Cleveland when The Drew Carey Show came out that was like our Plymouth Rock was it really I don't know no was it your Fraggle Rock no Fraggle Rock was our flag all right if I go back if I go rock if I go and that was the last time we saw Rick until he came back again Fraggle Rock nailed it yeah would you rather be insulted by Gordon Ramsay for 10 seconds or receive unlimited text messages from Donald Trump for 10 days unlimited text what does that mean like Donald is allowed to send me as many as he wants he already is for 10 days uh Gordon Ramsay I just want to talk to him about his chicken fingers these are all submitted by fans interesting that that Gordon Ramsay was already submitted when we were talking about how great his chicken fingers are that is funny yeah would you rather pee through your mouth every time or have your best friend pee in your mouth one time every time for the rest of my life it didn't say that but yeah every time probably yeah probably I'm assuming okay can we break this down for a second it doesn't say for the rest of your life so maybe means so every time means it could be every time you go to the store it doesn't um every time every time you pee would you rather pee through your mouth I'd like to break this down please so if peeing through my mouth is bad then consider me Miles Davis in the movie um if pink through your mouth is bad then of course just have a friend pee in my mouth once get it out of the way but also there is something to peeing out of your mouth where if it's meant like this is the way it's supposed to be it's not gross it's like there's a hole for it or whatever and like it would be easier to do that like I have to piss I pull over I don't even see my [ __ ] big ass dick but I could just be like this I have to pee um hold on what's that over there uh oh oh yeah people would be able to tell though no no one would be like are you peeing out of your mouth because nobody knows [ __ ] idiot um would you rather get [ __ ] by a horse or [ __ ] a chicken that one was mine I mean I mean obviously [ __ ] a chicken right yeah I don't know I think I don't watch this Google this uh person uh who has sex with horse dies I think somebody [ __ ] a horse and was killed Rick [ __ ] by a horse Enumclaw Washington man three hours south of where I grew up all righty then is what the guy said when he got [ __ ] by the horse and died right yes he had a family this was you know when stuff bad happens gets national news attention you're already got nayed by that horse foreign yeah he got plowed wow and oh and and the it like ruptured his colon like but he'd been doing it for a while this horse just this one day maybe took an extra Viagra or just the guy came in and he was like you look good if you're doing push-ups whatever he saw the guy the horse came a little extra thrust and killed him on the spot family had no clue by the way I read all about this Enumclaw Washington here's what's crazy it was not illegal they made it illegal after that which means people were doing this and just whatever and then finally they're like oh should we make it so people can't do that that guy died which also means other people are out there [ __ ] horses and this guy ruined the party definitely that should happen was let's say on a Saturday on a Sunday there's guys at the bar being like the same way somebody you know jumps off a roof at a party and breaks her legs so the cops come they shut the party down everyone's like you [ __ ] it up Garrett this guy did that for horse [ __ ] there's guys sitting around a pub on a Sunday being like you hear about Max died from [ __ ] a horse they were probably another one here goes Christmas if there's a community that they were probably not they would say the horse's name Max you know you know like you know horseshoe [ __ ] yeah how do you bring that up by the way if you're the cop to the wife let's play it out ready uh you're the cop I'm the wife um we really gotta get an actual doorbell remember there you go that just means I'm a cap going oh funny yeah so funny yeah but now we can't play the actual game let's do it ding dong I love our doorbell you guys gotta get an actual door anyway your husband died [ __ ] by a horse so hard he comes in his body and killed him on the spot here's his body no but let's not make oh that does suck though all right what was I Googling well I knew what it was um would you rather lose the ability to lie or believe everything you're told oh lose the ability to lie yeah would you rather experience the world beginning or ending same thing filled with fire not enough oxygen unbearable for life I can't imagine being around How Sweet the Sound Adelaide like me I was lost [Music] the King's Men found the way I want it that way have it your way have it your way have it your way get two chicken fingers dipped in BBQs us have it your way and that's the new Burger King jingle what do you think yeah what do you guys think I was doing it too by the way [ __ ] can you imagine somewhere they're definitely before I'm loving it which Timberlake row right isn't that the rumor on the street no it was um it was a Pharrell it was one of the co-writers that's right still is definitely I Envision okay uh guys we're excited or we're excited for the McDonald's we need a new song and one by one they bring them in American Idol style yeah how about this one you got your Burgers and Fries you wanna eat your Burgers and Fries you got your Burgers and Fries you want to dip your Burgers and Fries Burgers and Fries baby back ribs I like to real quick you want to dip it chillies oh [ __ ] it's like it's like it doesn't mean like when you go it's like when you go to New York you're like Vegas how we New York how we do it yeah like you forget what you're doing I did that in uh the fraternity at uh USC right in the Frat was an API the Jew frat and we would go around to try to ask the sororities for uh to go jobs to do in exchange where basically part of your dues was we're renting buses and a club one night and we go ask the sorority you guys want to go party with us one night next Thursday it's an exchange a pie Kappa Kappa Gamma we got the buses the food and the drinks and the location it was an excuse like your impression of a 20 year old [Applause] [Music] how we feeling so I wrote a funny comedy song and they had me they wanted me to call it a comedy song well judge if it's funny I wrote a viral comedy song and it was classic uh no they had me uh some kid I wish I remembered some kid would uh come out in the in the house maybe let's say was it Jack Heller or Adam pastor and they'd walk out and they go well one sounds really Jewish and one does not Jack Heller uh Adam pastor super smooth cool guy Jack Heller may be a little more Jewish a little more business-like all Jewish a little more Jewish a little more you could have just said a little more business-like it I would have gotten it so they uh so one of them I think it was out of Pastor was like yo so what's up ladies blah blah and our boy a ray wants to uh ask you guys a question take it away Ray let's jump over the guitar and I play the song and it was the same up until the very end for we went around to like six of the sororities to ask if they whatever and nobody ever said no so I think it was just do you want to go on Exchange with us do an exchange with us where you're basically all right we read books okay okay dude I'm sorry I didn't pick up on all of your story again of you as a fraternity brother 55 years ago never tell this [ __ ] oh yeah so I talked about API on uh on uh uh on my podcast I'm already talking about I didn't talk about it on Marc maron's too on WTF shout out to Mark man we'll put up his uh Twitter handle so I play the song I play a song at the very end I said the wrong sorority guess what 300 girls go what the [ __ ] I was like I go hey you know what I meant I dragged a [ __ ] riff right it's like calling your girlfriend by the wrong name yeah or talking your Amazon Echo and accent guess what or Siri all my true Bros left we all walked out oh my true Bros yeah you weren't even being ironic no it's cool because like oh my true Bros they were totally cool yes well here's here's what I'm getting down with what with this is what I mean by it there were guys that go hey Ray what the [ __ ] dude and I was like I remember saying I go ah so I [ __ ] up that was a sixth song in a row I [ __ ] I was blending them together sorry I said that instead of that and they're like what if they don't go another stage with us and I was like then they don't go on an exchange with us and then you little dick so then I just yeah very much like yeah I'm not good about to get chastised for this and so then I go uh I go I go I go oh good and I literally remember saying to one of the guys who can remember I wish I could remember who was I go I go if they don't want to go on Exchange with us because of that yeah let us know now then we good baby we know who we are that's a great lesson for anybody where it's like show them who you are baby I was trying to get shamed over that I I wasn't having it dude [Music] and the last one Rick would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout [Music] or should I say no further questions your honor thank you well ASMR is popular shouting is not unless you're at a bar mitzvah and they play Shout that's the only time I think people really want to shout right and even in that song they go a little bit soft a little bit because even though that song yeah some Whispers yeah favorite part of my wedding go yeah who was I talking about it with I was talking about it with Jeremiah um uh when you had uh Trent rezner is that his name uh Resnick Johnny Resnick um you had him on on your podcast yes um when he was saying uh what's the song he also sang at the wedding yeah when he sang in the morning what was the song like the the main one what's it was saying name slide and Iris was the Irish how does Iris go again and I'd give up foreign dude it was so uh at your wedding you know I did uh I did Eric Griffin and Rachel's wedding and did some you know you do some Jewish stuff and at a Jewish wedding there's a lot of like things to pick and choose from yes you know there's a menu yeah there's a menu basically my Rabbi uh provided us with the same thing so um I have never done this before I'm not a wedding coordinator but they reach out to me to do it and like yeah I'll do it but like they're what they didn't have a wedding planner they didn't have anybody doing stuff so I'm just like looking up things and I'm like we could do these things and they're like yeah sure so we do some of the things now we're at your wedding and there was a moment where Eric goes to me because we sat next to each other and you're doing they're doing some stuff and Eric as far as like Jewish weddings are concerned areas like ours was better and then as it keeps going on then like when they get once it gets to the katuba Eric's like how come we didn't get one of those Rick what's like like it's my fault you know and then throughout the thing Eric was like you know making a joke but he but he was like also it was inspired by things he noticed that he liked at your wedding he's like he looks at me like from over we're not even with each other I just he goes yeah like to different things I'm like I I don't know why yeah we didn't have a way your wedding at a resort yeah on me um and then then when uh Trent Reisner Johnny Resnick I'm sorry um when uh John rinitsky does was playing Iris um and everyone is like like the end of a movie I I picture it like you know the the guys behind their girl around their waist yeah it was the end of American Pie beautiful six and then uh Adam he goes how come you couldn't get the Goo Goo Dolls very funny yeah man um the whole thing was uh the whole thing you know when you do a destination wedding it means that people are there yeah and you're For You Know Better or Worse stuck there if people don't want to go someplace that's the problem with having a destination wedding it's like oh you got to commit to this big thing yeah but once you do like it well you're right we're at Camp I love that and we're just going in each other's hotel rooms that's all we wanted so much fun you walk by when I'm getting ready and then you guys just came over to say yeah that was that was awesome yeah um it was so it was so much fun I think I still been thinking about the wedding often cool the wedding itself was beautiful the reception was such a good time so many friends were there and it was it was you know in the space it was two times yeah yeah yeah I mean I think it was longer for people because I was working I couldn't get there for the first thing that you guys had I really wanted to yeah and I kept asking production if we could yeah like you know I'm doing the show that it's so hard to get a job and I'm like can I please leave at least you know I'll work late Wednesday Kylie can I have Thursday Friday off yeah yeah like we need you I'm like oh well you were there for What mattered um which by the way and congrats and people should know this and I don't know if you talked about it yet but Ricky is shooting another show that um could be the next Big Bang Theory you never know we know it's not it can't be well because it's called Big Bang Theory too yeah even even bangier yeah it's called the bang hypothesis and it takes place before I play can you imagine being on a show if this show that's coming out that you just finished shooting and it does become a massive hit man that's that you make so much money wow yeah you know you do a show and then you know I feel like our friendship won't change oh yeah I would be won't change for the worse no for the better yeah um I want to be threatened by your Hyundai money anymore I'd be like oh yeah you know what Adam keep talking for an hour and a half straight I don't need to say anything on my podcast I hope it runs forever I hope it's the next uh Golden Girls that was a great show will net they'll never redo it because you'll never get four actresses at that stage in their life being as famous as they all were and being that good ever and I hope I can count on your vote for U.S senator next February Happy Valentine's Day shabbat shalom happy early Flag Day and uh and we'll see when we see you from all of us here at the about last night podcast have a happy holiday and uh I don't want the scene as I don't think that they'd understand some of Montage uh of me doing my last Improv I just want you to know who I am Adam Ray passed away five minutes later and then he woke up and he rested in peace and it was nice to meet him and then they did more Improv [Music] now there's a whole bunch of dicks in your ass into your mouth you can calm down my guys and girls I get pooped on Peanuts nobody just told me are you getting [ __ ] farted a lot of [ __ ] on now your penis is blowing up into millions of species your [ __ ] looks like a potato chip there you come your teeth are made to come would you rather yes have your teeth made a [ __ ] yes or your [ __ ] made of teeth we'll be right oh my gosh we'll be right back don't answer that we'll be right back next episode answer it well I was just picturing you know like a girl's like just come in my mouth I'm like I don't think you want this save it save it save it thank you save it for uh now so you're getting blown no we had a good time good night everybody I love you I wish I had come to Cleveland for the holidays come on come we we still make it work we still might make it work okay great this is what the this is what the the guy did when he goes oh your mom's got big old folk [ __ ] titties and I was like oh yeah I bet you want to squeeze them don't you yeah wait a minute did you flip this onto me yeah I don't want to squeeze your mom's toss oh yeah I bet you do I don't want to squeeze your mom's tires you do yeah and then you can only whisper mom's task what's that [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I want to do that in a movie so bad do it that's the thing thanks a lot right now take your shoes off at taiso uh Market uh Marshall rugout Gallery uh subscribe and like the podcast and we'll see you guys in 2023 good night everybody oh and go check out taiso uh Santa Claus is on the show today love you guys mmm zoa thanks Rock guys Adam right here for the about last night podcast hope you enjoyed that episode it was a good one a lot of laughs a lot of Tears a lot of uh stuff to uh to think about and chew on huh because that's what life's all about chewing on the good stuff nobody said that maybe Denzel did maybe Tom Hanks did maybe they said it together in Philadelphia the point is Click subscribe right here on the aln logo so you can get more episodes and stay up to date when new content drops highlights animations Clips it's all here for you baby I'll see you next time oh I don't know how to Blink

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Length: 86min 37sec (5197 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 19 2022