richie 'trashmouth' tozier: comedy king

now that's a cool feature what happens when you put your hand on the other pillar professor you to look amazing what's up [ __ ] happen to me best feeling ever yeah try tickling your pickle for the first time nobody's gonna get Amaro start my training my training Street brother need to hide once for your summer seminar key beat spinning inside your mother Oh what if we go to the Eduardo I'm delay let's go you think they'll actually find her sure yeah ditch old decomposed come to worms and maggots smell like a tease mom's underwear I need to show you something what is it [Music] I have a plan I got a plan getting the [ __ ] out of Dodge before this ends were some one of bills books who's with me let's fast then you go like to Florida already act eighty you clean up with all the grandmas hey Richie how'd you uh how'd you know my name the fun's just beginning right I think this is funny all right things for a game huh well [ __ ] you all right let's be careful [ __ ] you if I'm just beginning the line from your act dude I'm a fan you guys yeah you want a picture you okay Dean I think I'm good come on okay cool you kid she's just Richie over a number line for the moonsault don't write my own material I [ __ ] knew it I [ __ ] knew it I know what I'm doing for my soror spirits si the way Eddie you got married your wife said some [ __ ] fun dickwad what's like a woman [ __ ] you bro [ __ ] you all right what about you trashmouth you married when you hear this no you know I got married no no me and your mama she'll put her arm around me and she'll whisper to me [ __ ] oh [ __ ] is this so you don't get spiders stuck in your hair when you're down here Stanley we're not afraid of [ __ ] spider I stand corrected that's a first Touche so my girlfriend caught me masturbating to her friend's Facebook page and so now I'm in [ __ ] Anonymous it loses maybe a little dance I know I wanna remember this [ __ ] are you gonna be like this the entire time we're home alright just trying to add some levity to this [ __ ] I'll go [ __ ] myself I'm gonna get us all killed give me that is she gonna let's go a little turn I just ah okay I got it listen me yeah c'mon I'm fine who killed a psychotic clown before you're 14 me who stabbed bowers with a knife he pulled out of his own face also me married a woman ten times his own body mess me yeah and braver than you think thanks rich for when I hear the list is longer than my Wang that's not saying much sacrifice I know when a teddy weight would because you're little you'll fit on a barbecue I'm five nine it's like average height [Music] yeah yeah could we get the check I ended up becoming a risk analyst that sounds really interesting for what what is that entail yes so I work for like a big insurance firm and [ __ ] you did [ __ ] you was this job invented before fun hey Eddie these are birth control pills yeah I'm saving it for her sister [Music] okay well I'm starting it cheap now and I'm pretty sure this is the same bathroom where's your mother sometimes yeah then you probably have crabs it's so not funny aren't you guys coming in ah it's great water the house great water it's basically piss and [ __ ] so I'm just telling you you guys are splashed surrounded millions of gallons of dairy pee doesn't smell like a colony senior okay it's probably just your breath walking back into your face just shoot my pants I think Betty feels when I run these trials when one friggin shoe hope it's a puppy Iranian because I know what I'm doing and don't want you doing the bridge get in there you gotta be [ __ ] kidding is that why I'm not seeing this [ __ ] oh the woman I keep seeing she hot no Richie she's not hot sorry let's go oh [ __ ] no way am i falling for this [ __ ] again oh yeah that thing's a [ __ ] monster where she baits it I know your moves you little [ __ ] sit did it no that's cute that's a good point that's actually super that's a good boy I love what he's done with the place beep-beep Richie you all right no I'm not all right I just [ __ ] killed a guy thank you I don't know my glasses on so I don't know who you people are a bit Thank You shitty water you brought me to a [ __ ] crackhead house and now I'm gonna have to kill this [ __ ] clown play truth or dare here's the truth you're a sloppy [ __ ] yeah that's right let's dance you because no matter what I always [ __ ] will be well at least at least I got Ritchie to stay [Music]

Channel: lanasmp4

Views: 5,444,694

Keywords: IT, ITCHAPTERTWO, ITChapterTwo, IT2, IT2017, IT2019, Richie Tozier, Bill Hader, Finn Wolfhard

Id: 5G94oQZDIVs

Length: 9min 20sec (560 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 20 2019