Rich Little LF Promo Short

oh thank you God what a good group tonight yeah we're not filming tonight we were the other night and the audience was asleep no no they weren't asleep they weren't asleep but they weren't as hip as you people are see a lot of young people come to my show I had a 15 year old kid here about two weeks ago and he saw the show and then afterwards he went up to me he said rich God you were great but loved the show very very funny can I ask you something on I said well of course anything luck why do you keep changing your voice and my other hobby believe it or not was art charcoal portraits and I've done hundreds of them down through the years here are a few Tony Bennett Humphrey Bogart Betty Davis and Tom Cruise mr. Jack Benny you know rich little was a good friend of mine and years ago I used to accompany rich when he went to church I remember one Sunday we were walking out of the church and I casually said to the preacher jiva that was a damn good sermon and the preacher said thank you jack but listen I would appreciate it if you wouldn't use language like that in the house of the Lord I said I'm sorry all I said was it was a damn good sermon and the reason I said it was you're a hell of a preacher mr. George Burns how are ya it's me George Burns welcome to the Hollywood Palace the show that six people remember we got a great show for you tonight Connie Stevens is here from Hawaii and I and we've got a young singer on the show tonight his name is Wayne Newton and believe me this this kid is going places gee I hope soon we've also got a young impersonator on the show tonight his name is rich little and he comes from Canada you know that rich rich does an impression of me it's unbelievable how good it is you don't know who the real George Burns is I don't know whether I'm him or he's made it oh this is going to be interesting what the hell is Andy Rooney gonna be saying to me here's exactly what he said are you rich little that guy that imitates all those celebrities on television I said yes yes I am sure that that's true and you'll go around the country performing in casinos and clubs and concert halls I said yes yes I do that that's true and those places have a lot of money don't they I said well yeah that casino would certainly have a lot of money that's true well if they have a lot of money what the hell do they need you for why don't they get the real people so I'm standing there like an idiot going yeah why don't I get oh oh this was my all-time favorite this was the best one liner I ever earned Paul throw three people went right out of the square and they were killed in something they were never seen again because of this where do you hear this question had this answer Paul what does an 85 year old one have between her breasts that an 18 year old woman does not her navel ladies and gentlemen it's nice being here and I hope you don't mind the way I walked out it's just my impression of rich little you know I had to be the toughest actor that ever lived I was so tough that every single morning I took a bath in ice water that so tough I was every morning ice water and I said to him I said Jimmer are you all right and he said well I got not not really this morning this morning I I was back in my car out of the garage and I backed into a tree on our front lawn three I said well Jim we all have accidents like that you know so long as you're okay you know and then I thought of something I said Jim did you know the most accidents occur within a nine mile radius of where you live did you know this and Jimmy thought for a second and he said yeah yep I got I know that rich and and that's why Gloria and I are moving rich thank god you're here because you do me better than I do so you finish this damn question oh don't get us into a war when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pilot some word you hear about the angry deer who's stumbled out of the forest and said boy that's the last time I'll do that for 10 bucks I I know you'll love me tonight but will you respect me in the morning ah this is Johnny Carson and welcome to The Tonight Show tonight in the show we've got rich level is on the show tonight please welcome that world-famous psychic he sees all he knows all the one the only turn Anna thank you piano breath this is Carnac Carnac the magnificent hello I quiet please it wears out the camel why do they have sex education and driving instructions on the same day in Iraq

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Views: 144,563

Rating: 4.8629551 out of 5

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Id: 61u2s0ceBvY

Length: 9min 9sec (549 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 26 2016