Rich Little - comedian impressionist

<font color="#E5E5E5">come rich little</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Regis who is Dean Martin you know I've</font> been<font color="#E5E5E5"> doing impressions for a long long</font> long<font color="#CCCCCC"> time and I think</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the key to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> staying</font> on top is to keep<font color="#E5E5E5"> your act fresh to come</font> up with new people<font color="#E5E5E5"> all the</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> time</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">people like like dr. Phil</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I know</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you know that that I know that that that</font> you know if you knew<font color="#E5E5E5"> that I knew</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> that</font> then then then we<font color="#E5E5E5"> both would know if if</font> we knew now I've done<font color="#E5E5E5"> a lot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of politicians</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> over</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the years I've done people like like</font> Bill Clinton<font color="#E5E5E5"> who wrote me a lot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of great</font> material and<font color="#CCCCCC"> George W Bush I don't know</font> why the American people<font color="#CCCCCC"> are picking</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> on</font> me<font color="#E5E5E5"> I haven't done anything</font> but my<font color="#CCCCCC"> favorite my favorite</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> politician</font> by far was always Ronald Reagan who the hell are<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> you know I had a pretty<font color="#E5E5E5"> good career</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">considering the fact that I didn't even</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">finish college and</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a reporter</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> over</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the Times found out about this</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> and he</font> asked me point-blank<font color="#CCCCCC"> he said mr.</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">president</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> where you would drop out</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> said what he said<font color="#CCCCCC"> where you would drop</font> out<font color="#CCCCCC"> I said no no I</font> I was<font color="#CCCCCC"> caesarean</font> now Andy Rooney<font color="#E5E5E5"> of 60 minutes touches</font> all generations to<font color="#E5E5E5"> pass the present and</font> hopefully the future<font color="#CCCCCC"> and he's always</font> asking<font color="#CCCCCC"> questions a little</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> annoying at</font> times<font color="#E5E5E5"> but</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> always asking questions</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here's</font> a few<font color="#E5E5E5"> things that bother why do they</font> sterilized needles for lethal injection private kamikaze pilots wear helmets<font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> don't understand<font color="#E5E5E5"> that at all</font> here's something<font color="#E5E5E5"> else</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> if an ass in the</font> grass is a snake<font color="#CCCCCC"> then why is a grasp in</font> the ass of goose<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't get that at</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> all</font> if<font color="#CCCCCC"> you choke a smurf what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> color would he</font> turn if the OD on<font color="#CCCCCC"> viagra how would they get</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">the coffin lid</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> closed</font> these are things<font color="#E5E5E5"> to think</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> about</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> they</font> really<font color="#CCCCCC"> are</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> now Johnny Carson Johnny</font> Carson<font color="#E5E5E5"> you know a lot</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> of people think</font> that Johnny Carson came easy for<font color="#CCCCCC"> me this</font> is<font color="#CCCCCC"> not</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> true</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> at first I</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> had trouble doing</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Johnny Carson this is back in</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> 70s</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">and then one</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> day I was out of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the San</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Diego Zoo and I was looking at the</font> ostriches and I suddenly realized that's <font color="#E5E5E5">how to do Johnny Carson think of an</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">ostrich</font> what<font color="#E5E5E5"> Wyatt please a home run and a</font> triple<font color="#E5E5E5"> a first baseman's glove a</font> catcher's glove<font color="#CCCCCC"> and Dolly Parton my two</font> big<font color="#E5E5E5"> hits</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> too big match</font> thank you so<font color="#E5E5E5"> very much for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> being</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> here</font>

Channel: Elwood7519

Views: 3,475,010

Rating: 4.7151775 out of 5

Keywords: Comedy

Id: 78sSn3E_Vvc

Length: 5min 45sec (345 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 02 2006

Reddit Comments

[u/Pantsickle]

Seriously, yeah. And In a different sense, whatever happened to Rich Little during his formative years that made him so great at impersonations?