Rhabby_V's Insane Cop Story | GG over EZ CLIPS

[Music] let me tell you what my freshman summer do well it wasn't freshman year it was it was when you're done with freshman year and you're going into Sauk Murray or whatever that transition summer is so I guess between freshman sophomore yeah yeah let me preface this story with drugs are stupid all right so if you take away anything from this take away what Rob did at the time and drug your stupid and don't do drugs all right we'll go into this story now so here is this picture of my face I'll edit it right here look at that Wow rice sweet editing and I was like I'll tell this crazy College story why don't you describe for the audio listeners what the picture is the picture is me with a black eye on my right eye and I had like some road rash down the side of my face as well and I had no feeling in my thumbs for a little bit you figure out why you saw that in the photo yeah that's crazy yeah you could feel it too so anyways it's my sophomore year I must be about 29 1922 stupid just thinking I'm invincible in the world is my oyster wait you've changed yeah anyways so we're going down my buddy called Tim buddy Tim calls me he notices buddy Tim calls me he says yo bro got some acid I heard your parents are in London right now drop some acid and I'm 20 I was like word let's do this like whatever I'm 20 parents are in London what's the worst that could happen so buddy comes over Tim comes over and we go Tim like we've never done this before like how much did we take he owes Oh take three tabs I was like three tabs right oh and he goes three tabs now so how many of you think he goes five I was like damn dude whenever I hear like the crazy like kids who go to EDM shows that the thing like dude I dropped one type of acid it was lit at Bassnectar in like sick John like have fun man so we take these tabs acid bro and in about an hour we're just like listening to music did and also and just hit you do and it's like it was like no like the traditional like when you see somebody drop acid like it's good it's seriously like that man so we're about like an hour into it everybody's like kind of tripping out we're having a good time and like by a good time I was like I hate this like this is awful I want this to be over like because that's like all I was thinking and like when I was tripping that bad do time moved so slowly like I was like I want to be out of here I'm gonna be sober again this is awful and when you're like that's what your first time doing yeah exactly it's like my first time doing it and I'm like just tripping Moses to specify like your first psychedelic yes this is no actually no it's not I had done shrooms previously in college this college Rob all right wild wild kid do drugs wild kid so we're just tripping out dude and I'm like having a terrible time so I go into the shower all my clothes on dude and I'm just sitting under the shower like just spraying myself with water and I'm like I need this to be over I need this to be over I need this to be over and then also and I hear banging on the door and that like is freaking me out and it's my buddy Tim Tim is naked right now peeing down the hallway of my parents house just peeing and running down yelling we're all on acid so I go oh my saunas and I go and I go you know what there's no way this is happening like the there's no way Tim would be naked right now this is I'm just tripping out like this isn't real and then all sudden Tim who is let me rephrase this naked his butt naked runs out of my house he is now out in the middle of my neighborhood butt-naked yelling we're all on acid we're all on acid and I just said looking at him I'm liking like I'm just like at this point cuz like I had showered and all my clothes I just put on like a pair of shorts oh I'm on oh well I'm in a pair of shorts no I'm uh manda but so bye got shorts on you know so we ain't naked but we did we free free bone you're not free ballin out here but and I see Tim running out the thing I go there's Tim outside of my house naked yelling we're all on acid this is not happening so I'm gonna go chased him and bring him back in the house so I'm running after Tim while he's doing this I'm like dragging him back in my house granite I'm still tripping and then I'd see neighbors all out just looking all on the phone I wonder who they're calling right so I'm like dragging them back in I get him back in the house I get Tim back in and I Tim you've got to chill out dude I was like I think this is real like this is actually happening and then my brother Mitch is like terrified downstairs he's downstairs crying that while this is going on like this is insane bang bang bang dude guess who's at the door cops boom boom boom cops dude guess who it is cops we run out uh I Tim gone dude still naked dude I'd see like four cops just go running right after him and then I'm just standing in my house going I'm on acid there's cops in front of me and let me get preface this this is probably about two hours into like our trip to out this is all that took was to about two hours and it's like it's like broad day it's like 11 o'clock on a Sunday like it's like early how long is the trip like post class it depends on like how much you take a fight with that those three tabs I started tripping all day like at least like ten hours you'll figure out how long it was anyways so I'm just like looking that cop in front of me outside cop in front of me outside I go I make a run for it I don't know why at the time I made a run for it but I did dude and I'm an athlete all right cops in like a uniform and pants and shoes and like they're like heavy equipment dude they're not catching this so I'm hauling dude I'm like no one's catching me dude I'm going I'm like there's no way they're catching me and I'll never forget it's the only thing I vividly like remember from this whole experience I'm running I'm like I'm the fastest man alive I'm falling right now run run run dude and I gotta say I'm running running running and out of nowhere right here just right into this position and all of a sudden I just face first right into the ground they had shot a taser gun at me and shot me in the back with a taser gun no shirt or anything to kind of block the voltage straight on to my Bandai entertainment exactly so I'm running I lose all motor functions my muscles just all this is all I remember and then he looks like David Hasselhoff when he's a escorting spongebob exactly so that happens I go face first right into the concrete that's like how I have like the little kind of Mike Tyson esque scar right here and so at that point I had two prongs in me from the taser gun and I had about maybe four to five cops on my bed by like four or five cops like holding me down like you have the right to remain silent saying all this stuff and I was like 911 like not a weird dude like they have it all written in the police report like what I said was weird I was on the spot about 9/11 or something like that I was just like 9/11 like 9/11 and they're like I break out I break out do those four coughs ain't nothing for me I'm on adrenaline dude I buy the drug it was weird dude I was like so hyped to throw those like four cops off me boom running again seal it right back to it man they tase me again so the primaries are probably still back in here any so I think it's probably just what the the prongs when you shoot a Taser it comes off of the gun so I take my gun so like I was running with like almost like toilet paper like when you come out and it's like dragging on you like it was almost like that so I get tased again so now I have four in my back and now I have like nine tops on so like they're all like they're all on my back like pushing me down holding me down you think I was like the rock or something how how many people Anton taught me and meanwhile I'm not forget I was like on the side like this and like I was just looking at like a little girl who was like just watching I was like so I don't so like no but like a part of me was like this is still all a trip dude like this is all like if like what like this is wild and we're in the ambulance and they go do you have anybody we can call and I'm still going on about 911 it's saying in the police I've read it all it's so saying I'm like sputum by of stuff about 911 or something and then they go do you have a phone number and I say my mom's phone number like that and I roll up into the hospital they have you look like a like a garni thing or whatever like the thing they like roll him in and I was like going to heaven like when you do acid it's how you die it's how you pass on that's why they don't want you to do it because that's how you just pass on to your new life that's why the government stops it I swear that's what I was thinking and and then what I get nyla when I roll up into the hospital and like I'd like seeing the lights and all the doctors like looking at me and stuff I was like yeah you [ __ ] up and this is real you are in the hospital and then right is like I hit came to that realization dude here comes my mom rolling into the hospital just crying and then like because I was free balling and I'm like garni onto the fan you can like you can see the show right like so like this nurse bless your heart puts like a little like towel over me and I'm like I'm so kind of tripping at this point and I'm like and they had me like one hand is handcuffed to the top of the thing and like the others like handcuffed like to the side so I'm like a Chinese pretzel in the hospital bed and I'm like what's wrong with my penis like what's wrong with right there like nothing's wrong we just try to cover you man like okay there sorry thanks and then like my doctor rolls in and he goes acid huh yeah doc okay [ __ ] you just yes my mom's my sister's there who just loves drama my sister wouldn't show up for my bar mitzvah or anything like that not Jewish but she never showed up but she shows up to this Jesus cries like before I know my aunt's gonna probably roll up in here and Steve Harvey so dr. rolls in and he goes acid huh I go yeah he goes are you still true family no he goes you're pretty good liar and I was like okay yeah so he's like can I take out the prongs in your back cuz the the the police were saying they tased you so I got like take those out so like heroes me all over like a dead fish I'm over here like hooked like this and he goes whoa I've like never seen that before I was like what you talking about he goes you're the prongs are supposed to just like they're supposed to be straight when they come in he said that you're just like pulling out really easily the police when they like got on top of me had like bent them like into like they like made him hook cuz they like we're pushing it into my back so they hooked so the doctor was like and this is really gonna hurt like taking these out and like I didn't really feel anything or anything I don't get to just take him out I got it doesn't really matter like just take him out and then so I'm never you he was like really he's like can I take a picture of this like I've never seen this before I was like dude whatever just get these out of me doc and doc gets me out of them I'm in the hospital [ __ ] another hour and then they release me I go home a dad's in London calling me and it's like oh my god the next day we had to go around the neighbourhood and be like hey I'm sorry you had to see Tim like run out the house like naked like my bad I'm really sorry like we were on acid and we had to like go and apologize to every house and our parents made sure we did every house so and like I had that big black eye and the scar on my face and like are you okay I was like yes ma'am I'm sure you saw yesterday what was going down and then I'd like how to explain it all long story short I ended up getting 24 hours of community service for that right you only have 24 hours well the thing what happened was Tim's right you didn't get like well so Tim was naked right and we had charges of like indeed he had like indecent exposure on his so the courts appointed him like a like a public defender or whatever like the public defender's office took his case because he had like severe charges because we were like represented in the same case the they can't both represent us so the courts appointed me like a real lawyer like not a public defender like a lady who was getting [ __ ] done and at one point she was like why don't we just counter sue I was like yeah I was like yeah like why don't we limit and she brought that up in the like the DA's obviously alright 24 hours all right so man I did in my time over at the goodwill Wow yeah and that was my story about that and that like when people ask Mike what's the worst day of your life like oh the day I thought I was a 9/11 veteran and went to the hospital and got tased four times that's what I said like in the police monologue and I exclaimed I was a 911 veteran whatever that means you know what that's like I was gonna say I was going into the I still have it somewhere I've got in the police report it says I was going into the ambulance with my hand like like I was saluting like this just going like this yeah and I was like and that's why I never do anything like that ever again [Music] [Music]

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Length: 15min 32sec (932 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 02 2020