r/FNAFcringe - EVERYTHING IS SHIPPED

disclaimer my fnaf wrap yo yo yo listen up to my new rap i just got a freddy hat a hot girl singing okay we need to do this some justice i i'm gonna head off to the to to to the studio table and uh and drop some beats for y'all my flat rap yo yo yo listen up to my new rap i just got a freddy hat hot girl when you get some singing and a big piece of ass awesome music plays yeah my name is rapper 3000 i'll tell you story of freddy's pizzeria syllables or uh with a freddy gold and a hot fox so you're doing chica all day long with a huge dong and then the security guard named john gong puts his tongue in bun girl section [Music] i'm not reading i'm not reading the last line i'm not i'm not i'm not reading the last line man my face is getting hairy that means i will survive when this horrible embrace well good evening ladies and lastes and lasses i hope you're doing dandy final delicious today welcome to the click and today we're gonna look at something fascinating together we're gonna look at snaff yeah i used to play that way back in the day so this is like a nostalgia trip but bad enjoy what is that because he's old and worn out and smelly he smells like a wet sock with smell oh yeah foxy looking kind of foxy okay what do we have here yeah cheek out the chicken toy chica china mangle the fox oh everybody got like uh why foo we fight i guess is that the point here i don't understand this i don't under can someone explain this please i feel so old by the way if you like these videos please consider subscribing to the channel it's free and you can always unsubscribe if you could tighter or see my face enjoy and quickly to mention i have nothing against this fandom as a whole this is just reviewing the weird little parts of the fandom if the fandom is a big fancy nice house that everyone likes this is like that weird corner that the cat peed in so there you go enjoy john dre deb and scott jothan morph together with face app they look very intense a very sarcastic but still kind of sadistic smile hi there i hope you're doing fine you need anything is that funtime thanos yes indeed now santos hey for the new snap game we have a thanos animatronic oh snap okay okay i would get fired instantly stop looking at me like that foxy oh they got turned into real people and they're like blushy ah i forgot it's a stop they're horrifying it's scary it's supposed to be scary steven universe mets zero two and fnaf ah the crossover that everyone was looking for with prime just because two things are popular doesn't mean you have to merge them it's kind of like strawberry ice cream and ketchup both are awesome in their own context but together it's horrific and stop looking at me with a bagel ass i look at you with a smiley lash that's kind of funny though this just brings back the trauma of when i played this game no oh okay so it's a feet tickle machine that's what they're doing after they kill the security guard in the game they just go back to tickle each other's feet is that what the whole thing is about okay i don't want to think about this this is more horrifying than the game yes crappy um i always come back you can always do very inappropriate things shut up blushy this is not what it's about they're machines sorry sorry i am half me foxy oh okay why is the cropping so weird springtab x william afton oh so it's like a ship between the characters i suppose i don't understand what this is about i'm sorry i just i no i don't want to let's eat i mean this is pretty much just what the game is about when you when you die i i'm guessing they just devour you or something because nobody's like oiling them or something are they are they oiling themselves with the security guards five nights in alabama [Laughter] welcome to freddy's fresh spray paints oh my god i'm so full so stuffed and bloated of burgers i feel my belly rumbling and vibrating a lot and it's soft to touch come on my bloated stomach here comes the last burger this is just when things go out of business and they skip out on the freddy piece and just go to mcdonald's instead that is not a happy meal no i've heard that you found me handsome i just wanted to say thank you and you're all too cut i don't i don't know who said that please don't no no no no no no no no this is like when you get catfished on tinder five nights at freddy's we are wait oh yeah it's my little pony on five nights at freddy's the same thing here same okay okay here's the thing crossover things strawberry ice cream ketchup no yeah versus yeah i do not play freddy's i play roblox so so random this is just kind of young young people youtube seek out a video about fortnite like no no i play fnaf okay why are you here oh this one has your eyes yeah some things don't mix um ketchup strawberry people like us normal girls think snap is stupid we think it's life normal girls think chica is a boy we know she's a girl normal girls think toys freddy's fat we think he's okay the way he is this is like arguing against an argument that doesn't exist body positivity for animatronics trending on twitter right now normal girls fangirl over one d we fangirl at foxy normal girls only watch people play it we played with our hearts content normal girls will cut us weird we call us normal normal girls will cause idiots we call ourselves fan girls normal girls won't repost this we will repost this if you love snaff and not afraid to show it holy crap it's an indie game it's not it's not a religion at least i really hope so maybe something has changed over the since i did let's play sonnet back in the day every religion started off as a fandom of let's place you heard it here first folks yeah and the hearts connect via virus and then nigel is made apparently i don't who's nigel is that a thing i don't understand oh oh no no he's jealous so so they they are like flirty and he's over there being jealous because he wants to i don't even know anymore fandoms are always so fascinating it's kind of like here is a concept that has nothing to do with romance it's literally freaking robots being creepy let's make them dates ah fnaf springtrap in real life real or fake i want to meet springtrap i need to meet the afton's who saw this i want to see true fake that's not a costume i think it's edits i mean yeah it's like one of those 3am challenge videos don't call mcdonald's at 3am gone bad gone naughty gone wrong police called gone everything it's just the older happy meal like sorry sir we're closed oh everything has gone wrong but the dream i just had i woke up from a dream where i had naughties with thank you for over sharing this is kind of like when a friend texts you and they start describing the shape of their excrements when they went to the bathroom no one asks and no one ever will when you look at your old youtube videos and they are cringy fnaf videos you know i was gay once ah i mean ah i'm feeling the idea in this thing no wonder i made your deal fazzy no bones about it i'm gonna pay you a hundred dollars to freak off what is with all the crossovers uh hello hello uh welcome to your first night of security the job is simple and we have animatronics that get a little corky at night during closing hours something about a glitch and they start to serve customers all the time your job is to keep them distracted from leaving the building be creative and how you distract them always i'll leave it to you see on the flip side oh oh that's a different twist of the game that i never expected the animatronics get a little bit corky at night if you know what i mean what job what kind of job is this yeah i guess i guess uh there are no functional bathrooms in that shut down place so there you go animatronics are wearing diapers and that's where all the oil ends up that spills out of the engines i guess lore friendly fan art only fnaf fan i am afraid this game called fallout 4 is gonna tail fnaf force fame we need to stop that stop fallout 4. what because it has the same number in the name i don't want to be fallout 4 is a pretty popular game it doesn't need to steal fame from fnaf they are in vastly different categories and the name isn't even the same apart from the number does every sequel that has the number four needs to be cancelled now because fnaf has a sequel that's named for is that is that is what normal people see the easter bunny how we are both see the easter bunny oh how fnaf sees the easter bunny happy easter don't bring jojo into this oh no no they're doing all the crossovers five nights at jojo's nightmare foxy oh welcome sheep to my account fallback leader professional thought and i played a swedish until provoked mess with me you mess with the pack this is the kind of stuff where i expect the next comment on the timeline to be something my cousin can kick your cousin's ass oh no they are retweeting jake paul no did you swear i'm only seven years old yes i swore to be honest seven-year-olds shouldn't even be part of the fanaf community no offense and they shouldn't really have accounts either so i can't really be blamed if you hear me or other people swear yeah but nafta's really scared me huh i even have it on my computer p good for you a little kid shouldn't really be playing horror games even the ones which aren't scary i have only six subscribers just saying duh massive flex coming in just ow that hurt i get i get the feeling this subreddit is like a mix between just weird fan art and young people youtube that's like the mix we have going on here who will win a fight glygas or golden freddy oh the and the question the unanswered question of the universe before after died takes the shite out of your clothes i guess this is a meme that fnaf iv was afraid of fallout for was a rip off don't think you might care but i think this dude might have traced your art huh oh what a coincidence we just happen to have identical lines and mine was just released the day after yours oh what occurs to this i mean in some parallel universe maybe it is is not statistically impossible but it's very improbable yeah oh this is uh this is just uh this is just a lot of stuff going on and i don't want to unpack any of it come on come on don't ask me out don't be a chicken oh i don't know if you would bear with me let's run away for five nights okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry yeah come on let's put the blanket oh my god wha what's with the what's with the diapers they're animatronics not babies i i don't want to die why please forgive me christ you you killed us you got what you deserved nobody deserves to die i didn't intentionally kill you i just have these moments the role play is shitty the corky girl is like i'm not a violent person but sometimes my demons come out okay that's a red flag snaf rap dance cause i'm bored why why why and lastly i have three i have three questions for this for this creation why why and stop question mark you bet this is my halloween costume nice toes bro are you just an inflated fast bear can you even breathe in that thing i'm worried that this is not actually suitable it's like a balloon or something like wearing a plastic bag i thought it was something we're still teaching kids not to do don't what's the taste it's part of the human body in my opinion gotcha is making its way into this of course it is what's the tastiest part of the human body in my opinion ah the typical q a you know as as a fellow creator i can really understand the typical questions that you get sent by your by your quirky fan base like which human body part did you enjoy devouring the most oh i don't know it tastes like chicken all right here we go we got a video apparently i think we're gonna have to voice over this because uh it's probably copyrighted dancing in sassy oh yeah everybody's looking at me cuz i got their moves look at this i'm gonna bottle flip like oh it lands on the top oh my god holy [ __ ] oh my god oh oh the blow back from from the bottle oh my god the bottom flip and flaff oh i i'm stuck i'm s savage i don't know how but it feels like i lost more brain cells than i have left from from from watching this thing anyway that that is a perfect whole some note to end off this video i do hope you enjoyed it all you all you little lassos at home and if you enjoyed it please subscribe to the channel and click down below and i will see you in the next video take care

Channel: The Click

Views: 513,278

Rating: 4.9678345 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: NX58gjlxI2U

Length: 14min 56sec (896 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 06 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Ok-District-5720]

This was just........WHY!?!?

[u/CastOstrich485]

STRAWBERRY ICECREAM KETCHUP

[u/bonjour_person]

CHICA

NO NOT MY FOOD LOVING CHICA

CHNAGE THAT BIB RIGHT NOW

[u/Mario6416]

I ship Toy Chica with a used condom.

[u/spongebobemopants]

the only thing i wanna say is "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" done!

[u/Downtown_Soft3514]

Why people keep making those things

[u/Jessiee_0]

me, currently watching that video

[u/[deleted]]

I have been waiting for this moment