Revenge of the Milkshakes

hello I'm sweat slime and this isn't what I like to do around here I don't like to return to topics I've already covered even if I feel like the production value of the video is bad even if I feel like I overstated my case and I could probably argue it better now even when it's both when last I discussed milkshakes I thought I was late to the party I thought this would be one of those silly little controversies that everybody talks about for a couple days and everybody kind of collectively realizes wasn't really worth their time and forgets about it and then a couple years later we're like hey remember how we were all mad about milkshakes for a little while that was crazy and I thought by the time I got to it it's that process had played out and I was wasting my time but it turns out the milkshake controversy was just getting started things have gotten significantly more hysterical since then and I mean that in both senses of the word but let's back up and explain what we're talking about - anyone who's unfamiliar anti-fur activists have been throwing milkshakes at far-right garbage fuckers the garbage fuckers and the people who insist that they themselves are not garbage fuckers but for some reason are very concerned about the reputation of garbage fuckers insist that this is assault which legally speaking it is but come on man really and just when it seemed like milkshake based mass hysteria was dying down On June 29th at a rally held in Portland Oregon by the fascist Street gang the proud boys a journalist from quill at an ego received a milkshake straighten the dome piece the milkshake may or may not have contained cement and by may or may not I mean definitely did not we'll get to that later but he was punched and kicked so badly that he was hospitalized with a brain hemorrhage and then he was out of the hospital within 24 hours giving interviews like one does when they definitely absolutely have a brain hemorrhage now thought slime that sounds sarcastic are you accusing Andy no of exaggerating his condition what could he possibly stand to gain from that and no obviously not I'm not saying and Ino is exaggerating that would be very irresponsible of me to say without getting all of the facts what I'm saying is that it sure it sure looks like he is it does seem that way doesn't it I mean I'm not a doctor but it doesn't seem likely to me that someone could have a brain hemorrhage and then get out of the hospital and give interviews to Fox News within 24 hours that doesn't seem credible but it would be journalistically irresponsible to suggest that this is an exaggeration I mean you can see him getting attacked on video you can't deny that it was a violent attack I mean to suggest that he's lying about his condition you'd have to be the type of person who claims people are lying based on nothing but idle speculation now if it were up to me I would just believe people when they say they have injuries but if I did that I wouldn't be living up to an Dinos journalistic standards take for example the time he claimed a woman whose vertebra was snapped by the proud boys was lying because nothing because he heard some people laugh what by the way he also named her in the tweets about this subject so that she could be identified by the fascist thugs who had already snapped her vertebrae in front of him cool dude hey don't you think it's pretty weird that one guy got punched by an Tifa and made a hundred and eighty-six thousand dollars in a week for his trouble but the relief fund for the victims and families affected by the Nazi unites the right rally where three people died and 30 more were injured has made less than that in 22 months don't you think that's cool doesn't it make you kind of sit to your stomach a little bit don't you despair at the state of the world and you hear something like that almost like it's almost like I you know to me it seems like dishonest media frenzies over the dangers of anti pop make people more sympathetic to fascists and their sympathizers than the victims and the people taking a stand against them there's a certain narrative surrounding these events that nose attacks were part of a larger clash between an tyfa and just journalists in general that this was about silencing investigation and Ino was just peacefully walking around minding his own business doing his job as a real big boy journalist when antiphon monster man viciously assaulted him with milk and chemical agents silly-string and punched and kicked him clearly these maniacs are out of control what's left out of that version of events is that there were other journalists covering the protests that day who didn't get attacked or milk shaped no wasn't attacked because he was a journalist he was attacked because he has a history of daxing anti-fascist activists and exposing them to retaliation from fascists like the time he stoked fears of antiphon media collusion based on a bogus article written by his racist pal yone Lenihan who fucking who named this guy Tolkien this was on Colette the website that no works for and the journalists in this article were later put up on a hint list by the neo-nazi terrorist group Adam Waffen so it isn't exactly unreasonable that the anti-fascist protesters deemed his presence to be a safety risk because his whole thing is showing up the anti-fascist actions and trying to DOX people who then become the targets of the type of fascist thugs there they're trying to stop a lot of right-wingers complain that anti-fur activists sometimes wear masks but they don't do that because they're like ashamed of their actions they do that because if they didn't their identity would be public and fascists could just murder them I would think after eight fucking spider-man movies people would get that want to see what happens when they get outed take a look at this Twitter threat from an activist detailing how almost a dozen proud boys some of whom were wearing body armor showed up at her house to threaten her that happened the same day as the protests were know was attacked and if I didn't follow a bunch of anti-fascist activists on Twitter I never would have heard about it certainly wasn't headline news on Vox or CNN now if you hate violence as I do what is the appropriate response to someone showing up at your political action with the clear intention of exposing your comrades to dangerous and violent intimidation from fascist street thugs is it nonviolent to just let them do that if we're so willing to condemn a punch to the head directed towards the fascist agitator then surely we can spare a condemnation for the violence he is seeking to provoke to flatten this narrative and present no being attacked as random violence is willfully dishonest busted thought slime you think an Dino is a fascist huh you loony lefties will call anyone a fascist he's Asian and gay you can't be a gay Asian fascist for some reason even if in your professional career you perpetuate race is conducted by random anti-semitic fraudsters here's your first clue that someone might be a fascist or at the very least the fascist sympathizer if they show up at a far-right rally to keep an eye on the anti-fascist activists to collect information on them that they might later use to tattle on them to fascists that ought to be a red flag a red flag with a swastika in the middle now if you buy into the media hype about an tyfa you might think we ought to keep an eye on them maybe they're more dangerous than these prog boys and other far-right extremists but if you actually take a cool headed look at the numbers that's not the case did you know that antiph are responsible for very few the political violence related deaths in the United States in 2018 less than 5% the mainstream media doesn't want to talk about it because I made it up in reality antiphon responsible for zero deaths in 2018 the far right however are responsible for literally 100% of the extremest murders in the United States in 2018 now some part of you reacted with disgust to me saying anti-fog was only responsible for 5% of these murders then where is that anger for the 100% that was actually committed by the far-right anyone who takes an honest look over the landscape of political violence and concludes that the biggest threat to their safety is an tyfa is either a fascist themselves or more concerned with minor violence against fascists than with fascist murders i would call that a distinction without a difference does that mean Andy deserve to get punched I couldn't tell you I don't really care what people deserve that's between them and their God does that mean that it was a good decision tactically to punch him once again I don't know I mean it's certainly a propaganda win for the proud boys but at the same time I'm not so sure I'd be willing to allow my comrades to come to harm just to keep my enemies from making good propaganda either way I think it's a little rich for anyone to criticize these decisions from the relative safety of the sidelines unless you were there putting your butt on the line to protect people from the hipster Nazi crew it may be difficult to see how stressful and dangerous the situation was anyone can make a perfect tactical choice given a few days to think about it and the benefit of hindsight it's significantly more difficult to make these gametime calls when a couple dozen dickheads and body armor are chanting about throwing you out of a helicopter let me put it this way whether or not I always agree with the decisions they make I support our troops but that's fine you're so angry why are you so angry all the time why did you get angry why you just you just mad I thought this was gonna be funny I thought you were the jokester with your goofs and gaffes can't you find anything hilarious about this bloody street fight good news I sure can while the rumors and milkshakes were flying on June 29th the Portland police put out a little tweet about a random tip they received police have received information that some of the milkshakes thrown today during the demonstration contained quick-drying cement we are encouraging anyone hit with a substance today to report it to police the tweet seems to play into the hands of far-right provocateurs who have been trying to present a resistance to their activities as more dangerous than they are in a normal situation it would be a poorly worded in hyperbolic tweet but given the context when there's a history of aggressive action by police against those resisting the far-right coming into Portland it seems to suggest that there's a continuing problem that's just my opinion though I mean of course I'd say that I'm biased against the police is the big lefty anarchist boy of course I'm going to say that except I didn't say it Michel German a former FBI agent and law professor said it to a local newspaper in Oregon I mean I said it I read it aloud but I and he wrote it he's the one who said it you get you get it hey also did you know that sugar breaks down cement and stops it from solidifying sugar like the kind in a milkshake yeah ok but but they're not gonna put the sugar in they're just gonna use quick dry cement in water they're not actually gonna make it milkshake except oops wouldn't you know it according to Portland police they use soy milk let me just check I'm gonna go in my fridge I'm gonna grab some soy milk we're gonna get to the bottom of this yep that's got 5 grams of sugar per serving you know if you're gonna make up lies about leftists try not to include soy milk in the lies cuz that's something we're gonna disprove real quick it's it's something we're kind of experts on ok well it's a very obvious hoax but how are the police supposed to know that it's not like people were drinking with milkshakes except of course they were their milkshakes according to several eyewitnesses plenty of people were drinking these alleged cement-filled milkshakes but let's not let the fact that it's an obvious lie and also impossible get in the way of our fear-mongering right Ted Cruz right Ian miles Chung right Jack proboscis and perhaps my favorite one that I really thought would have been deleted by now but shockingly I just checked and it's still up Paul Joseph Watson retweeted this and it's got its a guy pouring into a milkshake Cup and it's got a blurry warning label and the guys like if he's milkshakes how come there's a warning label saying not to touch the substance inside the bucket but then if you like look at the warning label it very clearly is saying don't let babies around the bucket because they could fall in and drown not as this person suggests warning label about touching the stuff in the bucket so this is one of those what do you call them there's a word for this easily provable lie is this is a very clear falsification that you made up up based on nothing but I get that it's it seems hard to disprove Paul because you'd have to look closely at the photograph you were posting but you know what Paul let's forget about the lies you told about the milkshakes seems like small potatoes at this point a man was clubbed in the head with a crowbar that's no laughing matter you know I'm at a loss for words here I was laughing at this situation and look what happens there's nothing funny about this well actually there's one thing that's kind of funny about it which is that this guy started a fight that he couldn't win and it was given several chances to disengage and chose to keep fighting and assaulting people with his baton and then he got his ass beat and now he's very sad about it so that's kind of funny you know when you think about it that way see the thing is Paul jokes are kind of in the telling like the way I told it is funnier than the way you lied by omission you know maybe that's unfair to say it's a lie of omission it's also possible you didn't know that and that seems very likely to me because you're a bad journalist and bad at your job and look it's easy to laugh at the dim bulbs we're suckered by these obvious lies watch Paul you're so incredibly bad at what you do see it's easy but there's a reason that these obvious lies get pushed in front of everyone's faces there's a reason everyone from Ted Cruz the CNN was fooled into talking about cement milkshakes as though it was anything more than a hateful fantasy cooked up by lying Nazi assholes because if you push the narrative that anti-fascists are violent thugs hard enough that encourages people to sympathize with fascists right now fascists are in the streets murdering innocent people they're shooting up mosques in synagogues they're putting children in concentration camps stop making it easier for them by uncritically parroting right wing talking points put yourself in the shoes of the people on the frontlines of this fight not the police not politicians not the media I'm talking about the people putting their bodies on the line to keep your community safe from fascist scumbags who want to intimidate their opposition so they can run rough shot over minorities and if they lie hard enough they can convince people to kill their opponents on sight let if people responded to this garbage by saying exactly that the thing is there is no moral equivocation between fascists and the people fighting tooth and nail to prevent fascists from gaining any more power if the fascists get their way they won't distinguish between the people who were civil with them and the people who weren't so please don't play by their rules don't equivocate between fascists and anti-fascists listening the rest of the video is 480 far only if you're not anti fast stop watching ok here's my recipe for a milkshake that you can use soy milk coconut ice cream uranium a knife an actual wolf a drop of blood infected with the rage virus from 28 days later a ghost some fresh organic strawberries and other ingredients that are also very dangerous hey thanks for watching my video I made it for you and I hope you liked it if you did why not press the like button and also the subscribe button that would help me out a lot and you know what else would help me out a lot is if you went on over to patreon comm slash slots line kicked me a couple bucks you don't have to though only do it if you can I hope the I hope the air-conditioner noise wasn't too bad I'm still very sweaty but not nearly as sweaty as I was last time and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna turn it off cuz oh boy do I need it oh boy is it hot in here oh boy I'm still working on the June patreon rewards I would love to tell you that that's because I got I got delayed by a good reason but I didn't it's because of Super Mario maker too so if you became a $10 patron or more in June and you haven't yet sent me a brief description of what you want drawn or some reference photos of what you want drawn please do so thought slime editor all one word at gmail.com have a great day and these are our streets

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Views: 122,534

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Id: fRCLdzEB9uM

Length: 17min 36sec (1056 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 05 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/GibsonLexPaul]

Ngl that milkshake recipe sounds super good.

[u/SuperBlurryface182]

The info showing the Antifa members that got doxed, harassed and/or beat up by Proud Boys members is really telling. Reactionaries don’t give a fuck about political violcence. They care about political violence that affects them

[u/pm_me_better_vocab]

https://youtu.be/fRCLdzEB9uM?t=212

Sympathy for nazi who incites violent groups to attack people in their homes > sympathy for murder victims of nazis

I feel like this deserves a sidebar

[u/md5-]

I wish I could show this video to my boss and change his shitty, stupid mind.

[u/EnviroSeattle]

Really great shot of the old dude brandishing his baton.

[u/Omega_Haxors]

Oh hey I saw this one organically. I guess my frustrations with Fascists has pushed me into becoming a BreadTuber. That and Hbomb's amazing Lisa and Loss videos. Mmm.