Return to Earth… with Henge

bye [Music] live from a spaceship on the edge of the solar system it's late night with henge and here's your [Music] [Applause] sport foreign [Applause] [Applause] or as they say on planet earth good evening humans and welcome to late night with henge okay this week in space globra naughts have been exploring the newly discovered so-called sofa nebula in ic434 and they've made some excellent discoveries namely three lighters a peanut and an old 50p you know the really big ones might be worth something that yes the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs has made a formal apology after being moved to tears watching jurassic park elsewhere in the galaxy inhabitants of the agriculin colony arp 148 have realized that the air is breathable there after all they stayed in their spacesuits for 762 years but now admit that they were over cautious there are calls for more attention to be paid to the well-being of human astronauts aboard the international space station as many of them have developed a drinking problem [Laughter] [Applause] and the most hated star wars character of all time mr jar jar binks attempts to relaunch his career as a pop star [Music] wow well best of luck to mr binks on the relaunch okay so you might be able to see out of the window behind me but we are in the outer solar system at the moment yes you can see that we're just approaching uranus which is of course a gas giant that one never stops being funny on tonight's show ever wondered what it's like to be the last of your species we'll be interviewing the sole survivor of the great venusian apocalypse brother goo as he is just about to release his autobiography memoirs of the last venusian a very good book it is too and we'll be taking a look back at some previously unseen footage from our blue dot festival appearance in 2019 what a lot of fun that was but first we have some revelations about the origins of intelligent life on earth that some of you might find quite surprising role of 80. [Music] [Music] my [Music] i'm [Music] so and the following directions [Music] [Music] [Music] supernatural in the past [Music] information [Music] should be growing on the dirt [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] so [Music] a formally inhabited place as you travel across the cosmic clouds [Music] this universe is yours this universe is yours [Music] ah [Music] cheers [Music] [Music] [Music] so there you have it panspermia not just a theory we've been doing these experiments for eons and what a lot of fun we've had too next on the show we have a creature who's seen it all here promoting his tell-all autobiography a musician scientist polymath an unlikely sex symbol lone survivor of the destruction of his home planet last of his race master of base ladies and gentlemen please welcome [Music] [Applause] [Music] yes welcome brother goo welcome so congratulations on your book it's a blistering read you've had a very interesting life brother go so tell us what happened to your home planet billions of years ago venus had a delicious atmosphere it was teeming with life and now it's a noxious button flipping sulfuric stink hole so where did it all go wrong [Music] hey you so this catastrophic event this great venusian apocalypse was occurring and of course that's when we first met when we picked you up in our spacecraft mushroom one what was going through your mind indeed uh i think our audience will be very curious to know what attracts you to base specifically is there something in the venusian temperament that suits these lower frequencies [Music] wonderful and i feel the same way very often um and you're here today uh not just as the last of your species but also the sole surviving example of venusian organic matter i mean how does that feel do you get lonely uh are you and that's a very noble cause and praise be to brother girl for sharing his story with us memoirs of the last venusian is out next week check it out okay so now you can see if you look out there we are passing saturn on our way back to earth and it's time for us to take a little look back at a special memory we have from blue door festival last year the whole festival was a celebration of the anniversary of the human moon landing achievement which took place 50 earth years prior to the very day and so here you have it performing in the shadow of the majestic level telescope this is moon [Music] this show is about your very food we are here to celebrate you taking humans there bring it back and we urge you whenever possible look up there at the moon and enjoy its milky gorgeousity [Music] [Applause] however you find [Music] whenever [Music] [Music] me [Music] [Applause] [Music] germany you take some time [Music] socialized [Applause] [Music] april february take some time [Applause] [Music] is take some time [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] well i have to say well done humans for getting yourselves to the moon and back 51 years ago but also what have you been doing since then you've taken your foot off the gas you should be on mars by now your bunch of light weights anyway one thing we particularly admire about the human species is your creativity you would certainly not have been able to get to the moon without it this creativity can be expressed in so many ways from your music and visual arts to the way you use language or make discoveries about the universe in order to recognize the importance of creativity and also to stimulate the proliferation of creative activity in humans last year we set up an art exchange scheme at our live shows but first we ourselves made something this this comic book which we then made available for swapsies with anyone who bought their own artwork to a hen show okay and this is still available on our website if you want to buy them many beautiful artworks was submitted here are some of them now gorgeous look at that wonderful oh and look at this little cutie ah beautiful as human beings you've also had to get very creative in the ways that you look for exoplanets outside of your own solar system that are not always easy to spot these as they're orbiting very bright stars and have no light of their own and this dear humans is the subject of our latest single exo for which we have created a video using the very artworks that we were given by you this is the first single from our new album exo cosm and if you wish you can pre-order this album now at hengemusic.com while you are watching this lovely little video we're going to turn the room around in here and get ready to have a little party to get us in the mood for our return to earth okay hit [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] a planet flowers [Music] [Music] anywhere waiting in the darkness caused by tidal distortion data to be measured calculated and precisely a gift [Music] love oh [Music] [Music] my [Music] [Music] come on man humans this is your last chance for the boogie in space we're on our way back to earth we'll be there in just about half an hour [Music] off sideways [Music] [Music] obsolete [Music] [Music] looking out there we can see jupiter [Music] beautiful this time of year [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] we started with this wonderful song based galactica eight by ottawa [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] is [Music] [Music] sideways [Music] [Music] triangles [Music] is [Music] it looks a bit of acid [Music] capacity life to praise [Music] [Music] glory [Music] this is increase of acid an acid remix of impractic water by hand [Music] made by the wonderful ronaldo making noise and the glory of the lord [Music] so [Music] [Music] hello [Music] oh [Music] [Music] me [Music] yes get your hands in the air [Music] this is cpax asset crew [Music] [Music] yes [Music] you know [Music] it basically repeats this theme a lot but who wouldn't it's wonderful [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] do [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] this [Music] up yes and you're now listening to a brand new remix by pill testing of the brand new henge single exo one for all the techno heads out there back [Music] uh [Music] [Music] [Applause] so [Music] oh [Music] rock rock [Music] right [Music] do [Music] [Applause] uh [Applause] [Music] are we allowed to get a little bit funky [Music] um [Music] balls [Music] balls [Music] up [Music] so [Music] oh [Music] this is the wonderful attic um wow [Music] everybody [Music] up [Music] get out of my house get out of the house [Music] get out of my house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house [Music] get out of the house get out of the house get out of the [Music] house [Music] [Music] bye get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house [Music] get out of my house get out of my house get out of the house get out of the house get out of the house get out of my house get out of the house [Music] john okay humans you know this one [Music] [Laughter] oh sing along at home [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] we hope you've enjoyed your day in space [Music] we've been flipping long way [Music] you can see we're just going past mars now we're nearly home [Music] is so [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] uh [Music] [Music] around this new pioneers [Music] now here's what i want y'all [Music] [Music] is [Music] we're not far from earth now [Music] it's been a wonderful trip thank you all for coming [Music] we'll soon be approaching the moon on our way back [Music] humans your future is [Music] with commander-in-chief [Music] space pioneer [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] jungle are we going to catch sight of the earth soon looks very beautiful from space [Music] okay we as we hear the sounds of this dreadface you're ready to put your hands in the air as you catch side of the earth it's good to be home what a beautiful planet oh [Music] don't [Music] [Music] wow [Music] yes human beings you beautiful species blue dog festival beautiful festival as we get ready for re-entry here we'd like to show our support for journal bank prepare for re-entry demilitarized colonized [Music] [Music] are you ready for re-entry humans [Music] countdown to re-entry beginning ten nine eight seven six [Music] five four three two one good luck humans see you back on earth thank you very much good night you

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Length: 67min 46sec (4066 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 25 2020