r/EntitledParents - She STOLE My Baby GOAT

what's up guys welcome to daily dose of Reddit this is your host Zach in today's subredditizarre entitled parents alrighty this story that I've been admittedly kind of excited about reading is entitled bomb pisses off goat I'm a happily single 39 year old male I live in a nice neighborhood just outside of town my neighborhood is a single street with about two acres per household I still look like I'm 18 if I shave baby goats are called kids a little background for you these are the players entitled mom or kid thief me Deputy cool neighbors I don't know how many there are Sheriff two weeks ago my goats had two kids I don't know if you've ever seen baby goats in person but they are adorable my male goat Bruce is an Arabian goat and the female Lily is a fainting goat they had a male and a female the male is Sir flopsalot and the female is Esmeralda if I knew how to post pictures I would I obviously love my animals they actually did post pictures in the bottom if you want to go check it out my neighbors love my animals as well they feed my dog leftover steak any chance they see him outside their daughter visits the goats every day and has been so excited for the two new baby goats she named them yesterday was like any normal Sunday I usually take my dog for a car ride and then we walk in a local park for an hour or so my cell phone rang and it was my cool neighbors alerting me to a random minivan sitting in my driveway by the garage I live in Eastern Tennessee minivans are not too popular my neighbors were just letting me know that someone was sitting in my driveway I wasn't expecting anyone and I don't know anyone with a minivan so I told them that I didn't know anyone with a minivan and that I would be on my way back I was about 30 minutes away they rang back and said some lady got out and ran down to where I have my goat pen I have my goat pen split at the moment to separate Bruce from the kids and Lily male goats sometimes play too rough with their kids out of jealousy when I arrived home and pulled down into my driveway I was met by Bruce standing on the hood of a beat-up looking minivan also the sheriff and some police from the town were in my upper driveway parking area talking with some fat lady I parked in my driveway behind the minivan and asked Bruce what he was doing out obviously he didn't answer but but the fat lady came running over screaming at me that she was going to sue my parents and I needed to get them there right away the sheriff and police officers were right on her heels and caught her before she made it to me this may not be verbatim but it's what I recall you are in so much trouble that goat attacked me then it destroyed my minivan get your parents yeah this instance what the hell are you doing on my property sure is this your goat yes that's Spruce this lady claims it attacked her in her car when she pulled into the driveway to turn around my neighbors came out when they heard the commotion she didn't pull in to turn around she went down to the goat pan we have it on video I don't need to see that video if she did go down to the pin I'll also have it on video from the pen in from the house fat lady was sweating and starting to back up like she was gonna make a break for it backed right up into the deputy the look on her face was of absolute horror could you put your goat away no problem uh give me a few minutes and I'll get the video recording for the pin while I'm down there I put Bruce away and noticed that he had destroyed the fencing right by the gate to his side I also noticed that the gate to the kids side was Unchained and Esmeralda was missing I grabbed the SD card and ran up the hill screaming that I'm missing a baby goat where's my baby goat you dog-faced bench how dare you talk to me like that ma'am if you know Now's the Time to tell I don't know what you're talking about look at my fan it's ruins I'll need an ambulance after what that gosh done not what she said go did to me Bruce got out again and came charging back up the hill and climbed back on the hood of the van screaming his head off it dawned on me that maybe she put Esmeralda in her van but the officers were quicker ma'am open your van sir control your goat I'll try but his fencing looks like he beat it all up in anger I put my dog's harness on him and clipped him to the dog run she kept giving excuses why she won't open her van but we all knew the real reason she reopened her van finally and the stench just rolled out of it oh my God what is that smell scared baby goat crap dumbass you're lucky there are cops here you the goats ruins my new van you'll be hearing from my lawyer you'll get to speak to him after we get you back to the station cover I took Esmeralda back in check to see if she was hurt she wasn't just scared my neighbor's daughter carried her back down to the pen and I grabbed another panel to fix where Bruce broke out the deputy took the crazy lady away the sheriff and my cool neighbors came in to watch the security footage apparently she snagged Esmerelda and was coming back for sir flops a lot when Bruce broke out you could see her turn around and start waddling up the hill and Bruce charging right for her she got nailed right in the hips he got her again in the shoulder as she got up she shoved Bruce down and tried to get into her van but Bruce rammed her driver's side door he then jumped slash climbed on her hood and was tap dancing his anger out we replayed her getting nailed in the hip many times the sheriff was laughing we were all laughing okay that was a really funny story oh that was a good good one I really liked that one I give it the coveted rating of plus Ultra that's so stupid but that's such a good story oh they also said that they'll um release the video Once the sheriff gives it back uh so yeah check it out if you're interested because I am this story is called a father tries to shrug off my broken ankle because him going home and sleeping is more important than the damage to my leg not sure if this fully fits here but I'd say it's entitled to some extent but more just horrible parenting obligatory on my phone cast me at the time around 10 years old mom my mother big sis what a put BS but that wouldn't go down well and there's a bunch of other voices that I'm not gonna do right now because it's kind of hard to keep track of I'll just make up one as I get to them backstory to set the scene super entitled father and my mom had recently split up well he was kicked out of the house for reasons that's another story every Sunday in Winter my sister and I would play netball for our schools in Australia where I live it tends to get quite rainy but that doesn't stop us from going out and playing netball super entitled father on this day was trying to make half an effort to see my sister and I so he came to the Nepal courts to watch his play the netball Court sat a canteen basically a food vendor at the side for players parents Etc to buy food and Shrink but to get to it you have to walk up a brick slope which might I add has no grip whatsoever especially when wet super entitled father was a huge baby throughout this whole experience because he apparently had a cold and wanted to go home despite him being the one to make the decision to come here in the first place story time so this Saturday was particularly rainy parents standing undercover girls constantly wiping themselves down with dowels during the quarter and half times Etc I had been tripped by a teammate on accident while playing my game slipping and hitting the slippery court right arm first bruising it badly but at the time everyone was convinced it was broken we had one more quarter to go and I was bawling my eyes out because the pain begging to be able to sit out and let the sub in my mom looks at me with an apologetic look and tells me I I have to go back on and play if the team is to be full on court because the sub refused to go on because she had a cold I went back on and played the last 15 minutes then went back to my mom and sister my mom dried me off carefully and put super entitled father's jacket over me my sister helping me thread my arms through the baggy armholes my friend at the time who happened to be on my netball team was sitting and talking with my sister and I as she had walked back with us as she usually does before my sister's game as I cooled down from running around I get called and ask my mom if I can have some money to buy a hot chocolate from the canteen she caves and hands me some change in myself and my two companions friend and my sister are on our way friend is talking with sister and have walked a bit in front of me so I Quicken my Pace to match theirs only to slip and hit my ankle directly onto the brick slope as I rolled it I land back onto my bruised arm and start crying again like the little baby I was trying my hardest to find some grip I tried to roll over to my left side and push my body up so I could stay and only to fall back down again like a sad tortoise on its back while parents and kids just kind of stared my sister starts freaking out which is reasonable but Fran just stands there looking unamused and telling me to get up I'm trying a man sees me flopping and whining on the ground like a dying seal and offers me a hand which I gladly accept sister thanks him profusely before helping me back down to our mom I sit for a bit while my mom calls super entitled father and asks him to get over here and take me to the hospital because she was now convinced I had two broken bones in the span of 20 minutes super entitled father tells us to meet him in the car park because he decided it was too rainy and he'd sit in his car and wait my mom wanting to watch my sister's game as well agreed we got to the car park me wobbling most of the way this conversation ensues it was a while ago so not exact but same points take op to the hospital I need to stay for sister's game she needs someone there is probably nothing she's just bruised I'll take her home to rest no you can't be too careful she's in pain go to the hospital look mom's name I feel really sick and need rest I'll take her home and we could kill two birds with one stone mom clearly getting more enraged by the second fine I'll take op you can watch sister's game I want to be with my sister she's hurt are you sure you'll miss your game I don't care I want to be with Opie the conversation ends and my mom drives my sister and I to the hospital super entitled father close behind the parking is packed so we park about 100 meters away from the front we walk the first few steps but I can't walk very well on my own so my mom asks if super entitled father can carry me as she physically couldn't at that point uh why she can walk on her own she's overreacting again carry your daughter super entitled father's name she's injured and can't walk on her own if you just let me take her home we wouldn't have this issue fine I'll carry her because you're too damn lazy ah fine I'll carry her we get to the waiting room and I describe the pain and injury to the staff and they seem more worried for my ankle my mom is there helping me for the next 45 minutes while we're waiting to walk to the bathroom Etc while sister saves us chairs where did Super entitled father go you might ask well he stormed out muttering about how he needs to go home and how he is sick and whatnot so he goes and stands in the ring what a genius I go in get my leg checked out as well as my arm and find out I've got a break on my growth plate and needed to be put in a cast for about seven months with no pressure on that leg I get a swelling cast put on because my ankle looked and felt like someone put a stale donut under my skin I get the option to go out in a wheelchair to the car park which I gladly jump at the opportunity because I Loki wanted super entitled father to see me and feel at least a twinge of guilt we got out and super entitled father looked me in the eyes with the most expression and asked if we could go home yet yet you bet my mom went off at him for potentially making the break bigger and more damaging oh yes that's some quality parenting oh yeah you got a broken ankle just walk it off it'll be fine idiot this story is called entitled mom in a popular coffee store I've always had a long time curiosity as to why Karen's love buckstar not real name of coffee store this is an anomaly that will never be solved I guess backstory I do online school and wearing a band sweatshirt from the high school I went to the year before which is not in Pennsylvania but Florida this is important my mom dropped me off at buckstar for a little bit to get me out of the house because I'm inside all day she gave me some money and told me to get stuff done I get a drink and sit down to start my work now Mom did drop me off in the dreaded am hours so I guess it is understandable with the conclusion that plagued this species of Karen story and I guess cast um there's entitled mother me a high schooler wanting to graduate entitled kid crotch Goblin doesn't have a big role in the story employee Saint who knows me decently well I just got my drink and I'm on my laptop doing school and listen to my EDM playlist entitled mom and entitled kid sit down at a nearby table they seemed normal but I felt the burn of entitled mom's eyes on me and I struggled to ignore it dear God lady staring is rude I turn up my music a little bit to that glorious point where you can't hear the outside world because of this I didn't hear entitled mother trying to get my attention that is until I felt her acrylic claws on my shoulder and she pulled me out of my seat to look her in her ugly face of the carenius sapiens and some me when I talk to you why aren't you in school ma'am I am doing school quiet you are setting a bad example to my kid she looks at my sweatshirt where's that school I'll drive you there she tried to drag me out the door without my stuff and I yanked my arm away no I won't go anywhere with you but my mommy said go to school she's not my mommy but I am yaelda you have to listen to me no I don't before you interrupted me I was going to tell you that I do my school online that's a lie how do you know if it's a lie or not you have a school on your jacket I start to laugh stop laughing where's that school and I'll drive you there an employee comes over because of this lady's yelling what's going on here this brat isn't in school see her jacket has a school on it and she claims to be doing school online this employee has seen me here quite a few times and knows that I do in fact do online school side note um if you took out the in fact it would say doo doo back to the store she does I've seen her here a few times doing math and research papers we've talked a few times no see that sweatshirt that is a high school sweatshirt and I'll be driving her there man that's cool gestures to the logo isn't around here that's bull crap I get on my computer and pull up a map with the route from our current location to the school on my sweatshirt which is this far and it's a 17-hour drive the entitled mom's eyes go wide that's a lie ma'am I'm gonna have to ask you to leave what I'm a pain customer and so is Opie and you have been harassing her now leave or else I'm going to call the police the entitled mom quickly grabbed entitled kid and left the store the employee and I had a good laugh after she left it was amazing and I couldn't find the exact sweatshirt I was wearing because the marching band only sells them for a limited time during the year and I can post a pic of my sweatshirt because my phone is broken and my computer camera sucks that's something low is from Malcolm in the Middle would do um if you guys haven't seen Malcolm in the Middle it's an amazing show it's so funny it's so funny and it's got Brian Cranston but anyways um the whole oh my God I'm gonna take you to school that's just like something Lois would do except less crazy but she was a caring mother which is nice obviously this is real life so you can't really do stuff like that um but I think she was coming from a slightly good place at least maybe don't forget to like subscribe and hit that Bell to never miss an episode [Music]

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Length: 16min 0sec (960 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 10 2023