r/EntitledParents - Entitled Mom DEMANDS Bike...

hey everyone and welcome back to another video on the good night reddit channel and the r title parents subreddit with today an entitled mother attempts a hit and run because i wouldn't give her kid my bike if you guys would like to know what goes down during this video please do stay tuned also another thing before we start my cat is staring at me menacingly so if i die randomly throughout this video you all know why so i knew karen's are crazy but not this crazy so for some backstory i'm a 17 year old boy and i ride my bike everywhere and on this particular day i rode all the way to the other side of my hometown six miles away from my house i stopped by the mall to get myself some food because well obvious reasons when i got out of the food court the food court serves as small entrances too and got back to my bike i saw this middle-aged woman with the karen cut cheap sunglasses and tacky clothings with her kid a girl with shortish blonde hair who looked to be between the ages of 8 and 12 who seemed rather confused and excited at the same time they were standing right near my bike so i decided to walk over and find out why me hey excuse me what are you doing near my bike karen oh it's yours we were just checking it out ek has always wanted a bike me ah sorry it's not for sale it's my only mode of transportation at the moment i'm sure you can find something nice at walmart or target though karen we weren't planning on buying a bike we were hoping that you know you could give us this one i laugh she must be joking right why would she want this pink purple and silver bike that's literally falling apart no she she wasn't joking karen what's so funny i'm serious if you don't want to give it to us i might have to take it from you i laugh again as i get on my bike me sorry lady you're crazy go buy one and now screw off and leave me alone before i call the cops there's literally a police station not even a block away from the mall karen if you don't give us your bike then fine have it your way i ride off before she can get in her car because that sounded threatening and i was starting to get a bit scared of this crazy old woman she and her daughter who looked disappointed at that point get in the car and right as i get out of the mall parking lot and up to the crosswalk where i have the right of way i see karen's huge suv a black cadillac escalade peel out of the parking lot and speed down the street that i'm crossing fortunately for me she didn't actually hit me on my bike but she almost did literally only an inch closer to her car and i would have probably not been here right now she literally tried to run me over what the actual frick is wrong with her was she trying to kill me she screams at me through a window though no words just angry screaming and then she hits another car at about 40-ish miles per hour it looked like the people she hit were fine just shaken up and angry i didn't even need to call the police because i heard the bang from the crash and came over asap karen's escalade only had some slight damage on the front and the grill bumper and hood and that's about it while the car she hit a dark blue toyota prius was totaled one of the officers who showed up pulled me aside to ask me what happened and to see if i knew anything basically you know tried to get a statement from me i told this man everything after giving my statement the police i left the last thing i saw before leaving the scene was karen being pulled out of the car and her daughter being escorted to the sidewalk while waiting for a relative to get her all i have to say after this incident is just if you see a karen inspecting your vehicle slash modes of transport run take your stuff and run don't even allow the carrots to speak to you thanks for reading and i hope none of you guys ever have this misfortune of running into one of these foul creatures stay safe my fellow redditors thank you for wishing me good luck on my journeys of life uh you know avoiding karen's i appreciate that because i don't like them they suck my life you know kind of depends on reading about them but now who cares more importantly that is actually some decent like semi-decent advice if someone is inspecting your vehicle get in the vehicle drive away right away whatever it is just get the frick out of there book it my friend book it do not allow the character to speak to you because either way you're going to get yelled at so just take the beating and get the frick out of there ride straight home it may sound dumb but it is probably the best thing you can do given the situation yo first time poster pretty good so i play paintball with some of the pros at my local field and i'm nowhere near as good as they are but only one way i'm gonna get better right anyways they have their own special fields apart from the rest said exactly how they want it usually only them and people they invite yours truly and a few others get to play there we mostly play on saturdays and there's usually plenty of people for the renters to play with but this time there was nobody but us and some kid with about 11 to 12 the referee walks over and asks the i guest group leader or the pros if he minded him playing with us he says that's fine and the kid comes over not super interested in what we're talking about just sat on his phone we eventually head onto the field after a while and we break into teams three two one go if you don't know how the pros play the second the whistle is blown the air is alive with fire you gotta be very fast to get the cover or you're out immediately the kid didn't know that i hear him whine almost as soon as we took off and he stepped out like he was supposed to but look kind of paddy sam repeated the next two games i don't know why he didn't learn and after the third he throws his gun down whining about how he hadn't even gotten to shoot and our team captain told him you know calm as anything hey bud it's okay we all start off bad and just run quickly and when that didn't cheer the kid up hey kid wanna play with my gun now i have a pretty basic tippy man gun customized with fast trigger but some of these guys have thousand dollar guns this dude has an sp shocker xls a really good gun with custom upgrades that drove that gun's value to about two thousand dollars and the kid smiles and trades the next game starts and the kid actually manages to get to cover only to get shot a few seconds later he screams throws the dude's gun aside and runs off the field we stopped the game to make sure the gun was okay thankfully it was and decide that it's time for a break once we're out of the field we are greeted with a typical karen did you man children hurt my son she sneers yep i did respond to dude who'd gotten him out why because that's the idea says the dude confused attack yeah but why'd you hurt him better question interrupts the dude giving the kid his gun why'd your kids throw my gun my two thousand dollar gun teach the kids some damn manners iam rounds on the guy furious what did you just say to me she banshee shrieks and then she turns to the raft i want these men banned from the field now or i'm suing now the main guy of the group he's a 50 year old guy and he was in afghanistan for about 8 months he doesn't take crap from anyone listen here woman he yells you brought your kid here to get shot at he did period either leave him here to continue getting shot at or let us enjoy our game you should be glad this dude isn't making you pay for any damage to his gun teach that kid some damn manners i guess ian realized she wasn't gonna win because she just gathered up her kid and laughed me and the guys still laugh about that to this day sorry that it was so long i'm actually really confused with this story because i thought it was something about baseball but like it's paintball which is really cool because paintball is awesome but at the same time it's so stupid to bring your kid into a paintball site that's 11 to 12 nonetheless if they're not expected to get shot at like you took this kid and to this paintball site right what did you think was gonna happen he just gets a max ammo out of nowhere like sorry even with cold war coming up it's not the same first of all you know the drill english is not my first language and i'm on my phone so i'm really sorry for any errors and if you see one please tell me so i can edit it dia well this is something that happened to me when i was a dumb seven to eight year old don't work the same i was going to a very religious school in my neighbor's city and i hated every bit of it they obligated me to believe in something that i never believed and still i don't they taught me that women are always wrong and that men are the only ones who could be strong and free to do whatever they wanted and stuff like that but in the past i was in a much worse school in my town so i at least thought that this one was better however thought everything was awful i had some friends and i was very close to this girl her name was emily if i remember correctly she was a sweet person and you never judged me for anything and was always caring for me and actually she became the one of my only best friends in my entire childhood and here's the thing the problem and the why of this post i have an autistic spectrum and at that time it wasn't confirmed but everybody supposed it since my way of talking walking and even behaving and how you may suppose already yeah almost everybody in that freaking school believed vaccines caused autism and that i was poisoned by satan and that included emily's mum she was kind of mean to me and didn't want me around our daughter but the thing is that emily was very shy so i was her only friend and she didn't want you know her to be sad so yeah she never obligated me to be away from her until one tragic day emily had some anger problems so she was taken to a psychologist where after a lot of time they discovered that she also had autism like me and that's why she had trouble making friends so you can already guess what happened she screamed at me telling me that i was a sinner and that now her little baby girl was infected by satan and that it was my fault and blah blah blah blah blah i really don't remember all of what she said and at the end of it she stopped screaming at me because her husband stopped her he was a much nicer dude and didn't believe that vaccines caused autism or that it was contagious and took her away at the end no one believed me and when i remember it just feels unreal to believe and know that people like that exist and how lucky i was to go to another school after that i find that ridiculous the fact like i agree with you it's so unfortunate to think that those kind of people exist in our world and it really is because just think of the society we could be without all of this just toxicity from these terrible people like i'm not 100 certain because i haven't officially looked into it but i am nearly 98 certain that vaccines do not cause autism and i know there's gonna be someone in the comments who's gonna tell me off for that but that's just a plain fact and i know over half of you guys can agree with me on that in the end i'm just really glad that you were able to move to a different school and get away from this toxicity because in the end that's probably the best thing you could have done given this situation all right and with that out of the way let's move on to the next story so this only happened a few months ago when i made the mistake of letting my mother stay at my end girlfriend's house either ah you're back with another story i see we've got a reoccurring situation with this person on this channel and i love it because these stories are awesome and they are always always good anywho i did so in hope of her being less of a well uh fork and of hope of her helping out at least a little bit well the outcome was the exact opposite eva and i both play electric and bass guitar i played for three years though and i'm still new to bass either four me playing guitar doesn't fit in well with my mother's dreams of me playing mozart or beethoven on piano which she forced me to learn for some about two years now i never really enjoyed playing piano or keyboards though i really enjoy playing guitar my mother thinks that guitar is an instrument you don't need any talent to play which is bullcrap and that neither the instrument itself or music is cultivated enough she has no say in things like this because the only things she ever could play are my nerves anyways my mother would always complain about either me or even playing despite the fact that it was always other than one instance during the day while my mother would usually watch tv until early morning hours which didn't fit in well with eva who had trouble sleeping at the time it was loud enough to go through closed doors whenever either of us told my mother that she has to turn the volume down she only did so just for a while then she you know put it back up or worse would disrespect eva one night eva had just enough my mother wanted a war so she got it i was asleep but from what i was told eva asked my mother to turn the volume down she told her something along the lines of you not to tell me what to do this was at some about 11 50 pm so even knowing that my mother hates when she plays guitar did what she told me she wanted to do for a long time play two minutes to midnight at 11 58 pm and this was just the perfect opportunity so at 11 58 i was waking up and just a while later my mother was already banging at the door next to the bedroom and i want to politely tell my mother to screw off because she never listened to us when we told her to turn the volume down and i figured out eva's reasoning me please em stop it and go away you never listen to either of us em and why should i i'm your mother and older than her it's not even that loud me just keep quiet during night and this won't happen again an interesting argument and a few minutes later eva finished the song and left the room to walk into my mother berating her for being loud and disrespectful m how dare you play that thing during the night you know i hate it you're so disrespectful me the only one being disrespectful here is you all we wanted you to do was to keep quiet and you didn't now you're insulting huh either i mean i never insulted you over watching tv i always politely asked but you always insult and disrespect me em so what i don't know what's so good about those talentless sounds it's just loud and annoying and don't you talk to me like that either still far less annoying than you being a rude and envious female dog who has no freaking manners m how dare you you little slur that i can't think of a replacement for she attempts to hit eva but i hold her back me enough both of you stop it or you can both freak off i said it intentionally this way to make my mother think that she got away and to keep eva from saying any more true things meant especially to you know take off my mother after my mother left to her place in front of a tv i made clear with eva that i didn't mean it towards her and my reasoning she then asked me if i mad at her for what she told my mother and i told her that it is why i love her i kicked out my mother because of an unrelated incident just a few days after i was just about to add at the end of this story as well i really hope like you can kick her out of that house sooner or later because she's she's a woman who has children she should have her own house by now like i'm sure she can get a job or something but you did say you kicked her out so i'm curious where she actually went to my guess is to rent an apartment anyways who stole my cake you did not disappoint me thank you for the story yet again me equals me md equals my dad and edie equals the entire dad f1 friend one f2 friend two okay so this was a few months ago in like june or july and i would go hang out with my friends like every day at this park near my house and it had some houses which went right to the park this was important later in the story so one day i couldn't find my friends so i asked a kid about seven to nine if he had seen them he says he might have seen them over one way and i look up and find them and we go back to the park that kid from earlier had started lining up sticks against a tree making a fort of some kind and this wouldn't be a big deal except he had taken my friend f1 stick he takes it back and the whole fort collapses his dad storms out and this man was wearing a blue shirt and he looked like a blueberry he walks up to me me specifically and asks ed hey kid you got a dad at home me no he's at work edie we got a mum at home me yeah why ed how would they feel if i dragged you home by the e and had them beat you for what you did to my son's fort me starting to realize what's going on i didn't do that i was asking your kid for direction ed that's bull crap you douchebag throw the hell home he had thought when i had asked his kid for directions i had knocked down his fort so i go home and tell my dad who got home from work what happened and he decides that he wants to talk to this guy md hey so my son comes home with tears in his eyes telling me you yelled at him for no good reason edie oh well at this point he's stuttering and sweating because my dad is much bigger and stronger than him he destroyed my son's floor floor for fort blah blah blah random bull crap he's making up on the spot oh that was great that was that's the best typo i've made all year md look man that boy is 12. i'm very tall for my age and look older than i am md you don't get to call my son a douchebag for something he didn't do edie yes sir i really don't know what he said after this point my dad leaves satisfied and apparently f1 and f2 who were brothers by the way told me they had had multiple run-ins with this guy telling me that at one point he had even grabbed the collar of f2 the younger brother's shirt and lifting him up again mad at him for something he didn't do geez what a douchebag like i feel like the only one who is a douche in this story is the entitled dad but i might be wrong well i'm not but yeah more importantly i'm glad that your dad was like you know more than happy to come give him a talking to because a lot of parents would just be like ah it's fine it's probably just a one-time occurrence suck it up you know but this dab was just like you know what i'm gonna go give him some i'm gonna go give him some talking to which i really like about this story because that just put the entire dad in his place because now guess who's the one shaking in their boots okay so this happened about two minutes ago and i'm still infuriated he's always been a horrible parent but this took it too far also mobile formatting blah blah blah so i was in my room playing call of duty black ops on my playstation 3. when my little sister came in and told me that she made a few hot dogs she then asked me if i wanted one so i accepted we both walked to our kitchen to get one but then my ed noticed oh wait i forgot to introduce the cast me someone who still uses a playstation 3 it had better games than ps4 and probably ps5 in my opinion ls little sister edie the deep crap trying to ruin my life and also some fat boomer who lies on his bed doing nothing all day wait where was i oh yeah i was at that part e.d come here i have something to show you me who didn't know what crappy out of his sleeve walks over to him he then proceeds to show me a video of a person putting a dead chicken into a meat grinder making all the meat come out and then taking the bones feathers and claws out of it edie this is what you're eating do you like it me yeah edie there's poo in there me well they process and clean the meat first before shipping it over to canada so i don't know where you got that idea from eddie realizes he can't get to me stop eating a single hot dog from a halal brand so he starts making gross noises eddie blogger a series of loud snorts yuka plagia continues for a while i think those i think those you know sounds were rather accurate huh you guys rate my uh pig sounds 10 out of 10 in the comments please i beg there's a mosque near our house that often hosted potlucks yes i'm muslim so i decided to bring that up me who was so ticked and livid they sell these at the mosque you can ask everyone there and it's just a hot dog so why are you talking about this remembers my mum told me that he ate a chicken's head a long time ago and you eat a chicken's head whole and i apparently can't eat a small hot dog edie then tries to show me that video again so i just walked back up to my room without saying anything no remember when i introduced the cast and i said something about him and here i am in my room typing this i don't know if i was the uh you know douchebag here and this probably sounds fake but here it is you also made it this far congratulations take the thing that my ed hates the most three hot dogs it's a bit stupid if he like ate a chicken's head whole but he's complaining about you eating a hot dog i swear some people just they don't have a good mindset like this ed what was he trying to obtain by showing you this video of a chicken getting round up like does he think we don't know about it and we're just gonna suddenly go vegan because if it look like yeah they ground up chickens they kill them they eat them that's what happens that's how we get our meat but i really don't know man i personally am really confused at the part where he's like trying to uh you know explain why it's a bad thing but at the same time you mentioned that he ate a chicken's head whole whilst it was alive i think so i don't know man sounds pretty scuffed to me and that's it for today's episode on the good night reddit channel if you guys did enjoy please do hit that like 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Length: 20min 40sec (1240 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 25 2020