Rent-a-Girlfriend in a Nutshell

rent a girlfriend in a nutshell this show is pretty wholesome it's about this guy named kazia fun fact he has a girlfriend so he does what any guy would do hops on only fans and wait hold up what is this rent a girlfriend is this like an app for prostitutes and if it is why the [ __ ] is it for and up it's fun for the whole family come on bro you're better than that just go to the gym and forget about it oh he bought one this is cheesudu and no she's not a dirty no no doer she's basically a fake girlfriend for this dude to send four and i mean this is the best girl of the season so like the gentleman i am i'm gonna treat her with the utmost respect [Music] but hey their date is going pretty well it's really cute holy sh she asking for money so after he gives her a small loan of his entire allowance they go to the aquarium he tells her some stupid fact about a fish and she gets all impressed bro i know she's nice with the acting there ain't no girl that gets turned on off of fish facts hey say you're sorry to billy the fisherman they hold hands and i know for a fact this boy ain't washing his hand for months he pulls up on the review page and let's just say he's not her only fan i know y'all like that wordplay even with this knowledge he still books her again and plot twist that wasn't his allowance that was his [ __ ] daddy's money even better all right now don't get me wrong i love kazia but let's just say he's the president of the soy boys in his room he's all mad at shizuru and ready to roast her and then this is him when she pulls up boy if you don't get they pull up to the hospital to see his grandma and bro even his parents think kazuya is sorry with the ladies joke's on his dad though that money you worked hard for yeah your son's been using it on only fans got him i i think he tells them that cheesy do is his girlfriend and they all can't believe a soy boy could pull that off and now my boy is on campus oh yeah these are his bros kazuo might be kinda sorry but i'm sure these two guys what's wrong with you looks like cheesy also goes to his school and yeah now she's 13 out of 10. and their neighbors dang bro my boy taking some serious w's p.s i'm not going to play the audio but just know i think the opening slaps looks like he's going to rent her every wednesday because that's when he visits his grandma hey this is a pretty cute break screen wait hold up why did i just hear a moan hey uh what was he doing under the covers look little jimmy he was just playing trashcan ball that's all oh i love basketball dang bro not gonna lie his ex is pretty fine but i'm gonna keep it real at nine out of ten oh so uh oh looks like this [ __ ] is crazy eight point nine out of ten kazia and cheesy do are on a date and the boys see them which is another elf for her hold up is this show really using the corny slang i use man this whole show 30 out of 10. after finding this out the boys are dying to tell him something i'm feeling either i'm so proud of you bro or make sure you treat her like a princess what's it gonna be i'm honestly fascinated by this guy he's really out here giving a pep talk to his dingaling while he pees they going on a little beach trip and mommy is there oh oh she's standing in a corner making creepy tweets i told you this was crazy the both of them reminiscing on the past turns out khazia told her he wanted to have enough kids to fill up a soccer team you horny [ __ ] mommy and kazya have a little no-no time and he tells the gang him and cheesy do are probably going to break up wow looks like all his friends took it pretty well hey this guy's spinning some pp bars i like it honestly bro kibe is kind of a legend wait why you gotta roast his hairline like that it ain't even that bell [ __ ] never mind nothing crazy happened i just saw this clip of her and now she's a 14 out of 10. fair enough kibe does more real homie stuff and gives the two of them tickets to this chill fairy thing this is the last date after this there shall be no more only fans shenanigans i know y'all like that one shut up bro you're annoying shizuru is feeling seasick and she falls off the ferry kazuya mankasia levels up on us my boy goes from soy boy to soy balls he saves her they do some no-no and now she's blushing like crazy i guess sims can win at life too huh [Applause] yo do you all guys see this do y'all see how she poses i'm gonna have to give it to him that's a 15 out of 10. my boy is back in his room hey he got sent some pictures nah man like i said he's a changed man he's not gonna what's wrong with you what's wrong with you bro they don't even allude to what's going on they make sure the viewer knows what he's doing wait what is he doing your little johnny go to bed all right now that only the grown-ups are watching the craziest thing about this scene is that my boy actually gets pnc because of this session he realizes that he has genuine feelings for chijudu wow that's so romantic they even make sure to put that tissue on the break screen swear this show too cultured he sees her in public and yep looks like he's still a member of um um oh they had some massage plays but both of their grandmas put them in a room together man y'all want some great grandkids so bad things are awkward but it's all good he's making her laugh probably told her some super clever joke ah he just drank some soy sauce stupid and now they sleeping together wait before i get too excited they sleep together 20 20 style so it turns out this absolute chad curry has a girlfriend and also this show lets us know about his um hobbies you what and this is his girlfriend um yeah i think curry just spent his entire allowance she doesn't believe that khazia and chijudu are dating and she tells them to kiss to prove it bro is my boy about to take the fattest w of his life bruh it happened it actually happened well shut up and look at this [Music] and yeah she's a rental girlfriend too yeah i know big shocker looks like my boy is taking an actual dub ruku wants to date him for real but if he refuses she'll tell everyone he's a premium only fans user and then we find out ruka's backstory man this show is so fire looks like they're testing the waters and actually dating oh [ __ ] he can hear cheesy taking a shower next door look bro just listen to some music or go outside it's not worth wow this guy sure wants to play basketball for me my personal goals is to win championships i want to be the greatest of all time and that's just my mindset and the kia nba most valuable player goes to kenzo [Applause] as time passes so many events unfold our soy boy almost gets finessed private rooms are rented no no stuff happens soy boys take some dubs girls get pressured and our soy boy doesn't do [ __ ] ratings get changed more no-no stuff happens some knowledge is dropped on our heads totally you what and soy boys realize who they are [Music] but after so much time passes kazuya finally mans up and he tells chizuru how he truly feels about her and with that the show ends not gonna lie that was a perfect day hold on there's a bit more at the end what do you mean what else is he gonna say [Music] please like comment and subscribe [Music]

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Keywords: Rent-a-Girlfriend, Kanojo, Okarishimasu, I'd like to borrow a girlfriend, Kanokari, meme, memes, parody, funny moments, anime, in a nutshell, commentary, first reaction, review, episode one, ep 1

Id: gpr-CXxmbk0

Length: 10min 10sec (610 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 07 2020