Remote: Conan Visits the NBC Stores - 10/15/2008

of course the big story these days probably bigger than the presidential election is the financial crisis we read about this every day and don't boo the financial crisis that'll show that crisis that's what we need to be doing all this time enough with our economic plans that choice should boo it that's what should happen no here's what we keep reading the Fed the federal government keeps injecting money into the economy every time you read about a solution it's there injecting more money into the economy and they say they have to do it to jumpstart the economy well I was thinking why are we letting the government do all of this why are we sitting around waiting for the government to solve this problem don't you think as citizens it's our duty to do the same thing get some money into the economy so I had this idea today I had this idea that maybe I should spend some money alright I have a wad of cash here but I have the one of cash please this is $400 [Applause] [Music] that's $400 in singles okay I was gonna go to a strip club that's how I usually go I got 400 in singles here this was we were saving this for the interns pizza party but screw them right what have they ever done for me except work for free now there are a bunch of stores downstairs in the lobby here at 30 rock that I think could use the money all right and I thought I could spend the 400 downstairs and here's how it's a win-win I thought I could buy something for the entire studio audience here I need you know because I think it's 200 people in the audience that's a lot of stuff to carry I thought I should get someone to help me so I'm gonna go look around and see if we can find somebody here who will help me nice try but the way they're playing against the Rays I can't take you about this guy right here this guy wants to do it stand up sir come on out here what is your name sir Jason okay where're you from Jason Pennsylvania okay like what you're wearing - its we got a western-themed and you're also look at that those are some baggy Flair's you got going on there I wasn't sure you were wearing shoes will you come with me and help me get something for the audience all right let's do it nice nice all right we're going this way and no is it rays I don't you said your name is Jason it's Steve right okay Auto here's what we're gonna do Jason you're gonna come downstairs with me hello huh let's tip the pages on the way hello little something for you as well just the girl okay here we go let's go downstairs now we're gonna get some stuff for the whole studio audience okay is it weird for you to be alone in an elevator with me can you smell me right now there's a little camera right there wave to the people in the audience [Applause] anything hear me just come with me hi everybody how are you good to see ya huh a little something for you yeah right this way folks good to see ya how are you right this way it's bill right chocolate shop look at this now maison du chocolat audience like chocolate I bet you the audience likes chocolate they let chocolate I hear screaming let's go hello how are you oh wow these are free samples could I have 200 trays of free samples please these people you know what these are free here help yourself Jason hmm that's good tell me about this what is this this is free 20 bucks how much I've got four hundred dollars here what is this how much is this fifteen dollars what are you talking about fifteen dollars for this little box of chocolates see the box little beautiful box you visible to people bucks these people want chocolate we gotta get the economy going this is a lot of money here smell that dough all right what do you say fifteen dollars really someone do the math what's 200 times $15 anybody why were you able 3,500 hi hi how are you good to see you sir come on Brian late night with order bright isn't my pal Jason yeah all right and how about this how much for this cup of hot chocolate eight dollars for a cup of hot chocolate in this economy are you out of your mind hi how are you good to see you which is selling their hazelnut how much for one of those eating a dollar eighty for this okay a dollar eighty there you put that back no one's gonna notice just push it up a little bit just push it up and just put it right back in there good to see you sir what's this brush for shine the chocolate okay very nice it's um where's my pal $1 84 chocolate that's kinda crazy where do you live where you from retreat Wilkes burry would you get away with a dollar 84 chocolate and wilkes-barre that even work yeah that's insane hold on one second there's a nice little store down here that might be good they've got look at this a lot of souvenirs and stuff audience likes souvenirs hi how are you good to see you excuse us sorry hi cameras look people we're running a lot of illegal immigrants trust me if you don't want to be on camera stay out of the way if you're wanted for any crime stay out of the way all right what do we have here these are all buttons mugs how much for this mug 1099 what is your name Marissa nice to meet you it's my pal Jason right here let's see what kind of things do you have here oh you have look at this I Love New York pajamas yeah Jason do me a favor try this on see if it's the kind of thing you'd like in the audience can you put that on fast is it okay if my friend tries this on that's all right you sure okay you have nice stuff here look at that they have picture frames cabs look at that little Statue of Liberty how much for this Statue of Liberty okay 1499 two hundred people that's over $65,000 what do you think that looks good what is this thing [Applause] we might need a changing room in case he wants to try other things let's what seems good playing oh how much for a little mr. Matt little mr. Matt guy how much is that tonight how much 1019 1099 for the little Messer mett guy here that's about ten bucks right there [Applause] oh this way hello everybody how are you hi good to see you how you doing how are you hi it bounced [Applause] so Jason we're outside in New York I'm gonna have Jason hold the money so I don't get mugged this is what you don't do in New York hold it up high and go yeah I've got money say no one mugged me I've got money hey Magnolia Bakery best cupcakes in the world let's go get hey audience like cupcakes oh it smells good in here tell the audience how good it smells no love it smells amazing here we're gonna buy some cupcakes here sir Tommy how much for 200 cupcakes whatever you say really I've got about 380 dollars left they threw a lot of it away can we have 200 cupcakes for my audience yes hey folks we're gonna get cupcakes for the audience right now everybody amazing show tonight then you're going to be sitting under Bill Murray's on the show from the mute MW pole degrees on the show you forget Ray LaMontagne is on the show [Music] [Applause] [Music] before we go any further we have so much show tonight before I go any further I would like to thank a man I just met you met him the same time I did Jason Kramer mana coke Pennsylvania Jason you good man you're not gonna get far wearing your I Love New York pajama top around Manhattan as for the cupcakes where they're bringing them up right now they're getting them ready and there they go they're getting them ready and everyone in the audience is gonna get okay is it good from Magnolia Bakery that's a fantastic place I think they're giving us a little bit of a deal because I think I was a little shortchanged I think I threw about a hundred and forty dollars at random people

Channel: Conan Fanatic

Views: 463,610

Rating: 4.8049874 out of 5

Keywords: Late Night, Conan, Remote, Abe Vigoda, NBC

Id: qL6j8xi9so0

Length: 12min 3sec (723 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 27 2018