NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I'M HERE WITH REGGIE WATTS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
NOW, REGGIE, YOU AND I HAVE WORKED TOGETHER FOR MORE THAN
FOUR YEARS, NOW, AND I THINK IT'S NO EXAGGERATION TO SAY THAT
YOU ARE THE MOST ELIGIBLE BAND LEADER IN LATE NIGHT TELEVISION. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU'RE GOOD LOOKING, YOU'RE STYLISH, YOU'RE ERUDITE, YOU'RE
GOOD FRIENDS WITH ME-- WHICH SPEAKS VERY HIGHLY OF YOU. >> Reggie: THAT IS TRUE. >> James: BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU
WORK A LOT. YOU WORK TIRELESSLY. YOU ARE HERE FOR UPWARDS OF SIX
HOURS A WEEK, YOU KNOW. >> Reggie: YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
IT'S DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO FIND THE TIME TO MEET NEW PEOPLE, AND
YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A NICE IDEA FOR US TO HELP YOU ON YOUR
QUEST TO FIND TRUE LOVE. SO WITH THAT IN MIND, WE THOUGHT
WE'D PLAY A LITTLE GAME. ARE YOU UP FOR IT? >> Reggie: YEAH. >> James: THEN IT'S TIME TO
PLAY "WATTS LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT." ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING ) WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A DATING
GAME TO FIEND OUT WHO'S GOT THE HOTS FOR --
>> REGGIE WATTS! >> James: BEFORE WE MEET OUR
THREE MYSTERY WOMEN, REGGIE, PUT THESE ON. >> Reggie: OKAY. >> James: TIME TO MEET OUR
THREE BACHELORETTES! FIRST UP, SHE'S A VOICE ACTOR
FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON, WILL YOU PLEASE WELCOME ASHLEIGH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
TAKE A SEAT. NEXT UP, SHE'S A HAIR STYLIST
AND SALON OWNER FROM PHOENIX, ARIZONA, PLEASE WELCOME AMELIA! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
FINALLY, SHE'S AN EMPLOYMENT LAWYER FROM IRVINE, CALIFORNIA
PLEASE WELCOME TANEEN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HOW ARE YOU? TAKE A SEAT! THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE! OKAY! HERE WE GO! ALL RIGHT, REGGIE, I CAN TAKE
THESE FROM YOU NOW. OKAY. REGGIE, READY TO FIND TRUE LOVE? >> SURE. >> James: GREAT. REG, YOU ARE GOING TO ASK TWO
QUESTIONS. BASED ON THOSE ANSWERS YOU WILL
PICK ONE OF THOSE CONTESTANTS TO TAKE ON A WROTE MANETTIC DATE
THIS EVENING. DOES IT MAKE SENSE? >> Reggie: YEAH. >> James: OKAY, REGGIE, WHAT
IS YOUR FIRST QUESTION? >> Reggie: DO YOU WANT ME TO
ASK IT NOW? >> James: YES. ( LAUGHTER )
>> Reggie: WHERE -- UH -- ( LAUGHTER )
WHAT KIND OF, LIKE -- NO. HEY. HI. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE -- WHAT
WOULD BE YOUR IDEA OF A GREAT PLACE TO GO AND RELAX, AND WHAT
WOULD THE CIRCUMSTANCES BE? >> James: LET'S TAKE THAT TO
CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE. WHERE WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO
GO AND RELAX AND WHAT WOULD THE CIRCUMSTANCES BE? >> WELL, OBVIOUSLY, WE COULD GO
TO, LIKE, A MASSAGE PLACE. THAT'S WHERE PEOPLE RELAX,
RIGHT? YEAH. AND THE CIRCUMSTANCES, UH, TO
GET A MASSAGE! ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) >> James: THANK YOU FOR THAT. OKAY. CONTESTANT NUMBER TWO, WHAT
WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE TO GO AND RELAX AND WHAT WOULD THE
CIRCUMSTANCES BE? >> UH, I WOULD HAVE TO SAY
PROBABLY A PARK NEAR MY HOUSE, PROBABLY WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE
AND A BLANKET AND MY DOG, AND IT WOULD KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE
STONE BECAUSE I COULD WALK MY DOG, BUT ALSO --
>> James: GET DRUNK, LIE DOWN. I GET IT. I LIKE IT. AND CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE,
WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD DATE TO GO ON TO RELAX, AND WHAT WOULD THE
CIRCUMSTANCES BE? >> WELL, UH, REGGIE, IF YOU'RE
DOWN, MAYBE WE COULD GO TO THE MOON? ( LAUGHTER )
AND, UH, I ACTUALLY HEARD ON NPR THERE'S A LOT OF ASTRONAUT FECES
UP THERE, SO WE COULD MAYBE GIVE THEM A HAND WITH THAT. ( LAUGHTER )
>> WOW. ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: IT'S A MIXED BAG, ( LAUGHTER )
>> James: IT'S A MIXED BAG, REG, I'M NOT GONNA LIE. ( LAUGHTER )
>> Reggie: YEAH. WELL, I MEAN --
>> James: I MEAN, IN TERMS OF -- YOU MAY HAVE MET YOUR
MATCH. THAT'S WHAT I'LL SAY. ( LAUGHTER )
ALL RIGHT, REGGIE, WHAT IS YOUR SECOND QUESTION? >> Reggie: ARE YOU INTO NAPS? AND IF SO, WHAT ARE THE PERFECT
CONDITIONS FOR A NAP? >> James: THAT'S A QUESTION. ALL RIGHT. CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE, ARE YOU
INTO NAPS -- >> YES. >> James: -- AND WHAT IS THE
PERFECT PLACE TO NAP? >> I WOULD COZY UP RIGHT IN
REGGIE'S ARM PIT BECAUSE HE'S GOT NICE PHYSIQUE AND I FEEL
LIKE IF I WERE TO CURL UP IN HIS ARM PIT WITH HIS NICE ARM
WRAPPED AROUND ME, UM, THAT WOULD BE A PERFECT CONDITION FOR
A NICE, LONG NAP. >> James: GOT IT. OH! OH! >> RIGHT? >> James: I HEAR YOU! YES, YES! >> James: OKAY, CONTESTANT
NUMBER TWO, ARE YOU A FAN OF NAPS, AND, IF SO, WHAT DO YOU
NEED TO NAP? >> I'M A FAN OF NAPS, BUT I'M A
BIG FAN TO HAVE THE POWER NAP. 30 MINUTE TOPS NAP, LIGHT
BLANKET WITH THE FAN GOING SO IT'S NICE AND COOL AND THEN
USUALLY PREFER TO LAY WITH MY DOG, LIKE, IN MY LEG AREA, JUST,
YOU KNOW -- >> James: YEAH, I GET WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING. ALL RIGHT, CONTESTANT NUMBER
THREE. ARE YOU A FAN OF NAPS AND, IF
SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE TO NAP? >> TO BE TOTALLY HONEST, THE
REALEST THING I CAN SAY IS THAT, FOR ME, A NAP IS ACTUALLY MORE
WATCHING TV. LIKE I SAY I'M GOING TO TAKE A
NAP, BUT I ACTUALLY JUST WATCH TV. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
YEAH. >> James: YOU CONSIDER A NAP
BEING AWAKE... ( LAUGHTER )
>> I REAL WILL YOU CAN'T TAKE NAPS, I HAVE TOO MUCH COFFEE ALL
DAY, IT'S TOO HARD. >> James: I'M GOB SMACKED THAT
YOU MIGHT BE CAFFEINATED IN ANY WAY. ( LAUGHTER )
SO YOU DON'T NAP, BUT IF YOU DO NAP, YOU LIKE TO NAP WITH YOUR
EYES OPEN WATCHING A PROGRAM OR A FILM? >> YEAH. >> James: CRUSHED IT. OKAY. ( APPLAUSE )
WELL, THERE WE ARE. OKAY, REGGIE. THERE YOU HAVE IT. YOU'VE ASK EACH OF THEM SOME
QUESTIONS. BASED ON WHAT YOU'VE HEARD, IT'S
TIME TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND, BUT, BEFORE YOU DO, HERE'S A QUICK
REMINDER. >> WILL YOU PICK NUMBER ONE? SHE LOVES RUBBING DOWN AND
COZYING UP, ESPECIALLY IN AN ARM PIT. OR WILL YOU PICK NUMBER TWO,
WHETHER IT'S A WALK IN THE PARK OR A POWER NAP? SHE'S GOT TO HAVE HER DOG. OR WILL YOU PICK NUMBER THREE,
WHO NAPS WITH HER EYES OPEN WHILE DREAMING OF MOON FECES. THE DECISION IS YOURS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> James: OKAY! SO THERE WE ARE. IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. REGGIE, NUMBER ONE, NUMBER TWO
OR NUMBER THREE? WHO ARE YOU GOING TO PICK? ( DRUM ROLL )
>> Reggie: WELL, I LIKE THE VOICE OF NUMBER ONE. SHE'S GOT A REALLY SUPER CUTE,
CHARMING VOICE. NUMBER TWO REALLY LIKES A DOG. AND NUMBER THREE HAD SOME REALLY
GOOD, GROUNDED, FUN-LOVING ANSWERS. I THINK -- GOSH, THIS IS SO
HARD -- THREE? >> James: NUMBER THREE! BACHELORETTE NUMBER THREE! CONGRATULATIONS! BUT BEFORE YOU DO, LET'S MEET
OUR OTHER CONTESTANTS. ASHLEIGH, COME OUT AND SAY HI TO
REGGIE! THIS IS ASHLEIGH, NUMBER ONE! NUMBER TWO FROM PHOENIX IS
AMELIA! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING! THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE! OKAY, OKAY, REGGIE, THIS IS IT,
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. YOU STAND JUST HERE. OKAY, REGGIE --
>> Reggie: I DO. >> James: -- PLEASE MEET --
REGGIE, PLEASE MEET YOUR DATE TONIGHT, ALL THE WAY FROM
IRVINE, CALIFORNIA, IT'S TANEEN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BOTH OF
YOU! IT IS NOW TIME TO SEND YOU ON
YOUR DATE. TONIGHT YOU WILL BE DINING IN
ONE OF L.A.'S MOST EXCLUSIVE HOT SPOTS. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE
CONFERENCE ROOM JUST DOWN THE HALL. HAVE FUN YOU TWO, AND WE'LL
CHECK IN ON YOU LATER. >> Reggie: THANK YOU. >> James: REGGIE, AFTERNOON,
EVERYBODY! RIGHT THIS WAY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
♪ BACK WITH DAVID OYELOWO AND
ALFIE ALLEN! >> James: WELCOME BACK. NOW, JUST IN THIS ROOM HERE,
REGGIE AND TANEEN HAVE BEEN HAVING THEIR DATE. WE'RE GOING TO GO IN, SEE HOW
THEY'RE GETTING ON AND SEE IF THEY'VE LIKED EACH OTHER OVER
THIS EXPERIENCE. COME WITH ME. OKAY. >> -- THE LADIES. SO WHAT'S YOUR IDEA OF A
RELAXING TIME? >> James: HEY, GUYS. HOW ARE WE DOING? >> HEY! >> James: ARE WE GOOD? I'VE COME DOWN TO SEE YOU. >> YEAH. >> James: WOW, YOU'VE CLEARLY
BOTH REALLY ENJOYED THE CHICKEN. >> IT'S SO GOOD. SO DRY. >> James: SO DRY. HOW'S IT BEEN GOING? BEEN GETTING ON WELL? >> YEAH. >> James: BEEN HAVING A NICE
TIME? >> SHE'S GROOVY. >> James: GROOVY. THAT IS A HIGH COMPLIMENT
INDEED. REG, I WANT YOU TO PUT THESE ON. I'M GOING TO ASK TANEEN ALL
ABOUT YOU SO YOU CAN'T HEAR. >> OKAY, YOU GOT IT. ARE YOU SURE HE CAN'T HEAR? >> James: DEFINITELY. I PROMISE YOU. HOW HAS IT BEEN, GOOD? >> I THINK HE'S NERVOUS. >> James: OF COURSE HE'S
NERVOUS. HE'S ON A DATE RIGHT NOW, ON TV. BUT YOU FELT NERVOUS BEFORE? >> I MEAN, HE'S OBVIOUSLY COOL. >> James: COOLEST MAN ON THE
PLANET. >> HE'S OBVIOUSLY A CATCH. I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. ( LAUGHTER )
I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'S STILL SINGLE. >> James: TANEEN, I AM LOVING
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. >> LOOK AT HIM! >> James: TAKE THESE OFF. REG, YOU TAKE THESE OFF. I'LL GIVE THESE TO TANEEN AND
YOU TAKE THESE HERE. TANEEN CAN'T HEAR. TELL ME HONESTLY, HOW RE'S IT
BEEN? >> SHE'S SUPER RAD. SHE'S REALLY COOL AND SHE'S GOT
REALLY AMAZING EYES THAT GO INTO YOUR SOUL. >> James: THIS IS CRAZY. I GENUINELY FEEL LIKE THIS IS
THE PERSON YOU'RE GOING TO BE WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WE FOUND HER IN THE SHOW! ( LAUGHTER )
ALL RIGHT, WELL, LISTEN, TAKE THOSE OFF NOW. OKAY. NOW, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU BOTH
NOW A QUESTION, AN IT'S JUST A YES OR NO ANSWER. I'M GOING TO COUNT YOU IN WITH A
ONE, TWO, THREE AND YOU JUST SAY AND BE HONEST. >> OKAY. >> James: THIS, OF COURSE, HAS
NOT BEEN A REAL DATE WHICH IS EVIDENT IN THE FACT THAT TANEEN
YOU TOOK ONE BITE OF THIS DRY CHICKEN AND THOUGHT I WOULD
RATHER RUN INTO A BRICK WALL RATHER THAN FINISH IT --
( LAUGHTER ) -- BUT THE QUESTION I'M GOING TO
ASK YOU NOW IS TANEEN, REGGIE -- >> Reggie: I DO. >> James: -- WILL THERE BE A
SECOND DATE? ONE, TWO, THREE. >> YES. >> James: OH, I'VE GOT A DATE! BACK ON "THE LATE LATE SHOW"! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING ) THIS IS AMAZING! >> James: WELL, THAT'S OUR
SHOW. LOVE IS IN THE AIR. REGGIE? TAKE US HOME.
