REDDIT R/ PROREVENGE BEST OF REDDIT TOP POSTS OF ALL TIME -That'll be your wallet and your ego, sir.

hey everybody and a warm welcome to a new story today's story is called that'll be your wallet and your ego sir from the pro revenge subreddit I hope you like it and will enjoy the time if you like my content and this kind of videos please leave a comment and subscribe to my channel as always this story is told from the opiez point of view enjoy it that'll be your wallet and your ego sir first off yes I get it the tool shop I worked in as a dudes playground however I know many men who don't even know how to change a tire let alone work an air compressor they're lost looks are easy to spot as well as a retail store almost all the staff just sell equipment they don't use or even know how to use it's not now nor has it ever been mandatory to know what you sell beyond price in retail if you do know the staff rely on you to help make sales and keep the angry customers at bay I was the go-to person for drills jacks and air tools also to deal with the hot-headed customers who want their way in everything anyway as a logistic supervisor of said tool store I would be forced to leave the customer free stockroom to perform leader on duty mod tasks on the sales floor for an hour or two or to cover the sales supervisors breaks as a backroom worker this means I'm forced to be idle for an extended period of time while my work and production falls behind I am NOT allowed to stock the floor do my paperwork tasks or anything that would be considered a heads-down task ie sweeping cleaning the registers cashiering picking up open products people stole from I was only allowed to get cash for the registers greet people coming in the door with a retail smile and ask the usual retail questions how are you doing finding everything okay is there something I can help you with today I was about halfway through the law tower when mr. hard head mr. H walked in the door with the classic lost look on his face I look at his hands and see a receipt so I know he's about to return an item he doesn't know how to use I look at my two cashiers and see number two was open and would be quicker with the returned she can take you at register number two sir I say with a nod to the register he gives me a nod and looks at number two before shaking his head going to number ones line number one as a classic looking southern gent who was born to be a cashier salesman he had one customer in his line he was selling some warranties - number two looks at me but I roll my eyes and shrug knowing mr. etches type he is a dude with a question he only wants answered by a dude so number two starts her shift cleaning duty which was the window and I decide to prep myself and man her register for her so at least she could get ahead of her daily duties now what mr. H doesn't know as number one is not a tool guy and will not hesitate to send a customer my way to get a sale out of the next person in line once you pay for your order he's done with you and will work around you to get his next sale in so I hear mr. H hey buddy I just bought this compressor hose and some of those fixings yesterday I get home and none of it works number 1 sorry to hear that buddy are you looking to return it you have to bring it all in and there is uh he gets cut off but I know he's about to mention the restock fee mr. H no none of that I was hoping someone could show me how to work it I don't know much about compressors I need to get some work done and a buddy told me it could be done with one of your compressors number one reaches over his shoulder to get his radio mic before he sees me at register 2 remember his words like I did number 1 nodding towards me I don't know anything about compressors but she can help you over there she knows all about compressors number one sees a customer walking towards my line and waves them over dismissing the guy mr. H is now peeved at the dismissal but comes over to me M hi sir what's wrong with your compressor is it he cuts me off mr. H is there a man in the back I can speak to about my compressor at this point I'm internally raging but keep my retail smile firmly in place M I'm not sure but I can call one of the guys from the back knowing full well that the three guys in back don't mr. H okay then proceeds to walk away towards the compressor aisle and I decide to FK with him so I call in to the radio for help in the air to Lyle I call number two back to register and stand to the front of the compressor aisle and lean on top of the four feet compressor and prepare for my favorite show despite working with loud machinery I pride myself on my hearing when he showed up the fun began t as a well-built classic wannabe redneck with cutoff uniform sleeves tattoo on shoulder and a worn out camo baseball cap the sweetest softie with a beer belly you'll ever Easton's to every customer and as often the people person of the logistics group mr. h hey buddy i could use some help fee sure what do you need help finding mr. h walks him over to the cheap 5 gallon compressor we had oilless which is good for extremely small jobs like an airbrush or cleaning off wood shop tables perhaps air up some tires even fact of that matter is that the five gallons runs out quick and it needs to compress air more often his back is turned to me while fee is facing me mr. h i bought this one and can't seem to get it to work I got the couplers and the hose too but to paint some cars I'm looking to restore fee I think you need a bigger compressor to run a paint gun mr. H ignoring the little advise fee can give no this one will do but it won't start and I can't make heads or tails of that manual fee shrugs it must be broken if you bring it in we can exchange it or you could return it but there will be a 20% fee for restock as you've opened it mr. H no I ain't paying no fee obviously upset and starting to fume you have someone back there WH oh can tell me about my compressor fee glasses at me and I'm out the name of our chill and kompot head pro fee as a people person caught on to me I do let me just call him mr. H grumbles about fee being useless and to call up the guy Pro comes wandering up the aisle sees the customer while fee takes the next aisle to walk to the front he's seen guys come in and not want to talk to me before and as just wanting to see end result Pro looks at the guide then down the aisle further at me before he can ask the question mr. H says the words to seal his fate with Pro and I keep in mind Pro doesn't wear a headset asterisk asterisk mr. H look son I've been working with compressors my whole life and there is something wrong with the one I bout here the guys here can't tell me nothing I plugged the thing in and it doesn't even start at that point I knew exactly what was wrong with it Pro do you want to bring it in so I can see what's wrong mr. H finally someone who knows something he then proceeds to leave toward the door to get the compressor and stops by me I knew there was a man in here who knew about compressors thank you ma'am he looked smug he leaves out the front door and then fee who was standing up front chuckles because he knows I'm mad Pro you good here guys I was about to go on break fee it's slow you can take a break later number one just went on break take his register m-pro did you get defects done yet D grins and gives a salute while heading toward the back number two as cleaning the registers now not paying us any mind as long as she didn't have to deal with the guy Pro what do you want me to do M just plug it up it's only the reset switch hey ask loud for help and turn up the speaker on your radio there were no customers in the store as it was a slow day seeing as this was the only entertainment wheel get I wanted to draw it out a few minutes later mr. H walks back in with the compressor and no box the reset switch is obviously depressed still Pro leads him to an outlet and has him plug it up and switch it on nothing happens mr. h see the thing is broken i know enough about compressors to see that Pro nods his head and lifts his radio to his mouth Pro pay loud I got a guy up here whose compressor is broken what should I do he then held it away from his face as the guy looks confused I walk over and lean against the wall where the compressor has plugged up it look at the guy who was looking at Pro and wait for the berating to begin loud never likes to be interrupted while he's working in the back and can talk forever on the radios loud verbatim oh my god I'm in the middle of stacking these DN tool boxes while you as wipes are off doing nothing but fing off need me to wipe your AAS - while having to babysit some dumbest where the FK as me why didn't you ask her first she's the one always working that D asterisk asterisk and I'll go ask her and leave me alone while I get some real work down she's off with some stupid clipboard having me do all the work anyway if I Pro muted his radio and looked at me I took out my earpiece so I didn't have to hear I reached down and flipped the reset switch on the compressor and immediately the thing starts going and filling its tank with air mr. H is red in the face at this point M oh wow it's not broken after all I said with mock enthusiasm if you would have asked me first I would have had this solved ages ago mr. H now look here I don't want it give me my D asterisk asterisk and money back only a couple minutes are left of my law duty at this point number one is still on break em alrighty she'll be glad to take you on register 2d brushes past me and storms up to the register and I prepare to salt the wounds pro gestures to go outside for his much-needed break and I nod number two takes his receipt and rings up his return for the compressor number two okay that will be $38 going back on your card mr. H yelling no I paid almost $70 I want all my money back me sir don't yell at my cashier you only paid about 48 dollars for that compressor and the fee as 20% comes to about $9 which means you only get $38 back mr. H no I paid and I want all my money back me you have a fee on that compressor and you still have the hose and couplers it's the $38 or you can take the compressor to another location I can't help you here sir mr. H I don't want that got D asterisk asterisk in thing let me speak to your manager he'll sort this out I tapped my name badge meet the manager as a conference for the week and left me in charge how may I help you giving a retail smile number two had at this point pushed the refund to his card and gave him his receipt on the counter red in the face he snatched the receipt up and stormed out the door me with a shit-eating grin call out the door to him you'll want a bigger tank sir without the reset switch this time sir wouldn't want that paint uneven sir but what would I know you've been working with compressors your whole life I get flipped a bird and if he ever came back with the hose and couplers wasn't on my shift he wasn't the type to tell his buddy a chick knew more about a tool than he did anyway PS the cheap compressor is packed tight with styrofoam and it often presses down the reset lever switch it looks so natural in the down position that people often came in with that problem bad manufacturing in my opinion what do you think about this story tell me your thought in the comments if you liked the story and the content please leave a like subscribe and share this video also have a look into my playlist for more entertaining stories

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Id: CyfMi-Mcf0g

Length: 15min 55sec (955 seconds)

Published: Thu May 02 2019