Red Skelton And Phyllis Diller

in here hurry we're gonna put it in the sacred here no now remember it's gonna be a secret nobody's gonna know where we put this money all right all that sure was a great idea yours mayor I'd know the money from the bank here in a hotel safe well killer-diller ain't gonna wipe us out again with another bank robbery yeah but mayor whole you know killer dealers are coming to town because sheriff deadeyes knees have been shaking for three days doo doo doo kill him dill what did you say I said killer Diller are you hurt this time of the afternoon we'll go downtown and die don't mess up the lobby oh I'm sorry now that strange that is strange I get eyes hat - see what was going on you know I got to stay away from dancing girls every time I get round of them get around one of them my Spurs will themselves together yeah we uh damn I hat take what i hack it's wrong more than I do Sheriff hmm Killer Dillards and Tom you do Jay's killer killer how about it who's that she'll shoot anything that wears a sheriff's hat this rock really yeah well in a case like that we just won't wear it that's killer-diller quarry expect him David Frost no we weren't expecting the Bride of Frankenstein either yeah I'll shoot anybody in a sheriff's ad do you own this hand no no I don't own this hat they fellas owns its names right in there it's four and one-eighth real pinhead in here I need a pinhead to help hold up my stockings Jeff arrest that woman well now wait now they look to the Hat Oh what I do to hats but yeah well take it easy that ain't wardrobe that's my own yeah I rest that woman well I would if I could remember well put my guns I said a rest earth at IAO no ow just a moment I'm not gonna arrest her until I find out why she's dressed in black for everything except that white boot yeah um tell me mystery lady and boy I mean mystery why are you dressed in bed why are you dressed in black except for one white boot cuz I'm bad over except that virus my good foot huh are you doing I'm gonna shoot the guy that wrote that wait a minute you cheers either sure he ain't no writer you see they're very and I anybody that's got one good foot can't be all bad ya know they a killer Diller may yeah if that's for can I tell you something if that is really killer Diller I hope that thunder and lightning scares my horse away the horse's legs left but he's still out there then I'll show you something look right here what's it I'll take a look at that I sort it rehearsal will you take another look at it your ad says a killer Diller wanted for robbing banks punching buffaloes to death and telling Indians the facts of life without any reservation right now you wouldn't do that with you strangers I sure would plus ripping the hum out of a hanbok whipping a home out of a hummingbird oh well we'll just keep saying humming whooping and all that stuff until I see my car well you see she's a nice girl she just can't sit around doing nothing the girl's got to have a hobby you know you arrest me yeah I'll feel you so close you'll have to wear open up you need projection no I've been running I just smell tired well I'll get to tell you one thing that's not her that is not her let me show you some fun what this lady has a round face yes and this one on the posters face is flat unfortunately it don't stop there all the way to the floor all across underneath my feet jab arrest her I told you I would it shows I found my good yeah dad go ahead an arrest man yeah lockjaw me yeah I told you how to arrest you if I could remember what put my guns Jedi if you don't do something about that they're varmints bluff I'm going to tell her are you gonna do something about that Bluff this varmint right now wait a minute not a moment not a moment I let y'all I waited until you gave me the right line this this happens to be a lady oh I'm sorry man that's better if you don't call this lady varmints Bluff I'm gonna hold up your family didn't do much good my waiting did it yeah now you better a hole is up pretty high then goes my salary's pretty small okay I've had enough of this yeah yes plenty of it everybody freeze here oh I've been frigid for years I come on sheriff you and me is gonna stop playing these games and we is gonna take a little walk take a little walk all right yeah hmm okay mm-hmm we're gonna take a little walk we're gonna take a little walk no I don't see it over there yeah I'm gonna get it now yeah yeah you know it makes me so nervous hi I have to shoot sheriff's that's why I sim yeah now listen here did I you're gonna open up the bank for me and I'm gonna make a little withdrawal well now we got such a the bank's entire assets listen to that little do you know there is no money in the bank it's all over in that room over there get our hair started on how'd you get there I said get over here stand here you in right yeah right here yeah I'll go in here you stand here I'll throw the money out to you and don't nobody move ah dad that's ridiculous I'm dead how am I gonna move on you it's pretty hard to tell a mare I got a plan yeah now when the killer's do what sit there killer now look killer I'm warning you that ain't no killer hell all in bags look alike to me hey take it easy there what are you killer Hey yes ain't no way here we yeah do have a plan of any kind I got a plan soon as I did I you've got a head on your shoulders and I gotta hit people gonna be there long got enough yeah well I throw the last one way I tell you I've heard of money going your head but this is ridiculous hey killer I run you in if I just knew where my guns were aha looks like I dropped you're pretty good and I don't mean socially either hmm what's wrong with you I guess I got too much iron in the system okay Sheriff yeah we're getting out of here yeah hey hey hey hey going on here it looks like a convention of bashful nudists it looks more like Kate Smith's fan club to me okay it's flip your lid damn sheriff's hats who watch a sheriff's hat Oh oh you tricked me yeah it's always happens when I forget my purse I've robbed of ammunition you ran out of that a long time ago yeah you realize why we had them to do this don't you folks bulletproof vests ain't been invented yet it's still run by men lock her up you know you're liable to get the electric chair for this you think that scares me listen look at my hair I got up with like cheer once before well another day another dollar for the old sheriff I'll tell you boo good heavens I just remembered where I had the guns right inside my head

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Rating: 4.7819314 out of 5

Keywords: Comedy

Id: -h7LVK10Tok

Length: 10min 43sec (643 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 28 2010