Reacher’s Funny Moments | REACHER Season 2 | Prime Video

been a minute since my gr been 2 years 7 months 19 days you look good I look the same it look good 2 years 7 months 19 days ago so yeah it look the same you look Road warn [Music] yep excuse me I was wondering if I could ask for some help well that is what we give here I'm looking for my cousin he has a really bad drug problem and a family friend said they saw him living on the street around here I'm sorry to hear that well thank you I promised Mayan I wouldn't come back home without her son I don't know where to even begin looking and I thought maybe the church has a support group or something and through that maybe you'd have some idea where Jimmy was scoring look at this what's he think he's going to do get know man gun looks like someone took the sign as a personal challenge green I'm just warming up devil did his best work when he created that poison didn't he sure did almost everyone who comes into our outreach program gets their fix from the same place Dumont just east of Rockaway but you got to have a death risk to walk in there alone son I'll be fine father I have righteousness on my side just like the good old days yeah you on the sidelines while I do all the work uh fellas this was his gun NYPD name's Gano Russo don't look at me you did all the [Music] work it's Donald and Neely found the bar it's fully stocked along unpacked yep [Music] no you two stay here both look like cops what do you two look like lady in the [Music] got to say man major screw up soon as Russo wakes up the entire NYPD is going to be after your ass why'd you got to hit him so hard huh I don't hit soft well cop puncher is going to do some serious time I was pissed about the dog and I assumed he was involved in killing fronie and Swan what did you teach us in an investigation assumptions killed no it was in an investigation Details Matter I didn't kill him just broke his nose I'll take the 177 2 19 that veretta and three burners well just so you know once you apply for your permit there's a 7-Day waiting period before you can purchase a firearm you can only buy one in a 30-day window but I can hold them for you that's a lot of Hoops hey Slugger get out I'll pay you back the bail money so foret the run and the plane ticket what are you waiting for get out hands on the roof Paul bunet mey Dixon you know that parking pass matter odonald how can I be a service oh yeah more Hoops in the NBA rules say you can lend these Firearms to a friend which as you know is one of the conditions for legal temporary transfer under New Jersey Law nice to meet you friend I'm Joe Gordon you went to law school right yeah Ruckers so kind of you can kiss my this gu my lawyer a feel detective my client's requested counsel if you separate us during transport you'll be creating a contestable issue that I assure you I will win on appeal in the slim chance of conviction actually comes to pass none of that is remotely accurate we can agree to disagree ruers Barbara godman she's 79 so be nice why wouldn't I be nice I don't know I like my Glock 17 that is a Glock 17 I said my Glock 17 okay I like [Music] the what was that oh nothing just listening to a 200 hitter complain about his new bat hey I'm a great shot you're average at best full Dixon back me up here that's I'm in buy was the luckiest shot I've ever seen thank you man you couldn't hit a donkey with a banjo yeah oh you pick up the phone I thought maybe you couldn't answer because you broke your hand when you drove the car through the office building I didn't get hurt at all you think this is funny I told you no more Cowboy the car belonged to one of their employees I was returning wait where are the clothes you were wearing garbage garbage why I'm already caring in Boots if I had any more clothes pretty soon I need a suitcase I got a suitcase I need a house to keep it in and I need a car for the driveway before you know it I'm filling out all kinds of forms so spare sure it's just too much of an attachment for you anyone ever diagnosed you as a sociopath diagnosed no we got money on the table you really want to bet it you a talk about making forget it come on come on come on come on we got money on the table really want to [Music] youing this just ain't your week not one word holy that's two words another one and I'll shove this kitten heel right up I'm just saying you look nice you both look nice you look like the on top of a wedding cake here I'll pay you back in a month when my pension lands yeah your pension won't cover that suit or the hotel room or the plane ticket I'll pay you back in 2 months hey excuse me so are the drug charges getting dropped or what I don't know I'm not a cop let me guess government plates government suits government rides surprised it took Senator Lavoy this long to figure out who sweated his flunky last night the senator has a proposition for you get in no I'm done okay I'm done you're under arrest no these guys took a run at us in broad daylight at a crowded funeral they getting desperate means this thing's coming to ahead fast we take him in he lawyers up and doesn't talk until it's too late and the terorist has 650 chances to take down a commercial airliner so what do you want me to do look the other way oh come on man why not Mr Reacher just Reacher fine Reacher why won't you get in the car because he didn't ask nicely okay heart what's a magic word please get in the vehicle she got her kid a drink in a dog and bought a burner phone with cash let me keep the change she was in a rush didn't have time for change you want to see better you can scooch in she's not the scooch in type homemade silencer call out here I'll shoot you in the leg scream I shoot you in the head okay Marlo can you come out here for a sec Sur Town can't believe you fell for that it's a 16th inch of [Music] plastic looks like you had a rough night had worse what can I get you coffee black same yeah you can bring the pot for are you ma'am cereal pops puffs of Peel in that oor preference and a chocolate milk chake [Music] thanks

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Length: 10min 32sec (632 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 05 2024